Chapter 26 I Added the Elixir

Chapter 26 I Added the Elixir

Chapter 26 I Added the Elixir (Edited)
"Hahaha... the little thing really has something to rely on. Even though he's about to lose his courage because of me, he still dares to provoke me."

"Your cooking skills? You are just borrowing the strength of the lowest-level cooks. I have been practicing in this sequence for many years, and I often pray to the great Lord and receive His spiritual guidance. How can you be qualified to compare with me?"

"Why is this dish called Jade Maiden Sheng?"

"Don't you know that the next sequence after Sequence 8 [Oiran] of the Lust Sect's Evil God Path is called [Jade Maiden]?"

This time, it was Li Yu's turn to be ridiculed with good reason.

Of course, he also gained something from this. He heard new secrets and his fourth bubble of truth was charged for a long time.

At the same time, he opened his mouth and refuted Yi Ya again:
"That's where your cooking skills are not good."

"That Cui Yuan is now far from being a Sequence 7 Jade Maiden, not even a Sequence 8 Oiran. She is just not in the mainstream."

"Her body has never undergone a transformation. In addition to various poisons, her body does not contain a single trace of the wonderful energy of the Jade Maiden. Although you peeled off her skin and used the power of a vegetable man to remove those filth, it can barely be considered a top-notch spiritual food, but it cannot be called [Jade Maiden Sheng]. You should change the name."

After saying this, Li Yu couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

He was really a little crazy.

Now I can talk about these things fluently and convincingly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Yi Ya let him go.

This terrifying evil cultivator from the Forbidden God Sect suddenly threw the Jade Maiden Sheng and Cui Yuan's skin in his hands onto the ground as if they were garbage.

He looked at Li Yu with a strange admiring look, clapped his hands and exclaimed:

"Good good!"

"You really didn't lie. Your compatibility with [Egg Forbidden] must be extremely high, which is why you have such understanding."

"Speaking of which, this 'breeding ground' was unmarked a few years ago. It seems that a useless couple who sell meat raised a Forbidden God's Child for more than ten years but failed to tame it. We all thought that they were greedy and couldn't resist stealing and eating it."

"I didn't expect there was such a surprise hidden?"

"Hurry up and take out your support. I'll deal with you and make you give up, then I'll take you back. Who knows, maybe you can become my chance, hahaha..."

Yi Ya smiled brightly, obviously having noticed Li Yu's peculiarity.

His eyes would occasionally glance at Li Yu's abdomen, with a strong sense of inquiry.

Unfortunately, he did not have Li Yu's ability to "analyze everything", so he naturally could not see that there was no such thing as a forbidden egg.

But he couldn't smell it because the essence of the forbidden egg was refined into Li Yu's body, and in the end that part of the inheritance was also left behind.

To some extent!
Li Yu is both an incomplete and a perfect version of the Son of the Forbidden God.

When Yi Ya said these words, Li Yu was immediately delighted.

He suppressed his strength and held it back, acting with this perverted scholar in front of him for so long, just for this moment.

In a face-to-face fight, even if Li Yu is already a regular Sequence Eight [Dan Tu], he would not be able to defeat a green hand who has been immersed in harvesting for many years and has experience.

The same is true even for the mechanical maid who has restored some of her functions and possesses the Chainsaw Sword Skill.

However, if one takes advantage of Yi Ya's weakness and shows weakness all the time, making him think he is in complete control of everything and enjoying the thrill of hunting, and at the same time constantly guides him to talk about cooking and spiritual food, and belittles and provokes him, there is a chance to make him fall into the trap.

Now, the opportunity has come.

Li Yu slowly got up, dusted himself off, and first showed self-doubt on his face, then revealed a look of determination as he said:
"I was parasitized by that thing. Apart from the extraordinary cooking skills it gave me, everything else made me miserable."

"If I am killed now, it will be considered a relief."

"But before that, I hope to make another spiritual food of my own creation. After you finish eating it, please comment on it and then proceed with your order."

He just finished speaking.

