Chapter 22 [022] Sword Master, Very Free
Chapter 22 [022] Sword Master, Very Free
"Chichi, chichi!"
A strange cry came back from the darkness, responding to Mrs. Watanabe's call. Then, in a split second, a hairy monster leaped into the middle of the courtyard, two exaggeratedly large long swords flashing coldly in his hands.
It was a Furui man! And he was a hairy monkey-like beastman! He didn't have any human clothes on him. He was very free, as free as Sun Wukong who had just been born in Huaguo Mountain and didn't even have a name.
Mrs. Watanabe shook the detonation remote control in her hand, signaling Qin Jiandan and Sheriff Mu Yue not to act rashly.
"'Monkey Man' Ah Jian is not only my male lover, but also a gifted swordsman. Even though his brain has been eroded by the universal cells in the regeneration chamber and he looks more like a monkey than a human, those who look down on him have been ruined by him!"
"Chichi, chichi!"
Ajian stared at Qin Jiandan, stamping his feet excitedly, saliva flowing from his monkey mouth, as if he could no longer suppress the excitement of fighting.
Qin Jiandan noticed that even so, the long swords in the monkey man's hands still remained separated and in a power-collecting posture, without the slightest tremor.
This is indeed a master. Regardless of whether he uses the skill tank or not, his basic skills and physical fitness are excellent.
The physical fitness of the Furui people originally exceeds that of humans, and based on individual differences, they also have their own areas of expertise. Ajian is probably the type who is as nimble as a monkey, but looking at the muscles on his long arms, his strength seems to be quite strong as well.
There is an old saying in Huanshi City: "The people of Furui are good at martial arts, and gangsters can't stop them." This is likely to be a fierce battle.
"Jiji!"
Ajian suddenly stomped his feet forward, preparing to rush forward. Qin Jiandan immediately took a defensive stance and blocked the policewoman.
However, Ajian did not take any action, but instead laughed "chichichichichi", and his pointed and monkey-faced appearance was very annoying.
"Takeru, you are so bad~" Mrs. Watanabe and the monkey man laughed together, "Look, they were fooled by you. Who said that humans are smarter than monkeys?"
Qin Jiandan thought to herself: Mrs. Watanabe's taste is quite strong... Ah, considering Mrs. Watanabe's dignity, should I say that Ajian's taste is not light either?
"Stand on the corridor behind the railing!" Qin Jiandan shouted to the female police officer behind him, "He's very fast. I'm not 100% sure I can protect you!"
Sheriff Mu Yue didn't want to hold Qin Jiandan back, so he turned around and climbed over the railing without objection, choosing a brighter spot in the corridor to stand. From that spot, he could still observe the entire battlefield, with no obstacles blocking his shooting vision.
"Jiji!"
The monkey man used the same trick again, but this time he really rushed forward. The two long swords were powerful and heavy, cutting an arc of death in the air. Qin Jiandan was at the horizontal intersection of the two swords!
"Ding!"
The sound of hammering came from Qin Jiandan's arms as he protected his chest. The "Steel Armor Breathing Technique" did not break his defense, but the moment the blade hit him, a faint white mark was left on his steel-colored skin.
Ajian retracted his sword with dissatisfaction and assumed the stance of separating and accumulating strength again.
Qin Jiandan noticed that the monkey man's double swords had neither bent blades nor broken teeth, and were actually stronger than Senior Brother Tiger Chi's titanium alloy blades!
Mrs. Watanabe was proud. "These two swords are the remains of the previous head of the Miyamoto family. They were repeatedly forged and polished in the ashes of phlogiston. Three swordsmiths died of phlogiston disease during the production process. In terms of sharpness and durability, they are not comparable to the toys in Miyamoto Konatsu's hands."
"Hahaha, those three swordsmiths were the original sacrifices for these two swords. Also, my Ah Jian would test the swords on passers-by every few days... These are truly a pair of masterpieces that drank blood and ate flesh!"
"Jiji, try the knife! Jijiji! Knife!"
The monkey man laughed along with Mrs. Watanabe. Compared with the double swords, they looked more like a pair of murderous demons.
