Chapter 38 [014] Mammals, it’s their nature

Chapter 38 [014] Mammals, it’s their nature

Chapter 38 [014] Mammals, it’s their nature

Qin Jiandan went to the toilet safely and then left the store with the pink sign through the back door.

From a distance, Xiao Xia saw Doctor Li handing the baby basket to her. For some reason, Xiao Xia burst into tears and mentioned words like "young master" and "marriage".

"This...what's going on? Xiao Xia and I have absolutely no intention of getting married, right? Did I hear it wrong?"

"By the way, according to seniority, Watanabe Jiro is Miyamoto Konatsu's uncle. Konatsu must have been surprised that her uncle still has descendants, so she was moved and cried, right? I didn't expect that she is such a sentimental person. She can be cultivated!"

Qin Jiandan returned to the van and asked his younger brother to drive, and they soon returned to the headquarters of the Yelong Society.

Aunt He was sweeping the brick floor in the courtyard. Qin Jiandan could not see a single speck of dust, but Aunt He insisted on sweeping.

"Young Master, you are back. Have you sent away the troublesome baby? I wasn't able to take care of him for long."

Babies are troublesome enough, but I always feel like there’s something else behind Aunt He’s words.

"Aunt He, this child is really not mine. When I have a child, can't I ask you to help take care of it?"

Only then did Aunt He reveal a slightly satisfied smile.

"Well, when Linlin has a child, I will take care of her as if she were my dearest child."

Hey, hey, hey, my child is not the same as mine and my sister's child! Aunt He, why are you like my master, an avid supporter of brother-sister marriage?

If you really want to have a baby, you can just marry my master! My master is an 80-year-old virgin with a good vintage. You can check the hygiene right after you get out of the regeneration cabin. You are still strong and healthy. If things go well, you two may even be able to raise a child! When the time comes, the young master will let this child be the young master. I think being the young master is too troublesome. I want to quit my job and eat beer and fried chicken every day!

Qin Jiandan went down to the monitoring room on the third floor underground, only to find his sister waiting at the door. As soon as her brother entered the room, Linlin bowed deeply to express her apology.

"Brother, I'm sorry. I put the laxative in the beer. If I made you embarrassed in public, I'm willing to bear any punishment."

Qin Jiandan felt relieved that Linlin was not wearing the short, revealing cheongsam, but he still rushed forward and held his sister's shoulders.

"How long have you been standing here? What if your legs hurt? I'm fine. I didn't make a fool of myself in public. I just went to the toilet!"

After hearing that her brother's authority as the young master had not collapsed, Linlin's face regained some warmth.

"But... I was so careless that I put laxatives into the drink of my brother who trusted me. I am such a negligent sister! My brother even brought me so many delicious snacks... Just give me a slap! That way I will feel a little better!"

Linlin grabbed her brother's right hand, wanting him to make what he had just said come true.

Qin Jiandan couldn't pull Linlin away as soon as he exerted a little force. It would be a dereliction of duty for a brother to slap his sister casually.

"Don't let your imagination run wild. You did that for my health... Besides, didn't you try your best to remedy the situation and notify me using a drone?"

Hacking into a drone to steal intelligence is a felony, and controlling a drone to perform extraordinary actions is an even more serious crime.

"That doesn't change the fact that I poisoned my brother..." Linlin couldn't move her brother's arm. She started to look listless, starting with her eyes.

"I forgive you!" Qin Jiandan announced this matter very openly and without any reservations, "Even if one day, Linlin, you poison me to death, I won't blame you!"

Qin Jiandan carefully moved his sister's body to the side, because Linlin's standing position was blocking the refrigerator.

"Hurry up and let me have a beer from the fridge, so I can cheer myself up!"

Before going out, Qin Jiandan took the four glasses of beer from the freezer to the fresh-keeping room. Maybe they could be drunk now.

Linlin woke up from her trance and spread her arms to block the refrigerator.

"No, brother, you can do whatever you want to me, but I can't let you drink beer without restraint!"

Most girls are emotional creatures, but Linlin is quite principled. She believes that the right things cannot be softened by emotions.

It was like a mantis trying to stop a chariot for the petite sister trying to stop the tall brother, but Qin Jiandan had 100 reasons why he couldn't force his way in.

Qin Jiandan was very worried about his sister who was guarding the refrigerator. If he backed down now, he might not be able to take beer from his sister's refrigerator in the future.

"Linlin, will you put laxatives in beer again in the future?"

"Absolutely not! But brother, you can only drink one glass of beer from the refrigerator every day! Today's share has been drunk!"

"Well... does it count if you put laxatives in it?"

"It counts! It's my fault for putting the laxative in. No matter if my brother slaps me or tears my clothes, I won't resist! But you can't take beer from the refrigerator today!" Qin Jiandan frowned: Who said I want to tear your clothes? You are so loud, maybe Aunt He will sneak outside the door to listen to you!