The elegant and pretentious cannibal scholar nodded directly and smiled as he exposed the truth:

"So you want to use the extraordinary cooking skills bestowed upon you by our great Lord to poison me?"

"Creating your own spiritual food? This is even more bizarre. How can a son of the Forbidden God, who has not yet matured, have the ability to create his own spiritual food?"

"Come and make it quickly. I must try it."

Yi Ya laughed happily, and his eyes swept across the room, showing an absolute confidence that he was in control of everything.

No wonder!
Before he came, he killed many evil cultivators.

And these evil cultivators knew Li Yu's "condition" better than anyone else.

In Yi Ya's eyes, Li Yu's threat was not as great as those mature Sons of the Forbidden God who were easily dealt with by him.

As for being poisoned by spiritual food?

Haha, you have to know that he was a rookie in the Forbidden God Sect for many years. If it was really that ending, it would make people laugh to death.

Seeing that he agreed, Li Yu immediately went to the storage room and brought out a wooden box, which was the one that contained the highly toxic mineral, and then went to the kitchen.

Before entering, he instructed Hongdou:
"Keep an eye on him and don't let him peek at my recipe."

"Good host!"

Unsurprisingly, this conversation between the master and servant drew Yi Ya's sneer.

Soon, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Because before long, amazing aromas wafted out from the kitchen.

Even though he was a skilled eater and had eaten a lot of spiritual food over the years, he had never smelled such a fragrance.

A look of shock appeared on his face for the first time.

"It smells so good!"

"What kind of spiritual food is this? Did this kid really create an extraordinary spiritual food?"

"Cuckoo."

The practitioners of the Forbidden God Sect, from the lowest to the highest, no matter what sequence they are, are all gluttons.

The temptation of delicious food is simply irresistible.

Yi Ya had eaten very full last night and this morning, his stomach was filled with the food from Li Yu's evil neighbors, but he still made noises and saliva flowed out of his mouth.

If he hadn't thought himself to be a gentleman and disdained to peek at Li Yu's cooking, he would have kicked the mechanical maid away again and broke into the kitchen to steal food.

Fortunately, it was quick.

When Yi Ya was about to scratch his head in anxiety, Li Yu came out with a pot of thick soup in his hand that was sparkling with various colors. The aroma that intoxicated the soul instantly filled the whole courtyard.

The mist rising from the soup even condensed into palm-sized auspicious clouds above.

All spiritual foods have strange appearances.

But this kind of thing is rare.

"This soup is called the Nine-Transformation Immortal Soup, which I made with..."

"Hahaha, you don't have to say anything. I have a skill called 'Spiritual Tongue' that can taste all the flesh and food ingredients. The name of your broth cannot be hidden from me."

As if to compete with Li Yu, Yi Ya lost his original composure in a hurry and snatched the pot of thick soup from Li Yu's hands with both hands.

Regardless of the fact that it was still bubbling, he raised his head, opened his mouth wide, and poured out.

In the blink of an eye, the whole pot of thick soup, whose ingredients could no longer be distinguished, went into Yi Ya's stomach.

He didn't know how delicious it was, but his face was filled with delight, his body flushed, and he was almost trembling with pleasure. At the same time, he began to count the ingredients he had eaten in his mouth.

The first thing he said was to laugh at Li Yu.

"Botulinum brain matter, hahahaha, it must be the evil energy left by your dead father. You sold some to a diner last night. After I ate him, I also tasted some. It tasted pretty good."

"It can indeed poison many people, but not me."

"Well, what else? Seven-wheeled lotus roots, centipede crabs, some poisonous insects, blood ganoderma, dead rats... eh?"

"What are these flavors? Some are ecstatic, some are peaceful? I've never tasted them before...ah!"

"What did you feed me, you little bastard?"

Without any warning, something that Yi Ya had never expected suddenly erupted in his body.

First, his skin began to ulcerate and burst into boils, emitting a foul odor. Then his torso and limbs began to deform, and it seemed as if a fierce evil energy began to run rampant within his body, trying to find an outlet to vent, but it could not find one.

