Chapter 62 A comfortable offline life
"Eat, eat, eat. All you do is eat. Do you have me in your eyes?" Ning Xiaoya slammed the table angrily and pointed at Ma Yingjie and shouted.
Ning Xiaoya's voice was surprisingly loud, so loud that people passing by kept scanning this side. Which unfaithful man was going to abandon the girl after having sex with her?
The person with this idea quietly sneaked under Lu Hao's window, but it was too easy for Lu Hao, who had practiced ancient martial arts, to detect someone approaching. What's more, this person had no technical skills at all, and couldn't even do the most basic crouching and eight-character steps.
"Haha, this porridge has gone bad and can't be eaten." Ma Hao pretended to be calm and said, he came to the window, opened it with a bang, and fell headfirst towards the person who was eavesdropping at the wall.
A horrific scream came from outside the window. This was freshly boiled soup. The temperature was at least 89 degrees Celsius, if not 100 degrees. This guy had to stay in the hospital for a few days.
"What's that sound?" Ning Xiaoya was about to get angry when she saw Ma Yingjie pouring out the white chicken porridge she had carefully prepared, but was awakened by the scream.
"It might be a stray dog. I have a stray dog that has found a home here." Ma Yingjie said without blushing or beating his heart.
The person outside the window also followed Ma Yingjie's words and imitated him by shouting a few times, which made Ning Xiaoya believe even more that what Ma Yingjie said was true.
"This dog is so annoying, can you drive it away?"
"No, actually, it's good to listen to dogs barking at night when no one is around. I heard that it can make people feel refreshed, and it's better than doing morning exercises early in the morning."
In fact, there were no stray dogs near his house. For a house in the suburbs, there were quite a few stray couples playing yezhan. As an upright person like Ma Yingjie, of course he would not go to see them. Occasionally, he would just treat the occasional "hmm" and "ah" sounds as if they were playing on the stereo.
Listening to the footsteps gradually receding outside the window, Ma Yingjie began to feel sorry for the bowl of white chicken porridge. For Ma Yingjie now, a piece of bread is more useful than a certificate of bravery.
"Really?" Ning Xiaoya believed it and said, which made Ma Yingjie feel ashamed. This was too naive.
"fake."
"Why are you saying it's fake?" Ning Xiaoya was confused by Ma Yingjie and felt like she was in a fog.
"Idiot woman, didn't you notice that there was someone eavesdropping outside just now?" Ma Yingjie cursed.
After hearing what Lu Hao said, Ning Xiaoya, who was not an idiot to the extreme, immediately understood that what was just now was not a cat but a person bending over. Ning Xiaoya's face suddenly flushed, and her whole face was illuminated by the rosy glow. It was such a harmonious scene, and Lu Hao next to her was stunned again.
After a while, Ning Xiaoya recovered from her shyness and asked Ma Yingjie fiercely, "Who was that bitch yesterday? Don't think I'm stupid enough to think she's your landlord. A landlord wouldn't even enter the wrong room."
"Okay, I'll be honest. Actually, she is not my landlord. She came to pay protection money that day." Ma Yingjie said honestly.
"Pay protection money?" Ning Xiaoya looked at Lu Hao with her big eyes open, like a toy baby.
After Ma Yili explained everything to Ning Xiaoya, a smile finally appeared on Ning Xiaoya's gloomy face. Pink flowers instantly blossomed on her face. A certain animal saw that a certain part of her body had changed again.
Ning Xiaoya was quick-witted and saw Lu Hao's obscene movements at a glance, and kicked Lu Hao in the crotch.
"Ouch, you murdered your husband." Ma Yingjie took advantage of the situation and grabbed Ning Xiaoya's feet with both hands. Well, it felt good, like braised pig's trotters.
"You've been playing dumb since the daffodils didn't bloom. If you don't get up, I'll show you the Foshan Shadowless Kick that I learned from a magician yesterday." Ning Xiaoya knew better than anyone that the power of her seemingly fierce kick was just right. Apart from increasing Ma Yingjie's excitement, it was impossible for there to be any adverse side effects.
"Forget it. Those street jugglers are just fake tricks that are good-looking but useless." Ma Yingjie raised his eyebrows and continued, "In fact, the female throwing technique you used last time felt pretty good. You should practice that in the future."
"You are so bad." Ning Xiaoya lowered her head shyly, and twisted Lu Hao's thigh fiercely with her right hand. Lu Hao grimaced in pain.
If you know the pain but don’t cry out, you’re a real man. I’m the second Guan Yu.
"Stop talking nonsense. I'm not dead, but I'm starving to death. If you don't want your man to become a starving ghost, go get me something to eat now."
"You deserve to be hungry. I worked so hard to make the chicken soup and you just dumped it out." Ning Xiaoya glared at Lu Hao fiercely and turned to walk towards the kitchen.
After a while, the sound of spatulas colliding with steel could be heard from the kitchen.
