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"Okay." The wizard nodded.
By this time the elf girl had ridden through the gate and disappeared from sight. As the wizard was about to leave the tower, Elizabeth grabbed him and asked seriously, "Do you want to travel with her?"
Wang: "Think about it. You see, her first reaction just now was to use a bow and arrow. She drew the bow so smoothly. And I saw that in addition to the quiver on her back, she also had a quiver on her waist. She must be a ranger, and a very powerful ranger."
Elizabeth: "That's not what I'm asking... I'm asking if you want to go on a business trip with her in a carriage?"
"Ah, that's what you're talking about. No. By the way, I don't want to be turned into a lamb and beaten by her with a whip, and she doesn't even blush. I don't want to fall in love with her yet."
Elizabeth was immediately relieved, but immediately asked, "Do you want to sleep with her?"
The king actually thought for a second before answering, "Neither do I. I find it very strange. The Duchess of the Valley should be considered a beautiful woman, but I have no intention of sleeping with her. The elf just now was even more beautiful than you, but I didn't have that thought either. Is it because your secondary sexual characteristics are the most obvious?"
Elizabeth was speechless for a long time.
Xiao Bai said beside him: "Da Congming is indeed a fool. No, it should be said that Da Congming is indeed a smart guy. Yes, that's the right way to put it."
Wang refuted seriously: "I am thinking about the problem. If I have the chance in the future, I must do a quantitative analysis to see how big my body will produce the desire to mate. But for now, I do have the possibility of developing a romantic relationship with Miss Elf."
Elizabeth: “…”
Flint laughed. "I thought I had seen all kinds of humans, but I didn't expect that my horizons were narrow. It's a pity that the anxious cat-person is not here, otherwise she would be very happy."
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A moment later, the king's team met the elf girl in the meeting room specially provided by Sir Ralph.
The first thing the king said when he saw the elf was, "Why are your legs so long?"
Flint: "Who are you calling short-legged?"
Elizabeth: "Don't be so sensitive. It's hard to say for others, but he definitely doesn't despise you."
The dwarf took out his pipe: "That's right."
The elf frowned. "What was that just now? Some kind of provocation?"
Wang: "No, I'm just asking why your legs are so long and look so developed."
"I am a forest elf. I need to jump on trees. Without muscles like these, there is no way I can run through the treetops of Sewulin."
Wang: "You are from Sewulin? Isn't that on the other side of the World Mountains?"
"I crossed the World Mountains," the elf answered, as if he had only stepped over a small hillock.
Wang: "Take the shield route?"
"No, much of the Shield Road is underground, and I do not particularly enjoy passing through the mountain kingdoms of the Dwarves," the elf replied.
Wang: "So you didn't pass through Langdon Territory either?"
"No. I want to avoid big cities as much as possible. I..." The elf hesitated, then said, "I am not very good at identifying human lies. I am afraid of being deceived."
Everyone looked at each other.
Flint said as he filled his pipe with tobacco: "Then you have come to the right place. We have a captain here who will not lie."
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The blonde elf girl frowned at the dwarf.
Flint: "Why? Do you think that we dwarves also like to lie?"
"No, my master said that dwarves are an honest and stubborn race."
Everyone looked at Flint. Unexpectedly, the dwarf was quite happy with this comment. He nodded repeatedly: "Yes, that's how we dwarves are. We are as stubborn as rocks!"
Elizabeth: "Stubborn isn't a good word, is it?"
"If we think it's okay, then it's okay," Flint replied.
Wang: "Let's get back to Miss Elf. Why did you leave your hometown to travel?"
The blond elf immediately replied, "To improve my archery skills."
The dwarf snorted. "What a coincidence! Our team has a wizard who wants to make friends, a warlock who wants to go for a walk, and now a ranger who wants to improve his archery skills!"
Xiaobai: "To enjoy the delicious food of the druid."
"Oh, yes, there are also druids who come to taste the food." The dwarf added to Xiaobai, "It's so colorful. The world-destroying crisis is not important at all."
