Chapter 61 Report to the Teacher

Chapter 61 Report to the Teacher

Chapter 61 Report to the Teacher
Except for item 14, the notes in the notebook basically do not need to be modified or supplemented.

Article 14 is: [Ketchup will turn into gypsum in the sun (the principle is not yet known).]

He thought for a moment, crossed out [I don’t know the principle yet], and then added:

“The tomato is the heart.”

When he wrote this, he felt a strange dizziness in his brain, as if a certain shackle in his cognition had been opened.

Almost as if by magic, he continued:

“Ketchup is blood plasma.”

As he wrote these two sentences, he felt uncomfortable all over, and a sense of subversion was eroding him like darkness.

He felt that darkness was enveloping him and the world was abandoning him.

He felt like he was sinking. He was sitting on a chair, but both he and the chair began to sink into an endless abyss.

He felt that he was having difficulty breathing. He felt an indescribable and indescribable breath of horror falling from the void and strangling his throat like a pair of invisible hands.

He felt extremely uncomfortable and irritated, so he clenched the pen tightly and began to scribble this sentence.

It looked like a drowning person struggling constantly.

When he completely painted over "Tomato is the heart" and "Ketchup is the plasma", everyone was able to breathe a sigh of relief.

"Huchihuchi..."

He leaned back in his chair, breathing heavily, like a lucky man who had finally pulled himself out of the quagmire after going through untold hardships, trying his best to embrace the beauty of the world.

He looked at the two sentences covered by messy lines on the note, and his eyes narrowed involuntarily. His face was serious, and there was a strange light in his eyes.

"What kind of twisted information is this that cannot even be recorded in words?"

He felt as if writing those two sentences was draining the life out of him.

But he can know that "tomato is the heart" and "ketchup is plasma", and even that "ketchup will turn into plaster in the sun".

But, I know it, but I can’t record it.

It seems that even recording this information has become a taboo.

He stared at the 14th entry for a long time, then picked up his pen and wrote: "The tomato element will attract the attention of students who are not right."

After a pause, he tried again:

"A tomato is not a tomato. There is no tomato at all."

After writing this sentence, he took a deep breath and did not feel any discomfort, so he breathed a long sigh of relief and continued to write:
"15. Cuckolds will attack anyone who tries to leave the student cafeteria."

He hesitated for a moment and thought: "But... Liangzi didn't seem to be attacked..."

He thought about it again and again, and crossed out the word "人" and changed it to "我和体育学生".

"15. The green hats would attack me and the sports students if we tried to leave the student cafeteria."

Then he continued:

"16. Each building seems to exist in an independent space, with the dividing line being a signboard or a street lamp."

"Note: Using street lamp numbers to identify the area should be the most accurate way to identify the area."

“The student dining room in the cafeteria seems to be a separate space, separated by a plastic air curtain.”

Having written this, Lin Yi muttered to himself, "So far, I haven't seen the canteen."

Then he continued:

“17. Be careful with mosses. All mosses on campus are problematic. Don’t stare at them and make associations.”

"18. It takes 5 to 10 minutes to walk from the stadium sign to the stadium. There is only one way. If you leave it, you will walk on a non-existent road."

He paused, hesitated for a moment, and then added:

“That non-existent road seems to lead to the sea.”

"19. Green hats will appear in the gym. (The reason is unknown)"

"20. Boss..."

"Huh? No...why would I write about the boss?" Lin Yi himself was stunned for a moment.

Why do I think of the boss when I mention the gym?
He thought of the boss’s legs, no, the swimsuit, no, the bath towel... oh yes!
The sight of the boss wearing a bath towel and kicking away a cuckold with a Leo kick made him feel so fucking awesome.

"But Boss...is there anything I want to write down on the note?"

Could it be that the boss’s feet are very powerful?
That won't work.

Definitely not.

This is a serious little notebook for taking notes.

He then crossed out "20, Boss...", thought about it carefully, and wrote again:

"20. There is a teaching building called Building D, but Building D doesn't seem to be in this space."

After he finished writing, he flipped through the notebook again and suddenly realized something.

I don't know since when, he...actually accepted the abnormality of the campus? !

