Chapter 34 You suck popularity, I suck you
Chapter 34 You suck popularity, I suck you (seeking support)
The brass oil lamp looked at Chen Huangpi as if he were a fool.
Someone wants to kill Chen Huangpi?
And they will send someone over?
Are you kidding? This is the Ten Thousand Mountains.
What a great hatred, what a great resentment.
"Huang Er, you don't understand."
Chen Huangpi shook his head and said seriously: "I have read the memories of these people. They all practiced evil methods and were very fond of revenge. The master ate Lin Ye, and I also fed their souls to the soul-demanding ghosts and took the geomancy plate."
"The feud has already been formed!"
"The Twelve Madam came here to kill me. Oh, I also fed her to the soul-claiming ghost. This time, the fight really ends in death."
The brass oil lamp said disdainfully: "What if they are not coming for you? Besides, when those people from Lin Ye met you, the statue of god they brought with them was eaten by the mutant statue, and they couldn't pass on the news to the outside world."
"They should go find the mutant idol."
"As for the feng shui divine plate, you don't need it."
"Besides, it's just a dead thing, how can it compete with me?"
Hearing this, Chen Huangpi thought for a while, nodded and said: "Huang Er, what you said makes sense, but I always feel something is wrong. The Twelve Madam practices evil magic. I want to kill her after just one look. People who practice evil magic can do anything."
"Is there such a weird technique?"
The brass oil lamp became curious.
It lives with Chen Huangpi day and night, how could it not know the character of a good brother?
Although it's a bit mean.
But in fact, he is still a good child with a kind heart.
And determined.
This martial art must be so strange that he would want to kill someone at first sight.
Thinking of this, the brass oil lamp suddenly looked at Chen Huangpi with caution and said, "Wait a minute, you are not going to use this evil method on me, are you? I tell you, I haven't settled the score with you about the dog-taming sutra yet."
Chen Huangpi shook his head: "No, the two of us can't do it."
"That's good."
The brass oil lamp breathed a sigh of relief, but felt that it could not believe Chen Huangpi's one-sided words.
"Wait a minute, send me the entire text of this evil method first, otherwise I won't believe your nonsense."
"But……"
Chen Huangpi hesitated, that technique was really weird...
What if Huang Er’s mind is affected?
"Stop it!"
The brass oil lamp was furious: "But you are covering it up. If you don't show it to me, it means you have something to hide."
"I don't!"
Chen Huangpi said angrily: "If you want to see it, then I will show it to you."
After saying that, he directly passed the entire Hehuan miraculous method to the brass oil lamp.
“This method…”
The brass oil lamp made me feel dazzled at the first glance.
The lamp body is getting hot.
The lamp oil is boiling.
Chen Huangpi asked, "Isn't it weird? Does it make you want to kill someone just by looking at him?"
"Yes! I really want to kill someone now!"
"I told you not to look, but you refused to believe me."
Chen Huangpi sighed: "Now it's good, even you are affected."
"You'd better stop looking. I'll help you get rid of the dog-raising sutra."
"What's the rush?"
"what?"
"No, what I mean is that I must study this weird technique and find out its flaws."
The brass lamp said seriously, "Otherwise, if you encounter a monk who knows this evil technique, wouldn't you have no means to deal with it? Besides, maybe I can give you some useful techniques from it."
The voice just fell.
The brass oil lamp restrained all its aura, as if it was dead, and really began to study the technique.
Chen Huangpi was confused.
He muttered, "This technique is really weird. Huang Er only took a look at it and didn't even bother to remove the Dog Taming Sutra. Could it be that it has been possessed by a demon?"
Master entered the extra area of Jingxian Temple.
It hasn’t come out yet.
If Huang Er were to become possessed by a demon at this time, he would have no way to solve the problem.
Think of this.
Chen Huangpi sighed.
Fortunately, the energy between his kidneys has become more powerful than before, and the speed of casting the kidney temple has also increased a lot.
He had killed so many people before and even swallowed a piece of bark from the magic tree.
The outline of his kidney temple has already taken shape.
At this moment, the speed at which the essence and energy are forging the kidney temple is getting faster and faster.
Even the keel of the temple is starting to take shape.
I estimate that the kidney temple can be built within a day or two.
