Chapter 63: Liver stewed with tree branches
Chapter 63: Liver stewed with tree branches
"Huang Er, wake up quickly, something big has happened!"
The brass oil lamp was shaken awake, and said in a daze: "Did the magic tree run away?"
"It went into the kidney temple, and I was the one in trouble."
"What can happen to you?"
“I lost both of my kidneys.”
"what?"
Brass Oil Lamp widened his eyes and had no time to talk nonsense. He stared at Chen Huangpi's body.
Looking at it, it turned out to be true.
The two kidneys disappeared, and in their place was an ancient temple shaped like a kidney.
"Where are your kidneys?"
"It was there just now, but now I don't know where it is."
Chen Huangpi looked pale.
He remembered clearly that when he offered sacrifices to the Kidney Temple, the two kidneys were still in his body.
When the magic tree was taken into the Kidney Temple, its two kidneys were still there.
But it happened that after the kidney temple entered the body.
Both kidneys are gone.
The brass oil lamp said uncertainly, "Perhaps, it's because your five internal organs refining method has already refined it into a kidney temple and invited the gods in, so you don't need two kidneys anymore? So it disappeared?"
Chen Huangpi added: "But my energy is gone too."
"Essence is produced by the two kidneys. If the kidneys are gone, the essence will certainly be gone too."
The brass oil lamp said this, and he couldn't help but believe it a little.
You can see how pitiful Chen Huangpi looks.
It really feels so distressed.
So the brass oil lamp comforted him, "Don't worry, think positively. Although you have lost your vitality and two kidneys, your kidney temple is intact. There is no point in keeping it. Just think of it as being eaten by a dog."
"What did you say?!"
Chen Huangpi's voice was full of disbelief, and he wished he could strangle the brass oil lamp to death.
What do you mean by just treat it as if it was eaten by a dog?
Even if he was really eaten by a dog, he would press the dog's two kidneys onto his own body. He absolutely could not just die like that.
Besides, without his kidneys, his vitality was gone too.
He only knows two moves in total.
Tai Sui kills demons with one move, it is sword energy.
A move to tame a dog is a skill.
Without energy, both methods are useless.
At this moment.
The brass oil lamp also came back to life.
Yes, Chen Huangpi has lost his energy and his means.
He can no longer use the Dog Taming Sutra.
But I can still use it.
"Chen Huangpi, the Shiwandashan Mountains are very dangerous, right?"
"Yes what's the matter?"
The brass oil lamp said to Chen Huangpi seriously: "You have no vitality now, and you are even weaker than when you just started practicing. If you encounter an evil spirit, you will be a piece of cake."
"Xie Yi won't feel sorry for you losing two kidneys."
Hearing this, Chen Huangpi agreed and said, "You are right, Xie Yi will not feel sorry for me, only Master feels sorry for me the most."
The brass oil lamp said hurriedly: "And I, Huang Er, feel sorry for you too!"
"really?"
Chen Huangpi looked the brass oil lamp up and down.
Huang Er has been my playmate since childhood.
They have a deep affection for each other.
And they understand each other well, and they know what to fart when they stick their butts out.
Chen Huangpi sneered and said, "I think you want to be a pet owner, right?"
The brass oil lamp said, "Alas, this is just a temporary measure. I am purely doing this to protect you. When you return from your training, I will definitely give you the position of the master."
"Please, can you please pass me the first volume of the Dog Taming Sutra?"
"Don't even think about it!"
Chen Huangpi said with great vigilance: "If you were me, would you pass it to me?"
"Of course I will!"
The brass oil lamp said seriously: "You and I are as close as brothers, are you not even as good as the first volume of the Dog Taming Manual?"
"Since you can't use it anymore, why not give it to me and let me use it!"
It really wanted to ride on Chen Huangpi.
Until now, it still can't forget the complicated feeling of asking it to change into a dog, but ended up turning itself into a dog.
Now, it’s time to take charge!
"Yellow skin, times have changed!"