Playing the emotional card didn't work, so Qin Jiandan thought about it and decided to use reason to convince his sister. The gift his sister liked was the favorite of straight men with a science and engineering background, so maybe the same scientific theory could work.

"Um, Linlin, I read in the newspaper that humans like to drink alcohol. This is determined by the genes of mammals. I can't resist the temptation of beer!"

Linlin immediately yelled back, "Nonsense! If I don't like drinking, I'm not a mammal!"

Qin Jiandan was instantly retorted and shouted angrily: "Then can you breastfeed!?"

As soon as he said this he realized he had said something wrong. The awkward atmosphere in the room began to gather around the steamed buns under Linlin's kung fu suit.

"I, I'm going to complain to Master!" Linlin puffed up her cheeks and rushed out of the house with tears in her eyes. She moved very quickly, and Qin Jiandan didn't stop her for fear of knocking down her sister.

Forget it, I also have something to ask Master, so I’ll go with Linlin.

Qin Jiandan deliberately let Linlin go first. When the footsteps disappeared from the stairwell, he opened the refrigerator and took out a glass of beer he had longed for.

"Wow! It really quenches my thirst! Even though it's only half thawed, it's still a real treat! It would be even better if there was fried chicken... How about going to Lao Wang's Fried Chicken tonight?"

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Qin Jiandan walked leisurely to see his master. When he entered the training ground where his master was in seclusion, he just happened to see Linlin walking through the wooden dummies and sword racks and approaching his master who was drinking tea.

As soon as she saw her master, Linlin complained with a face full of grievance: "Master, my brother said I can't breastfeed!"

The master touched the lid of the teacup and said, "Just have a child with your brother."

Doctor Li was recruiting volunteers at Yingtong Street, and Brother Hu Chi was taking care of Master. Master was in very good condition today, and it seemed that he had exchanged a few moves with Hu Chi. Hu Chi had Master as his sparring partner, and his skills had improved recently.

Now that Linlin had come in, Hu Chi returned to patrolling the courtyard. As he patrolled, he repeatedly recalled the movements that his master had just demonstrated: "First like this, then like this..."

"Meet the Master."

Qin Jiandan half-knelt and saluted his master. Although Linlin was accepted as the master's last disciple, she had an injury on her leg, so she was allowed to see the master without kneeling.

Now Linlin was standing next to the Master, as if she were the Master's right protector. Qin Jiandan was kneeling below, feeling a little nervous.

He wanted to change the subject and report some things that happened in the guild first.

"Master, the next leader of the Fire Tongs Team has not yet been chosen. I found a talented person in the city police force and tried to poach him but failed... I will keep working hard!"

In fact, Valei should be considered a "dog talent"? Anyway, she didn't agree, and it wouldn't be too late to tell the master the details after she agreed.

Master: "You don't want to poach Han Muyue, do you? Have you figured it out? She is the granddaughter of Han Wanli, the current patriarch of the Han family! Do you think she will come here to be a small leader of the fire tongs team?"

Qin Jiandan took a breath: I only know that Mu Yue’s father is the former Deputy Commissioner of Police, and now he has become very depressed. Could it be that her grandfather is even more powerful?

The master snorted again: "Although Han Muyue is only the chief of police in District 12 now, her future is limitless! Jiandan, even if you ask her to be the young master's wife, she may not be willing, let alone the leader of the Fire Tongs Team?"

Qin Jiandan felt in awe when he heard about Inspector Mu Yue's family background, and Linlin felt a little hurt.

As if noticing Linlin's disappointment, the master said again: "Women should be ready to sacrifice themselves and their careers for their husbands at any time! I know Linlin will definitely give up everything to protect you. Does your inner city sheriff have this awareness?"

Qin Jiandan thought to herself: She is prepared to divorce me at any time...

The master's remarks were quite patriarchal, but Linlin did not feel that it was an insult at all, because when it came to her and her brother's problem, the master was stating the facts.

The master added, "On the day when the Falling Cherry Clan rebelled, Tiger Chi came back and said he found traces of high-explosive bullets at the battle scene. Was it Han Muyue who used them? She used those expensive bullets without hesitation. What a spendthrift woman!"

Linlin: "Yes, what a spendthrift woman!"

With the support of her master, Linlin became bolder and would repeat things that she would never normally say.

Wait, wait, Master, Linlin, you are so unreasonable! At that time, I was suppressed by the firepower of the machine gun ninjas, and Sheriff Mu Yue fired the high-explosive bullet to save me! How can a wife who spends money to save her husband be called a spendthrift!

Qin Jiandan suddenly remembered what he originally wanted to ask when he came to see his master.

"Master, I was attacked by the submachine guns of the rebels of the Falling Cherry Group that day, and I was at a disadvantage for a while. Although the "Steel Armor Breathing Method" is invulnerable to swords and guns, it is a bit tricky to deal with long-range enemies. Master, can you teach me some long-range attack skills?"

(End of this chapter)