There are spatial problems on campus. There is an "inner world" that does not belong to the "surface world", and there is also a "non-existent world" that I don't know if it belongs to the "inner world"...

These things are totally illogical. No, more than being illogical, they are simply inexplicable and incomprehensible.

But...when did he start to accept this fact?
When did he start to... "adapt" to this incomprehensible thing?

K……

"Since I stopped trying to understand the rules?"

He was silent.

There was silence for a long time.

Then, he turned to the note No. 4 that he had crossed out (the note No. 4 that he had crossed out read: "4. Is there a basement in the teaching building...?"), and then he turned back to note No. 20 and added:
“The teaching building has a basement, but it is not known under what circumstances the stairwell leading to the basement can appear.”

After finishing writing, he suddenly thought of something and took out from his pocket the student code of conduct that he had memorized very well but the more he read it, the more unfamiliar it seemed to him. He flipped through it over and over again, then held his chin in his hand, thinking.

Wei Liang, who was standing nearby, had his face pressed against a classic nosebleed action comic, his hands tearing at the pages, his eyes narrowed, trying to see through the cracks in the book to see into the inner world of some character.

After a fruitless spy, Wei Liang shook his head and sighed with regret. Then he found that Lin Yi was actually in a daze, and couldn't help but wonder: "Old Lin, why are you in a daze with this student code?"

Lin Yi narrowed his eyes and said thoughtfully: "I'm thinking about something."

"Dan said: It's okay." Wei Liang said.

Lin Yi said: "It's about the cafeteria lady who ordered the wrong food."

"Oh my god!" Wei Liang exclaimed, causing many people around him to look at him strangely. "It's not appropriate to say weird things at this time!"

Lin Yi shook his head and said, "Oh, it's not that kind of wrong!"

"I originally thought it was the rules in the Student Code, but after looking it up, I realized I remembered it wrong. It should be something written in the Canteen Code..."

He folded up the student rules and put them away.

Wei Liang perked up: "You mean?"

"Canteen rules, Article 8, do you remember it?" Lin Yi asked. Wei Liang was slightly startled.

Wei Liang was slightly startled.

Wei Liang was stunned again and again.

Then he showed a look of sudden realization: "Oh! You mean... that! That, that!"

"If you don't remember, just say you don't remember..." Lin Yi interrupted.

Wei Liang's mouth twitched slightly: "..."

"You still understand me... Well, oops, I just don't remember! You know, I just glanced over the cafeteria rules."

He shrugged.

Lin Yi curled his lips: "Do you think I believe it?"

Wei Liang lowered his shoulders.

Lin Yi said: "Article 8 of the canteen rules says..."

[When purchasing food, if you find that the employee in the blue bib has put food containing tomato ingredients in your meal, please do not remind him that he has made a mistake (the word "do not" is emphasized).

But after you take the plate, please go directly to the tableware recycling area and pour all the food into the recycling bin, and then go to another meal purchasing window to buy food.

During this process, please remember his employee number and inform the class teacher after returning to the teaching building. 】

"According to the canteen rules, I need to tell my homeroom teacher the badge numbers of the two canteen ladies after returning to the teaching building..."

"Then go and tell them." Wei Liang spread his hands and glanced at the pendulum clock. "It's only 19:00 now. You still have time to go. After all, you are the teacher with beautiful legs and black stockings that you have always dreamed of. I won't compete with you for this good job."

"After all, you know that I like cute lolita with white stockings... Oh, a girl is fine too. Well, if that's not possible, I can accept a mature lady with white stockings..."

Lin Yi's face turned serious.

Wei Liang suddenly realized something and said quickly: "Oh, right, right, I was wrong, I was wrong... You are now under the care of the boss, tut tut tut! Tut tut tut! You really make me... tut tut tut!"

"Okay, shut up, Tsk Tsk Man." Lin Yi said speechlessly, "I'll get ready first and then go."

"What are you preparing for? There's a saying that goes 'Young men are still young and want to show off their talents'. If you don't go now, when will you go?" Wei Liang pulled him up from the chair with a wicked smile, then pushed him down the classroom.