By then, it will be time to invite a god to live in the Kidney Temple.
If you can't find a suitable god.
The evil god should also be a god!
"I feel like even the Twelve Madams in their prime couldn't beat me!"
Chen Huangpi thought to himself, "If Huang Er is really possessed by a demon, then I will have to kill him and wake him up!"
……
the other side.
In the guest room of Jingxian Temple.
Yubaba's face turned pale and her whole body couldn't help shaking.
The other remnants of the people also stood aside.
It was already past morning and the sky had been bright for quite some time.
According to the agreement signed in black and white between them and Chen Huangpi.
They could only stay for one night and had to leave after dawn.
Moreover, the debt must be repaid within half a month.
Originally, Yubaba had planned to leave this eerie Jingxian Temple at dawn and look for other villages with remnant people. Even if Huanghu Village became history in the future, as long as she could save her life, she would have fulfilled her responsibility.
But it was early in the morning.
As soon as Yubaba opened her eyes, she saw a scene that made her almost vomit blood.
The statue of the mountain god finally regained some of its vitality yesterday.
At this moment, it was dim and the statue was covered with cracks, just like a mortal who had been drained of his energy.
The key is.
No matter how Yubaba responds.
The mountain god did not give any reply.
But the mountain god was not dead.
Because when worshiping the mountain god, Yubaba could sense that the mountain god was still absorbing the incense.
But not as fast as before.
Instead, he was somewhat reluctant, like a child eating, taking a long time to take a bite.
Yubaba didn't know.
In fact, the Fox Mountain God didn't want to reply to her.
But it simply can't do it now.
Because there are not enough incense.
But I dare not absorb too much incense.
He could only barely maintain his soul from breaking apart and hang on for a breath. "I am a mountain god after all."
"I didn't expect that he would end up in such a miserable state. This Jingxian Temple is a devil's den. That yellow-skinned kid is so evil. And his master is so terrifying."
Although the Fox Mountain God has lost that memory.
However, it clearly remembered that there was a mountain patroller in the Ten Thousand Mountains.
now.
The Fox Mountain God was extremely certain that Master Chen Huangpi was the one patrolling the mountain.
However, he has now become the most terrifying evil in the Ten Thousand Mountains.
"The yellow-skinned kid said that if his master came to knock on the door, he would leave without caring about anything. I didn't care, but he didn't say that his master would come in..."
Last night, the Fox Mountain God didn’t even notice how the purple-robed Taoist priest got in.
It seemed as if it appeared in front of it as soon as the words fell.
Then he smiled foolishly and said, "Don't be afraid, Huangpi won't let me eat you."
Yes, I didn’t eat it.
But I took a deep breath at it.
It just absorbs all the accumulated fragrance.
Only a trace remains.
If it weren't for its strong life, it probably wouldn't have survived until Yubaba gathered the remaining people to worship it.
But the most important thing is.
Before leaving, Master Chen Huangpi said, "Little fox, absorb more popularity, and then I will come to absorb you every day."
That sentence is finished.
The Fox Mountain God knew that he would never be able to leave this devil's cave.
And just then.
Chen Huangpi pushed open the door and walked in, holding a brass oil lamp.
"Granny Yu, why haven't you left yet?"
These words made the disabled people present lower their heads in shame.
Granny Yuba also looked embarrassed and said bitterly: "My dear, it's not that we don't want to leave, but my mountain god can't leave."
"Can't leave?"
Chen Huangpi said vigilantly: "Grandma Tang, you are not looking for an excuse to stay in the Taoist temple, right?"
Granny Tang said, "My dear, I have absolutely no such intention."
"Just wait and see."
As he said this, he gestured to Chen Huangpi to take a look at the statue of the mountain god.
"How did the Fox Mountain God become like this?"
Chen Huangpi was shocked: "Wasn't it fine yesterday?"
"yes……"
Tangbaba laughed bitterly: "But today the mountain god has become like this, young man, you are well-informed, what do you think happened?"
In fact, Yubaba had a vague feeling.
Do not……
It’s not a feeling to be exact.
Because she saw with her own eyes that Chen Huangpi's master in white Taoist robes sucked the incense out of the three gods brought by the Twelve Madams and turned them into dust on the spot.
