Chapter 38 Three Golden Crows Standing Together

Chapter 38 Three Golden Crows Standing Together

Chapter 38 Three-headed Golden Crow Lin Li
Lin Li could not forget the comfort he had just felt, and his longing for Xiao Jing faded away all of a sudden.

Xiaojing's massage technique is just so-so.

"Sure enough, people won't die from holding their urine. There will always be a way out when you get to the mountain!"

Lin Li took the spirit stone out of his mouth with great satisfaction and wiped it clean with a tissue.

Then he took it in his hand and started practicing the spiritual energy chapter of the Eight Stages of Physical Training again.

The comfortable feeling of pleasure surged into his body again. The spirit stone in his hand glowed slightly, and the crystal inside was flowing rapidly. Since there was no one at home, he just felt great.

Switch hands and test again.

For a while.

Holding it in your mouth is not a necessary condition. It seems that as long as it is in contact with your skin, it can help absorb spiritual energy.

The color is no different from the beginning, but if Lin Li observes carefully with KISSLAN's big eyes, he will find that the inside is no longer absolutely clear. There is a tiny bubble between the crystals. It's not right to call it a bubble. It's like two incompatible gases.

It can be expected that this bubble is the consumed spiritual energy. When the crystal inside is completely transformed into pure white "air", this spiritual stone will be completely consumed.

Although it was small, Lin Li couldn't help but frown.

Not cute at all.

I just accumulated a good feeling for more than ten seconds, and now there are bubbles? This is definitely not good news. After all, it means that the spiritual energy inside will probably be absorbed by me in a few dozen minutes.

But after Lin Li thought about it, he suddenly felt relieved.

What he had in his hands were, after all, nothing more than spirit stones, and of the lowest quality at that. Among the treasures in the world of immortal cultivation, they were considered the most basic things and could be used as currency.

In the novels I had read in the past, the world of immortal cultivation was full of thousands or tens of thousands of spirit stones. The five pieces I had did seem a bit shabby.

However, for Lin Li, it is also a milestone.

He had finally reached the realm of cultivating immortals! This was the reward that Lin Li felt most clearly and deeply among all the rewards he had received so far.

Lin Li did not plan to continue practicing the Eight-Stage Body Strengthening Exercise. An hour a day would be enough. If he practiced inefficiently, he would absorb the spiritual energy inefficiently, which would not be worth the loss.

And it’s already very late, let’s talk about it tomorrow.

……

The next morning, around five o'clock.

"People can literally die from holding their pee."

Lin Li retracted his remarks last night.

In addition, he announced that the reward that made Lin Li feel the most clearly and deeply was not actually these five spirit stones!

Let’s put the spiritual stones and other things aside for now.

The concentration of Yang energy in the body increases by 50%!
It is true that when Lin Li completed the task, his body felt nothing as usual, but this time, his judgment was completely wrong.

It’s not that I don’t want to report it, it’s that the time has not come yet.

When Lin Li got up in the morning, retribution came.

At this moment, Lin Li was standing in the toilet, bending over hard, very anxious.

Are there any shooting game players? Waiting online, urgent.

Damn you.

"Who the hell told you to feed the Yang energy into my body like this? Can't it be just masculine energy, making me into Mr. Mighty?" Lin Li was a little exasperated, he really wanted to go to the bathroom.

Looking at Mr. Mighty behind the toilet, Lin Li became even angrier.

Seventeen years old is the age when one can compete with steel plates, but now I am slightly better.

Normally, after washing up, everything would return to normal. But today, after washing up, Lin Li still carried abundant yang energy, held his head high and chest puffed out, refusing to surrender.

Lin Li felt that if he were 37 years old and received such an increase, he would be ecstatic and as if he were reborn, but now... Brother, I have too much yang energy, I really don’t need it now!
Can you give it to me later? Or can you get a witch to suck it?

Xiaojing! I'm sorry!

