Chapter 71: Born to be useful - Face to face
After a few seconds.
The woman in white said coldly: "Don't let go!"
Ye Fei closed his eyes and said, "Don't let go!"
The woman in white said in an even colder voice: "If you don't let go, I'll be really angry!"
Ye Fei closed his eyes and shook his head: "Sister Bai, I'm really afraid of heights..."
The woman in white shouted coldly: "Can you open your eyes and look first?"
"Open your eyes and look? What to look at?" Ye Fei was stunned, then he mustered up the courage to slowly open his eyes.
After taking a closer look, the situation was slightly awkward.
Because at this time Ye Fei was sitting on the grass, holding one of the legs of the woman in white tightly with one hand.
"Hey, Sister Bai, when did we land?" Ye Fei said with an awkward smile, "Why didn't you tell me earlier that we have already landed..."
"Can you let go of my hand first before we talk?" The woman in white interrupted Ye Fei with a stern face: "I'm not used to someone holding my thigh and talking to me!"
Ye Fei: “…”
I think it's ok...
This time is new, but it's familiar. You'll get used to it slowly...
At this moment, Ye Fei shamelessly began to fantasize about the scene of him hugging the thighs of the woman in white on the bed and chatting with him...
If sexual fantasies are a crime, I'd be sentenced to life imprisonment now, right?
Although he was reluctant to do so, he could not think of any excuse or reason not to let go, so he had to let go of his hand reluctantly.
What he didn't expect was that after he let go, the woman in white didn't blame him or scold him anymore. She just rolled her eyes at Ye Fei and then immediately said, "Let's go, I'll take you to a place!"
"Going somewhere?" Ye Fei was stunned, and suddenly became a little nervous: "Is it the place you said where I can die more easily?"
Shit, she won’t be angry anymore, does she really want to take me to die?
Okay, if she really wants to take me to die, I will hold her with me.
At least this can be regarded as not asking to be born on the same day, month and year, but asking to die on the same day, month and year...
The woman in white said to Ye Fei with a stern face: "Didn't you just say that life is meaningless? What? Are you reluctant to die now?"
"Hehe..." Ye Fei laughed awkwardly, "I don't know why, but when I met Sister Bai, I suddenly didn't want to die anymore. I felt like I had hope for my life again!"
"Hmm?" The woman in white frowned slightly.
Ye Fei could see that she must have misunderstood, so he immediately explained: "Sister Bai, please don't misunderstand me. You are my savior. I still respect you very much. You can rest assured that I have absolutely no improper thoughts about you. I know my own limitations and am very self-aware."
If you have even the slightest undue desire, isn't that a huge insult to you?
Not at half an hour, but there are still some at ten or eight o'clock...
"What do you mean by self-awareness?" The woman in white frowned even more tightly.
"Sister Bai, I won't hide it from you. Although I have a nice figure and a good personality, and I am likable in every way, I am actually very ugly. I am extremely ugly." Ye Fei said seriously.
It stands to reason that boys who are not good-looking would feel a little inferior in front of pretty girls, but Ye Fei didn't seem to have any such thoughts at all.
That would be fine, but he even has the nerve to brag about his nice figure and likable personality. His thickness of skin is worthy of admiration.
This is not surprising. After all, he did not wear the mask because of inferiority complex. He just wanted to pretend to be Hero Yang so that he could pick up girls in the future. However, he did not have any hope for the girl in front of him.
Since she was not considered in his pick-up plans, he was naturally not afraid of people seeing his true face.
"It's extremely ugly?" The woman in white smiled and said, "How ugly is that?"
"Let me tell you this!" Ye Fei said proudly, "Even my own master said that I must get his permission if I want to take off the mask in the future, otherwise he is afraid that I will scare other disciples in the sect. I'm not exaggerating, if you see me like this, I will probably scare you to death on the spot."
"Really?" The woman in white curled her lips in disdain: "You are exaggerating too much. Even if you are ugly, you can't be this ugly!"
"Really!" Ye Fei nodded: "I can tell you confidently that I have never seen anyone uglier than me since I was a child. I have always been a low-key person. I won't say that I am the ugliest in the world, but it shouldn't be a problem for me to be the second ugliest in the world!"
In fact, the reason why Ye Fei said this was to let the woman in white be mentally prepared and let her lower her expectations to the lowest level so that she would not be too disappointed.
"I don't believe it!" The woman in white rolled her eyes at Ye Fei and said, "Take off your mask and let me see how ugly you are!"
"Ah?" Ye Fei didn't expect her to suddenly make such a request.
Is she heading towards the tiger mountain even though she knows there is a tiger there?
"Come on, take off the mask!" The woman in white said in a serious tone, "I want to see how ugly you really are."
Real person?
Ye Fei was stunned.
But he didn't think about it and immediately replied: "Sister Bai, why don't you just forget it? I'm afraid it will scare you. If I take off the mask, you will definitely be scared away. If you leave, I won't be able to see you again."
Ye Fei had long given up on his appearance. He had already grown into that shape, and he had already accepted this fact.
