Chapter 73 Being Misunderstood as a Lolita Con (Sad)
"Is this really my Poseidon...?"
The light on the ground was so clean that Su Nan was a little overwhelmed. If he had not seen his unchanged throne, Su Nan would have suspected that he had traveled through time for the second time.
And it’s already so clean, and there’s still someone cleaning?
Looking at the little sea girl sweeping with a broom not far ahead, Sunan always felt his right eyelid twitching.
This...what's going on?
Why, after nearly a hundred years of absence, a little sea girl wearing a maid outfit suddenly appeared in his own shrine?
Looking closely at the little Loli from the sea clan, Sunan quickly identified that she belonged to his own clan - the water-spouting fish clan.
broken!
A flash of lightning flashed through Sunan's mind, and a trace of panic flashed through his heart.
Why would the person who came to clean the Sea God Palace for him be a little loli from the sea clan?
Could it be... that he was considered a perverted lolita?
Even now, in the streets and alleys of Lemuria Sea Country, there are rumors that "the Sea God is a lolita lover"...
If this were true, Sunan felt that although he was alive, he was already dead.
"No! I can't be mistaken for a lolita!" After taking a deep breath, Su Nan showed a very forced smile on his face.
At this time, the little loli from the sea clan who was cleaning the hall also noticed Su Nan.
"Ah~ It's Lord Poseidon!" Gululing hastily put down the broom in her hand, tightly grasped her skirt with her little hands, and then bowed to Sunan, with a clear and pleasant voice:
"See Lord Poseidon!"
"Uh..." After hesitating for a few seconds, Su Nan looked around and asked her in a low voice: "Um... why are you cleaning in my Sea God Palace?"
Gululing blinked his big eyes a few times, poked his cheek lightly with his fingertips, and said thoughtfully:
"Her Royal Highness said that Lord Poseidon might need to rest for a long time, so she proposed in the Congress to form a team of maids to clean Lord's bedroom."
"The Guardian Knight has offered to be the captain of the maid team, so..."
"I mean, why would you, such a... such a young child, come to clean for me?" Sunan stretched out his finger and gently touched Guru Ling's lips, signaling the little girl not to speak and listen to his question.
After saying this, he withdrew his fingers.
Feeling the touch of Su Nan's fingertips on her lips, Gululing's face flushed, she lowered her head slightly, and said hesitantly:
"because……"
"Because everyone is saying that the Sea God likes cute little girls... I... I like the Sea God very much, so I took the initiative to apply to be a maid to clean the shrine..."
Boom!
It was as if a thunderbolt struck his head, or a high-speed train suddenly crushed his head. Su Nan suddenly felt dizzy...
Ruined……
It's really over...
My reputation was ruined by the damn rumor that I like cute little girls...
Heartache!
Heartache so much that I can't breathe!
Sunan feels that the rumor of being a "lolita lover" may accompany her for the rest of her life...
"No!" Su Nan's face showed a bit of ferocity: "Absolutely...absolutely cannot let this rumor continue to spread, otherwise how can I live in the future?"
Some people are alive, but they are already dead; some people are dead, but they are still alive...
And Su Nan, who was rumored to be a "Lolita complex", is probably dead.
"Sea... Lord Poseidon?" After Gululing finished speaking, she saw that Su Nan did not speak, and raised her head with some curiosity. As a result, she saw Su Nan's uncertain expression, and she was a little worried that she might have said something wrong, and worried that she would cause the Poseidon to dislike her, so she tentatively said:
"What's wrong with you? Did Gollum say something wrong..."
"If it was Gulu Ling who said something wrong... please punish me, Lord Poseidon..."
As the little girl spoke, an expression of worry and grievance appeared on her face.
"No..." Su Nan took a few deep breaths, gently stroked his temple with his left hand, and reached out with his right hand to touch her little head, soothing the little girl's emotions.
"I'm just... a little surprised."
Su Nan showed a very forced smile on his face, and then he asked again:
"Um... has the news that I like cute little girls spread...?"
"Well..." Gululing quickly recovered her composure after being comforted by Sunan. Then, she answered with some doubt after hearing Sunan's question:
"Isn't that what everyone has always believed?"
"I heard from the adults at home that many years ago, when the Sea God was choosing the Queen, the Princess, and the Guardian Knight, this matter had already spread slowly..."
What the hell!
What the hell, the rumor that Sunan is a "lolita complex" has been circulating for more than a hundred years? ! ! !
Sunan's face began to change like a mask, first turning blue, then red, then purple, and finally black...
He had a dark face and was silent for a long time. Finally, he sighed helplessly.
Tired...Destroy this boring world...
He, Sunan, is already spiritually dead, so he does not allow others to live materially.
Material and spiritual, others have to choose one to die together!
"Lord Poseidon?" Gululing looked at Su Nan's expression changing wonderfully, feeling a little impressed in his heart. He was worthy of being the Poseidon, as even his expression changed so much and so quickly.
"You... do a good job. You're doing a good job. Come on. I have to deal with something very important now." After Su Nan recovered his mood, he gently patted Guru Ling's little head, then turned and left the Palace of Poseidon.
He felt that it would be best for him not to stay in the Seagod Palace for the time being... no, he shouldn't even stay in Lemuria.
Otherwise he was worried that one day he would hear strange words like "Lord Poseidon turns out to be a perverted lolita complex", "Lord Poseidon likes cute little girls", "Lord Poseidon is so bad, I like him so much".
If that situation really happened, even with his thick skin as thick as the Lemurian Great Barrier and his integrity as deep as the abyss, he would not be able to withstand those gossips...
Sunan also thought about using strict laws to prohibit the people of Lemuria from spreading rumors that he was a "lolita complex" who "likes cute little girls", but...
As the saying goes, the more you forbid something, the more it will come.
He felt that if he really came up with a strict law, the people of Lemuria would probably discuss it more enthusiastically, right?
Even the original rumors would be inexplicably proved by them.
As for the punishment of the law...
They are his own people. In a sense, they all grew up under his care. How could he bear to punish these sea people?
"That's all..."
"If you can't provoke me, can't you just run away?"
"At worst, I can run to Gaohai. There won't be rumors in Gaohai that I'm a lolita complex, right?"