Chapter 71 Hypnosis is indeed the best
Chapter 71 Hypnosis is indeed the best
"I can't spray it. This is really hypnotic. If the number above is enough, I think I will stick my butt out willingly." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.
Hurry me up.
"Are you selling wild ditch fish like this? Where is the gold under your knees?" Lin Li said with disdain.
It's different for him. Unless it's a 175cm tall, loyal, devoted, 36D rich woman, Lin Li will never stick his butt out.
The butt also has dignity, and it costs extra money.
"Isn't this gold being converted into cash?" Bai Bufan disagreed, and then changed his words: "Lin Li, if you want to use hypnosis, I don't want to go on the autumn outing next week. You can hypnotize me at noon, and don't pity me just because I am a delicate flower."
"No need for noon, we can do it now."
"Really? Although I didn't bring my cell phone, I gave my card number to..." Bai Bufan was a little excited.
Lin Li smiled and nodded, then stood up. He then picked up his chair and threw it at Bai Bufan: "I promise to hypnotize you!"
"Ok?"
"Fuck you! How come it's physical hypnosis to me? You're treating me differently!"
……
He didn’t know if it was a psychological effect, but Lin Li felt that after his Qi and blood were improved, he could concentrate more easily.
Although I was very tired from practicing today and got up too early, I feel much better after this half-day class than before.
Even in English class, I still had enough energy to be cautious with Bai Bufan - now I really didn't dare to be too arrogant, for fear of hurting Koukou's feelings.
After dinner, Lin Li and Bai Bufan returned to the dormitory and noticed that Chen Tianming had not come back yet, so Lin Li went to the next room first.
The people next door haven’t gathered yet, there are only two of them, but fortunately the target Zhang Haoyang is there.
"Hey? Lin Li, are you here to sleep with Fu Haoyang?" Wang Ze spoke after seeing that it was Lin Li.
"It's 'persuasion', pronounced shuo. The pronunciation was changed a long time ago. Now only 'lobbying' is still pronounced shui. Both 'lobbyist' and 'persuasion' are pronounced shuo." Lin Li showed off his cultural heritage.
——I remembered this when I was translating the Eight-Stage Body-Building Exercise.
Wang Ze was still holding his MP3 player and reading a novel. Hearing this, he could not deny it and asked, "Lin Li, I'm almost tired of reading beast taming novels. Do you have any other types of novels to recommend?"
Lin Li thought carefully for a while, then said, "Let's write a group portrait."
"What type is this? One with many characters? I don't read many novels." Wang Ze asked.
“Those classic and unforgettable group portraits are the ones where there is only one protagonist at the beginning, and then everyone comes together from all directions due to various coincidences and becomes friends. Then everyone laughs together, grieves together, and takes risks together, and finally dies, dies, dies, dies, dies…”
Lin Li told the story slowly and leisurely.
Wang Ze: “?”
"For example, Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit: Legend of the Seven Heroes, and Fantasy Westward Journey, are both wonderful group portrait animations."
Listening to Lin Li's beautiful description, Wang Ze, who had a smile on his face at first, quickly became frosty.
Don’t die. Don’t die.
You are beautiful, your dam is beautiful.
“No more!” Wang Ze shook his head like a rattle. “I understand. All group portraits are written by Yu Hua.”
"Okay, let's talk about the novel later. OK brothers, now everyone, look at me, I have an announcement!" Lin Li made the same gesture as Brother Hu and shouted loudly.
"I have a dream!" Lin Li was about to start his speech, even though there were hardly any people in the dormitory.
"I don't understand, can you translate it for me?" Wang Ze raised his hand.
If Martin Luther King had been in the audience with this kind of audience, he would have been unable to breathe.
"Then don't speak English."
“People cannot possess both youth and the feeling of youth at the same time. Ladies and gentlemen, what you don’t cherish now will be what you will dream of in the future. If you want to buy osmanthus flowers and carry them with wine, it will not be like the youthful travels…” Lin Li began to be sentimental.
"I still don't understand. Can you translate it for me?" Wang Ze raised his hand.
The life of a sports student is over.
"I'm not fucking telling you this, Wang Ze, shut up and read your novel." Lin Li was anxious.
"Oh."
"No." After rejecting this unreasonable request, Lin Li no longer followed the formalities and looked directly at Zhang Haoyang and said, "Haoyang! Yang! My dear Yang! Why don't you go on the autumn outing? Let's go, it's so fun to play together. It's so boring to stay at home all day.
When I think about not being able to see you when I go out to play, I feel like my heart is being grabbed and crushed!
If you don't go out with me, what's the point of this autumn outing for me!"
Zhang Haoyang was on the lower bunk, so Lin Li simply rushed onto his bed and started to forcefully lock him up.
