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A little guy jumped up and landed steadily on his thigh, curled up into a ball, and fell asleep with his eyes closed without saying a word.
Xingye Bai Ze was stunned for a moment, then reached out and touched her fur. Thinking about what she had said to him before, he seemed to understand something and said softly:
"Don't worry, I will be with you. I will always be with you."
"Then you eat the mouse." The tabby cat suddenly said.
"..."
The corner of Hoshino Bai Ze's mouth twitched: "Ryoko, remember what I said, people don't eat mice."
The tabby cat didn't say anything, but began to wag its tail, like a small whip, whipping the back of the hand that was stroking its fur.
Obviously the cat's tail never seems to be under control.
At this moment, the tail could actually do whatever she wanted.
Feeling the little girl's resistance, Hoshino Bai Ze stopped touching her and looked up at the TV opposite, but his eyes were glancing towards the kitchen.
The small crisis has been resolved, but now a big crisis is coming. If we can't handle it well, the consequences may be even more serious than eating a rat.
Chapter 0071: Caught by Sister Bei
Seven o'clock in the evening.
This is the time that Hoshino Bai Ze saw.
A sumptuous dinner was placed in front of him, but he had no appetite at all, and even had a trace of cold sweat on his temples.
Fei Yingli pulled a chair over and sat down. She glanced at the cat that had already jumped onto the table and asked, "Bai Ze, where is your sister?"
"I went to play at someone else's house."
"You haven't come back for so long, aren't you worried?"
"It's okay. I sent her there. I'll pick her up tomorrow."
Hoshino Shirazawa thought this lie was a good one. After all, it was impossible for Kisaki Eri to stay here for a night.
If she dared to stay.
By this time next year, their child will probably be born.
"That's it..."
Hibiki nodded in understanding and said with a smile, "Okay, let's eat."
"..."
Hoshino Bai Ze was silent, and he managed a smile:
"Wait a minute, I'll prepare something for Ryoko first."
He took a bowl, filled it with rice, picked out some meat and put it on the food in front of him, and finally handed it to the tabby cat.
The tabby cat is not as polite as humans. It just lowers its head and starts.
But next second.
"Ugh~"
As soon as he ate it, the little guy spit it out and said in panic, "It tastes terrible! It tastes terrible!"
It fell into the ears of Hibiki Eri.
It was just a series of "meow meow meow", and although it sounded cute, she could still see the disgust in the look.
"Doesn't she like eating what I make?" Kisaki Eri looked at Hoshino Shirazawa.
Hoshino Shirazawa has basically given up.
Even a cat can't eat it, let alone him.
"It's okay, don't worry about her, let's eat."
Hoshino Bai Ze mustered the courage to face death, picked up the bowl and chopsticks tremblingly, and casually picked up a dish.
But someone stopped him.
You should change the way you talk.
A cat stopped him.
The tabby cat stretched out its paw, pressed it on Xingye Bai Ze's hand, and said seriously:
"can not eat."
"why?"
"My mom said that if you feel you can't eat something, you should never eat it, because it will kill the cat."
"Uh...I'm human."
“That would kill people.”
Kisaki Eri was watching this scene from the side. Although she didn't know whether it was true that Hoshino Shirazawa could understand cats' speech, she found the interaction between the man and the cat very interesting.
"Okay, it's okay." Hoshino Bai Ze talked to the little guy, and he didn't dare to say that the food in front of him was bad. In the end, he could only bite the bullet and put a little bit into the bowl. He didn't even chew it, and swallowed it as soon as the rice entered his mouth.
Suddenly.
His eyes lit up.
It seems that the correct way to eat Kisaki Eri's cooking is to swallow it without chewing it.
This time he didn't feel any life-threatening taste in the food, which made him feel relieved.
The tabby cat looked at Hoshino Bai Ze and didn't vomit like it just did, so it subconsciously lowered its head and took another bite, but immediately vomited it out again.
Now, she was sure.
Hoshino Bai Ze was trying hard not to lose his temper, he shook his cat head and jumped off the table.
She decided not to eat. She wasn't really hungry anyway, so she decided not to make herself suffer.
"How does it taste?" Kisaragi asked with a smile.