He was a little hesitant at this time, he just wanted to stay with this fairy sister for a while longer for fear of scaring her away.
"No!" said the woman in white with a serious face.
"Really?" Ye Fei said with some disbelief.
"Ok!"
"I promise you!" the woman in white said seriously.
"Okay then!" Ye Fei nodded and slowly took off his mask.
All right, this is your own request, so don't blame me for being unethical when the time comes.
But after Ye Fei took off the mask, the woman in white just glanced at him and was stunned for a moment.
At this time, Ye Fei's face was not only covered with pockmarks, but also covered with fus-filled sores.
Each pockmark is an abscess, but these abscesses have not started to ooze pus yet. However, they look like they are almost ripe and will probably start to ooze pus soon.
Ye Fei himself was completely unaware of all this.
"How is it? Are you scared?" Ye Fei curled his lips.
"Little liar!" However, the woman in white did not point it out. She pretended to be calm and said to Ye Fei: "You are not as ugly as you say. I think you look quite normal!
Brother, you must be more confident. Remember what your sister said: appearance is actually the most unreliable aspect of a person. No matter how beautiful or ugly you are, no resources in this world will be inclined towards you even a little bit.
Only when your own cultivation is strong, all kinds of precious resources will be drawn to you, and all kinds of forces will be drawn to you. When you have reached this level, all kinds of beautiful women will come to you.
Therefore, you must be confident and never underestimate yourself. You must believe that everyone in the world is unique and God is fair. If he closes a door for you, he will certainly open another window for you. "
Alas, he is indeed a little too low-key, he can definitely compete for the best in the world...
"That makes sense!" Ye Fei nodded, but he immediately curled his lips again: "However, Sister Bai, I believe what you said that I was born with talents and I will be useful, but I am so ugly, what does it have to do with it? What's the use of being ugly..."
Woman in white: "Of course being ugly is useful! For example, someone like you at least never has to worry about having a romantic relationship!"
Ye Fei: “…”
I just want a few more romantic encounters, is that okay?
How good is a peach blossom disaster?
Isn't he sweet?
It’s better than being single for life, right?
"Okay, don't worry too much about your appearance!" The woman in white said slowly, "Believe what my sister says, God is very fair. As long as you practice hard, you will understand in the future."
"Haha, is God really that fair?" Ye Fei remained noncommittal.
Because at this moment, he was not thinking about his appearance, he was more thinking about why he didn't have a golden finger after traveling through time. He hoped that God could be fair on this point.
Give him the cheat codes if necessary, give him the system if necessary... It doesn't matter what it is, he has to get it to him quickly, otherwise he is afraid that he won't be able to survive for many more episodes...
"Yes, for sure!" The woman in white smiled and nodded, and looked at Ye Fei meaningfully: "God must be fair, you just need to be more confident in the future, uh..."
The woman in white suddenly turned her head, squatted on the ground and vomited.
Ye Fei: “…”
"Sister Bai, how about I put on the mask?" Ye Fei said with a serious look on his face.
"No need!" The woman in white waved her hand at Ye Fei hurriedly: "I just feel a little unwell, it has nothing to do with your appearance..."
"Ah?" Ye Fei was stunned, and immediately squatted in front of the woman in white: "Isn't it because I disgusted you after seeing me that you vomited? If you find me disgusting, I will put on the mask. You don't have to care too much about my feelings. I have a strong ability to withstand attacks."
"No!" The woman in white smiled and shook her head at Ye Fei, then immediately turned her head to the other side: "Ugh..."
Seeing this, Ye Fei quickly walked up to the woman in white, put his face close to hers, and looked very concerned about her: "Sister Bai, what's wrong with you? Where do you feel uncomfortable? Are you having morning sickness?"
The woman in white raised her head, rolled her eyes at him fiercely, and turned her head away: "Ugh..."
She waved at Ye Fei hurriedly: "Just go away, don't worry about me."
"I'll go away for a bit?" Ye Fei came to the direction where the woman in white turned her head and said, "Why do I feel like you're still disgusted by me? Otherwise, should I put on the mask?"
The woman in white turned her head again: "Ugh..."
Ye Fei walked over to the side where he turned his head and said, "Sister Bai, I think I should wear it so as not to disgust you..."
The woman in white turned her head again: "Ugh..."
Ye Fei walked to her other side and said, "Sister Bai, are you okay? Do I need to wear a mask? Why don't you say something..."
The woman in white suddenly shouted coldly: "Why don't you wear it!"
Ye Fei: “…”
"It's not nice for Fairy Sister to swear. It makes her look less fairy-like..."
Ye Fei finally put on the mask: "Sister Bai, are you feeling better now?"
"Hmm!" The woman in white glared at Ye Fei with disdain: "That's much better now!"
However, the next second, Ye Fei suddenly took off the mask again.
"vomit……"
"Why did you take it off again?"
"I feel like I didn't put it on properly just now, let me adjust it..."
"Put it on quickly!"
"Put it on!"
"vomit……"
"Why did you take it down again?"
"I think I didn't wear it right just now, Sister Bai, can you help me put it on..."