Chapter 30: Being Packed
Chapter 30: Being Packed
Suddenly, the chef in the blue bib seemed to sense something. He dropped the milk in his hand, took out a tomato from somewhere, and handed it to the student who was swiping the card next to him.
After swiping the card, the student quickly retrieved his student ID, but did not realize that the milk had been replaced with tomatoes. He hastily grabbed the tomato from the plate and walked away.
Throughout the entire meal purchase process, this student was extremely cautious, but despite this, when he picked up the milk, he still didn't notice the change in the feel...
The chef in the blue bib began to shift his gaze away from Lin Yi and Wei Liang.
He tilted his neck at an extremely slow speed, then slowly moved his stiff body and fixed his gaze on the classmate's back.
He licked the ketchup from the corner of his mouth, and a hint of gold seemed to pass through the depths of his eye sockets.
Then he took a step and walked slowly towards the classmate.
……
"what?"
Lin Yi, who was walking towards the dining table, suddenly realized that the ominous and dangerous aura that had been surrounding him seemed to have dissipated a little.
He didn't understand why, but because he had already experienced the double trouble of the strange classmate and the green bib chef, he would not relax at all now.
He took Wei Liang to and fro in the student cafeteria, and finally found a relatively well-lit table in the crowd and sat down.
After Lin Yi put down the plate, he did not rush to eat. Instead, he carefully examined all the food on the plate first. After confirming that there were no dishes containing tomato elements, he started eating.
Wei Liang looked at Lin Yi.
From the time Lin Yi finished observing the food to the time he lowered his head to take the first bite, his face remained almost buried in the plate.
"Old Lin...?"
Wei Liang was aware of something. Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly heard Lin Yi lower his voice and gave a serious warning in a deep voice: "Liangzi, listen to me, lower your head and eat first!"
"Ah? Oh...oh oh!" Wei Liang saw that Lin Yi was so serious and did not raise any questions for a long time. Although he was a little confused, he still did as he was told decisively.
"Before you eat, check your food to see if there is anything mixed with tomatoes!"
Lin Yi wolfed down his food as he spoke, wishing he could finish the meal in one go and escape from the cafeteria.
When he heard the word "tomato", Wei Liang immediately realized the seriousness of the problem. He quickly used chopsticks to stir the food and checked it carefully, but found nothing in the end.
"Lao Lin, there are no tomatoes in my meal."
"That's good. Start eating now. No matter how delicious the food is, just eat quickly. We'll leave after you finish eating!"
"Oh oh oh... okay." Wei Liang would not question Lin Yi's words at all.
"besides……"
"Well, Lao Lin said..."
"Stop shaking your fucking feet."
"..." Wei Liang said aggrievedly, "Uh... Lao Lin, I saw that you looked a little panicked, and I couldn't help but tremble."
"Then shake your other foot. There's ketchup on your right shoe."
"Okay, okay - no, what the hell?! What did you say, fan - ke -"
Wei Liang's voice suddenly rose eight points, as if he was sitting in an ejection seat and was subconsciously about to be launched from the dining chair.
But Lin Yi, who was prepared, held his head with his backhand and pressed his face into the plate, instantly suppressing all the sounds.
“…Chan, gurgle gurgle…?!”
"Old Lin, you're mumbling... It's not you who's waiting... mumbling..."
Wei Liang had his head held down and was flailing his hands around in panic. He finally managed to push Lin Yi's hands away.
"I said... cough cough! Cough cough cough!! Lao Lin, you... do you want me to drown in the food?"
His face turned red and he said indignantly.
Lin Yi was a little embarrassed and said quickly: "You are not listening to my excuses. No, listen to my explanation. I was just afraid that you would overreact and attract unnecessary attention... So Liangzi, listen to me first. There is ketchup on your feet."
Wei Liang subconsciously reached for his right shoe.
"Don't take off your shoes!" Lin Yi stopped him. "According to the rules, it's okay to take off your shoes and throw them away, but... don't take them off in the cafeteria!"
Canteen Rules Article 11:
[After leaving the cafeteria, please take off your clothes immediately and check if there is ketchup on your clothes. If there is, throw the clothes into the nearest trash can (note that it should be thrown into the trash can, not thrown anywhere!)]
