Chapter 73: Can a master like this be considered a human being?

Chapter 73: Can a master like this be considered a human being?

"Shh..."

Just as Ye Fei was staring blankly at the two-headed snake twitching on the ground, Wang Ergou flew down from the top of the tree.

He landed beside Ye Fei, looked at the two-headed snake jumping around on the ground, and his jaw almost dropped to the ground.

"This... good boy, although this two-headed snake is a python, it is a highly poisonous creature. The toxicity is so strong that you can't imagine. How did you manage to knock it down?"

Ye Fei pointed to his face and said, "Master, if I say it was frightened by my appearance, do you believe it?"

"You..." Because Wang Ergou's attention had been on the two-headed snake, he had not looked at Ye Fei carefully. When he looked at Ye Fei's face, even he was stunned for a moment.

"Hurry up!" Wang Ergou hurriedly took Ye Fei's hand, walked around the two-headed snake that was jumping on the ground, and quickly walked towards the hillside where Ye Fei had just rolled down.

After Ye Fei and Wang Ergou left, the two-headed snake immediately returned to normal. It looked at Ye Fei's back with fear, then quickly dived into the dense forest and disappeared.

Wang Ergou and Ye Fei climbed up the hill and then stopped.

He first grabbed Ye Fei's left wrist and took his pulse, and then grabbed Ye Fei's right wrist and took his pulse. After a while, he let go of Ye Fei's hand.

At this moment, his brows were already furrowed.

Why is this kid so angry?

His face is obviously caused by his anger, but why can't even I find the cause of the problem?

Is it that problem again?

Could it be that even my Nine Revolutions Return to Origin Pill can’t be suppressed anymore?

This is not a good situation.

He had to find a way to gather those medicines as soon as possible, otherwise he might not be able to hold on for much longer...

"Master, what's wrong with me?" Ye Fei asked blankly.

Wang Ergou glanced at his face and said, "Ugly and sick!"

Ye Fei: “…”

"You are good-looking, and you are the most handsome man in the world!" Ye Fei said disdainfully.

"Stop talking nonsense and put on the mask quickly. Don't disgust me. I'm old and my heart can't take it!" Wang Ergou said contemptuously: "Didn't I tell you not to take off the mask without my permission? Look how scared you are of that two-headed snake..."

Ye Fei: “…”

What the hell...

It wants to eat me, can't I just scare it?

Is there anything wrong with self-defense?

You still want to sentence me to a personal fight?

"Woof woof woof..." At this moment, a familiar dog barking sound suddenly came from the distance.

"Put it on quickly, your senior sister is here!" Wang Ergou said coldly: "It's okay if you disgust an old man like me, but don't disgust a beautiful young lady!"

"I just want to disgust her, so what!" Ye Fei said contemptuously.

"I was planning to introduce her to you as your wife, but since you don't want her, forget it!" Wang Ergou curled his lips.

"What the hell?" Ye Fei exclaimed, put on the mask instantly, and then immediately licked his face and hooked Wang Ergou's arm: "Hey, Master, is what you just said true?"

"I do have some ideas in this regard, but the key lies in how you do it!" Wang Ergou said lightly.

"Hehe, Master, you have no children, so why don't I just recognize you as my godfather!" As Ye Fei spoke, he had already pinched Wang Ergou's shoulders with both hands: "Godfather, do you feel the strength is okay? If you still feel uncomfortable, please say something..."

Wang Ergou: “…”

Shameless, so shameless...

However, he does have some of the demeanor I had when I was young.

"If you agree to my three conditions, I will help you!" Wang Ergou said expressionlessly.

"As long as godfather can let senior sister become your godson's wife, let alone three conditions, even three hundred will be no problem!" Ye Fei said excitedly.

Snapped!

Wang Ergou turned around and slapped Ye Fei on the forehead: "Master is Master, if you dare to yell again, I will tear your mouth apart!"

"Hey, calling me godfather is more intimate..."

"Stop smiling at me!" Wang Ergou said coldly, "The first condition is that you stop running away and concentrate on learning from me. Can you do that?"

Ye Fei: “Yes!”

"Second, from now on, all the money you earn must be given to me in half. Can you do that?"

"I'll give you half of the money I make in the future?" Ye Fei looked confused: "Master, with my character, do you think it's possible for me to make money in this life?"

"Don't worry about it. Just tell me whether you agree or not!" Wang Ergou asked.

"Okay!" Ye Fei nodded without hesitation.