"Go, go, go!" Wei Liang said with a grin, as if he was sending his good brother to the bridal chamber...sending his good brother to the bridal chamber.

Lin Yi reluctantly came to the classroom door and reached out to hold the door handle.

"Hey!" Wei Liang's voice came from the classroom, as loud as Tarzan shouting "Oh~Oh~Oh~Oh~~".

Lin Yi turned around helplessly, only to see Wei Liang holding his booklet and waving it over there: "Lend you a piece of paper!"

"Use it, use it, use it!" Lin Yi said unhappily, reaching out and pushing open the door of the classroom.

"squeak--"

The door slowly opened, and the not-too-thick fog eagerly came in from the corridor, but as soon as it came in, it was immediately broken into pieces by the temperature in the classroom.

He looked at the pendulum clock on the wall, then opened the door and walked out.

"bump!"

The classroom door was closed, as if it was completely isolated from the outside world.

Watching Lin Yi walk out of the classroom, Wei Liang opened Lin Yi's notes to the last page, then put away the playful look on his face. He held the pen, as if he had gone through thousands of mental tortures, and finally put pen to paper, writing down a short sentence.

After writing, he tore off the paper, folded it carefully, and put it together with his student ID card.

After doing all this, he put the booklet back on Lin Yi's desk and continued to read his H comics.

From beginning to end, he didn't even glance at the note written by Lin Yi.

……

X023年5月7日，19:02。

The first thing Lin Yi did when he left the classroom was to glance down at his watch.

The time on the watch and the time on the classroom clock are both 19:02.

"19:02... So far so good." He thought to himself.

Wei Liang is not with him now, so he has to be careful.

An evening breeze blew, and the cold breath pricked his skin like ice needles, making him shiver uncontrollably.

He glanced outside the teaching building. The irregularly arranged street lights were now all lit up. The orange-yellow light curtains opened up one area after another in the dark night, giving people a comfortable feeling.

But outside the light curtain, the green forest belt twisted and swayed with the fog, and in the place where light and shadow blended, there seemed to be dark figures wandering around like lonely ghosts.

He quickly withdrew his gaze and came to the head teacher's office.

Just before he reached out to knock on the door, he cautiously looked up at the office door... Damn, the office door number was gone!

"You fucking bastard..." Lin Yi's pupils shrank slightly, and he felt a chill on his back.

An office door without a door number is like a class teacher without a name badge; it is untrustworthy.

But he was not absolutely sure...whether the suspended door of Class 2, Group B, was still there behind him after it left his sight.

"My name is Lin Yi, my student number is X0230506098... My class is Group B, Class 2, my class is Group B, Class 2..."

"My name is Lin Yi, my student number is X0230506098... My class is Group B, Class 2, my class is Group B, Class 2..."

"My name is Lin Yi..."

He slowly took a step back... following his memory, he slowly placed his hand to the position of the door handle in his memory, and then gently tested the air.

He held his breath and became extremely nervous.

The mist spread over the backs of his feet and flooded the steps like a tide. A strange and cold feeling began to invade him, and goose bumps appeared all over his arms.

In the mist, there seemed to be some strange calls and songs, as if... there was also the sound of the sea tide, coming intermittently...

Finally, Lin Yi grabbed the door handle.

The sound of the tide disappeared completely, and the strange feeling that was entangled like tentacles was also swept away.

But he did not rush to press the doorknob. Instead, he looked up at the classroom doorplate first.

"Team B, Class 2."

"Haha... don't try to plot against me!" He secretly breathed a sigh of relief, pushed open the door and walked into the classroom.

The moment he entered the door, a warm feeling enveloped him.

He walked into the classroom, closed the door, then held the door handle again and said silently in his heart:

"Next to Group B Class 2 is the homeroom teacher's office..."

"Next to Group B Class 2 is the homeroom teacher's office..."

"It's the homeroom teacher's office..."

He opened the door, then cautiously stepped half a foot out, then leaned half of his body out, like a turtle exposing its head, and looked at the doorplate of the office next to him.

"Teacher's Office (small words on the side: Group B, Class 2)"

Thanks to the book friend "顺流而下666666" for the reward! !
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(End of this chapter)