"Huang Er! I am the owner!"
Chen Huangpi became furious and subconsciously started to practice the dog-taming technique.
The brass oil lamp sensed it.
But it was not panicked. Instead, it waited calmly to see Chen Huangpi make a fool of himself.
Available in the next second.
The brass oil lamp couldn't laugh.
The Dog Taming Sutra is divided into two volumes.
What Chen Huangpi practices is the upper volume, which is the main sutra.
Huang Erlian practiced the second volume, which is the dog-running manual.
At this moment, the brass oil lamp suddenly felt the dog meridian in its body start to work.
In the blink of an eye, the body of its lamp became long and narrow, and its hands and feet also changed and grew claws.
The head even turned into a dog's head.
As soon as he opened his mouth, he heard a frightened dog barking.
"This……"
Chen Huangpi felt something in his heart and immediately sank his mind into his body.
He suddenly realized that although his two kidneys were gone, the endless flow of essence between his kidneys was also gone.
However, a faint smell suddenly appeared in the liver.
The breath was very weak, so weak that it was almost unnoticeable.
But it does exist.
Moreover, it is endless like essence and as if it has life. Once it appears, it will circulate over and over again, constantly building the liver temple.
Different from the essence of the kidneys.
The essence of the liver is yellow-green.
This is also essence.
Chen Huangpi opened his eyes and sneered at the brass oil lamp: "Huang Er, you just called me Huangpi, right?"
"Hahaha!"
The brass oil lamp laughed three times and said, "Master, you must have heard it wrong."
Then he continued, "You lost both kidneys, so your body will definitely have problems. It's normal that you can't hear clearly, etc..."
"Look, there's something growing in your ear."
The brass oil lamp suddenly froze. It saw a branch sticking out of Chen Huangpi's ear, then suddenly retracting.
Chen Huangpi sneered: "Do you think I will believe you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt his ears suddenly itchy.
Subconsciously, I wanted to reach out and take it.
Then the smile on his face disappeared.
"Huang Er..."
"Yes, it's a branch of the magic tree."
……
Half an hour later.
In the guest room, the Fox Mountain God slowly woke up.
It just felt like its whole body was about to break into pieces.
The pain is so severe that I can’t help myself.
"Granny Yu..."
The Fox Mountain God instinctively called upon his temple priest.
A series of events happened last night, but its believers stayed in the guest room and nothing happened.
One by one, all of them saved their lives.
Although there weren't many people.
But some people can offer sacrifices to the Fox Mountain God, which can keep it alive.
At this time, Yubaba responded to its call.
The Fox Mountain God asked, "Where are you? I seem to have seen a temple, but I suddenly fainted before I entered. Did you take me back to the guest room?"
"It's Chen Huangpi, not me."
"It's him?"
The Fox Mountain God was touched: "Okay, okay, the yellow-skinned boy has a conscience. My incense was not sucked in vain. Wherever he is, I will go and thank him."
Gratitude is fake, being a dog is real.
If you want to live a more comfortable life in Jingxian Temple, you can only hold on to Chen Huangpi's thighs.
Otherwise, he might have been sucked to death by that existence one day.
Tangbaba's tone was complicated: "I am leading people to rebuild the village at the foot of the mountain. I don't know where Chen Huangpi is now. But he and the strange lantern carried the master to the kitchen earlier, so maybe he is still there."
……
In the kitchen of Jingxian Temple.
The brass oil lamp grew eight hands, one of which held a bucket of water and handed it to Chen Huangpi who was standing on the huge stove.
The master, who had two heads and wore a purple, white and green Taoist robe, stood upright in the pot.
There was no way, the master was too tall and his body was stiff.
It can't be put in horizontally, so I can only put it vertically.
As bucket after bucket of water poured into the pot and spread to both necks, Chen Huangpi finally stopped.
If it passes through his mouth, Master will definitely choke when he wakes up.
"Add more wood to start the fire!"