Wei Liang's hand was about to touch his right foot, but stopped in mid-air.
At the critical moment, his mind was racing and he naturally thought of this rule.
He nodded: "I... see, so we eat first and then leave right away?"
"Right!" Lin Yi said in a deep voice, "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the canteen rules. Do you remember the first rule? From now on, we don't have to worry about anything. We just have to run away immediately after eating!"
"Before, I underestimated the potential dangers in the cafeteria and was a bit careless. The situation is different now. We must leave the cafeteria as soon as possible!"
"Then why don't we just not eat?" Wei Liang subconsciously wanted to blurt out this sentence, but his reason suppressed it.
Precisely because he had been here once before, he was more aware of the value of the cafeteria.
He couldn't say such self-destructive words as "I won't eat in the cafeteria".
"The food in the cafeteria... seems to be different from what we usually eat outside. Besides tasting great, it also makes you feel full very quickly." Wei Liang didn't know what he was thinking of. He suppressed the fear in his heart and reminded them.
"Also, Lao Lin, don't eat too fast. Just eat at a normal speed."
Lin Yi nodded, still eating his meal, but he soon realized what Wei Liang meant.
"Eh... this rice?"
He was suddenly stunned, his brows slowly frowned, and a solemn look appeared in his eyes.
He slowed down his eating speed, began to chew the food in his mouth slowly, and then swallowed it.
During the whole process, he carefully felt the changes of the food from his mouth into his stomach. Then he was surprised to find that as the food went down his stomach, a warm current emerged from his stomach and then spread to his body like a trickle...
"this……?!"
Lin Yi was shocked. After he finished his meal, he felt warm all over, just like after drinking some wine in the middle of winter.
"Is this food?"
What kind of food can make you feel like you are in a sauna?
This rice... is not pure!
At this time, Wei Liang's voice came again: "Hey, did you find out? Is it completely different?"
Lin Yi remained silent, still immersed in the shock brought by the meal. Wei Liang said, "This S City University is built in the deep mountains and old forests. There are abnormal weather every now and then. The yin and humidity are very heavy. Even if you only stay for a day or two, you will feel very uncomfortable. You will either feel sticky or very dry. Anyway, it is very uncomfortable."
"But, as long as I come to the cafeteria to eat, this feeling will disappear..."
Lin Yi listened carefully. He had not yet felt the uncomfortable feeling that Wei Liang described, probably because he had not been in school long enough.
But, when he was eating just now, he really felt as if the moisture in his body was being evaporated...
"So I suspect..." Wei Liang said very seriously, "The food in this cafeteria may contain the ingredients of Sildenafil elixir."
"Huh? What elixir?"
"Sildenafil!"
"What the hell is that?"
Wei Liang put down his chopsticks and looked at Lin Yi with his mouth wide open: "Is this true, Old Lin? As an old wet chicken, you don't even know this? It's Brother Wei!"
"..." Lin Yi was sweating profusely, "How the hell would I know this kind of thing?"
Wei Liang immediately cast a contemptuous look: "Eh~~~ It seems that you have been at the first level of Laoshiji so far. You have only fantasized about beautiful legs in stockings, right? You have never touched them, right? Hehehe..."
Lin Yi glared at him and said, "You are so rude, do you believe I will throw rice on your face?"
"Hehehe, you're anxious, you're anxious! Fine, fine, damn it, I'm taking you to watch H-manga, but you want to eat my face?"
"..." Lin Yi was speechless. The idea of asking Wei Liang to cook a meal was just a joke after all. He finally opened his mouth wide and took a few bites of rice. He said in a muffled voice, "You talk as if you've touched it?"
Wei Liang said proudly: "Oh, I have touched stockings!"
When he mentioned this point, he seemed to have hit upon some kind of XP, and he was beaming with joy and looked very pleased with himself.
Finally, he added: "...without legs."
"Tsk~~~" Lin Yi sneered and continued to eat. "It's like the pot calling the kettle black! I think you should just eat! Get out of here with me after you're done!"
Wei Liang chuckled twice, stopped arguing, and started eating.
