Chapter 21 PUA Never Goes Out of Style
Chapter 21 PUA Never Goes Out of Style
"Just beat me to death!" Professor Yorz rolled on the ground angrily.
You can't run away, you can't hide, and apart from being able to cast Mage's Hand infinitely, it doesn't have any offensive spells.
Faced with Fang Yu's continuous attacks of "What's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "Everything is wrong, what's wrong?" "You know it's wrong but you still make the same mistake?" "You're a jerk who only cares about eating and not about being beaten", they could only give up completely.
"There's no way any of us can leave anyway."
The crystal ball flickered and turned light gray. "If we can't find the magic crystal, we can't leave. I will soon fall into a deep sleep again. When I wake up next time, tens of thousands of years may have passed."
"And you will die alone in this closed demiplane."
Speaking of this, Professor Yorz's tone was quite gloating.
"Who the hell told you that I can't leave? If I couldn't leave, how did I get in?" Fang Yu looked at him as if he was a fool.
"You can leave here!?" Professor Yorz jumped three feet high.
Fang Yu chuckled: "You stupid pomelo, haven't you realized until now that I am not from this world at all?"
"I only have level 22 clearance. I can't go anywhere except your room. Where did the magic crystal come from?"
"I'm not a magic tool like you. I can't stay here for more than ten thousand years, right? I will be teleported back in half an hour."
The crystal ball flashed violently several times, and yellow spots appeared on its light gray body: "Impossible! The plane channel has been closed, no one can leave from here!"
Fang Yu showed a look of contempt: "It's not wrong to say that you are a stupid grapefruit."
"In the past hour or so, you have said it is impossible so many times, but the results are always yes."
"Whether you believe it or not, I will leave in fifteen minutes. You can stay here by yourself. But you can sleep. Who knows, you may sleep for tens of thousands of years before someone wakes you up."
"I am Professor Yorz, the most knowledgeable person in the entire plane!" White steam came out of the hole in the crystal ball.
"When Sekalis created me, he only gave me the ability to solve problems. Professor Yoelz doesn't need to find problems. Only ignorant humans like you have so many questions!"
Oh, I see, artificial intelligence.
No wonder this thing is so slow, it turns out to be a living search engine.
"Can you really leave here and return to the main plane?" Professor Yorz hesitated for a long time, and said in a flattering tone: "Then can you take me with you?"
Fang Yu was delighted and started to speak in PUA language: "Take you with me? That won't work. Do you know how much it will cost me to teleport back? Your value is not enough for me to pay more."
Professor Yorz had never seen such a dirty trick before, and immediately said: "I am a legendary archmage..."
Fang Yu waved his hands and said disdainfully: "It doesn't matter who it is. More than 10,000 years have passed. All the legendary wizards have turned to ashes. I have never heard of the name Sekalis."
Professor Jorz's heart skipped a beat.
Yes, that’s sixteen thousand years.
Even if the legendary archmage used every possible means to extend his lifespan, it would not be possible to exceed 2500 years.
Theoretically, a lich that reincarnates as an undead creature can live forever, but I have never heard of anyone living that long. After all, the consumables needed for so many spells are the lich's life box, and the liches in the main plane have basically been hunted down, so arcane mages are waiting for their peers to replenish the supply.
"I helped Nasri earn a lot of magic crystals!" Under Fang Yu's guidance, Professor Jorz began to work hard to prove his worth.
"If you can take me with you, I will help you earn magic crystals for a year... No, three years! Help you earn magic crystals for three years!"
"Haha." Fang Yu smiled wryly, "So many years have passed. Do you know the evolution and development of knowledge in the outside world? Have you updated your knowledge? Do you have a habit of lifelong learning?"
"Do you know what Fourier transform, CML line, BSM formula, and DuPont analysis are?"
"Do you know what calculus is, what is called a limit, and the role of Laplace expansion in understanding the properties of linear transformations?"
"What determines the value of the functional? Why is Wiener filtering theory the basis of stochastic control theory? Which famous models are the core of Markov processes?"
“How is the BK fixed point theorem used to prove the existence of Nash equilibrium? How to use graph theory to analyze the structure of cooperative games?”
“What are the advantages and disadvantages of the Black Scholes model and Monte Carlo simulation? Why use hash functions to protect the integrity of blockchain data?”
Professor Yoelz seemed to have a spinning mosquito coil on his body. Fang Yu licked his lips and continued to attack: "You don't know anything, how can you help me earn magic crystals?"
"I, I..." After hearing Fang Yu say so many powerful-sounding nouns, Professor Jorz suddenly felt that the thing he was most proud of seemed to be shattered.
Doubt and denial of self-worth made Professor Jorz feel unconfident and fearful for the first time since his birth, with gray and purple lights flashing alternately.
Have I really become a worthless piece of trash?
This ball is quite interesting. Its color changes with its mood, and the PUA effect is immediate.
Seeing Professor Yorz's expression, Fang Yu pulled back again: "But you are not completely useless. Although the knowledge you have mastered is outdated, it still has some value in studying the history of ancient arcane."
Seeing Professor Yoelz emitting a green light representing hope again, Fang Yu pushed it again: "It's a pity that you are a magical item with independent consciousness and no controllable power. It's too risky to take you back, so forget it."
Professor Yorz said anxiously, "How can there be any risk? I can guarantee that I will not cause you any trouble."
Fang Yu stared at the crystal ball with ill intent: "Promise? What can you promise? I never believe in verbal promises."
Professor Jorz suddenly shuddered, and the crystal ball began to glow a bright amber.
Seeing this, Fang Yu guessed that the crystal ball might have become alert, so he pretended to pick up his phone and showed Professor Yoelz the countdown alarm that he had set according to the time on the Rubik's Cube. "There are only twelve minutes left before I teleport away. I still have some preparations to do before returning. Please do as you please."
Although he couldn't understand the Arabic numerals on Fang Yu's mobile phone, the constantly ticking countdown still brought great psychological pressure to Professor Jorz.
Fang Yu started to pack the items in his backpack while muttering to himself: "This place is pretty good, but it's a pity that I don't know where all the people have gone."
"I don't quite believe that they all left through the plane channel. There are many houses in the city where the food looks like it was just cooked. If so many people left through the plane channel, I don't think they would still be in the mood to cook."
"Outside the Lorin Tower is a ruin, and it looks like it has suddenly encountered a catastrophe. Hiss, it's really scary to think that there is a force that even the Supreme Legendary Mage cannot resist."
Hearing Fang Yu's mumbling, a part of the crystal ball suddenly turned dark purple.
(End of this chapter)