Finally, this evil energy finally decided to go upwards, and with a dull sound, Yi Ya's crown was lifted up extremely roughly.

When blood, flesh, bones and brain matter flew everywhere.

A cloud of auspiciousness rose from it. Seeing this scene, Li Yu did not show any joy, and the murderous intent in his eyes increased instead of decreasing.

Li Yu, who inherited the memory of his original body, knew very well how tenacious the vitality of vegetable creatures was.

Jiao Qingsun Sanniang once said with great envy: "The combat effectiveness of the Vegetable Sequence may not be as good as that of the Blood Soldiers, but they are more difficult to kill. Even if they are beheaded, as long as they are reattached in a short period of time, they can survive."

So at this time, Li Yu ignored Yi Ya's roar and shouted, and rushed forward.

And Yi Ya finally woke up.

Regret and hatred appeared in his eyes. He kicked Li Yu fiercely with a force that could kill a tiger or leopard. He roared fiercely, "You little beast, I'm going to eat you. I'm going to eat you from head to toe without leaving a drop of you."

With a dull thud, Li Yu was kicked hard. If it were the same him as before, he would have been crippled by this kick.

But he was now a disciple of alchemy, and apart from feeling great pain, he was fine. After holding on, he rolled forward and pushed Yi Ya to the ground.

He opened his mouth suddenly, his upper and lower teeth collided, and sparks flew.

Seeing this scene, Yi Ya’s whole heart and soul were roaring.

An extremely strong "omen" that had never been felt before broke out.

I will die!
I will die in this man's hands!
Although it is unbelievable, Yi Ya is, after all, an evil cultivator who has killed and eaten countless people, and his reaction speed is incomparable to Li Yu.

In an instant, he transformed.

His eyes were wide open, his muscles swelled, and places from top to bottom were rolling and cracking, pus and blood containing highly poisonous substances gushed out, sharp teeth and bloody tongue appeared, and the mouth at the top split open infinitely to the back of the head, forming a truly bloody mouth, saliva splashing, and at the same time biting towards Li Yu's body.

Seeing this, Li Yu had to let go. Being bitten by a vegetable was no joke, as it was highly toxic and contaminated.

Yi Ya wanted to chase and kill him, but as soon as he got up

Suddenly, complex feelings such as ecstasy, madness and trance surged into his body, making his movements slow.

What's worse is that at this moment, Li Yu's extremely disgusting voice came over, answering his previous doubts.

Due to his obsession with the spiritual food recipe, he couldn't help but listen attentively even at this moment.

Just hearing this left him with no way out.

"It's the elixir!"

"I added the wonderful Qi elixir that can make people ascend to immortality."

"You are an old vegetable, and indeed you cannot be killed by poison, so I did not intend to poison you to death. I only intended to permanently destroy your vegetable body and allow you to turn to another path to cultivate immortality."

"Of course, the price of changing paths recklessly must be borne by the senior himself."

When he heard half of it, Yi Ya went crazy.

"You changed my path?"

"You fed me some other secret medicine formula?"

Yi Ya's face was full of disbelief, his facial features were distorted, and the fear and anger that could only be felt after encountering a major change emerged.

While roaring, Yi Ya allowed anger and murderous intent to take over his mind and soul, without a trace of rationality left. His body seemed to expand without limit, and in the blink of an eye he turned into a two-meter-tall fat man, with sharp teeth and bloody tongue all over his body, poisonous blood gushing out like arrows, and with a bloody mouth wide open, he pounced towards Li Yu like a ghost.

On the way, a medical blade that flashed with cold light and looked like a scalpel suddenly appeared in one of his hands.

With just one glance, Li Yu seemed to have a picture in his mind of himself being carefully cut into slices of uniform thickness and spread out on the ground.

Li Yu immediately remembered that this guy did master a terrifying sword technique. His face became serious and he was wondering whether he should take the initiative and use his most powerful trick.

But soon, he no longer needed it.

But it was Yi Ya who only looked ahead and behind, staring at Li Yu, completely forgetting that there was a mechanical maid behind him.