I shouldn't have teased her last night.

Hey, at this time, can I solve the problem by standing upside down?

...Standing upside down won't solve the problem, at least not now. Of course, Lin Li is not going to put it into practice because he knows that his physical condition can't support it.

If the urine goes in the wrong direction, it's all over.

Speaking of which, even though he had been exercising early in the morning without any spiritual energy these days, Lin Li felt that his body was much better than before. At least he was no longer a confused corpse.

I'll try again when I become stronger.

As for Lin Li's final solution...

Thanks ZZ for correcting it.

Who says black is bad? Black is great, better than yellow and white.

If Lin Li hadn't forced himself to stare into the eyes of the heroine in the live-action version of "The Little Mermaid" for ten seconds, or the heroine in "Black Anthropomorphic Catfish", with the help of that pair of beautiful eyes that cost ten yuan to get a taxi from the left eye to the right eye, the steel would have been refined and he would have felt comfortable all of a sudden.

If this was a normal casting for the female lead, looking at each other would probably only have the opposite effect.

Thanks again to ZZ for being correct and leaving so much shit to the world, so you can eat it whenever you want.

Lin Li, who had already reached the entrance, suddenly felt troubled.

How should I practice martial arts with the spirit stone?
Although the spirit stone is not as big as an egg, it is not small either. If you hold it in your mouth, people will see it and it will make you uncomfortable. But if you hold it in your hand, your fingers will no longer be able to move flexibly, and you will not be able to do some movements when practicing. It will also be too conspicuous.

As for staying at home to exercise, Lin Li thought about it and decided not to do so.

Previously, he had been in the community park. Lin Li was worried that after he moved to his home, the system would suddenly not recognize him. After all, the description before the task was triggered mentioned the "rising east sun". Although it was not in the task requirements, Lin Li did not want to take the risk.

You have to know that the current task requires one to be completed continuously for one week. If you interrupt it once, the previous few days will be wasted.

Or should he practice the first chapter normally? But Lin Li could not forget the joy of last night, and the real cultivation of immortality was right in front of him, who could resist?

So Lin Li began to think of a solution.

It is well known that Lin Li is a genius.

Then, a rare look of shyness appeared on Lin Li's old face.

You know what, you really don't know what to say, there seems to be a position that is very suitable for placing spirit stones. Not only does it not require any assistance such as tape, the position is naturally tightly wrapped with clothing, and to be honest, from two to three, others can't tell.

just do it!

Lin Li changed into a pair of loose basketball shorts.

He lowered his head, looked at it, and nodded with relief.

Plan passes.

Just as no one knows whether there is a giant beast hidden beneath the calm sea surface, naturally no one knows whether this possible egg-laying giant beast has already given birth to a third child in its belly.

The basketball shorts were loose, but Lin Li changed into a brand new pair of underwear.

After all, underwear is something that Lin Li wears on his side, and his legs are usually bent with one stretched out and the other bent - the range of motion is very large, so after wearing it seven or eight times, it will become loose.

Wear it seven or eight more times and it’s just too hard to describe. Once it’s hanging in the air, it’s going to be very, very, very uncomfortable - especially when there are people around you who are not yet suitable for adjustment.

So I changed it specially. After all, if this happens, the spirit stone will fall out directly.

Lin Li would never allow this to happen.

The scene was so beautiful that he couldn't even imagine it. He was really afraid that others would misunderstand him.

If someone happened to be nearby with a remote control, then my life, which was supposed to be bright and glorious, would be ruined.

　Today I met a teenage girl outside a subway station and a remote control fell out of her pocket.

　　When I picked it up, I saw the panic flash across her face.

　　I am so happy.
　　So I pressed the button with an evil look on my face.

　　The subway station exploded.

　　I took out my notebook and started typing on the spot. When I got to this point, the Demon Suppression Division seemed to be coming.

　　how to say.

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(End of this chapter)