Chapter 59 Go to the 2nd floor

Chapter 59 Go to the 2nd floor

Chapter 59 Go to the second floor

Looking around, all I saw were dead earthworms and rotten frogs on the tables in all directions.

The clear soup tasted like horse urine and the cold dishes turned into grass mud.

What they couldn't stand the most was that the roast chicken and pork elbow they were holding and gnawing on just now turned out to be two rotten sheep's head and pig's trotters respectively.

If you look carefully.

One could even vaguely see that there seemed to be buds of flesh moving inside the rotten flesh.

It's really scary to look at and disgusting to smell.

At this moment, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, who had just finished eating the 18 dishes on the table, were vomiting and vomiting all their bitterness:

"Master... why didn't you tell me earlier that it was this thing... ugh... I can't stand it..."

Seeing these two people just find a wooden barrel and vomit in it, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but smile:

"This is all to teach you two a lesson, to let you know that there are some things you can't say casually."

When he said this, Uncle Jiu's expression became serious, and he said seriously:
"I told you guys to watch more, listen more and talk less, but as soon as you saw the fish, meat, wine and food, you all forgot what I said."

"What? Have you really forgotten that I told you that this is the Yin-Yang Inn built at the junction of Yin and Yang?"

"Besides, you know that they are not human but ghosts and spirits, so how dare you eat what they eat?"

This was the lesson he wanted to teach these two guys. If he didn't give them a profound and unforgettable experience, they would never be able to change this bad habit.

From now on, seeing how they are so angry that they are about to vomit their gallbladders, I think they should be more restrained in the future.

It’s okay this time because the two old guys are there to support us. If they really run into the Yin-Yang Inn alone in the future, it will be fatal!

joke!

Do you really think that the food in this Yin Yang Inn is just rotten meat and mud?
There is no order here.

If the waiter hadn't vaguely guessed what they meant, if it weren't for the skills they displayed.

I'm afraid that after these two guys have the meal here today, it won't be as simple as just vomiting.

Seeing Uncle Jiu teaching his apprentice, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were vomiting. Song Feng also spoke in a low voice:
"Qiu Sheng, guess where the meat that the real evil spirits in this Yin Yang Inn eat comes from?"

When he said this, he looked along Qiu Sheng's heart and all the way to his thighs. His horrified gaze made Qiu Sheng dare not even vomit.

I couldn't help but shudder:
"Seventh...Seventh Uncle...what do you mean?"

Looking at the two apprentices whose faces had turned pale with fear, Uncle Jiu looked at Song Feng in tacit understanding, then smiled and said:
"Your Seventh Uncle's meaning is very simple. After all, the Cross Hill in Water Margin also did the same thing."

"The buns made by Sun Erniang are really big, soft and filling..."

After hearing what Uncle Jiu said, how could Qiu Sheng and Wencai, who listened to storytelling every day when they had nothing to do, not know what was going on?
For a moment, the two were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and they couldn't help but gasp:
"hiss……"

"hiss……"

Isn’t this Huangquan Inn too dangerous?
Seeing that the two cowards had learned their lesson, Uncle Jiu nodded and then waved to the waiter in the distance:

"Waiter, bring me a lamp!"

Following Uncle Jiu's greeting, some of the people hidden among the diners subconsciously looked at Uncle Jiu's table.

Looking nakedly with malicious eyes.

Even Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, who were the least advanced in Taoism, could not help but shudder subconsciously:
"Master, you must protect us..."

If I had known, I would have never come. It was scary enough to encounter a ghost occasionally in the town, but there was a large group of ghosts in front of me, and who knows what was in them.

It's so scary!

Looking at these two cowards, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but glare at them fiercely:
"Watch carefully, learn well, and follow my method next time you come across the Yin Yang Inn!"

"If you don't study hard now, you will end up in the mouths of zombies and ghosts one day!"

He finally understood that if he wanted to teach Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, they would not be able to remember anything if he simply taught them theoretically.

We need to often bring them in for practical training and have them do actual combat from time to time, so that they can know clearly what to do and when.

But fortunately, it’s not too late to know it now, and he still has plenty of time to slowly teach his group of apprentices!
While they were chatting.

The waiter who had blush on his face just now lifted his feet off the ground and came to the table like a breeze:

"Dear guest, this is the lamp you requested..."

Look at the waiter who comes and goes quietly, and then look at the space under his feet and his paper-like face.

For a moment, Qiu Sheng and Wencai couldn't help but shudder. Why are there ghosts everywhere?

Looking at the ordinary bamboo lantern that the waiter took from him, Uncle Jiu took it and said:
"I want a four-person room!"

After hearing Uncle Jiu's words, the waiter was startled for a moment, then nodded and floated upstairs:

"Dear guest, please come in~"

Seeing the waiter leading the way from the front, Uncle Jiu stood up and followed.

Seeing Uncle Jiu move, Song Feng's wheelchair also moved automatically without wind, pushing him to catch up with the waiter in front.

I saw that both bosses left.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at each other, and vaguely saw the fear in each other's eyes:

"...Run!" ×2
The two people who couldn't stand the naked malice quickly followed Uncle Jiu's footsteps, fearing that they would be left behind and eaten by ghosts.

Watching the group of four people go upstairs, the fat shopkeeper who had been leaning over the counter to count the bill and was dressed in a clerk's uniform came out with a smile:
"Dear guests, it's getting late and the inn should be closed. Those who are staying here can go upstairs directly. If you have just finished your meal, we should also leave..."

After hearing what the fat boss said, the densely packed guests eating at the table all looked at the boss.

After the two sides confronted each other for a while.

All that could be seen were the many shadows hidden among the guests, which transformed into black air and went up the stairs to the second floor:

"Woo woo woo..."
The rest of the people walked out of the inn cursing.

As soon as I walked out of the Yin-Yang Inn.

The weak guests who were cursing and swearing just now turned into their original forms after rolling on the ground:

"Meow~"

"Guaguagua~"

"Haw..."

In the blink of an eye, the guests who had just gathered together turned into nightingales, frogs, cats, and other wild mountain animals and fled in all directions.

(End of this chapter)