Chapter 69 Bai Bufan Really Deserves to Die
Chapter 69 Bai Bufan Really Deserves to Die
"Bufan, if we don't go home until Saturday night during the autumn outing, will you still go?" Lin Li asked directly when Bai Bufan returned to the classroom and sat next to him.
Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li, yawned, and replied, "Zhuo Yongfei asked you too? I plan to wait and see. If it takes up Saturday, I will definitely be a little hesitant. It would be so much more comfortable to go home and sleep and play games. I tend not to want to go."
"That's great that you want to go." Lin Li nodded with relief.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Are you blind? What I just said is that I don't want to go." Bai Bufan's pronunciation was extremely clear this time.
"You want to go, right?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with a smile in a gentle tone.
"..."
Lin Li's eyes revealed the strange look of the fish in the reading comprehension passage of the college entrance examination. Looking at this scene, Bai Bufan swallowed his saliva and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice:
"I want to go. I really want to go. I must go. Who said an overnight autumn outing is bad? This overnight autumn outing is great!"
It turns out that if I don’t go on the autumn outing next weekend, I can forget about going on the autumn outing this weekend.
Lin Li's weird smile immediately turned into a warm smile, and he patted Bai Bufan's shoulder with satisfaction:
"Very good. Then the burden of persuading the other five people in your dormitory to go without any special reasons will be placed on you. Arigato Feiyangyangsan."
OK, at this point, the task assigned to me by the squad leader is almost completed.
I am such a genius.
go to bed.
Lin Li was about to lie down on the table to take a nap when Bai Bufan forcibly pulled him back. Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's collar and asked with wide eyes:
"You are just standing there with your dam. No, Zhuo Yongfei is controlling you with a remote control? Let me touch your butt. I want to see what's stuffed in it!"
"You're so cunning," Lin Li slapped Bai Bufan's hand away and explained, "It has nothing to do with Zhuo Yongfei. I haven't even spoken to him today."
Bai Bufan thought about it for a while and came to a new conclusion: "Everything was ordered by the squad leader? The squad leader is the one who controls you?"
After all, the only one who stayed with Lin Li at noon was Chen Yuying.
"That's about right. She hopes that as many people as possible can participate in this autumn outing so that everyone can have fun together before the classes are divided." Lin Li nodded.
"What benefits did she promise you?" Bai Bufan asked hesitantly.
"What benefits do you need for this? The squad leader's purpose is good from any angle. As a good young man of the new era, it is my unshirkable responsibility. It's really inhuman to ask for benefits for such a request." Lin Li said contemptuously.
"That's the truth, but Lin Li, you are unreasonable. How about this, you swear an oath with the chicken roll?" Bai Bufan smiled.
One trick is fresh, eat all over the sky.
"I swear on the chicken roll that I really have no intention of accepting any benefits from the squad leader." Lin Li sneered.
It won’t work for me this time!
In fact, my initial refusal at noon was just a joke. Even if Chen Yuying didn't use the beauty trick, I would have agreed. But there was a difference: I wouldn't issue a military order.
I would probably just tell everyone that I want to play with them during the autumn outing, and there wouldn't be anything else I could do.
Unfortunately, Lin Li’s language games could not fool Bai Bufan, who sneered: “I want you to swear that you will not receive the benefits!”
Mastering the stick, but aiming for the yard.
"Then again, if the squad leader forces benefits on me and I don't accept them, wouldn't that be disrespectful to her?" Lin Li did not hide it.
"So you fucking gave this difficult task to me, but all the benefits promised by the Imperial Army went to you, the middleman, for kickbacks? Are you treating me like a beast?" Bai Bufan was angry.
"Ah."
"?"
Looking at Lin Li who nodded and said "yes", Bai Bufan scratched his ears, suspecting that he was hallucinating.
"You can still fucking say it!?"
"Are you just nodding your head so calmly to admit that I am an animal in your heart?"
"Ah."
"Fuck you! Lin Li, unless you give me some of the benefits, I won't do it even if you threaten me with the autumn outing! Animals also have self-esteem!" Bai Bufan folded his arms and said firmly.
