Chapter 70 [046] Stuck in the Shower Room
Chapter 70 [046] Stuck in the Shower Room
After entering the shower room, Qin Jiandan quickly took off his clothes and threw them into a square plastic bucket to soak.
The pants were only stained with a small amount of corrosive liquid, and after a little repair they could still be used, at least for doing dirty work.
Qin Jiandan, who wandered the streets as a child, has always maintained a relatively frugal habit, especially in terms of clothing.
In the adjacent square plastic bucket, the pink gradient Kung Fu suit was half floating on the water. Made of high-tech fabric, the suit only needed to be soaked for 10 minutes to completely remove stains, and it dried quickly.
Linlin has three sets of the same Kung Fu clothes, which are quick and convenient to change. This certainly does not conform to the principle of a young girl to "only buy one set of the same clothes".
Just like the "ultra-precision electronic screwdriver limited edition set" that Zhu Shengzhi gave her, Linlin's preferences are very "straight science and engineering". Isn't it good to just be a straight man like this? Why do you have to be my wife!
After taking off all his clothes, Qin Jiandan remembered that he had not locked the door, so he quickly locked the rust-proof metal door with plastic corners.
"That was a close call. I never thought there would be a day when I would need to be on guard against my sister."
Qin Jiandan sleeps in the guard room on the second underground floor every night. Compared with the monitoring room on the third underground floor, the guard room is much smaller and has only a toilet but no shower room.
This design is reasonable. If Qin Jiandan, as a guard, is taking a shower and singing, and someone sneaks into the third underground floor to harm Linlin, what if he doesn’t notice it?
It is much safer to take a shower on the third underground floor. Linlin is watching the surveillance screen outside. If any danger occurs, she only needs to scream and Qin Jiandan will rush out of the shower room and beat up the bad guys with bad intentions.
In order to jump out and beat someone up, Qin Jiandan usually didn't lock the door when taking a shower, but today...
Sure enough, just as Qin Jiandan turned on the preheating switch of the water heater, he heard Linlin's footsteps coming to the door.
Don't come over here! The toilet and shower room are clearly separate! Who would have thought that I was the one in danger? If you come over here again, I will scream!
"Brother, do you want to... take a shower together?"
The girl's shy voice came from behind the heavy metal door. She heard the sound of Qin Jiandan locking the door, so she didn't try to open it.
It takes 5 minutes to preheat the water before it can be heated. Qin Jiandan stared at the LED progress light of the water heater in a daze.
This shower water heater was a second-hand item thrown away by people in the inner city. It was about 90% new, with only a minor problem of poor contact of the phlogiston battery.
Qin Jiandan still remembers the scene of the brother and sister working together on the repair. Linlin was mainly responsible for the brain, while Qin Jiandan was mainly responsible for the physical work. When the water heater started normally, Linlin's smile was brighter than the sun.
There was still half of the warm-up time left, but Qin Jiandan turned on the shower in advance, and cold water instantly poured onto his chest.
I might as well use the sound of water as a cover and pretend that I didn’t hear my sister’s request!
On the walls and ceilings, there are several metal pipes connected to the water heater, some for water supply, some for ventilation, and some for winter heating. Qin Jiandan can't tell which is which.
Water droplets splashed on the metal pipes. Qin Jiandan thought escaping from reality: Fortunately, there is an anti-rust coating...
The cold water began to cool down, and Linlin's voice came from behind the metal door again. The girl's voice was always penetrating:
"I feel like the motor oil on my face isn't clean enough, can I wash it with my brother?"
Qin Jiandan rubbed his shoulders mechanically, turned around and shouted to the outside:
"If there is organic oil on your face, just wash your face, why do you need to take a shower?"
When Linlin smashed the drone with a wrench, there was indeed engine oil on her face, but Qin Jiandan didn't find any residual traces when he came back.
"Brother, what's wrong with you rubbing me? Didn't we take a bath together when we were little?" Linlin started to act coquettishly.
Qin Jiandan took the shower head and quickly washed away the corrosive liquid residue on his lower body:
"I'm too strong and I'm afraid I'll hurt your face! And the 'childhood' you mentioned was so long ago!"
Qin Jiandan listened to the sound of water being pumped in the metal pipe and began to escape from reality again:
Well... you should be content with using filtered third-rate water to take a bath.
Only people in the inner city can afford first-class water, and second-class water is the best in the outer city. Although third-class water is common, it is not available to everyone. Places like Settlement No. 49 drink water directly from the canal.
Linlin started knocking on the door:
"Showing together can save water, what's wrong with that? Activated carbon and reverse osmosis membranes used in water purification are not cheap!"
Damn, Linlin, can you read minds? Why did you bring up the water quality issue just when I thought about it?
"This... this is not a question of saving water at all!" Qin Jiandan acted like an older brother teaching his younger sister.
"I am now the young master of the Night Dragon Society. I can afford any active or permeable membrane you have! Don't you think it's rude to listen in on me taking a bath?"
The sound of water splashing swept over the tiles underfoot, rushing into the sewer with the corrosive liquid that had long since turned into a weak acid.
The mosaic tiles of different colors were also picked up. The garbage dump of the people in the inner city is a treasure trove for the people outside the city. Some people even queue up for 2 hours every day to enter the city just to pick up garbage.
Suddenly, the sound of zippers was heard from outside the door. Linlin's dazzling kung fu suit had a hidden zipper, which made it very quick to put on and take off.
Qin Jiandan's face turned pale. He picked up the soap from the washbasin and quickly rubbed foam under his armpits.
This is a glycerin-rich handmade soap made by Linlin. It has a very moisturizing effect and is also relatively gentle on the skin.
But handmade soap is more in line with the hobbies of chemists than girls.
