Chapter 16 Secret Societies and Gatherings
Chapter 16 Secret Societies and Gatherings
Accompanied by the terrifying sound of the chainsaw cutting flesh and blood, Li Yu's hands and feet fell to the ground one after another with a few clicks. The broken parts were charred, but it was the unique burning and hemostatic function of the chainsaw sword.
Although he was mutating, he had already broken his neck.
But I can still hear, see and feel everything.
Double the five senses!
This is a benefit and an extraordinary ability.
But when he was hurt, it turned into a curse. The terrible pain overwhelmed Li Yu and almost made him fall into a coma.
"If I could go back home, I could brag about what it felt like to have my neck broken and my limbs chopped off."
"It hurts. It's an extraordinary pain."
"Being stabbed by your own maid hurts, too."
As Li Yu wailed in his heart, the changes in his body suddenly stopped.
Many abnormalities quickly subsided and returned to human form.
The face in his stomach, which had been twisted with joy because of the spiritual food made by the host, now turned into anger.
But instinct still drives it to use its supernatural power to repair its damaged body.
First, his neck was broken, and then his limbs were chopped off... fine granulations of flesh spread out, and soon he collapsed to the ground. Li Yu, who looked like a human pig, now had a pair of pink little hands and a pair of pink feet, and was rapidly maturing.
During this process, Li Yu also regained consciousness.
He simply did not stand up, but shouted weakly:
"I've made a fool of myself for the guests!"
"Red Bean, serve the food."
"Good host!"
As soon as the order came, Hongdou obediently put away the deadly weapon, the chainsaw sword, and began to deliver the spiritual food prepared in the kitchen to the yard.
Soon, as the lids of the kitchen utensils were opened one by one, all kinds of light and strange visions filled the entire yard.
Originally, the evil cultivators were still immersed in Li Yu's cruel way of dealing with the abnormal body possession, but now their attention was sucked away by the spiritual food.
Even Zhu Mei is not immune to this, let alone them.
The previous complaints and bickering disappeared, replaced by various eating noises.
Except for the unrestrained ones like Zhu Mei, most evil cultivators choose to take their time.
Although they are all richer than Jiao Qing and Sun Sanniang, they do not have many opportunities to eat spiritual food. Firstly, it is very expensive, and secondly, there are not many places that can provide spiritual food.
For example, the Garuda Restaurant in the East District and the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall Restaurant in the West District, they were not even qualified to go to the higher floors. If they reluctantly went up, they would still have to bear unknown risks, such as accidentally angering a certain High-Sequence Expert and being killed directly.
This kind of thing is too common in Wanfu City.
This is also the reason why, when Li Yu said he could cook spiritual food, they immediately agreed to the invitation.
……
The evil diners were eating happily. Li Yu, who was lying on the kitchen floor, looked at his eye mask and couldn't help feeling happy.
The third bubble of truth is filled.
The fourth bubble, which was a little bigger, was also lit up and charged a little bit.
"Now I have two bubbles of truth, which means I can use the power of [Analysis of Everything] twice."
"The second and third ones will be bigger, and the time and scope will be bigger and bigger."
"The first goal has been achieved, let's try the second one."
Li Yu was still able to think calmly in his mind, but in reality he had little time and it was extremely urgent.
The experience he just had proved that his previous guess was wrong.
The number of times I borrowed the power of a rookie!
I'm afraid it won't be more than three or four times.
Although the egg-binding egg only had instinct and had no idea that Li Yu was playing with it, such violent fluctuations could cause it to be stressed at any time.
Li Yu thought that he could use it once more, but the third time, he was afraid that it would not have a good ending. Either it would be completely possessed by the body, or the forbidden egg, unable to bear the harassment, would choose to fight to the death, ignoring the weakness caused by excessive damage, and force its way out of the belly to find the next host.
That is to say!
Li Yu must find the [Divine Path] that suits him as soon as possible to solve his troubles once and for all.
And right now, there is a very suitable opportunity.
Soon as Jin Luan fell into a deep sleep again, Li Yu's body was completely repaired. Although he was very weak, he could move normally.
At this time, the evil cultivators had almost finished eating.
Before they could pay the bill and leave, Li Yu came forward with a pale face, still adhering to his persona. He was a little embarrassed, but still said stiffly:
"Neighbors, please walk a little slower."
"In addition to these spiritual food private dishes, I also plan to provide a gathering and trading place for you all to exchange what you have."
"Guaranteed privacy, no one will disturb you."
After Li Yu finished speaking, he pointed to the storage room that was locked with iron chains wrapped with forbidden talismans.
It was no surprise that when the evil cultivators heard this, they almost all smiled with contempt.
"Boy, you're almost dead, and you're still thinking about expanding your business."
"Even if you don't die, you run a restaurant with customers coming and going. Isn't it ridiculous to talk about secrets?"
These are the doubts that Li Yu and others were asking.
He coughed a few times, covered his shriveled stomach, and then said stiffly:
"My private restaurant will adopt a strict secret society system."
"If new members want to come, more than half of the members must agree to it, otherwise there will never be new members."
