Chapter 57: The World is Crazy

Just forget it?
"Shisan Niang's words are so funny. If I chop off your head and drink three cups of wine in front of your grave, will you come out of the grave and forgive me?"

"You want me to die?"

Shisanniang suddenly took off the palace flower hairpin on her head and poked her belly with it.

Tian Lin's face changed, and Young Master Shang hurriedly grabbed the hairpin with his hand.

Although it is said to be a thin hairpin, it is actually obviously larger and more like an iron cone.

The thin hairpin pierced into her belly, staining the white clothes on her belly into a flower-like red, which was extremely seductive.

"You can ask me to sacrifice my life, but please bury me on the hill behind Shangjiabao after I die. I have been playing with butterflies there since I was a child. I love watching those beautiful butterflies flying freely in the fields -"

As she spoke, she continued to exert force on her hands. Fortunately, the hairpin was held by Young Master Shang, otherwise the whole hairpin would have been inserted into her stomach.

Tian Lin's face was gloomy. How could he really want Shisan Niang to pay with her life?
Not to mention asking Shisan Niang to pay with her life, I was afraid that if I hurt Shisan Niang, I would incur the wrath of Elder Liu.

He also didn't believe that Shisan Niang really wanted to commit suicide. She looked like she was about to die, but she was doing it just to show it to others and herself.

"Mr. Tian, what exactly are you going to do?"

Young Master Shang's words gave Tian Lin the opportunity to make a request.

Tian Lin was worried that something might happen to Shisan Niang, and Young Master Shang seemed to be more worried about Shisan Niang than Tian Lin.

"What I want is very simple. First, the antidote formula for the Heartache Gu, second, the poison formula that Thirteenth Lady gave me, and the practice method of the Dragon Elephant Divine Art, the practice method of the Wind Walking Technique, and the opportunity to practice in peace and quiet."

His words made Master Shang laugh angrily: "You really are asking for too much."

Thirteenth Lady on the other side smiled: "So these are all you want. I can give you the antidote formula for the Heartache Gu, and I can also give you my poison formula. But you have to go to the Qian family for the Dragon Elephant Divine Art, and the Wind Walking Technique is a technique of the Wang family. I can help you go to the Ten Thousand Beasts Peak to find Senior Brother Feng to get it -

What do you mean by meditation and practice?"

Tian Lin didn't expect that Shisan Niang was so decisive and agreed so readily.

He suppressed the joy in his heart and said expressionlessly:
"I know that the sect has recently sent out outer disciples to investigate the whereabouts of the Blood Cult. We only have five outer disciples in Lianshui Peak. My cultivation is too low, so it is not appropriate for me to go out and take risks."

Shisan Niang said: "I can't make the decision on this matter, but I can ensure that you won't be disturbed for half a month."

Tian Lin was about to say "OK" when Master Shang said, "Don't tell me I don't have the antidote for the Heartache Gu. Even if I do, I won't give it to him."

Tian Lin frowned and looked at Master Shang. Shisan Niang also frowned and looked at Master Shang and asked, "You don't have the formula, where did the antidote come from?"

Master Shang said, "My father gave me the Heartache Gu and the antidote. I only have the antidote, but the formula is with my father."

Shisan Niang then turned her gaze to Tian Lin: "My father is in seclusion in the fort. If you believe me, brother Tian, I will give you the antidote formula after my father comes out."

Tian Lin looked at the brother and sister, wondering if they were performing a duet.

But he was really short of 'low-grade wood spirit stones' right now. Seeing that the one he had was about to run out, he urgently needed to find another one.

"I wonder how many antidotes to the Heartache Gu Master Shang has?"

After Tian Lin asked, Master Shang said straightforwardly, "I still have five antidotes for the Heartache Gu. You can come with me to Lianshui Peak to get them."

How could Tian Lin be willing to go with him?

"No thanks. I'm at Daoshan Mountain, waiting for Master Shang to send me the antidote and skills anytime."

Although Shisan Niang was not seriously injured, her face was extremely pale at this moment.