Hoshino Bai Ze nodded: "It's great, I like it very much. If anyone marries Yingli in the future, it will be a blessing for eight lifetimes."
"You can talk."
Kisaki Eri was very satisfied with this evaluation.
that's it.
Dinner has begun.
Kisaki Eri ate the food very slowly and chewed it thoroughly, nodding from time to time to appreciate that her cooking skills had improved, as if she could not taste the dark flavor at all.
As for Hoshino Bai Ze, he just swallowed it in one gulp from beginning to end, and even pretended to chew it in order not to expose himself. It was really too hard for him.
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After dinner.
Hibiki Eri very virtuously cleaned the table and even washed the dishes before saying goodbye:
"Bai Ze, I'm home."
"Wait, I'll send you off."
"No need, it's only a minute's walk anyway."
"I'll take you there." To achieve his goal, Xingye Bai Ze could only lie: "This area is unsafe recently. It's dark, and there are few street lights. Your eyesight is not very good, so it's really dangerous."
"My eyes are very good." Hibari retorted unconvinced, but her face turned red after she said that.
If it were really good, I wouldn't have to start wearing glasses in junior high school and still be wearing them now in high school.
"Let's go."
Hoshino Bai Ze called her out.
When going down the stairs, he took the initiative to hold her hand to prevent her from falling.
But he showed no sign of letting go until they reached the roadside.
Kisaki Eri was very conflicted and wanted to say something, but she felt that it would be hurtful, so she could only bear it with a slightly blushing face.
"Eri, thank you for today. First you took care of me and then prepared dinner for me. I am so lucky to have met you."
"Don't think too much. I'm only helping you because we're classmates."
Kisaki Eri acted a little proud.
Hoshino Bai Ze smiled, feeling her soft little hand in his hand, and couldn't help but squeeze it gently.
Suddenly.
Kisaki Eri noticed this little movement and her body trembled slightly, but she didn't say anything.
"Eri, Ms. Yukino has always asked me to study with you, and I think she is right. How about I go to your house tomorrow with my textbooks and you tutor me?"
"No, no, no."
Fei Yingli shook her head quickly.
joke.
She has a mother at home.
Last night, when he was kissed by Hoshino Bai Ze at the door, his mother had already discovered it. If he dared to take him back home, he would never be able to explain himself.
"How about you bring your textbooks to my house instead? You know how I study and you know I'm not lying. Without saying anything more, if I can improve my grades by 70 or 80 points, I can definitely choose a good university, right?"
Hoshino Bai Ze really didn't want to miss this opportunity.
They got along very well today. If they could do that a few more times, maybe he would be able to say goodbye to his single life.
No, he is not single now.
After all, there is still a Vermouth.
But who made him decide to have a harem? If he doesn't work hard, it might become increasingly difficult to conquer her in the future. He should try to trick her first. It would be best if he can trick her into giving it to him.
"This..." Kisaragi hesitated.
When Hoshino Bai Ze saw this, he knew there was an opportunity, and hurriedly continued, "Eri, you don't want me to get into a third-rate university in the college entrance examination, do you?"
"Ok?"
I don’t know if it was Hibiki Eri’s illusion.
I always feel that the sentence just now is very strange and very reasonable. There is really a sense of conflict.
If only Hoshino Bai Ze knew what she was thinking.
I will definitely add silently in my heart, "Madam, you don't want to..."
After all, this was a very popular meme in the world before, and was imitated by many netizens, and even many perverted scenes appeared.
"How about it, is it okay?"
"Or not."
Hibiki Eri refused decisively, but then continued: "When I'm in school, I can use my spare time to teach you, but not during the holidays."
"Why?" Hoshino Bai Ze sighed.
"What do you think?" asked Hibiki Eri.
The two of them just walked under a street light.
Both sides looked at each other.
I thought about it.
Hoshino Shirazawa gave an answer: "Eri, you are not afraid because you think I am going to do something bad to you, right?"
"I didn't say that."
"But that's what you mean. We've known each other for so long, do you think I'm that kind of person?"
"Hehe..." Hibiki Eri didn't say anything nonsense, but just let out an ambiguous laugh.