"Words are not enough, a written document is proof!" Wang Ergou said, and took out his little notebook from his arms and turned to the last page: "I know you can't read, I have already written it, you just need to sign it, you can always write your own name, right?"

"Who are you looking down on? Of course I can write my own name!" Ye Fei took the small notebook and pretended to stare at the contents on it.

Wang Ergou stood beside him, looking at him with disdain: "You can't read, can you understand it?"

"Do you think I'm really illiterate?" Ye Fei curled his lips in disdain: "What a mess you wrote!"

He wanted to cheat Wang Ergou, fearing that he would write something nonsense and ask him to sign it.

Don't let him sign a contract of sale in a daze.

"Hey..." Wang Ergou shook his head, snatched the notebook, turned it around and handed it to him: "Kid, this is the right way to look at it! Oh, my brain..."

Ye Fei: “…”

You got it wrong again?

"Hurry up, sign it or not, if you don't want to sign, forget it!" Wang Ergou said impatiently.

"Sign, sign, sign..." Ye Fei immediately took Wang Ergou's pen and signed his signature, which he was proud of.

Wang Ergou took it and looked at it, and was stunned for a moment: "Those words written on the corner that day, were you practicing your signature?"

"Yeah..." Ye Fei straightened his clothes and said with a proud smile: "Hey, Master, how about my signature? Is it okay?"

"That's great, let's sign like this from now on!" said Wang Ergou.

"Of course! Hehe, Master, what about the third condition?" Ye Fei said.

"I have just written down the three conditions above, and you have already signed and agreed to them!" said Wang Ergou.

"Ah?" Ye Fei was stunned for a moment: "I haven't agreed to the third condition yet, and you asked me to sign it directly?"

"Do we have to sign the three conditions three times? Isn't that troublesome?" Wang Ergou said disdainfully.

"The problem is that you haven't told me what the conditions are. What if you sell me out?" Ye Fei said contemptuously.

"Don't think so bad of your master. This third condition is also for your own good. You can definitely do it. What I mean is, when you master your skills and go down the mountain, you are not allowed to say that you are my disciple when you go out!" said Wang Ergou.

"Master, what does this mean? Do you dislike me?" Ye Fei was stunned.

"It's enough for you to know it in your heart. Why bother asking? That would be so embarrassing for everyone!" Wang Ergou nodded: "Yes, you are right, I just dislike you!"

I asked you to sign, but you signed a shit. Oh my god...

What sin did I commit in my previous life that I had to agree to do Old Man Ye a favor...

"That's what you want to say, right? If I become awesome in the future, don't regret it!" Ye Fei curled his lips and said, "Okay, I agree to all three conditions. Now it's your turn to tell me how you plan to bring me and my senior sister together!"

"Isn't this simple?" Wang Ergou curled his lips in disdain. "When the time is right, I will poison your sister, and you can make her suffer for it after it's done. I will make the decision for you, and your sister won't dare to say anything!"

"Fuck, old man, are you talking like a human being?" Ye Fei immediately shouted at Wang Ergou with disdain: "She is your close disciple, and you actually did such a thing. Is this what a human being does?"

Seeing Ye Fei so angry, Wang Ergou suddenly laughed.

Well, this kid has good character.

The person that Old Man Ye has his eyes on is indeed of very reliable character.

This makes me feel relieved...

These few secret skills of mine that I have kept in reserve have finally found their successors...

At this moment, Ye Fei suddenly added: "However, I think with my dignity, this seems to be the only way to take down Senior Sister. Master, this matter should be dealt with as soon as possible, you should arrange the poisoning as soon as possible, otherwise I am afraid that something unexpected will happen if you delay!"

Wang Ergou: “…”

Did he really take it seriously?

Bastard, I overestimated him after all...

"Poison? What kind of poison?" At this moment, the voice of the third senior sister suddenly came.

When she looked carefully, she found that she and Zheng Dao were already ten meters away.

In the blink of an eye, she came to Wang Ergou and Ye Fei: "Junior brother, what were you talking about poisoning?"

Ye Fei: “…”

Snapped!

Just when Ye Fei didn't know how to answer, Wang Ergou suddenly raised his hand and slapped him on the forehead: "This little bastard, he is crazy about women and actually asked me to poison you! Tell me, this is not something a human would do..."

Ye Fei: “…”

Can a master like this be considered a human being?

If I don’t betray my master in the future, I will take your surname Wang!

If you push me too far, I can do something as bad as betraying my teacher and ancestors, believe it or not...