She took out a porcelain bottle from her sleeve, placed it on the table and said, "This is the 'Blood Fire Poison'. I'll ask your Senior Brother Shang to bring the formula to you after I return to Lianshui Peak."

Young Master Shang was worried about Shisan Niang's safety. He half-hugged Shisan Niang and looked at Tian Lin before saying to her, "Sister, I'll take you back to heal your wounds first." After the two of them left, Tian Lin picked up the white porcelain bottle from the table.

He removed the red cloth stopper, revealing the red powder in the bottle, and saw the prompt words:

[Jiaolong Blood: Excellent material for body and alchemy, contains a small amount of fire and gold spiritual energy, is a precious medicine for the auxiliary practice of Shenglong Technique, the medicinal properties are strong, please consume in small amounts]

Tian Lin poured a little of the blood and fire poison powder from the bottle and poured it onto the grass fish.

[Low-grade Dragon Elephant Body Refining Pill, an auxiliary pill required for practicing Dragon Elephant Magical Skills, please take it with the Body Refining Technique]

He sprinkled the powder on the three-legged toad again, stirred it slightly, and then there was another prompt:

[Low-grade Wind Chasing Pill, an auxiliary pill required for practicing Wind Walking Technique, best consumed by cultivators with wind spiritual roots]

After getting two correct results in a row, Tian Lin sprinkled the blood and fire poison in the bottle on the golden arowana next to him.

[Low-quality anti-aging pill, has the effect of nourishing the skin, and can be eaten]

Tian Lin poured the blood and fire poison onto a plate of spicy cabbage, and then heard a "hiss" sound, and the prompt words showed:

[The discarded Wushisan has negligible body-building effects, please consume with caution]

Along with the sound of "hiss", prompts of scrapped pills, powders and pills appeared one after another.

Tian Lin's guess was confirmed, and he was reluctant to waste the blood and fire poison in his hand.

At this time, Mrs. Zhu came in from outside the house and looked at Tian Lin with some concern: "I think Shisan Niang seems to be injured, what happened to you?"

Tian Lin smiled and comforted her:

"These are just small matters, don't worry, sister-in-law. I'd like to trouble you to find two food boxes for me to pack all these dishes."

Not to mention the scrapped elixirs, the other low-grade elixirs such as the [Dragon Elephant Body Refining Pill] and the [Wind Chasing Pill] are of no use to Tian Lin, except for the Rejuvenating Pill which still has some effect on Tian Lin.

But Tian Lin couldn't use them himself, and he couldn't leave these things here for other disciples to eat.

These things are tonics for him, but poisons that can kill others.

The relationship between Zhu Dasao and himself seemed to have become distant, but Tian Lin did not want to cause any trouble for himself or her.

Soon, two food boxes were filled with more than ten dishes, and Tian Lin left with one in each hand.

He threw the discarded pills and the food box down the cliff at the mountain gate, and suddenly heard a voice behind him:
"Don't climb it, don't climb it, this mountain can't be climbed!"

Tian Lin turned his head and saw a young man with disheveled hair shouting and pulling down the errand disciples who were on the first flight of stone steps.

A errand disciple didn't recognize the young man and couldn't help but yelled angrily, "What are you doing? Don't you know that fighting on the stone steps is courting death?"

The young man was completely immersed in his own world, and answered the question irrelevantly: "Get down the mountain quickly, get down the mountain quickly, I will save you. There is no point in climbing this mountain!"

He said he would save people, so he threw these masters directly from the stone steps to the cliff several feet away like chickens.

Hearing the screams of several menial disciples who fell off the cliff, the menial disciples on the stone steps and at the mountain gate were all shocked.

"This is a lunatic, everyone run!"

"It's that Senior Brother Zhong. He went crazy climbing mountains and always advises people not to climb them."

The young man turned his head upon hearing this, looked at the crowd on the stone steps and shouted:

"I'm not crazy, it's this world of cultivation that's crazy! Didn't you read the words written by the founder? Immortals and mortals are forever separated, and humans and ghosts are not allowed to enter!"

(End of this chapter)

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