Chapter 47 Lin Li, shy and introverted 1 Xiao Chen Hai
Chapter 47 Lin Li, shy and introverted, timid, a roar
How should I put it? This question may indeed be something that should be included in the subject of geography, but... isn't it a bit too basic?
And there shouldn't be any way for humans to ask this question, right?
Lin Li, were you replaced by aliens without anyone knowing?
are you human?
It’s terrifying to think about it, Lin Li has never appeared at the same time as aliens.
Could it be that Men in Black 5 is already happening in reality?
"Lin Li, I'll go to the infirmary right away, just hold on." Chen Yuying stood up immediately with some concern. This illness could not be delayed.
“Not really, not really, not really—” Lin Li quickly pinched the cuffs of Chen Yuying’s short sleeves with his thumb and index finger and pulled her back into position.
The force applied in this pulling method was somewhat uneven. Chen Yuying sat back in her seat with a groan and almost fell towards Lin Li, causing the other party to look at her with some resentment.
Several people who came to watch the monkeys in the classroom gathered their attention following this move.
Wang Yuezhi was twisted in a dark way, Ding Sihan was peeping furtively, and Wang Ze also... Hey, that's not right, why are you peeking at Wang Yuezhi?
"Don't pull the clothes like that." Chen Yuying adjusted the crooked collar of the clothes - it was only slightly crooked. If she wanted to pull the school uniform down to her shoulders, she would probably have to unbutton all the buttons in the front and use all her strength.
Instead of pulling your clothes, it would be even more inappropriate to pull your pants, right?
Of course, Lin Li didn't say this out loud, as it was too abnormal.
"Sergeant, do you want me to just hold your hand and then it would take several seconds for both of us to react and then suddenly let go of each other's hands, with both of our faces turning pale and not daring to look at each other, and then our hearts pounding and finally falling in love?" Therefore, Lin Li said something that might be useful.
Chen Yuying: “…”
"Lin Li, your first priority now is to stop watching anime." No matter if there is any atmosphere or not, it will all disappear after this long and difficult sentence is spoken, Chen Yuying said helplessly.
Lin Li smiled, then put his hands together and said seriously:
"Squad leader, first of all, I am really not sick. Secondly, I am really not sick. Finally, I am really not sick. I really want to ask you this question. What is the name of this planet we are on?"
Chen Yuying thought about it carefully and shook her head: "Yesterday at the beginning you were so determined to say that you were not a pervert, but you finally admitted it, so this time I think you are still sick."
Be well-reasoned and convincing.
System, look at what you have done.
I am an introverted, shy and socially afraid person who doesn't even dare to pinch a stranger's butt. But because of you, I have become this kind of person in the eyes of others.
Where is my light and greatness?
"Either you are deliberately teasing me, in which case I will be a little angry." Chen Yuying paused, then looked at Lin Li seriously and added.
Lin Li gave Chen Yuying another thumbs up: a girl who can actively express her anger is really great!
Girls who don't say they are angry, or even worse, girls who go home and let their boyfriends guess why someone else is angry, are really despicable.
I will never charge the squad leader a penny for breakfast again.
However, Lin Li's ability to find excuses on the spot has always been good, so he immediately said seriously:
"Squad leader, I'm not kidding you, I'm asking you this question seriously.
Of course I know the answer to this question, but there is a reason why I ask it anyway.
Monitor, do you remember yesterday? Yesterday I wanted to tell you about a case I helped solve, but at the beginning I talked about the difference between men and women, a situational topic that has a very high relevance and a very low relevance.
This is related to the memory method I've been practicing recently. Monitor, I don't know if you've watched a Hong Kong drama called "Mind Reader" from more than ten years ago. One of the cases in it is about murder in the memory palace, and what I've been practicing recently is actually similar. "
"Are you also practicing killing?" Chen Yuying asked blankly.
"...?"
"Squad leader, what image do you have of me?"
“I’m practicing my memory palace!”
Lin Li blinked, and he began to doubt that the class monitor's top grade data was exaggerated.
Binbin, take a look at the comprehension abilities of the students you teach.
"Oh, go on." Chen Yuying was a little embarrassed. Sometimes she couldn't think straight when she was with Lin Li. If Lin Li admitted that he was practicing killing... Chen Yuying would consider the authenticity.
“I need to first engrave the basic knowledge in the palace, and then on this foundation, begin to extend and build my memory palace. As the difficulty accumulates little by little, it forms a progressive context, just like adding bookmarks to the memory.
And now, in the subject of geography, I suspect that I have recorded the wrong knowledge, so I have now formatted the palace part and now need to start filling it out again..."
Lin Li said a lot.
It’s all bullshit, of course.
But the effect was OK. Through his constant "quoting from classics" and some high-level terms that he had heard of or made up, Chen Yuying seemed to have been fooled by him.
Lin Li is now like a guy who knows everything about the Internet. When you listen to him talking about things you are not familiar with, you will feel that he has a wide range of knowledge and something. But once he talks about the areas you are familiar with, you will find that he is a complete idiot.
"So, I beg you, squad leader. Please treat me as a traveler from another world who knows nothing. Now I want to understand something about this world, so I ask you, okay?" Lin Li was getting straight to the point to some extent.
"Only the squad leader can tell me, I can do anything, I'm willing to do anything." Lin Li turned into a female ghost who was caught with something, and he almost stuck out his tongue and rolled his eyes.
What a strange request. Chen Yuying scratched her head, but facing Lin Li's expectant gaze, it seemed that he was not kidding her, so she nodded in the end: "...Okay."
"Thank you, squad leader. I really want to pretend to be excited and deliberately grab your hand and rub it hundreds of times to express my gratitude." Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
Because she knew it was a joke and had confirmed that Lin Li was a pervert, Chen Yuying had nothing to be embarrassed about. However, she thought about it for a while and said:
"Although I still don't quite believe it, I can help you build this palace through role-playing. However, I will have a few questions later and you will need to answer them for me."
"Squad leader, do you want to ask me a question?" Lin Li blinked.
The squad leader is a well-rounded person, but I am the anti-well-rounded person.
I'm afraid the only subject that has some chance of winning is sports without distinguishing between men and women - and I can't say it's a sure win.
and many more.
"Squad leader, what you are going to ask me later is not going to be a perverted question, right?" Lin Li asked tentatively.
This is the only aspect that Chen Yuying might be interested in, and where I can provide guidance.
As expected, Chen Yuying nodded slightly: "Some of the questions are indeed very curious."
Small matter.
After yesterday's conversation, Chen Yuying didn't think it was strange that Lin Li did something abnormal, and Lin Li didn't think it was strange that Chen Yuying was curious about abnormal things.
Strange combinations increase.
"No problem, but squad leader, don't ask too abnormal questions. I may not be able to answer them." So Lin Li nodded in response without taking it seriously.
"You are too modest." Chen Yuying shook her head.
Lin Li: "?"
System, give me back my reputation.
"Then let's start by helping me build the palace?"
"it is good."
"Let's get started, squad leader. The planet I'm on now..."
Since she had agreed, Chen Yuying said seriously, "Let me think about the content of Geography Compulsory Course 29. Lin Li, the alien traveler, our planet is called Earth. About 71% of the surface is land, and % is water..."
genius!
Looking at the progress bar that began to rise rapidly, Lin Li once again confirmed that he was undoubtedly a genius.
Asking for monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)