"I don't want to go. I want to go home and play games." Zhang Haoyang wrapped himself tightly with the quilt to protect his buttocks.
"We're all there, who are you going to play games with? You're the most outrageous person in the game group who begged us to play games with you. I suspect you don't have any friends at all except for our high school group." Lin Li frowned and said,
"Then wouldn't it be perfect for you to come with us? Dafei has won five consecutive championships and he's still playing your mother's game. You know, I have always been a farmer. What I like most is farming. Every season I see the all-Chinese team win the championship.
We can play some mobile games, physical games, etc., isn't it better than you staying at home all day with only WeChat Sports sending you messages? "
Zhang Haoyang: “…” “We are just classmates! Lin Li, you have crossed the line!”
"I don't have any friends except you? Haha, tsk, ha! Haha my WeChat is full of messages every day!!"
"Wait Lin Li, don't leave after school today! I've found a truckload of bread men to take care of you!"
"Do you bring ketchup?" Lin Li asked.
"This is too much! I won't go, absolutely not. I have already made an appointment with more than a hundred good friends to play games on Saturday!" Zhang Haoyang covered his head with a quilt.
Looking at Zhang Haoyang with his head covered, Lin Li came up with an idea.
If Zhang Haoyang dies, I won't be able to go. The squad leader should be understanding, right?
"Haoyang, let me cover you with the quilt, don't catch a cold."
"Thank you."
“Hmm? Hmm——!! Hmm——!!”
……
Not suffocated to death.
Zhang Haoyang survived by accident.
Lin Li sighed. Compared to Bai Bufan, he really didn't have any extra leadership or charm.
I can only use my ultimate move.
"How about I find you a sweet girl with a beautiful voice to play with on Sunday?" Then Lin Li went up and whispered in Zhang Haoyang's ear, "Also, I'll bring my Switch and game cartridges from home with me during the autumn outing, but I'll keep them with you."
"Ok?"
"I have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met a wise master. If you don't abandon me, I am willing to be your godfather." Zhang Haoyang turned his head immediately.
Sure enough, the hypnosis APP is the most useful.
Because of the bonus from the anti-pornography campaign, Lin Li has no extra expenses and has a fixed weekly income for living expenses, so he is indeed quite well-off recently.
As for why you are willing to spend money on this.
Lin Li believes that it is necessary to maintain and improve the relationship with Chen Yuying, and spending money on this is an investment.
Improving the relationship does not mean wanting to be boyfriend and girlfriend.
Lin Li's affection for Chen Yuying is still purely out of love of beauty - in layman's terms, it is lust, pure lust.
As for falling in love, Lin Li has no such idea at least for now.
Even if Chen Yuying confessed her love to him, Lin Li would have agreed in the past, but now he would hesitate and refuse.
After all, the system has opened the door to a new world for me, and many times, the way of thinking about things has changed.
Just a rosy skeleton!
Among all the immortal cultivators Lin Li had met so far, his heart of Taoism was the most solid.
The two tasks triggered by his "second system" so far were all related to Chen Yuying. It's not that Lin Li has not had contact with other women, including QQ and other female classmates in the class, but no other tasks were triggered.
She had to consider whether she was the only triggering target identified by the system.
Therefore, Lin Li’s goal now is to become Chen Yuying’s most popular male best friend, so that the two of them will have more opportunities to spend time together in the future.
I would like to emphasize that all these actions are based on the very rational analysis and judgment mentioned above, and have nothing to do with Chen Yuying's sweet call of "brother", nor are they because I made the promise in a moment of enthusiasm and did not want to go back in disgrace and say that I failed, but instead wanted to show off my invincible appeal.
I am not a person who can be moved by beauty and face.
"Is what you just said true, godfather?" Zhang Haoyang confirmed.
"Don't worry, Bao Shengtian." Lin Li nodded.
"Wait, that's not right. The key points should be 'beautiful' and 'female', right? You wouldn't turn on a voice changer to play with me for a day, then record my perverted behavior and post it in the online group, right?" Zhang Haoyang was a little skeptical, "Lin Li, please say it again so that I can be assured."
What Zhang Haoyang described was not what Lin Li could do, but what he had already done.
The only difference is that last time I used a secondary WeChat account to pretend to be a girl.
My buddies are so cunning that they leave no way out for themselves.
Who on earth started this bad trend? Damn it.
Eventually, the two made a commitment to each other.
Zhang Haoyang added: "But Lin Li, please make it clear first. I may feel tired and go back to my place to rest or play with my phone. It is unlikely that I will go with you the whole time."
"It's okay, just get on the bus, and then you can do whatever you want in Egypt, no one will care about you." Lin Li turned around and left like a scumbag who put on his pants and didn't recognize anyone.
Zhang Haoyang: “?”
Didn’t you just say that without me, you can’t even have fun?
Asking for monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)