I have to say, the canteen rules are right -
[While waiting in line to buy food and eating, do not pay attention to any communication requests from strangers around you. If you are traveling with someone, please focus on communicating with him and ignore any abnormal situations around you. ]
Once I started chatting with Wei Liang, the weird feeling brought by the external environment would gradually be ignored. Coupled with the warming hot meal, I felt much more comfortable.
This experience is like eating a blood pack with great satisfaction after a tense and exciting laning confrontation.
Lin Yi remembered... the last time Wei Liang came to participate in the life experience, he clearly brought enough clothes and some emergency compressed biscuits, but he almost died in the end.
In Wei Liang's own words, there is nothing wrong with bringing your own food, but it just doesn't taste as good as the food in the cafeteria.
Moreover, he felt dizzy and almost died in school in the last few days, partly because he did not go to the cafeteria to eat due to weather conditions. He chose to stay in the dormitory and teaching building for two days a week and lived on compressed biscuits.
Lin Yi suddenly had an idea!
"As Mr. Tian said, if the seven-day experience life is a survival game, then one of the functions of the cafeteria is to provide health packs for the 'players'!"
"Besides, this is not just an ordinary blood pack, but a powerful blood pack that has a purification effect!"
"Three meals a day means three times of replenishing blood!"
As the time spent on campus increases, the human body will experience an irresistible and reversible discomfort due to the campus environment or other explanatory factors. Going to the cafeteria to eat...can provide effective purification?
Maybe he doesn't need to eat all three meals a day in the cafeteria, because he didn't eat dinner yesterday and breakfast today.
Of course, there may be some deviations here. After all, although today is his second day at S City University, if we count the time he entered the school, he has only been here for about 12 hours at most.
"So, it's possible that you don't need to eat three meals a day, but there is definitely a limit!"
Lin Yi had a feeling that if his guess was correct, the deadline might be around three days, because according to Wei Liang, he hadn't been to the cafeteria for two days last time.
"I'll ask Liangzi about this after we leave the cafeteria."
After thinking to this extent, Lin Yi did not continue to think at a deeper level. After all, thinking further might involve some other factors and rules.
He had experienced how dangerous it was to overthink in this situation without direct sunlight.
So he made a simple decision: "After dinner, I will go back to the classroom and write down all these ideas in my little notebook!"
……
Just as the two were eating, Lin Yi suddenly felt someone passing by on his right, and then stopped beside him.
Lin Yi frowned vigilantly, but due to the cafeteria rules, he didn't even bother to take a look.
With a sound like a gong, a plate was placed next to him.
Lin Yi frowned alertly +1...
However, due to the cafeteria rules, he didn't even bother to take a look.
Accompanied by a slow "swish" sound, he felt the dining chair next to him being pulled away.
Then someone sat down.
Lin Yi frowned alertly +1...
But due to the cafeteria rules, he still didn't even plan to look at it.
Ahem, he still silently held the edge of the dining chair, then gently moved to the side, a little further away from the person who had just sat down.
But at this moment he suddenly noticed a shadow on the dining table on the left.
It turned out that there was a person standing on his left side at some point, and then a similar plate was placed on the dining table in the same way.
Two plates and two people seemed to sandwich him in the middle.
"There must be something wrong when things are abnormal..." Lin Yi rubbed his wrinkled eyebrows vigilantly, thinking in his heart that something was wrong.
He silently moved the dining chair back to its original position and started eating.
But after only two bites, he heard footsteps again. It seemed that several people walked to their table and sat down in unison...
The tables and chairs in the student cafeteria are a uniform blue dining table with blue plastic dining chairs, but the styles are divided into six-person tables and eight-person tables. Lin Yi and Wei Liang sat at the eight-person table.
And now the eight-person table is fully occupied.
Moreover, it seemed that more people were gathering towards them.
While Lin Yi was eating and listening to the noises around him, he suddenly heard Wei Liang, who was sitting opposite him, making a "gurgling" sound, as if he was chewing some food in a hurry.
Seeing that Lin Yi didn't move, Wei Liang couldn't help but increase his movements: "Ka Li Wu Bei Gulu Gua La..."
While shouting, he kicked Lin Yi's foot with his left foot.
Thanks to the book friend "20181031023154231" for the reward! !
(End of this chapter)