"Oh oh oh..."
Brass Oil Lamp hurriedly picked up the firewood and stuffed it into the fire.
In the blink of an eye, a fire was started.
Previously, branches of the magic tree grew out of Chen Huangpi's ears.
This made him very uneasy.
He knew that he was gifted, and as he grew up, he would grow other things besides emitting black smoke.
But this is a branch of the magic tree.
It has nothing to do with him.
He was an outsider, and the Five Internal Organs Spirit Refining Method was passed down to him by his master. He could only find a way to wake his master up quickly and ask him what was going on.
The brass oil lamp was also in a panic.
But the panic is not the same as Chen Huangpi.
The magic tree has entered the kidney temple, so it doesn’t matter if it grows some branches. It is impossible to hurt Chen Huangpi.
Don't even think about running out of it.
It was panicked because Chen Huangpi was going to stew the master of the temple.
"Is your method really useful?"
The brass oil lamp was burning vigorously, and he couldn't help but say to Chen Huangpi: "You used poison to fight poison and overturned the temple master's medicine. Now you are stewing the temple master again. I suspect you are crazy and want to eat the temple master!"
"What are you talking about?"
Chen Huangpi said seriously: "Insanity is a minor poison. The pill I refined is a major poison. Major poisons overcome minor poisons. It is correct to fight poison with poison. It's just that the poison is too strong."
"Master is old and his digestion is not good."
"I put Master in the pot to stew him now, in order to force out the poison in his body, so that Master can wake up."
It sounds like this is indeed the case.
But the brass oil lamp felt something was wrong, so he said, "You are well versed in pharmacology. Although I don't know as much as you do, I also know that there are detoxification pills. Why don't you make one of those?"
"You think I don't want to?"
Chen Huangpi took out the Seventy-Two Secret Pills and said, "There is no detoxifying pill here. I am not a quack doctor. Can I make it up out of thin air?"
Making elixirs is not like treating someone to a dinner.
It’s not about writing books or painting.
It is what it is. How can you make the elixir without a recipe?
Chen Huangpi has given Master a lot of medicine over the years, but he always followed the prescription completely. At most, he increased the dosage, but he never added more or less herbs.
"You have lost the seventy-two secret pills."
The brass oil lamp said fearfully, "Xu Qingshan has already become evil. He must have had bad intentions in giving you this recipe."
“Perhaps, the reason why the temple master is like this is because of this pill recipe.”
Although Chen Huangpi's method of refining the elixir may not be correct.
But after refining the Sky Poison Pill, it would be even more wrong to turn the temple master's medicine over.
Moreover, after the temple master took the elixir, he was dyed green and grew another head.
They are clearly the Great Master and the Second Master.
The brass oil lamp is remembered very clearly.
Before the master of the temple was drugged, he shouted, "Third brother, you are playing dirty tricks."
It must be the master of three views who is behind this.
But the master of three views has never come out, so why would he do this?
Think so.
The brass oil lamp suddenly understood something.
"Chen Huangpi, do you remember the last time we entered the old temple, when the Jiuli Bell was suddenly struck?"
"of course I remember."
Upon hearing this, Chen Huangpi said without thinking: "At that time, I thought it was Master who rang the Jiuli Bell to save us, but no matter how I shouted, Master did not respond to me."
“That might be the Three Views Master.”
The brass oil lamp said in a complicated tone: "I suspect that the Third Master has been suppressed by the Great Master and the Second Master in the Old Temple. When you wake up the Master, the Third Master will come out."
Today's second chapter update, sorry it's a bit late.
Yesterday, after I sorted out the original plot outline, I wrote 61 chapters and made major revisions to 60 chapters. Then I had to go to bed, or I would die suddenly.
I took a nap again at noon today and I feel refreshed now.
I'll finish this chapter quickly so that everyone can enjoy it.
Although it is only two chapters, it has nearly 7,000 words. It will definitely be a hit when it goes on the shelves next week.
(End of this chapter)