"Brother... guess what I'm wearing now?"
"I won't guess! I won't even think about it!"
In order to save water and get dressed as quickly as possible, Qin Jiandan's entire bathing process did not exceed 10 minutes. He picked up the bath towel hanging on the side of the washbasin and dried his body.
Oh no! I was in such a hurry that I didn't even prepare clean clothes! Normally, it's not uncommon for me to forget things. I can just leave the bathroom door half open and ask my sister to help me get them... I can't do that today!
It was broken, so I couldn't get out. And why were the few remaining towels in the shower room so short? They were smaller than shorts when tied around my waist!
The young master of the Night Dragon Society was blocked in the shower room by his sister and dared not come out. The clown group that was wiped out tonight was about to faint in the toilet crying.
After learning from his mistakes, Qin Jiandan decided to sleep here tonight.
"Linlin, I won't go out unless you leave. I can hold on all night." "..."
"It's late. Are you sleepy? Go to sleep. Your mind will be much clearer when you wake up."
The zipper sound was heard again, and Qin Jiandan could feel the emotions conveyed by the zipper sound.
"Brother, do you think I am not in my right mind?"
"That's right, you're not in the right mind now!" Qin Jiandan knocked on the shower room door from the inside, scaring his sister.
"You are so easily influenced by the people around you that you don't even know what you want!"
Linlin asked back: "Then brother must know what he wants?"
Qin Jiandan's three biggest wishes in life are: beer, fried chicken, and a beautiful wife. But if he speaks out, he will definitely be asked who his "beautiful wife" is.
"I want a sister!" Qin Jiandan finally chose the possible correct answer, "I want a sister who will share the joys and sorrows with me, trust each other, and have no suspicion of each other!"
"..."
Linlin was silent, and Qin Jiandan thought that his words had worked.
I don’t know what my sister’s physical condition is now, but it’s definitely better to talk through the door than with it open.
There was another rustling of fabrics, and Linlin seemed to be sitting on the floor with her hands on her knees, leaning against the shower room. Her left leg was injured, so it was not suitable for her to stand for a long time.
"If you feel sleepy, go to bed quickly." Qin Jiandan urged again, "I will always be by your side. You can't find such a good sister even with a lantern. I will try my best to be as good as you and be a good brother."
Linlin was indeed sleepy. She usually used the "Da Vinci Resting Method" and took time to take a nap after working for a period of time. The advantage was that it could improve work efficiency, but the disadvantage was that once she felt sleepy, it was difficult to endure.
"Is it true? Are you not lying to me?" Linlin's voice became increasingly tired.
"Of course it's true." Qin Jiandan lowered his voice in response to his sister's tiredness.
"Then you have to promise me that you can't move out even after getting married..."
"No, you can sleep peacefully, I won't leave you alone..."
Qin Jiandan's words finally became as light as a feather. Linlin said nothing more. If you listen carefully through the metal door, you can hear the girl's even breathing.
Finally! The shower room crisis was finally resolved! Linlin's biggest worry was that her brother would be snatched away by someone!
However, Qin Jiandan told a lie just now in order to coax Linlin to sleep, and he feels very ashamed now.
The narrow guard room cannot be used as a wedding room. After getting married, you still have to move to another place to live.
Just build the wedding house bigger and allocate a room to my sister. Sheriff Mu Yue should be able to understand.
Although the sheriff doesn’t know it now, it was Linlin who modified the sheriff’s resident data after all. Linlin is considered an important marriage matchmaker!
Qin Jiandan wrapped a bath towel around her waist and stood in the shower room for another 5 minutes to make sure Linlin was asleep.
He opened the metal door very carefully, pushed Linlin, who was leaning against the metal door, a short distance away, and then walked out sideways.
It was a false alarm. The dazzling kung fu suit was intact and Linlin was wearing it. She seemed to be pulling the zipper of her shirt repeatedly, making noises on purpose to scare her brother.
Of course, Linlin is also shy, especially when the siblings are alone. They seem to be playing some kind of game of scaring each other to see who will give up first.
The monitoring room is always dimly lit, and with the help of indirect lighting from 9 LCD screens, Qin Jiandan gently picked up her sleeping sister.
The girl's sleeping face was peaceful and calm, as if she was sure that her brother would take care of her.
Qin Jiandan's steps were light and he laid his sister flat in the middle of the sofa.
Linlin was petite, and the long sofa was a very spacious bed for her. Qin Jiandan took another thin blanket and carefully covered his sister with it.
If Qin Jiandan hadn't just been wearing a bath towel around her waist, the scene would have been so warm. But because Qin Jiandan was wearing too little, if someone who didn't know the situation came in, they would mistake Qin Jiandan for a pervert who attacked his sister at night.
A tiring but fulfilling day passed like this. Qin Jiandan returned to the guard room, lay on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
30 minutes later, Linlin, who followed the "Da Vinci Resting Method", woke up from the sofa. After a period of rest, her mind was much clearer and her eyes were brighter than before.
Without wondering why she ran to the sofa, she grasped the edge of the thin blanket with both hands, as if there was a solid castle underneath the blanket.
"I was fooled by my brother again. He has become more and more cunning since he became the young master."
As a general in the Intelligence Department, Linlin subconsciously turned her head and glanced at the nine LCD screens on the monitoring console.
Two of the screens showed images of Sakura-dori Street. Linlin saw the leader of the Falling Cherry Blossom Team, Miyamoto Koka, greeting a mama-san in front of a store in a friendly manner.
"I won't acknowledge the women from the Falling Cherry Blossom Group!" Linlin's expression was like a little squirrel protecting a nut. "Brother will definitely get sick if he gets close to them! Even if it's just for brother's health..."
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