Qin Jiandan thought to himself: I thought this monkey couldn't speak human language at all...
"Has that been enough fun?" Mrs. Watanabe's face suddenly turned cold. "Kill him quickly!"
"grumble……"
The monkey man showed some fear of Mrs. Watanabe. He charged his two swords and aimed at the enemy, while lowering his body's center of gravity very low.
Qin Jiandan heard that there is a theory in Japanese swordsmanship that the lower the swordsman's posture, the more powerful he is. If one can lower his center of gravity very low and still be able to move, he is the most powerful of the best.
The monkey man is born with excellent balance, and his tail can help him maintain balance. His current sword posture is no longer something that ordinary swordsmen can imitate...
How the hell did this guy fall completely to the ground! He was on all fours! And he could still move!
The monkey man left three fingers on each of his left and right hands to hold the knife, and used his hands and feet to crawl very quickly, circling around Qin Jiandan like a whirlwind. The green grass in the courtyard was crushed by the friction and turned into green juice that stuck to the monkey man's hands and feet.
This movement method and speed that went against common sense made Qin Jiandan and Sheriff Mu Yue extremely alert.
“Hehehe~” Mrs. Watanabe laughed with her fat hand that wasn’t holding the remote control, “It’s a pity that the Furui people can only use the Kung Fu Can, otherwise Jian would be even more powerful!”
It's like adding wings to a monkey, isn't it, Fatty? But why does this sound a bit weird? The skill can only teach people kung fu! In addition to the kung fu can, has the company developed other types of skill cans?
“Chichi! Nine-headed dragon… Golden Dragon Shears!”
After quickly crawling to the enemy's side, Ajian shouted out the name of the skill can, and two gusts of wind immediately attacked Qin Jiandan from both sides.
It's very similar to the previous move! But the double swords are constantly accelerating during the swing! This is...
Qin Jiandan decided not to fight back, he jumped up and dodged the two knives that were slashing from a low position. However, "Nine-headed Dragon Golden Scissors" was a combo, and after the two knives crossed like scissors, the monkey man turned around on the spot, used the power of rotation to recharge, and aimed at Qin Jiandan who was in mid-air.
"Nine-headed Dragon Golden Shears!"
The inevitable second attack!
Qin Jiandan began to understand a little bit why they were at a disadvantage.
On the one hand, there is the physical gap between humans and the Furui people. On the other hand, the monkey man had practiced the "Nine-headed Dragon Golden Scissors" himself. Although he did not master it, he still used the skill can with various defects in the end.
But in this case, the previous training will not be in vain. The understanding and mastery of the skill tank is not comparable to those guys who cram at the last minute.
The monkey man spun continuously, and the blade swept Qin Jiandan like a storm, and the rockery in the courtyard was chopped into pieces by the sword wind. Qin Jiandan bent his arms and legs to defend himself.
The Furui people's endurance finally reached its limit, and the monkey man fell to the ground to catch his breath. Qin Jiandan also fell to the ground. He was blown to the edge of the courtyard by the continuous attacks, just below the corridor where the policewoman was hiding.
"Are you okay?" Sheriff Mu Yue put his right hand on the holster.
"It just hurts a little." Qin Jiandan stared at the monkey man, guarding against his next attack. Since he was able to deceive people by stamping his feet before, his breathing now might be fake.
"Sheriff, the situation is not good. Why didn't you run away?"
The breeze blew the policewoman's long black hair, adding a surprisingly leisurely atmosphere to the courtyard where a fatal fight had just taken place.
It's like... ice cold lemonade.
The policewoman said calmly, "I've put so much effort into this today. I won't be satisfied if I only catch those small characters in the amusement park in the end."
"Besides...if you die, I will never be able to divorce you, right?"
Chief Inspector Mu Yue's words seemed to emphasize her own interests from beginning to end, but if you think about it carefully, there was also an intention to encourage Qin Jiandan.
Qin Jiandan looked a little ashamed: "I am a little embarrassed in front of my wife... I will deal with this stinky monkey right away."
Patting his black short-sleeved tights that were damaged in many places, Qin Jiandan walked towards the monkey man. He had completely let down his guard and was just taking a stroll on the street.