Lin Li looked embarrassed.
"Bufan, do you really want me to share the benefits with you?" Lin Li asked tentatively.
"Can it really be divided? Yes, yes, yes!" Bai Bufan immediately nodded frequently.
"Okay." Lin Li nodded, took a deep breath, and seemed to have made an important decision.
Under Bai Bufan's expectant gaze, he saw Lin Li grabbing the hem of his clothes.
Bai Bufan: “?”
What is this for?
"Bufan geigei~ help me~~" Clips are everywhere online.
Many years later, whenever Bai Bufan recalled this moment, he couldn't tell what he was thinking at the time. The mystery of the universe? The true meaning of life? The end of mathematics? The derivation of physics? It seemed to be all of them, but it also seemed to be none of them.
But he remembered clearly that after the brain crash ended, his own reaction was:
"Lin Li, fuck you, you idiot, what are you doing? Were you bitten by Zhou Baowei? Give your mother rabies!"
——Bai Bufan retreated two meters with his chair, and the chair and the ground made a loud scream.
Because of Chen Yuying's previous experience, Lin Li had anticipated Bai Bufan's current reaction. Therefore, although he couldn't help feeling a little sad, he remained calm. He spread his hands innocently and sighed:
"You asked me to share some of the benefits with you, and I am sharing them with you. I am really disappointed with your reaction."
Bai Bufan's expression froze again.
This seems to contain some information.
Analyze it.
He moved his chair and himself back to the desk, his expression dull, his eyes unfocused as he stared ahead. He stretched out a hand and pressed Lin Li lightly: "Stop arguing, I'm grilling."
Lin Li nodded: "Remember to add more spicy."
Half a minute later, Bai Bufan finally figured out the cause and effect. He turned his head mechanically and looked at Lin Li with an expression of disbelief: "Is it what I thought? Did the squad leader use a honey trap?"
Lin Li smiled and nodded, what a smart guy.
"So you call the action just now, which can be regarded as the first of the ten cruel tortures of the Qing Dynasty, "give me some of the benefits?" Bai Bufan laughed, and this time it was a real laugh.
"First of all, I hope you can respect me a little. I'm already trying very hard to hold it." Lin Li felt that he was not respected. "Secondly, if you are really not satisfied, I can ask the squad leader to come over and give you some, right?"
"No, no, no!" Bai Bufan waved his hands in panic.
Others might stand at attention excitedly if pulled by Chen Yuying, but Bai Bufan would probably die stiffly.
"There's nothing I can do about it. You don't want it yourself." Lin Li shrugged even more innocently, his sigh mixed with a strong smile.
Even Yanquan could not describe Bai Bufan's complicated expression at this moment.
Completely controlled.
After a long while, he finally sighed resignedly: "Let me briefly explain it to you. Just say that you and I will both go, and it will be more fun if everyone goes, but I can't guarantee anything."
"Okay, no problem." Lin Li nodded.
Bai Bufan was not convinced, so he could just go and persuade him again tomorrow or before leaving next weekend. At most, he could offer him some benefits.
You can't let your good animals die of exhaustion.
We need to sustainably exhaust all the resources.
"But Lin Li, you have to promise me one thing. You are never allowed to be a pliers again." Bai Bufan said seriously.
Lin Li: "..."
…After school today, since there was no need to explore other places for the time being, Lin Li went straight home.
Opening the phone, Song Luping still hadn't sent the document to himself. It can only be said that he is a qualified office worker who strictly sticks to the DDL and never sends it early.
Lin Li didn't want to urge them either, so if it wasn't sent by Friday night, he could tentatively ask if they encountered any difficulties.
It's a rare night when I get home early.
It's time to explore for treasure.
"Lin Li: Please send me the verification code, orz."
"Bai Bufan: 06017, treat it well and be gentle when using it, or I will feel bad or2."
"Lin Li: OK, rz."
"Bai Bufan: Are you scolding me for being smart? Then I'm going to change my password."
"Lin Li: Same as orz and or2, kneeling on the ground, but rz is a Louis XVI special edition."
