Chapter 71 Space, the Happy Home of Madman
Chapter 71 Space, the Happy Home of Madman
Wow, it’s actually “Eulogy for My Nephew”.
At first she thought it was something like "True and Cursive Thousand Character Text", "Lingfei Sutra", "Xingrang Tie" or the like, or Mi Fu's "Shu Su Tie" which is the treasure of the Little Palace Museum in Wan Chai. Unexpectedly, the top senior mentioned Yan Zhenqing's "Eulogy for My Nephew".
——Is this the world of these demons?
Is this the strength of their great Yang·Potato Chips·Dian·Emperor·Peak!
But you know what, this gentleman... this gentleman is really suitable for their game.
Xu Yichi scratched his head with his paws. If he remembered correctly... "Eulogy for My Nephew" was written during the "Anshi Rebellion" and was a draft of Yan Zhenqing's memorial to his nephew Yan Jiming.
Yan Jiming…was captured and beheaded by rebels while defending the city with his father. The timing of the “An-Shi Rebellion” just happened to coincide with the “five-star gathering” astronomical sign that she wanted.
Hiss...it fits, this one is really suitable.
Why didn't she realize that the "Anshi Rebellion" was such an appropriate node before?
"Okay, Senior Peak, I just thought about it and the background of 'An Lushan Rebellion' is quite suitable. It meets the background requirements of our game and can also make up for the 'Five-Star Power'." The little girl rubbed her chin pretending to ponder, "So, I will just add the senior 'Eulogy for My Nephew' to him."
"Look, how can I contact this senior? Is he currently in the mainland or in Wan Chai?"
"Well, he has been hiding in Changshan for many years." Yang Yan'an waved his sleeves carelessly, "He is in Zhending, Hebei Province where you are now."
"Yan Jiming and his father Yan Gaoqing died in Changshan. Yan Zhenqing wrote the "Eulogy for My Nephew" after he ordered people to retrieve his nephew's skull from Changshan. So this guy has a bit of an obsession with the ancient Changshan..."
"So, even if his spirit has to suffer excruciating pain every year due to being away from his body for too long and too far, he still has to stay in Changshan for at least eleven and a half months a year."
"We all say that he's a little bit idiotic and a little bit crazy - he admits it himself, but he just can't control it." The little girl shrugged. Although her tone was still nonchalant, there was inevitably a little more sincerity in her voice.
"So, I brought him to you not only because I think he's suitable for our game... but I also want you to try and see if you can pull him out of his state of insanity by creating a suitable plot."
"Although we are no longer human... there is no need for us to endure such great pain every day."
"The key is that transportation is so advanced nowadays, and traveling back and forth between the two ends is not as difficult as it was dozens or hundreds of years ago. He can just do like that little mud pot and take some time off every month to go to his original place to take a stroll and relax!"
"Air tickets and boat tickets don't cost much. Besides, walking around can be considered traveling." Yang Yan'an held his chin with one hand, pushed his feet, and swung higher on the swing. "This is better than him getting sick as soon as the year ends."
——There were several times when this guy was almost mistaken for a critically ill patient who had escaped from the hospital by the enthusiastic neighbor aunt, who just gave him a 120 and sent him to the nearby emergency room!
"Hiss... then this senior really has quite a personality." Xu Yichi turned her hand tactfully. She originally wanted to say that this ancestor was really crazy. If he were in today's world, he would be considered a "Pure Love God", but his "pure love" was a little different from others.
But when she was about to say this, she suddenly felt that it seemed impolite... So she suddenly changed her tongue and forced the words to "quite unique".
"Well, Lao Yan! He is indeed like this." The little Loli said with a drifting look, "As for the one you asked about, his contact information."
"This guy doesn't use WeChat very much. He seems to prefer to hang out on Penguin. He says the atmosphere on Penguin is very good, more comfortable than Weibo, and more suitable for him to go crazy." "So, if you want to contact him, it's best to add him on Penguin directly. Other ways are difficult. This guy's phone is always on silent and doesn't even vibrate. Every time we want to contact him, we have to find a place to log on to Penguin."
"By the way, Xiao Xu, you have a penguin, right?"
"Yes, yes, there is definitely this one." Xu Yichi responded repeatedly, and at the same time hurriedly took out his mobile phone and opened his Penguin app.
Yang Yanan stretched her neck and lowered her head to glance at her screen, and was immediately blinded by the fancy chat background and colorful diamond icons on it - she didn't expect that this kid actually recharged Penguin's yellow diamonds and annual SVIP!
"Ah~ I can't tell, Xiao Xu." The little girl said with disgust, "Your WeChat normally looks so serious, but on Penguin you are actually a colorful Mary Sue non-mainstream person!"
"Oh my god, Senior Peak, look at what you said!" Xu Yichi bared his teeth and looked at Baden with a smile, "It's just a little hobby of mine~~ It's not considered non-mainstream~"
——Their names are at most a bit abstract and they like to add words, but they haven’t caught up with the non-mainstream trend!
She doesn't even know Martian, really!!
"But what Senior Yan said makes a lot of sense." The little girl pursed her lips, "The atmosphere on Penguin Space is indeed much better than that on Weibo - the key is that the people who are added on WeChat are either family members, friends, teachers, classmates, or leaders and colleagues in the class."
"It's really not fun to go crazy in a place like this - most of the time you don't even dare to go crazy at all. If you go crazy with something a little bit out of line, within two minutes all your aunts and uncles will come to visit you. The better ones will at most ask about your recent condition, but the annoying ones will come and nag you without saying a word, pointing fingers at you, and preaching to you in a way that's even more annoying than your parents!"
"Oh yeah, that kind of person loves to show off and likes to talk down others," Xu Yichi frowned, "Open your mouth and talk about how his son is, close your mouth and talk about how his daughter is."
"After all the talk of dragging someone down, they still have to pretend to be nice and say, 'I'm doing this for your own good, you should learn from your brother/sister.'"
"Hetui! Is this really for my own good or just to show off their own superiority? They know it in their hearts."
"Anyway, I don't want to bother with them. After this happened once or twice, if I go crazy again, I'll just go back to the space - our crazy happy hometown!"
"Okay, okay, such a happy hometown. I have learned a lot today." Yang Yan'an couldn't help but raise his hands and applaud after hearing this. After he finished speaking, he stood up with the help of the armrest, "Well, come on, I'll give you Lao Yan's Penguin ID later, and you can talk to him yourself."
"I called you out today just for this little thing. Now that we have finished talking about this matter, I have nothing else to say. Let's go back."
"——Later, it's time for the clamp to come over with the mooncakes and data cables!"
dbq But I also really love QQ space
(End of this chapter)