"It's no use playing tricks." Mrs. Watanabe sneered, "Ajian never underestimates his enemies, and he won't be fooled by human acting. Even if it's a dying old man or a kneeling pregnant woman, he will do his best to kill them!"
"5..."
Qin Jiandan stretched out his left hand, spread out his five fingers and began to count down.
"Monkey, you still have 5 seconds before I defeat you."
"Jiji?"
"4..."
"Jiji!"
The monkey man Ajian seemed to be enraged. He crawled on the ground at high speed again and soon moved to the back of Qin Jiandan.
"Nine-headed dragon..."
The monkey man straightened his upper body, stretched his two long arms to the left and right, and held his exaggerated long sword ready to strike. The policewoman in the corridor was also worried about Qin Jiandan.
“Woo-hoo!”
Qin Jiandan was waiting for the moment when the monkey man stopped attacking. He turned around instantly, jumped up, and hit the monkey man's chest solidly with an extremely upright but also simple tempered fist!
The monkey man was hit so hard that he flew into the air, passed the lady at the side, hit his back against the column on the west side of the courtyard, and then slid down with a trail of blood.
"Chi! Chi!"
The monkey man had a painful expression and blood was coming out of the corner of his mouth, but Qin Jiandan didn't feel like he had smashed his sternum - the people of Furui had a strong physique, and the monkey man exercised a lot on a daily basis, which was why his body was so strong.
"Ji! Not ready... Not ready yet..."
"A monkey is just a monkey after all." Qin Jiandan said, "How could the enemy just wait for you to make a move? Do you think this is a boys' comic?"
Although the "Nine-Headed Dragon Golden Scissors" learned from the skill can has a fierce attack, it takes longer to charge, and the skill can cannot change moves midway, which gives Qin Jiandan an opportunity.
"You've already cultivated halfway, but you insist on using the skill tank to take a shortcut." Qin Jiandan imitated his master's tone and shook his head and sighed, "How can a monkey imitate a human who gives up halfway?"
"Chi...ji..."
The monkey man's neck tilted and he fell unconscious. His left hand loosened the knife handle, but he still held the knife tightly in his right hand.
This is a rare quality of a master, but unfortunately his brain has a problem that limits his upper limit. Whether a Furui is smart or not has nothing to do with his degree of beastification or whether he is an orc or a half-orc. In the case of the monkey man, his brain was corroded when he was beastified, which is an accident within an accident, equivalent to a brain-dead person among humans.
"The battle took three and a half seconds." Sheriff Mu Yue on the corridor concluded, "It seems that the young master of the Night Dragon Society is not just bragging."
It turned out that his wife was calculating in her mind, which made Qin Jiandan even more proud. Pretending to be cool was one thing, and being witnessed by his wife was another. Unfortunately, the two did not live in the same bedroom, so he could not get the reward when he got home.
The monkey man vomited blood and fainted, but Mrs. Watanabe did not show any panic. She looked back and said coldly: "Actually, I'm tired of playing with Ajian, and he is not the trump card."
The courtyard is surrounded by corridors separated by wooden railings. The top of the courtyard is surrounded by the eaves of the building, revealing a square piece of blue sky.
At this moment, at the edge of the blue sky, in a hidden place on the eaves of the second floor, the blurry shadows of four ninjas suddenly emerged from their camouflage, each holding a submachine gun with the company logo removed.
“Da da da da da da!!!!!!”
Four submachine guns opened fire at the same time, covering Qin Jiandan in the center of the courtyard in a hail of bullets. Qin Jiandan immediately used the Steel Armor Breathing Technique to withstand the massive and non-stop shooting.
“Hahahahahaha!” Mrs. Watanabe laughed wildly. “This is the banned weapon that the previous Miyamoto bought on the black market at a high price when he wanted to fight the Night Dragon Society! Times have changed. Who would want to fight you head-on with Kung Fu?”
"You can't breathe when you use the "Steel Armor Breathing Technique", right? How long can you hold your breath? 2 minutes? 3 minutes? At most 5 minutes and you'll turn into a hornet's nest!"
(End of this chapter)