Chapter 49 Bai Bufan? I wish him all the best.
Chapter 49 Bai Bufan? I wish him all the best.
"Hey! Don't call me a pervert! I have tried my best to describe it to you in an elegant way, without a single dirty word from beginning to end." Lin Li predicted Chen Yuying's reaction, and when he saw her expression gradually understand and her eyes widen as she began to speak, he immediately pointed his index finger at her for emphasis.
Chen Yuying, with a slightly red cheek, pursed her lower lip with her upper teeth and then opened it, leaving a glittering color on it. She wanted to say something but stopped, and finally just spit out:
"I think you should apologize to David Tao."
"Tao Zhe said he had no objection." Lin Li shrugged.
Then, defeated in front of Chen Yuying's gaze, he raised his hands, followed suit, and issued an apology statement:
"Okay, sorry Mr. Tao Zhe, I actually really like your R&B, especially the song "Small Town, Big Love"."
"That's Wang Leehom's song, 'Big City, Small Love'. You have to apologize to both of them now!" Chen Yuying gently pressed her forehead with her hand, but she also realized that Lin Li must have done it on purpose, and there was a hint of smile in her voice.
"So now you understand what humming means, right? Of course you can't use David Tao to describe a girl. If you want me to describe it, I can..."
"No, no, thank you. I already understand. There's no need to describe it." Chen Yuying interrupted Lin Li's spell casting hastily. She couldn't perform as smoothly and abnormally as Lin Li.
Just when Lin Li was about to perform "Erkang I Can't See" again, he had to stop with a sense of unfulfilled desire.
Afterwards, he introduced the origin of Qing Heng to Chen Yuying, but seriously advised her not to play in Tieba, as playing in Tieba would only make people unhappy - if she wanted to open an Internet cafe at low cost, that was another matter.
"Do you have any other perverted questions to consult me?" Lin Li said and felt that his words sounded weird.
Why does he feel like Chen Yuying's perverted mentor now? Lin Li feels that it is unfair for him to bear this blame.
"Yes, would you really buy that...cup and use it in the dormitory?" Chen Yuying was very curious about what he heard in the morning.
"That's just talk. By the way, squad leader, please help my buddy clear his name. What Bao bought for him is not what you think. We were just joking. Who would use such a thing in the dormitory?" Lin Li shrugged.
"I checked it out at noon. I bought Ma Yinglong. When I asked, I found out that Bai Bufan had hemorrhoids."
Bai Bufan, you like to declare to the beautiful female Bodhisattva that you have hemorrhoid cancer, right? Haha.
Lin Li's revenge, three days is too late.
"Then do you buy it every day when you go home?" Unfortunately, Chen Yuying didn't care about Bai Bufan, but she was good at discovering blind spots.
"No." Lin Li shook his head. "If I were to buy one, I would buy it when I have my own house in the future. Squad leader, don't you think about how embarrassing it would be if your family found out about this kind of thing?"
"That's right." Chen Yuying nodded. From her expression, she seemed to be a little disappointed that she couldn't get a deeper understanding of the information. However, she didn't ask any more questions. Instead, she shook her head and said, "I don't have any other questions. Thank you for your answer."
"It's just a trivial matter, not worth mentioning. From now on, you teach me how to study and I teach you how to be abnormal. We both have a bright future." Lin Li waved his hand modestly.
"Then let's continue talking about the questions you don't know how to answer? The ones in the textbook, the ones that are not basic." Chen Yuying didn't want to admit how bright this was, so she decided to change the subject back to the main topic.
"Ok."
……
During the remaining time, since no new tasks were triggered, Lin Li and Chen Yuying had a normal question-and-answer session on study.
Lin Li was quite serious. After all, it would be disrespectful not to be serious at this time, and it would really help his grades.
Seeing that the two of them were on the right track of study, Wang Yuezhi was like the victim in the pornographic comic who breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the two finally finish, but tears were still streaming down his face. Ding Sihan was a spectator with a look of regret that he didn't see more novel things, while Wang Ze stared at Wang Yuezhi loyally and exclusively.
After noticing my gaze, he gave me a thumbs up - as long as I'm there, there's no accident.
The lunch break is over, and the bell to remind students to start class ten minutes in advance has also rung.
"Damn it, that saying is right. When people are anxious, they can do anything, except math problems." After looking at the result he had drawn that each room could accommodate two square root of three people, Lin Li scratched his hair in pain.
Why can't people do square root?
Chen Yuying, who was doing her homework because Lin Li had no problem, stretched out her body. The altered clothes were more fitted than the normal school uniform, showing her beautiful curves. "It's actually the same question I taught you just now, just a slight variation. Try it yourself. I won't teach you again now." Looking at the frowning Lin Li in pain, Chen Yuying said with a smile.
People who are good at math see people who are not good at math being tortured by math, and the joy they feel is unimaginable to others.
"I'll try harder during evening study."
"Well, if you have any questions, come and ask me tomorrow at noon. I'm basically in the classroom at noon every day anyway." Chen Yuying had already packed up her things and prepared to return to her seat.
Although the main reason for doing this today was because of the system, considering that some tasks might be triggered inexplicably later, Lin Li nodded without refusing.
Having a quiet, beautiful, voice-pleasing and smart female classmate is a joy that others cannot imagine.
I want to change my deskmate.
As for Bai Bufan, Lin Li wished him all the best.
Really, Lin Li suddenly remembered that he wasn’t that familiar with him.
If you stick your neck out for your brother, and if you stick your neck out for your woman, Bufan will understand.
It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like limbs. People will be considerate and take care of the disabled, but they will scold people who do not wear clothes as perverts, right?
Which is lighter and heavier, at a glance.
"Okay, then I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow, just like today's?" Lin Li reciprocated. After all, he did waste nearly half of Chen Yuying's afternoon time, and would continue to trouble her in the future.
Chen Yuying wanted to refuse, but Lin Li was more assertive. After some tug-of-war, and under Lin Li's 'threat' that she didn't have to buy more, Chen Yuying had no choice but to accept.
I definitely won’t accept any money.
With the reward from the anti-pornography pioneers, I won’t be short of such a small amount of money in the short term.
Lin Li got up and went to the toilet.
The harvest time has come.
[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: Mecha synchronization index +10; Random limb and organ amplification opportunity *1; System currency *50. ]
[Please select whether the convex organ should be added to the random pool of "Random Limb and Organ Amplification Chance"? ]
Lin Li showed a strange smile on his face.
How could it be added to the random pool? What's the point of strengthening that place? This is obviously the system's evil taste.
Oops! I was so careless that I accidentally clicked "yes"!
It’s over, it’s over. I’m so unlucky. Can the system give me a chance to start over?
【Please confirm this selection again: Join. 】
Lin Li: "..."
No buddy, are you really giving me a chance?
Shouldn't this thing be bought and put away?
Then what was the "tangle" in his heart just now? This made him very embarrassed. Lin Li began to suspect that this system was actually intelligent, but he deliberately didn't say it.
How to choose now?
Lin Li tilted his head and whistled guiltily.
Then I couldn't help laughing. Why was I still deceiving myself? I'm going to stop pretending and come clean!
【You have confirmed again. 】
[Convex organs have been added to the random pool of "Random Limb and Organ Amplification Chance". 】
Asking for monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)