Chapter 29 This is so authentic!
Chapter 29 This is so authentic!
Lin Li returned to his seat with a sad face.
As mentioned before, Lin Li's English grades are average, and his spoken English is terrible. He can spell many words, but cannot pronounce them.
I just got a good score of zero in the recitation test. You can try it too.
Anyway, he will be asked to recite it in the next class.
Actually, what Bai Bufan recited was also a bunch of shit, but he managed to recite it after some bumps and bruises. He just had to recite it to his team leader after class.
This is nothing at all, team leader, just go ahead and turn a blind eye to it.
Now Bai Bufan was even more curious and wanted to know something. Facing the English textbook, his eyes had already glanced at Lin Li:
"Lin Li, what's going on? What does the principal want you to do?"
"Confession." Lin Li replied depressedly.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"I said that teacher-student relationship is inappropriate. I'll consider it after I graduate." Lin Li said seriously.
Bai Bufan carefully recalled the image of the principal in his mind, and a feeling of admiration still arose. He bowed and said, "You are really hungry."
Then Bai Bufan was quick to intercept the two envelopes that Lin Li was about to put into the drawer. Seeing that they were not sealed, he opened them on the spot, violating Lin Li's privacy, and then widened his eyes.
Thinking quickly, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with compassion: "Did the principal force himself on you? Is this to keep your mouth shut about the money you paid for prostitution? Lin Li, buy some good blockers, don't get sick."
Lin Li was too lazy to pay attention.
"Wait, will there be no sound when you fart in the future?" But Bai Bufan discovered another blind spot.
Lin Li: "?"
After asking about Bai Bufan's family tree, Lin Li took the envelope back and threw the envelope containing the money into the drawer casually.
In school, it is very safe to put money in drawers or even on tables. Not to mention that most students don't covet this thing. Nowadays, there is a huge surveillance camera above the front door, watching everyone.
However, if it is something like paper towels or snacks, it would be extremely dangerous to put them in a drawer, let alone on the table.
Especially paper towels. If you come back late after physical education class, they are just like the eggs on the roadside in India. All you can see is the empty remains after being fried by many people.
Lin Li began to count the value of the supermarket cards.
"Why do you have a supermarket card? Or can it only be exchanged for these? Lin Li, as I remember, you are not very good at cooking? Do you know how to use it?" Bai Bufan asked again after seeing the contents of the envelope.
"Who said I can't cook? I know a lot of recipes. Let me tell you, I have a homemade side dish~" Lin Li spoke in authentic Zhenghuangqi Beijing accent.
Bai Bufan responded quickly: "No soy sauce allowed."
“…That’s all.”
Mr. Yu Qian’s recipe has three characteristics and one core. The characteristics are simple, cheap, and unpalatable, and the core is soy sauce.
Go back and learn some recipes from Mr. Huang Lei. His recipes seem to be pretty good, and there are basically no negative reviews on the show.
Who says this recipe is bad, this recipe is amazing.
After the inventory was completed, the supply card was worth nearly eight hundred, and the cash discount was at least seven hundred, which could be kept as a backup hidden energy source for emergencies.
Bai Bufan couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "Brother, what's going on? Please, tell me. I feel like ants are crawling all over my body. I feel like I want to shit all over the floor."
"Nothing. I helped the local police station solve a case over the weekend. They came to give me a letter of praise today, and also gave me these bonuses and gifts." Lin Li said.
Because the letter of praise has to be posted, it is unrealistic to hide it completely. It will also be troublesome if you are asked about it all the time. It is better to say it out loud if it is almost the same.
"Is this true? Is it that awesome?" Bai Bufan's eyes widened. This sounded more credible than the principal's confession. "What kind of case is this? The reward must be several thousand. What did you do to deserve so much?"
"I discovered and arrived at the crime scene. After confirming the crime, I immediately called the police and then personally engaged in a close fight with one of the suspects to delay time.
My body was kneaded and pressed countless times by her, and I couldn't help but scream out loud many times, but with my unyielding faith, I persisted until the police arrived, and finally thoroughly investigated the case, returning peace to our Xiling Town. "
Lin Li smiled slightly and calmly told about his brilliant achievements.
"Brother, stop talking nonsense and tell me the truth. Did you pick up a wallet with 100 million cash in it?" This description was too ridiculous, and Bai Bufan didn't believe it at all. "If what I just said is false, I am incompetent." Lin Li sneered and looked at Bai Bufan coldly.
Now he had to believe it. Bai Bufan knew that Lin Li would never joke about his authentic Lao Xi Ling chicken rolls.
And Lin Li really didn't lie just now.
He only regretted that he didn't fight with Xiaojing for another twenty minutes.
Bai Bufan covered his mouth in shock, then looked around Lin Li's body, as if looking for any remaining wounds, but found none.
"The pain is in my heart, not in my body. In this incident, the greatest torture I suffered was mental." Lin Li said calmly.
This statement is also true, the heart aches for those twenty minutes that I have never experienced.
Bai Bufan was really convinced: "You are really awesome, but you are so weak, can't the criminals beat you? Isn't it a bit clownish?"
“No matter how weak a person is, as long as he uses a sliding tackle, even a tiger will have to accept the fate of being ripped open by its toenails, let alone a defenseless person. Besides, I am no longer the weak person I was before.
Bufan, quit masturbating. If you have never truly quit masturbating, you don’t understand. This is what quitting masturbating is like.”
"Who hasn't really given up sex? How difficult is it to give up sex? I do it every day." Bai Bufan's face turned red. How could he slander someone's innocence out of thin air? "But you haven't told me yet. What is the case? Is there robbery or theft?"
That’s a good question. Don’t ask it again next time.
But Lin Li was well prepared.
"I have just discussed this with the school and the police station. It needs to be kept confidential, so I'm sorry I can't tell you." Lin Liji said in a masterly manner.
"But you know, I'm very tight-lipped. I also swear on my chicken roll. Dad, you tell me, I will never tell anyone else." Bai Bufan felt very itchy in his heart and his whole body was itchy.
"The Buddha said: It cannot be explained." Lin Li smiled and shook his head, "Bufan, you should just stay in class."
Lin Li adjusted his posture and prepared to fall asleep, but he did not forget his original intention.
Bai Bufan was so angry that his teeth were itching.
soon.
Bai Bufan suddenly turned his head again.
Xiling Town is not a big place.
The speed of information circulation here should be quite fast, but he really didn't hear of any major cases happening this week.
Moreover, when assisting in solving a case, there is nothing that cannot be said. How glorious and awesome it is, yet I cannot even tell anyone about it.
The bond between Lin Li and I can be described like this: two people are sitting on the sofa watching TV, and if one of them can't find the remote control, he or she will never ask the other whether the remote control is under his or her butt.
What is it that you can't tell yourself?
——Unless it was the anti-pornography case that Zhou Baowei told him about.
"Lin Li, you didn't help to crack down on the massage parlor that Bao Wei mentioned, right?" Bai Bufan asked.
Lin Li closed his eyes.
"I know you didn't sleep."
Lin Li opened his eyes and immediately rolled his eyes, saying speechlessly: "How is that possible? Don't bother me, I want to sleep."
"Oh." Bai Bufan nodded. It seemed that he had thought too much.
One minute later.
Bai Bufan turned his head again.
He recalled Lin Li's reaction when Zhou Baowei told him about this matter not long ago.
Something just doesn't feel right.
So he said quietly:
"Lin Li, can you swear on your chicken roll again?"
(End of this chapter)