Chapter 67 Water God Judgment 4 Gods 4
Navelette: Finally, let us welcome the fourth suspect of the accused, Nashida from Xumi.
[Nilu: What crime could Lord Grass God have committed? ]
【Kong: This... I guess it's child labor. 】
[Nilu: Ah? But isn't Lord Kusagami 500 years old? ]
【Sora: But Nashida still has the body of a child.】
But Nashida was very calm and even did some card tricks in the dock.
Narvelette: Lady Narcita, the court in Fontaine is a serious occasion and cat's tangle is prohibited during the trial.
After hearing what Villette said, Nashida became obedient and stopped playing with the fancy ropes. However, she used her power to swing on the spot.
NAVILLETTE: ...and no swinging either.
Nashida: Mr. Grand Inquisitor, I am just a child. It is reasonable and logical for me to like playing cat's tangle and swinging on the swing.
[Kiana: That's right, I also like swinging. ]
Navilette: In terms of universal reason, yes, then this trial specifically allows you to swing.
Navrette: Lady Fernina, you may now state the charges against Lady Narcida.
Fernina: I am accusing Narcida of illegal child labor.
[Nilu: Huh? The traveler really guessed it right. ]
Nashida: I don’t remember doing such a thing. Which child laborer did I employ?
Furninha: You hired yourself.
When Furninna said this, Nashida was confused. Can she hire someone else and then hire herself?
Narcida: Myself?
Funina: The work of gods is very heavy. Isn't it a sin that you force yourself, a child, to work every day?
[Kong: Hey, Fu Nina, let's just say that among the five gods I know, you are an actor, so it doesn't count. There are only four gods. Do you know what they usually do? ]
[Funina: Huh? Isn't it like Villette, who processes documents all day long?]
[Kong: Hey~ Let me tell you this, the wind god of Mondstadt, Venti, is a well-known drunkard. Go to Mondstadt and ask around. Anyone who is not in the live broadcast room will know that there is a bard who likes to drink. You can also look at the history of Mondstadt to see if he has ever managed Mondstadt's government affairs.]
[Wendy: Hey! 】
[Kong: Okay, let's talk about Liyue's Geogod now. Except for those in the chat group who know that Zhongli is Morax, people outside only know that he is a guest official of the Hall of Rebirth. Now he has faked his death and escaped. Even if he was not faked dead before and was still alive, you can ask the people of Liyue if they can only see Zhongli once a year during the annual Summoning Immortal Ceremony, which is equivalent to him working one day a year.]
[Walnut: It seems to be true.]
[Sora: Let’s talk about Inazuma’s Thunder God. This one is even more powerful. He has basically not been in charge of Inazuma’s government affairs since 500 years ago. He created a puppet with thoughts to manage Inazuma, and he ran to the Isshin Pure Land and locked himself in a small dark room. ]
[Kamisato Ayaka: What? The general we saw was a puppet? ]
【Kujo Sara: Impossible! 】
[Yae Shinko: Oh! Look how anxious little Sara is. Ying, aren't you going to come out and explain? ]
[Lei Movie: Huh? What's there to explain? If you want to know, why don't you just ask the general?]
【General Thunder: ……】
[Kong: Okay, Fontaine Fufu, you already know about this, so I won’t say more. Xumi’s Little Grass God is the only god I know who rules on his own! You want her to slack off like Zhongli and the others! ]
[Funina: Uh~ It’s just a second creation, don’t take it so seriously, hehe. ]
[Nashida: Yeah! I already know how I will be judged in the video. ]
Nashida: Although I look like a child, I am over five hundred years old and strictly speaking I am not a child.
[Nashida: Already lost.]
[March 7: Huh? No, if you are 500 years old, you are not employing child labor!]
[Nashida: In the beginning of the video, I said that I was a child so I could swing on the swing in the court, but now I say that I am not a child. Isn’t that deceiving everyone in the court? ]
【March 7: Oh~ So that’s how it is.】
Furninna: Is that true? Do you remember what you said half a minute ago?
"Mr. Grand Inquisitor, I'm just a child. It's reasonable and logical for me to like playing cat's tangle and swinging on the swing."
Nashida thought about what she had just said and ended up getting herself into trouble.
Furninna: Hahaha, what a dramatic scene. The bullet that was supposed to be used for counterattack caused fatal injuries to himself. Mr. Supreme Judge, the noble and respected Supreme Judge over there, in your opinion, can you now...
Navilette: Guilty!
Furnin: (Great! Great victory, great victory! I am indeed the most powerful god.)
Finnina was so happy and proud in her heart, after all, she had judged the gods of four countries at once. However, she didn't know that she would not be so proud soon.
Navilette: Then let's begin the fifth round of trials today.