Chapter 11: Bai's Kung Fu is indeed something
Chapter 11: Bai's Kung Fu is indeed something
Although the old man wanted to scam him, the good education he received and the good moral character he developed over the past 17 years did not allow Lin Li to not help the old man.
The main thing is that the old man seemed to have a stitch in the side.
"Uncle, you can get a stitch in the side just by standing. You must be more careful when practicing next time. If I hadn't come today, you would be here alone, and the consequences would be disastrous." Lin Li helped the uncle to sit on the stone bench, took the thermal insulation bag next to it, which should have been brought by the uncle, and gave him an earnest warning.
Look, look, the old man is just sitting here and he has a stitch in the side again!
The martial arts young man's body was actually much weaker than he would have liked.
As expected, even those who practice martial arts cannot withstand the long years.
Lao Deng eventually became Lao Deng.
The human body is still too fragile.
"People like you, people like you..." The old man stared at Lin Li, who was lost in thought and feeling sad about the passing of time, and was speechless for a moment.
I even said that if you weren't here the consequences would be disastrous. It's because you are here that I'm so angry!
I'm still distracted now!
"Don't worry, Grandpa Zhou, you don't have to praise me. There are many people like me in this world. If one of me disappears, thousands and millions of me will stand up." Lin Li came back to his senses. He was not a person who liked to be praised. Hearing this, he quickly waved his hand modestly.
There was an old man’s name on the thermos cup, Zhou Youwei, so Lin Li simply changed it to “Grandpa Zhou”.
Then Lin Li stood up and said to the old man, "Grandpa Zhou, since you are fine and you are feeling better, I will leave first."
It's already late, and I'm sweating all over. I have to go back and take a shower before going to school. If I don't hurry up, I won't have time to buy breakfast.
"you--"
"No need to thank me, this is what I should do, bye!"
Hearing the old man's call from behind, Lin Li waved his hands. He was probably looking at him with a moved look.
But a real man never looks back.
"——Whose child is this!" The old man's voice caught up with him, with strong emotions.
"Just call me Kamen Rider Passing By."
Lin Li laughed. He didn't expect that he would have to come to thank him in person. It was even more unnecessary.
There is no need to leave a name behind when doing good deeds, and success does not have to be achieved by me.
It's another morning that makes me shed tears for myself.
"...It's hopeless, this world is completely hopeless!" The old man, who was about to go crazy, watched Lin Liyuan's back, his voice was desperate and helpless.
……
In the bathroom, Lin Li was taking a shower while checking his reward.
The limited-time mission four has been successfully completed.
After Lin Li finished reading the prerequisites, he decided to play a fake game.
The system did not specify the preconditions such as "seriously" and "trying one's best". It only said that it required "friendly" behavior, and the task would be completed if either party fell to the ground and admitted defeat.
If this is not called friendship, then what is friendship?
Sure enough, when I admitted defeat, the system prompted that the task was completed.
In order to make the old man feel more accomplished in defeating him, he rolled on the ground a few times, with good intentions.
and many more.
Uncle, you were not scamming me just now!
Lin Li's pupils shrank suddenly. He finally understood the truth and felt a little guilty.
The old man was too excited. How could an elderly person bear such a sense of accomplishment? For older people, extreme joy or sorrow is very dangerous.
I have to be more careful next time and not do bad things with good intentions.
【Task 4 Completed】
[Randomly learning martial arts related abilities. 】
[You have received the reward: Passive ability: Catch a knife with bare hands. ]
[Catch the Blade with Bare Hands: When your hands are not holding anything, you can accurately predict the trajectory of the cold weapon.]
Li Jing, is that you? Li Jing.
Unfortunately, his ability was no longer '100%', and he immediately lost the qualification to become a conceptual god.
He was a little disappointed. After all, Lin Li hoped to get an active ability, such as the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms or Light Footsteps.
Then Lin Li turned his gaze towards the Eight-Stage Body Building Technique in the [Warehouse].
Come on, all the methods of becoming an immortal, come into my mind and read!