"Bai Bufan: That's enough, isn't it? Is this fun? There has to be a limit to the joke of hell, right? 'Sweating soybeans'?"
"Lin Li: You didn't let him go either."
After exiting WeChat, Lin Li scanned the QR code and logged into Bai Bufan's cloud disk account on his computer.
It's really like a rat in the granary.
Bai Bufan actually organized all the resources in great detail.
Regular, game, real person, non-real person.
Skipping the regular parts that no one would even read, Lin Li clicked on the game first. Unexpectedly, Bai Bufan also classified the games into categories: masterpiece, excellent, okay, average, and shit.
There are even subdivisions inside. Lin Li clicked on the non-Japanese style, and the ones that caught his eye were Virtue, Tutor, Agent 17...
Lin Li added these compressed packages to the download queue one by one, but paused the downloading.
They are not my goal tonight, and I will have the opportunity to critically appreciate them one by one later.
Clicking on the masterpieces inside the real person, there are not many here, and Lin Li's eyes are attracted by a highly recommended folder label.
VTCC-410【4K restoration】【with subtitles】.
Clicking on the preview picture next to it, Lin Li smiled. It was the type he liked, and he had indeed never seen it before.
I decided on this one tonight. 11.4G, which is reasonable for 4K, and the license plate number is definitely not like those amazing movies I remember. No problem.
After clicking download, Lin Li began to make preparations before the battle. Although he had membership, it would still take a long time to download 11.4G.
"Wet wipes, check! Trash can, check! Water heater switch for after-shower, check! Curtains, check! Lights, check! Immersive sound system, check! Pants, check!"
After finishing all the preparations, Lin Li sat in front of the computer chair and clicked on the decompression button. No decompression password is required! Decompression was successful!
Play!
"Live Baccarat Casino, beautiful croupiers, online card dealing! Click to get a 1,000 free to start..."
Yes, that’s right! That’s exactly what it tasted like! Lin Li watched the voice disappear, and the computer screen went black. The main text he had been looking forward to was about to begin.
"Baby Bus!"
"From today on I will go to the toilet by myself, Mom and Dad please don't look down on me~~"
Lin Li's smile froze.
He was dumbfounded when he saw a stupid animated bear singing in the toilet on his big-screen computer.
"BabyBus taught me the secret of going to the toilet. I can't wait to go to the toilet~~"
Lin Li's eyes were fixed on the upper left corner of the screen.
CCTV14 Children's Channel.
Lin Li pulled the progress bar.
"Hey Uncle Long!"
"Hey Jade... Jade! Why are you here? Isn't Tohru watching over you?"
"Haha, hahaha, hahaha!" Lin Li laughed heartily, as if he had found his childhood again.
"Fuck you VTCC-410!"
“Bai Bufan, I beep your mother’s beep, you really beep beep beep…”
……
Nansang Middle School, dormitory.
"Lin Li: "Voice" 60s"
Upon seeing this news, Bai Bufan smiled with relief, feeling that his careful planning had paid off.
I originally wanted to make a file of 80 or 90G, but it would be too easy to find flaws, what a pity.
"Lin Li: You like going to the bathroom? I'm going to shove an umbrella up your ass and open it!"
"Lin Li: I fucking know you're watching!"
As if knowing that the other party wouldn't listen, Lin Li sent a message instead.
After setting his messages to do not disturb, Bai Bufan smiled and squirmed like a maggot when he thought of Lin Li's current appearance.
Let you pinch! Let you geigei! Let you share my benefits like this!
Then the bed board was kicked, and Zhou Baowei, who was on the lower bunk, scolded: "It is forbidden to visit the Taoist temple at night."
"First of all, it's even more inappropriate in the daytime. Secondly, I'm not in the mood for it. I just thought that I, a geigei, would have no interest at all now. I'm too happy!"
Zhou Baowei: “?”
What a mental illness.
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Good news: there is a system.
Bad news: The system didn’t take me with it when it traveled through time.
Good news: the system can still be contacted.
Bad news: This system mission is not right...
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Dang Jun looked at the system task he had received:
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【Ding! 】
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(End of this chapter)