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"Here, eat it while it's hot." Ning Xiaoya came out after a while with a plate. In the center of the plate was a golden fried egg.
"You only let me eat this?" Lu Hao looked at Ning Xiaoya with dissatisfaction. What is this? There is still labor at night. Isn't this abuse of the coolie workers?
"I wanted to make more, and just now I searched your kitchen and found this egg." Ning Xiaoya said unhappily.
After wolfing down the fried egg, Ma Yingjie patted his protesting stomach and decided to go out for a bite to eat. No money, no problem, there was a portable bank next to him.
"Xiaoya, if I ask you for a favor, you will definitely help me, right?" Lu Hao looked at Ning Xiaoya and said.
"Of course. I agree to all requests that are not excessive." Ning Xiaoya leaned on Lu Hao's shoulder like a little bird, and her beautiful big eyes blinked at Lu Hao.
"Haha, that's good, can you treat me to a meal?" Ma Yingjie laughed dryly. After all, it was not a glorious thing to let a woman treat him to a meal.
"What's wrong? You have no money?" Ning Xiaoya was puzzled at first, and then looked at Ma Yingjie with a smile on her face as if she understood.
"I have money. There's still a lot in my card, and I still have some loans outside, but I don't have any money on hand." Lu Hao explained hesitantly.
"Don't be so annoying. If you don't have money, then you don't have money. It's not shameful for me to treat you to a meal." Ning Xiaoya said unhappily, and then she started to ask Ma Yingjie, "Eat whatever you want."
“Eat dinosaurs.”
"Stop talking nonsense. If you keep talking nonsense, I won't treat you."
“Bok choy stewed with tofu…”
"That's fine. I'll bring some back for my Xiaobai as well. I don't know why Xiaobai suddenly wants to eat vegetarian food." Ning Xiaoya's giggle sounded wantonly, and it could be heard far away in the night.
The strongest sound wave shattered the glass of a house. Of course, in addition to Ning Xiaoya's laughter, a little kid's subpar shot was also the cause of the glass shattering.
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Half an hour later, in a roadside snack bar.
"How about you? Do you want to eat more? Do you want to eat more?" Ning Xiaoya looked at Lu Hao excitedly as he shoveled five bowls of rice into his mouth. Eat more, and you will have more strength.
"I'm still a little short of full." Ma Yingjie glanced at the restaurant owner who had been staring at him and said.
Damn, what are you looking at? You just ate a little more rice. You didn’t charge for your own rice, so why are you not allowed to eat it?
With the restaurant owner's weird expression, Ma Yingjie ordered another bowl of rice. This time, even a diner next to him couldn't stand it anymore and said to Ma Yingjie earnestly, "Young man, this is a small business. It's not easy to run a small shop. Please be merciful."
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After finishing the meal, Ma Yingjie stood up with a feeling of being unsatisfied, and watched Ning Xiaoya pay the bill, ignoring the contemptuous looks from others.
After Ning Xiaoya paid the bill, the two left the restaurant.
The restaurant owner wiped his sweat off his forehead, tried hard to record the appearance of the two people, and listed them as people he refused to have any contact with.
It was a normal night, with the moon hanging high in the sky, and a ray of clear light shining on all the pedestrians. The two of them came to the bridge to enjoy the evening breeze.
Looking at the numb or confused expressions of the passers-by, Ma Yingjie was filled with emotion. If it weren't for the occasional sounds of men and women making out, Ma Yingjie would have definitely gotten some cool air.
"What are you doing here?" Ning Xiaoya muttered softly with her head down and her face flushed. The voice came from not far away with the wind, making Ning Xiaoya blush and her heart beat fast.
"Listen to the impact of not consuming electricity."
"You are so bad." Ning Xiaoya buried her head in Lu Hao's chest and hit Lu Hao's chest hard with both hands.
"You know the consequences of saying that to me." Ma Yingjie pretended to be vicious and stretched out his big hands towards Ning Xiaoya's proud breasts.
Suddenly, a smooth and delicate feeling was transmitted to Ma Yingjie's nervous system through his palm, and Ning Xiaoya's body began to tremble slightly under Ma Yingjie's caress.
"Woo~!"
Just as Ning Xiaoya was about to struggle, Lu Hao skillfully blocked her lips with his mouth. Ning Xiaoya only had time to make a whimper before she sank.
"Not here." Ning Xiaoya said softly. Her body was as soft as a puddle of water, and she had no strength to resist Lu Hao's attack.
"Well, let's go back." Noticing the sound of rustling coming from the surrounding grass, Lu Hao agreed to Ning Xiaoya's request.
As the two walked back, Ma Yingjie noticed a half head sticking out from the bushes beside him, with a hint of sneer on his face.
Ma Yingjie grabbed a can left behind by some unscrupulous citizen on the bridge and threw it into the bushes with his inner strength. Immediately, a scream was heard from the bushes.
You little bastard, you peeped over my head. If you dare to come again next time, I’ll let you know why the flowers are so red.