Even though Li Yu hadn't said "red beans" out loud yet, the chilling vibration of the chainsaw sword was heard behind Yi Ya.

What's even more terrifying is that, along with the gushing of steam, Hongdou's speed of explosion was not slower than Yi Ya's at all, and was even a little faster.

Chainsaw swordplay!

So before Yi Ya touched Li Yu, his huge body was first slaughtered by Hongdou.

"laugh!"

"chichichi"

With a teeth-aching vibrating cutting sound, Yi Ya's arm holding the knife was chopped off by Hongdou in the blink of an eye and fell to the ground.

Logically at this point, Yi Ya should have left Li Yu behind to fight Hong Dou.

But he didn't. He ignored it and continued to kill Li Yu like a madman.

If you can't use swordsmanship, use hand-to-hand combat.

Seeing this scene, Li Yu immediately began to move evasively, dodging and making room for his maid to cut Yi Ya's huge body with her cold and ruthless chainsaw swordsmanship.

“It’s surprisingly effective.”

"Is this guy completely crazy?"

Li Yu was puzzled.

He was not a believer in the Forbidden Gods, nor was he a true vegetable. How could he understand why a devout Forbidden Gods monk cherished his own vegetable body?

Li Yu took advantage of Yi Ya's arrogance and underestimated his enemy, fed him a half-finished Dantu secret medicine, and forced him to change his path.

For Yi Ya, this was a devastating disaster.

From now on, he will not be able to advance to Sequence Seven [Blood Slave].

Even more unforgivable is that he blasphemed God.

Even if you are passive and deceived, it cannot change the facts.

That's why he went crazy and wanted to eat Li Yu at all costs.

So much so that he didn't realize that his opponent was not what he imagined, an immature son of the Forbidden God, and a weak mechanical maid.

This master and servant are both acting him.

During the few breaths when he lost his mind, Li Yu flew the kite and Hongdou was responsible for cutting with swordsmanship.

Soon, Hongdou's chainsaw sword was about to chop Yi Ya's thigh, and a bloody big "human pig" was about to be born.

The effects of the medicine and the madness in Yi Ya's body finally wore off. He shuddered and suddenly woke up.

His sanity returned and he understood his situation in the blink of an eye.

The ruthlessness and ruthlessness of the experienced executioner were fully revealed at this moment.

He didn't even look at Li Yu, nor did he go to pick up his coroner's blade. Instead, he gritted his teeth and blew himself up.

Accompanied by a loud bang, blood and flesh spurted out from the sky.

Every piece of meat, every drop of pus and blood, contains horrific poison.

As a fellow believer in the forbidden religion, Yi Ya had probably eaten much more forbidden meat than Jiao Qing and Sun Sanniang combined, so the botulism poison in his body was naturally extraordinary.

Seeing this sudden change, Hongdou followed her instinct to protect her master.

What they didn't notice or couldn't take into account was that in the blood rain, a truly ghostly "blood skeleton" was trying to escape from the Jiao family courtyard.

Poor Yi Ya, the farmer who was in charge of harvesting forbidden eggs, was deceived by a brat like Li Yu today. He even dared not say anything harsh when he wanted to escape, for fear of alarming him.

What's even more pitiful is that he can't escape at all.

I watched him jump out a few meters and about to touch the gate of the yard.

He turned his head as if he sensed something, and saw the young man who was so timid not long ago. Now he was enduring the poisonous blood rain, with pits and pits all over his body, but he still burst out at a terrifying speed.

He arrived first after being attacked later, completely ignoring his filthy and poisonous bloody ribs, and his hands burst out with unbelievable strength, grabbing him tightly.

The next moment, Li Yu's voice, which had been suppressed for a long time, exploded:

"Aren't you going to harvest me and kill me? Where are you going?"

"You just ate the spiritual food I made, but you haven't paid yet."

"If not, then use your life to pay for it."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yu smiled brilliantly.

As his upper and lower teeth collided, waves of strange flames wrapped in smoke gushed out, wrapping around and burning him, making Yi Ya's soul tremble.

(End of this chapter)