No need to think about it.
It must have been done by Master Chen Huangpi.
However, the mountain god had previously told Yubaba that the Taoist was extremely strange and should never be mentioned.
Therefore, even though the words were on the tip of Yubaba's tongue, she could only swallow them back helplessly.
Chen Huangpi felt a little embarrassed and annoyed by the look in Yubaba's eyes.
He said indignantly: "Tangbaba, why are you looking at me? It's not me who sucked your mountain god into this state..."
"Well, he's not my master either!"
"My master went out to buy me some candied haws yesterday. He didn't have time to commit the crime!"
Chen Huangpi took out the candied haws that he was reluctant to eat as evidence.
The corner of Yubaba's mouth twitched. She wanted to say that your master was a person who didn't seem to have any cultivation at all, but in fact, it only took a thought to go anywhere.
Besides, except for your master who is not sure whether he is a human or an evil spirit.
Who can eat even the gods alive?
Chen Huangpi lowered his head feeling somewhat guilty.
But they also felt that this was in Jingxian Temple, their own territory, and they were the ones who should feel guilty.
So, he raised his chest and said arrogantly: "Anyway, you must leave today, otherwise, our agreement will have to be changed."
Granny Yu asked, "How do you change it?"
“You need to give me so much more!”
Chen Huangpi raised three fingers.
Yubaba frowned. It would be difficult for them to collect triple the reward within half a month.
"I want a 30% increase!"
Chen Huangpi counted on his fingers and said, "I've already calculated that if you stay in my Taoist temple for one more day, you will have to eat three more meals from me. But business is business, and I have to make some money from you. I'll add 30%."
"Don't think 30% is a lot. I haven't even counted you mountain gods!"
As he said this, Chen Huangpi walked up to the Fox Mountain God, his eyes gleaming with shrewdness, and said, "You can't worship the mountain god without paying tribute, right? I don't want the money for the tribute, I'll eat when I'm hungry anyway."
And just then.
The Fox Mountain God suddenly asked, "Yellow-skinned boy, are you short of money?"
Yubaba looked stunned.
She called out to the mountain god for so long, but there was no response.
Why did the mountain god speak as soon as Chen Huangpi arrived?
Chen Huangpi didn't know what Tang Baba was thinking, so he said to the mountain god, "Of course, my master has gone insane. If I can't cure him, I will take him to the outside world for treatment. I heard that people outside value money very much, and without money, they can't move forward. Naturally, I have to save money."
He has saved some money.
But it wasn't much, just the hundred dollars that the headless man with the Book of Souls paid for his head.
I think it is definitely not enough.
The Fox Mountain God didn't know what to say for a moment.
It could only force itself to support its weak spirit and praised against its will: "Yellow-skinned boy, you are really filial. If the monks outside knew that you were going to bring your master over and give them money, they would definitely be very happy."
Chen Huangpi shook his head and said, "I don't have enough money."
The Fox Mountain God said, "It will be soon. I sense that a group of cultivators with many gods will soon arrive at the foot of the mountain. If you keep them, you will definitely be able to earn enough money to treat your master..."
When it comes to the last word "money".
The Fox Mountain God took a deep breath of the incense.
It is not afraid anymore.
Because there are gods coming here who are even more worshipped than in its heyday.
Now that you're here, don't even think about leaving.
When these gods are around, that weird old Taoist won’t stare at it and suck it!
Moreover, as if he was afraid that Chen Huangpi would refuse, the Fox Mountain God added at the end: "The leader is a woman, about 18 or 19 years old, and very beautiful."
Hear this.
The images and pictures of that evil magic suddenly appeared in Chen Huangpi’s mind.
His face was red and his mouth was dry.
My heart is pounding.
Chen Huangpi's mind was shaken, and he thought to himself: "It's over, I want to kill someone again, am I going to be possessed by the devil too?"
But when the Fox Mountain God saw this scene, he burst into laughter.
"Ah! It's done!"
This is Tuesday's update, I updated it early because I have a PK today. Please support me. So there will be no update during the day tomorrow.
On Wednesdays, the update will still be from 9am to 10am, and from Wednesday to Friday, there may be 10,000 words updated per day for a few days. I'll give you a heads up.
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