Say these two sentences.
All the evil cultivators, including Zhu Mei, showed expressions of surprise and excitement.
The secret society system is not new, but it is the first time that an organizer who can cook extraordinary spiritual food is doing this. Doesn't this mean that Li Yu will become their exclusive chef in the future?
The temptation suddenly became much greater.
Every "spiritual food chef" in Wanfu City is a rare talent. If you are not a big shot, it is impossible for you to enjoy exclusive treatment.
Seeing their expected expressions, Li Yu added:
"If you agree, every private banquet from now on will be discounted by 40%."
"No, 50% off."
"hiss!"
"Boy, what are you doing...?"
As soon as the discounted magic weapon was offered, everyone was moved, and their emotions were immediately aroused by Li Yu.
Without waiting for them to continue hesitating and questioning, Li Yu suddenly took out three rare items at once.
It was the filthy boning knife, the poisonous brain marrow and the human skin scroll.
His face was full of struggle and reluctance, but then it all changed into a look of giving it all up, and he said calmly:
"I would like to initiate this first transaction."
"These three items all come from the [Forbidden God Sect]. Holding this knife will give you extraordinary knife skills. This brain marrow is extremely poisonous. One drop can kill hundreds of people. There is a song called "Vegetable Song" recorded on this human skin scroll. Chanting it often can create a spiritual connection with the Forbidden God..."
"In addition, I also have a recipe for the vegetable man's secret medicine, which can also be traded."
"What I seek is a rare object or secret technique that can suppress or devour the forbidden egg in my belly."
"At the same time, I can't lose my extraordinary cooking skills."
When Li Yu finished speaking.
Almost at the same time, everyone recalled the shocking scene they had just witnessed: in order to resist possession, he did not hesitate to break his own neck, and even instructed the mechanical maid in advance to saw off his limbs alive if anything happened.
Except for a few ruthless people who are also mentally unhealthy, the rest of the evil practitioners think they can't do it.
And now after listening to Li Yu's ideas and his first trade request.
Everyone understood and had the same feeling in their hearts:
"This boy is struggling to survive, trying to fight for his life, but he is inevitably too naive. He wants the power of a vegetable but doesn't want to become an ogre. Is there such a good thing in the world?"
"But it doesn't matter whether he is naive or not. This matter does have many benefits. Before he dies, I can eat more spiritual food, and it's 50% off. The secret society system can also ensure secret transactions."
“It’s not a loss, it’s a big profit.”
Even Zhu Mei had these thoughts.
In fact, he was the first to respond to Li Yu.
The abbot of the Pig Temple suddenly smiled and looked at Li Yu with admiration. Then he said with regret:
"What a shame. What a shame."
"Although I haven't checked it yet, I am sure that you are a man of wisdom. If you hadn't been parasitized by the forbidden egg, I would have brought you into my Buddhist sect."
"I'm really curious. If someone as determined, ruthless, and intelligent as you were to become a demon monk, what kind of head would you have?"
"Fox? Wolf? Or rat?"
As he spoke, Zhu Mei went straight to the storage room.
Although he didn't say it directly, his action already represented that he agreed to Li Yu's request.
With the strongest one taking the lead, the other evil diners also smiled and followed one by one.
On the way, the ten people, feeling that they had gotten a great advantage, started to tease Li Yu.
"It's really hard for you, kid. I'm afraid you must be racking your brains to stay alive."
"From now on, we will also have our own dedicated spirit chef."
"If you can trade for a life-saving item, I suggest you continue to offer discounts, kid."
"Who would have thought that Jiao Qing and Sun Sanniang, a pair of cannibalistic couples, could raise a child who would rather die than eat humans? It's a rare thing."
"Is that brain Jiao Qing's or Sun Sanniang's?"
……
Listening to these proud laughs, Li Yu was in a very good mood.
The most important and urgent second goal is about to be achieved.
His greatest reliance is the golden finger that came with his rebirth and can analyze everything.
But to put it into practice, Li Yu needs to create opportunities himself.
Mysterious party!
These four words sound easy to do, but are actually extremely difficult.
Almost every evil cultivator is extremely cautious in their daily lives, because those who are not careful will die.
It is extremely difficult to get them to join secret societies and exchange what they have with others.
Li Yu completely eliminated his sense of threat by guiding them step by step, positioning himself as the evil cultivators' exclusive spiritual chef and making them feel that they were getting a great advantage.
Especially the sentence he added at the end, "You can't let me lose my extraordinary cooking skills", directly led to this matter.
As for whether Li Yu really thought so?
It was simple, if he could find a divine path that suited him and solve the problem of the forbidden egg in his belly, he wouldn't care whether his extraordinary cooking skills would be lost.
He even wondered how he could safely leave Wanfu City and live in the peaceful and prosperous Three Kingdoms.
"Next, it's time for me to reap the rewards."
"I just hope these evil cultivators won't let me down and at least give me a few more secret medicine formulas."
When he had the thought, Li Yu's eyes fell on his own eye mask.
Two fully charged bubbles of truth are sparkling with enchanting rainbow colors.
(End of this chapter)