A thick book appeared in front of Lin Li, fell to the ground with a plop, and was washed by the bath water.
In this unreliable matter, the system is surprisingly reliable.
"..."
"My martial arts!" Lin Li picked up the martial arts in a hurry, but then he found that the water stains on the ground did not affect the martial arts at all. It was still very dry without any trace of moisture.
Lin Li raised his eyebrows and aimed the shower directly at the technique.
Water droplets flowed across the book, as if it was covered with a hydrophobic layer.
After discovering that not only could he not be torn, but he could also choose to take it back to the [Warehouse] as long as he touched it, Lin Li nodded with satisfaction. It was finally a bit cool.
It's a pity that those great men can memorize all the techniques by just scanning them with their spiritual sense, but I can only study hard and suffer like this.
But it is understandable that I am still just an ordinary person with a mosquito-repellent aura.
After reappearing, Lin Li turned to the first page and began to try to read.
Your mother.
Classical Chinese, traditional Chinese characters.
Zhang Yu's defense-breaking book.
For the first time, Lin Li deeply realized that Chinese was so useful.
Fortunately, Lin Li was not illiterate, and with the help of the human body action diagrams on almost every page, he was able to get a rough idea of what was going on.
But what is relatively magical is that when Lin Li learned the above movements, he felt a heat current flowing through his body, which was a completely different feeling from when he just practiced Ba Duan Jin.
It is indeed a good thing, otherwise it would not have such magical effects.
Wait, why is there still heat flowing when I’m not practicing?
Lin Li thought seriously and then looked up.
He turned off the shower head and tried the same moves again.
Ok.
The heat flow is gone.
Grass.
——Whether it is a good thing or not remains to be studied.
……
"No, Lin Li, are you crazy? It's ok that you're so serious in class, but why are you still doing the test after class?"
Bai Bufan said sadly and desperately to Lin Li who rejected his invitation to use the double toilet row.
"It's not the test paper. I'm watching villains fighting."
"Huh?!" Bai Bufan came over like a dog that saw shit, and Lin Li directly took out a card and threw it to him.
"It's really a fight? It's boring."
When he found out that the villain Lin Li was talking about was different from what he thought, he shook his head in disappointment and returned the paper to Lin Li.
What Lin Li was looking at was the Eight-Stage Body Tempering Technique, but it was not the original one. It would not be appropriate to take it out in school if people discovered its special features such as immunity to water and fire.
This is the "copy" that Lin Li took with his mobile phone and then printed out at a printing shop - it seems unnecessary, but in fact Lin Li was also worried that something unexpected might happen if he took it to be copied directly.
"What the hell is this? It's classical Chinese. I can't understand it at all." Zhang Yubai Bufan was full of confusion.
"The content is about martial arts. I found it on the Internet and used it to practice classical Chinese translation and see if I can learn something by the way." Lin Li said half true and half false, and then performed a few movements.
It does look somewhat similar.
Bai Bufan took a step back, stood straight, clasped his hands and bowed: "Mr. Lin, you can tell from your punching power that you are a martial artist, and you have reached the level of perfection. If there is a chance, we can learn from each other. I happen to be the modern inheritor of the Bai family's martial arts."
“If you, BYD, had practiced martial arts, you wouldn’t be only two seconds faster than me in a thousand meters. We are two brothers in distress.” Lin Li sneered.
Doesn’t Lin Li know what kind of ivory can come out of Bai Bufan’s dog mouth?
"Are you questioning my Bai family skills?!" Bai Bufan's eyes widened, "I guarantee with my Optimus Prime that the Bai family skills are definitely better than yours."
"Such a big bet?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
After thinking about it, the surname Bai did sound impressive, and there might be some inheritance, so Lin Li asked, "What kind of skills does your Bai family have?"
"White Tiger - Scar Light automatic rifle."
"..."
"Heizi, what's up? Is the Bai family's technique better or is your unknown technique better?"
"Fuck you Crossfire!"
(End of this chapter)