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She opened her mouth slightly and scolded Lei Hongguang: "Rascal! Lei Hongjun, you have become a little hooligan! You bad guy!"
Lei Hongguang was speechless: "My goodness, who was the first to use the facial cleanser to attack?"
Shirakawa Miwa opened her mouth slightly, knowing that she was the one who broke down first and became anxious.
For a moment, I was speechless.
But the thing women are best at is being unreasonable.
Shirakawa Miwa put her hands on her hips again, pointed at Lei Hongguang and cursed: "I'll let you go crazy first, just wait and see. Sooner or later, I will face you mouth to mouth and spit all over your mouth."
Lei Hongguang followed Shirakawa Miwa's posture and put his hands on his hips, and said confidently: "Okay, I'll wait for the day when you, Mr. Shirakawa, realize your dream. Remember, fill my entire mouth with spit."
"vomit!!!"
After saying this, Lei Hongguang couldn't help but retched.
Shirakawa Miwa also retched at the same time as Lei Hongguang.
Obviously, both of them felt that this joke was somewhat disgusting.
Even Lei Hongguang himself felt that.
Even with his physique, it would be difficult for him to make Shirakawa Miwa-sensei spit in his mouth.
But if we use other liquids to fill Shirakawa Miwa's mouth, such as mineral water or milk, it seems to be very easy given his physique...
Both of them tacitly changed the disgusting topic of spitting saliva and continued to discuss takoyaki.
Shirakawa Miwa pointed at the box on the table and said, "Alright, alright, let's stop talking about those disgusting topics."
"Hurry up and eat your takoyaki before it gets cold."
Lei Hongguang nodded: "Okay, I'll start."
As he spoke, Lei Hongguang picked up an octopus ball, put it in his mouth, took a bite, and then immediately spit it out.
"Oh shit! It's hot, hot, hot!"
Lei Hongguang stretched out his hand and kept waving it in front of his mouth.
Seeing Lei Hongguang's exaggerated reaction, Shirakawa Meiwa frowned slightly, and picked up the takoyaki that had just fallen out of Lei Hongguang's mouth with some disbelief and ate it herself.
Then she frowned and asked Lei Hongguang, "Hey, Lei Hongjun, you are not lying to me. I feel that this takoyaki is not that hot. Why do you look so exaggerated?"
Lei Hongguang did not answer, but pointed at the takoyaki in Shirakawa Meiwa's mouth and said: "I bit half of the one you just ate, and we kissed indirectly."
Shirakawa Miwa opened her beautiful eyes wide and rolled her eyes at him. She opened her pink lips slightly and said unhappily, "Yes, we kissed indirectly. What's the matter? Do you think you've taken advantage of me, your teacher? Then give me the money."
As she spoke, Shirakawa Miwa stretched out her white and tender little hand and made a begging gesture.
Lei Hongguang simply ignored her.
He meows.
The shamelessness of this guy, Shirakawa Miwa, is really increasing day by day, and sometimes it even increases by leaps and bounds.
For example, last time we accidentally kissed each other while drinking water.
At that time, Shirakawa Meiwa's face was so red that it didn't go away for seven or eight minutes.
But now, Teacher Shirakawa Miwa no longer cares about this.
What is indirect kissing?
ha?
You, a high school student, think you're taking advantage of my aunt?
No, it was my aunt who took advantage of you because you are a high school student!
Regarding Shirakawa Miwa's shameless and bad character, Lei Hongguang could only give her a thumbs up and praise her, saying, "Excellent, excellent."
Because Shirakawa Miwa doesn't care about indirect kissing or anything like that.
So recently when the two of us eat together, we always eat mine and I eat yours, and we eat each other's saliva like crazy.
Lei Hongguang could only sigh that Teacher Shirakawa Miwa was a guy whose bottom line would burst once it was crossed.
If he pushed her down one day, she would probably accept it quickly and push him down in return.
But even if she pushed him back, she would still have to maintain the dignity of a teacher and demand to be on top.
Of course, Lei Hongguang also knew that Shirakawa Miwa was not like this to everyone, and it seemed that she was only like this to him. Maybe it was because they had a good relationship, and Shirakawa Miwa also had some feelings for Lei Hongguang, so they felt that they got along well.
In fact, the relationship between the two has gone beyond teacher-student and friend-friend and is in a rather strange position.
Lei Hongguang was too lazy to think about it anymore. He picked up a takoyaki with a fork and put it in his mouth, ready to eat.
