Chapter 42 Why is my brother's sweat dripping on my back?
Chapter 42 Why is my brother's sweat dripping on my back~~
He was just making fun of his own reputation, so why didn't Wang Yuezhi laugh?
Is it because he thinks it's wrong to make fun of others for such things?
Such a gentle boy.
He really did, Lin Li cried to death.
After everyone had laughed enough, Lin Li turned around and said to Chen Yuying, "Class monitor, my last secret has been revealed. Now you can rest assured that I have no desire for you. If you don't mind, I can even be your best friend and replace Ding Sihan."
Ding Sihan: “?”
Ding Sihan stood up, pointed to his seat and said, "I can give you my seat now."
"Eh? Thank you! My seat is in the last row by the window. Let's start moving now. Bai Bufan, come over and help your new deskmate!" Lin Li was overjoyed to hear such good news.
Ding Sihan: “?”
“No, please sit down. I regret it!” Seeing that Lin Li was really going to sit down, Ding Sihan sat back down with his eyes wide open, hugging his desk tightly.
"Ahem!" Bai Bufan, who had just retracted his head to continue eavesdropping, poked his head out again and said, "Lin Li, even though you are my brother, if you act like a beast like my male best friend, you still deserve to die."
As for the part about Ding Sihan, he had simply ignored it. When Bai Bufan faced girls alone, he would completely turn into the type of person with social phobia.
If I really asked him to deliver breakfast, I'm afraid he would stutter even when saying thank you.
As for why the person who delivered the breakfast said thank you instead of saying you’re welcome, this was something Bai Bufan could do when he was in a tense situation.
Chen Yuying, the person Lin Li was talking to, now lowered her head a little embarrassedly, her face seemed to be a little red, and she didn't say anything.
In fact, there was no need to say anything, as everyone could see that Lin Li was joking.
As for whether everyone would think that Lin Li really likes Chen Yuying, that is another matter.
Chen Yuying herself might also think in this direction.
"Do you have anything else to say? Now we can all rest assured." Lin Li looked at Wang Yuezhi again, but before he could answer, he asked himself and answered as if he had suddenly realized something: "No, why should I ask you to rest assured? I asked the squad leader for help, and it's all OK as long as she agrees.
I still say the same thing, you send... Never mind, for your sake, I am willing to stop swearing from today on."
Then she turned her head and stopped looking at him.
Wang Yuezhi blushed, and this was worse than saying dirty words to himself: "I'll tell the teacher!"
Lin Li ignored him and confirmed with Chen Yuying: "Squad Leader, is this all right?"
Just tell the teachers. In their eyes, I am a reformed prodigal son. What’s more, I spent a wonderful night with Xue Jian last night.
Chen Yuying nodded.
So Lin Li walked to the back row, and Wang Yuezhi, feeling unwilling and angry, sat back in his seat, grabbing his hair and gritting his teeth.
His desk mate quickly suppressed his smile, adjusted his expression to comfort Wang Yuezhi, and prepared to scold Lin Li with him.
"Yuezhi you..." The desk mate suddenly stopped talking and looked towards the aisle next to Wang Yuezhi.
"What's wrong?" Wang Yuezhi also turned his head.
"Hehe, are you angry~~" Before he could do so, Wang Yuezhi heard someone close to his ear saying this short sentence, and felt very proud.
Who else could it be but Lin Li.
When Wang Yuezhi turned around to scold him, he only saw Lin Li's back as he left.
After being disgusting, just run away.
Wang Yuezhi is in trouble again.
"you--"
"Oh my god!" was about to come out of his mouth, but Wang Yuezhi realized that if he swore now, everything he had said before would backfire on him, so he swallowed it back.
"——You're so annoying!"
With such little attack power, she is still here flirting with him. Lin Li looked very pleased and even turned around and made a gesture with the orchid finger.
His life creed is quite simple.
If no one offends me, I...may still offend others unintentionally occasionally; but if someone offends me, I will definitely offend him.
Hehehe, just run away, cool!
It was obvious that Wang Yuezhi was targeting him deliberately this time, and he was the first to speak.
After returning to their seats, Bai Bufan and others immediately came over to ask what had just happened.
Lin Li also talked about the part they missed.
Because they had already conducted several exorcism operations on Lin Li, they had no doubt that Lin Li's purpose was to learn from them. However, Bai Bufan frowned and asked, "Is your real intention really to drink?"
"Brother, you are good at geography, how about I teach you?" Good students also play with abstract things, and those who are good at playing with them naturally also study better.
"I cough when a man teaches me." Lin Li refused of course.
"You bastard." Everyone smiled and left after hearing that. They hadn't even finished their breakfast yet.
Zhou Baowei didn't leave.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked.
"I just put down my breakfast and wanted to look for you, but you ran to the front to have a date." Zhou Baowei said.
"what's up?"
"The organization has sent you to pick up a batch of goods, a very important batch of goods." Zhou Baowei lowered his voice and spoke like a liaison of an underground organization.
"What's the code?" Lin Li asked in a low voice, understandingly.
"Here," Zhou Baowei handed a piece of paper to Lin Li: "Burn after reading." [Nan Sang Xingxing Stationery Store Rookie Collection Point 8-4-2663]
"Understood. I will make sure to complete the task and bring it to you at noon." Lin Li nodded and put the note into his pocket.
"Remember to keep the shipment confidential and make sure the packaging is not damaged. I'll treat you to dinner." Zhou Baowei said cautiously.
Lin Li narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhou Baowei meaningfully.
Zhou Baowei responded with the same look.
The radio waves are aligned.
Lin Li suddenly started singing:
"Brother, guide me once and I will guide you twice!"
"Brother, if you direct it twice, I'll direct it four times!" Zhou Baowei followed the lyrics in seconds, and like Sakamoto, he adjusted his non-existent glasses and pointed at Lin Li.
Although the lyrics are outrageous, this song really exists and its title is "Spring Breeze Elf".
"Brother, if you direct four times, I will direct eight times!" Bai Bufan also joined in.
"Brother, you lead eight times and I'll lead sixteen times!" Zhou Baowei sang again, then pointed at Lin Li with both hands, giving him the climax of the song.
As a result, Lin Li didn't answer for a long time, and Bai Bufan didn't even sing.
It seems that he wants to keep the biggest stage for himself.
Brothers.
When it comes to singing, I do have something going for me.
There was no other way, so Zhou Baowei cleared his throat and sang emotionally: "My brother and I share an Arctic clam~~ Why is my brother's sweat dripping on my back~~"
"Me and my..."
"Baowei, please move aside. You are blocking the squad leader." Lin Li said with a frown.
"Yes, Baowei." Bai Bufan smiled once again and nodded in approval.
Zhou Baowei: “?”
He turned his head mechanically and saw Chen Yuying standing behind him, looking a little at a loss.
"Lin Li, you seem to have forgotten to bring me chopsticks, did you..." she said weakly.
"Oh, yes, here it is, squad leader. Here you go. Sorry." Lin Li noticed this then and handed the disposable chopsticks to Chen Yuying.
"Okay, thank you."
Zhou Baowei stood aside with a pale face, mumbling repeatedly. It was unclear, but he was probably praying.
“What should I do? Save me! What should I do? Save me!” - This was the look he gave Lin Li.
"I will save you." - This was Lin Li's response.
"Please!" - Zhou Bao was almost crying with gratitude.
"Monitor!"
"what happened?"
"You didn't hear Zhou Baowei singing the Arctic Clam Song just now, did you?" Lin Li asked loudly.
After being stunned for a moment, Chen Yuying shook her head like a rattle, then walked away quickly.
"Now you can rest assured. The squad leader said he didn't hear it." Lin Li said to Zhou Baowei with a smile.
"..."
Are you relieved? He was released. Not only that, he was also dead.
"You two did it on purpose just now! Lin Li, I'm going to fucking kill you! Bai Bufan, don't stop me!" Zhou Baowei's face was ferocious.
Bai Bufan nodded, signaling Zhou Baowei to go ahead and do it boldly, just do it.
"Then no one will help you pick up the express." Lin Li smiled contemptuously.
"Is express delivery still important at this time?" Zhou Baowei was really angry, "Lin Li, I will kill you this afternoon!"
"I suddenly remembered that I have something to do at noon, so I shouldn't leave the school."
"Lin Li, I'll kill you tonight!"
"I won't take it."
"...Brother, I was wrong. I won't kill him."
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I, Lu Mingfei, the spiritual mentor of Naruto Akatsuki
"Hello, my name is Lu Mingfei. I am a loser, an outlier, I have no friends, I have a little devil, I know what to do but I can't do anything."
"Hello, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, I am the last one in the class, an outlier, and I have no friends. There is a big fox, and I have power but I don't know what to do with it."
Lu Mingfei looked at the brainwashed Sarutobi Hiruzen and the sealed book in his hand, while Naruto looked at the peaceful modern world and the "Thick Black Theory" in his hand, and they suddenly smiled at each other in tacit understanding.
(End of this chapter)