But this time, he vomited it out immediately.
"Why is this still so hot? It burns my tongue so much!"
After hearing Lei Hongguang's words again, Shirakawa Meiwa looked at him suspiciously.
"Tell me, is there a possibility that it's not that the takoyaki is too hot, but that there's something wrong with your tongue?"
Lei Hongguang shook his head: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
Shirakawa Miwa said, "Stick out your tongue, let me see it first."
"reo strategy!"
Lei Hongguang stuck out his tongue. Baihe Meiwa glanced at him and nodded smugly: "That's what happened. Your tongue is swollen again, and it's worse than last time. That's why you feel that the takoyaki is hot."
"Tell me the truth, have you been eating seafood again recently?"
Lei Hongguang touched his head and said with a wry smile: "Teacher Baihe is very observant. I really can't hide anything from you."
Shirakawa Miwa asked, "Were you bitten by a scallop again?"
Lei Hongguang nodded: "Yes."
"Yesterday, two scallops took turns pinching my tongue. It hurt so much."
Shirakawa Miwa smiled and said, "Boy, you have to eat seafood in moderation, understand?"
As she spoke, she reached out and touched the head of Lei Hongguang, who was actually more than a head taller than her, like an adult.
Lei Hongguang nodded and agreed: "Okay."
At this time, Shirakawa Miwa suddenly smiled and said, "Um, Lei Hongjun, how about the teacher treat you to seafood some other day?"
"puff!"
Lei Hongguang suddenly bit the takoyaki in his mouth, and the sauce in the takoyaki sprayed out.
Baihe Meiwa looked at Lei Hongguang, whose reaction was a little exaggerated for some reason, in confusion, and asked, "What's wrong? Are you not happy to be treated to a meal?"
Lei Hongguang shook his head and then nodded.
"Let's go fifty-fifty."
You can’t miss seafood.
After all, it is nutritious and juicy.
But you can't eat too much seafood.
Even the most precious double-headed abalone cannot be eaten every day.
The nature of that thing is so cold and gloomy that if people eat too much of it, they will definitely not be healthy.
If you continue to eat and drink like this every day, something bad will happen sooner or later.
But there are exceptions to everything.
Lei Hongguang felt that as long as he continued to add some points, his physique would become stronger, and he would be able to punch Fanma Yongjiro and kick his motherland.
It seems possible to try eating a few more double-headed abalones in that meal.
Seeing Lei Hongguang's serious look, Shirakawa Meiwa laughed out loud, her overly plump breasts shaking: "Hahahaha! I was just kidding, Lei Hongjun, do you really think I want to treat you to seafood?"
"With my teacher's salary, I can't afford to treat you to seafood!"
Seeing the message that mocked Shirakawa Miwa at the first moment, Lei Hongguang was speechless.
It seems like this guy is just talking casually.
Fortunately, he thought about it for a moment.
Lei Hongguang said speechlessly: "Okay, I'll treat you to seafood when I'm free some other day, okay?"
Shirakawa Miwa's eyes lit up and she nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay!"
Lei Hongguang moved his lips slightly but did not say the next sentence.
The seafood I want to treat you to is called geoduck.
After the two of them exchanged a few more insults, they had almost finished eating the takoyaki.
Lei Hongguang also left the office.
Holding a cup of second-hand tea poured from Shirakawa Miwa's teacup, still with her saliva on it, Lei Hongguang walked into the bathroom.
After peeing, wrap the huge thing around your waist.
Lei Hongguang washed his face in front of the sink.
He picked up the water cup and looked in the mirror, but he always felt that something was wrong with himself in the mirror.
"Why do I feel like I have dark circles under my eyes? And there are bloodshot eyes that I've never seen before. This..."
"I think it's the result of indulging in sensual pleasures and excessive joy in recent days."
Lei Hongguang raised the teacup in his hand slightly and fell into deep thought: "I have been hurt by alcohol and sex, and I am so haggard..."
"From today on... I will stop drinking!!!"
Throwing the paper cup in his hand hard onto the ground, Lei Hongguang walked out of the toilet with a sense of righteousness.
……
After walking out of the toilet, Lei Hongguang prepared to go upstairs and return to the classroom.
But when he was going up the stairs, something unexpected happened ahead.
Walking in front of him was a blonde girl wearing a JK short skirt. The skirt was so short that it barely covered her thighs.