The lord's son Ralph and the elf girl asked together: "World destruction crisis?"
The king looked at the Earl's son and said, "We told you that when we first came here."
Ralph looked embarrassed. "Did you tell me? Oh, now that you mention it, it seems to be true."
The elf girl silently distanced herself from the Earl's son: "Is this a trick?"
It can be seen that she is really not good at recognizing human lies.
Wang: "I think he just really forgot. After all, to him, the crisis of world destruction is far less urgent than the crisis of cavemen."
The elf girl distanced herself from the king again: "You...are you covering for each other? Is this covering for each other?"
Wang: “No, of course not, I’m just stating the facts.”
Elizabeth: "Neither of them should have any ill intentions."
The elf girl looked at Elizabeth hesitantly.
Wang whispered beside him, "Forget it, you are also a human being, she probably won't believe it."
Elf girl: "I feel this lady is more trustworthy."
Wang: “Why?”
Elf girl: "I don't know, I just feel...she is a kind person."
The king looked back and forth between the elf girl and Elizabeth, and suddenly snapped his fingers: "I see! This silly elf girl was deceived by the princess's appearance! The book says that when meeting for the first time, beautiful people are more likely to be favored!"
Dwarf: "Well, that makes sense."
The elf girl became even more alert: "So you are just planning to trick me?"
Flint tried to smooth things over, "Okay, stop teasing Pointy Ears. I think you should tell me the details of the current situation right away. If you are frank and honest, it should be easier to gain trust. Then we can ask Pointy Ears why he ran to this remote place."
Wang nodded, and then took out the old underground mine map borrowed from Ralph: "After a day of intelligence gathering, we now know the reason why the cavemen keep attacking the ground. This reason is not new. As for how long... according to the cavemen's timekeeping method, it was before the water droplets dripped from the stalagmites 27 times."
Elf Girl: "I have never heard of such a timekeeping method."
“Me too. So I wrote it up in my paper on how cavemen expressed their emotions through smell.”
The elf girl was shocked: "Do cavemen express their emotions through smell?"
Flint: "Based on the conclusion I drew from observing the wizard's entire experiment, this should be the case."
Xiaobai: "The happier they are, the stinkier they are! It smells terrible, ugh!"
The elf girl opened her mouth slightly, not trying to hide her shock at all, but it seemed that even in a state of shock, the elf would pay attention to the elegance of her behavior. Not only was her mouth not opened too wide, but her teeth were completely invisible, which was very beautiful.
Wang continued the previous topic: "27 water drops ago, cave dwellers discovered the temple of Lamashtu."
The elf immediately reported the name and power of this deity: "Mother of Monsters, protector of all deformed and strange things, and also the god worshipped by some evil creature tribes."
Wang: "In the Lamashtu Temple, in a place called the Fetal Movement Hall, the cave dwellers got hold of a sacred artifact. For some reason, this artifact could not be moved out of the Fetal Movement Hall. It might be because it was too large. Since then, the population of the cave dwellers has begun to grow rapidly. The cave dwellers say that they were all born from the Fetal Movement Hall."
Elf: "Could it be a metaphor?"
"Cavemen's IQ should not be able to use high-end techniques such as metaphors. Just like the barbarians in our team." said the mage.
Gao Trick nodded: "Yes."
The elf girl crossed her arms and held her chin.
Seeing this, Elizabeth immediately crossed her arms across her chest to hold up her proud secondary sexual characteristics.
Xiaobai looked back and forth at the two of them, as if she was enjoying a good show. Her ears twitched as if a horse was chasing away flies near its head.
The elf paid no attention to the human girl's competitive behavior, but after a brief moment of contemplation said, "There is no contradiction with what I know."
Wang: "What do you know? We have already told you the intelligence. Following the principle of reciprocity, you should also share some."
The wizard originally thought that the elf girl would be very vigilant and shout "Are you trying to trick me again?", but the girl nodded.
"You are right," she said. "I was caught in a blizzard while crossing the Shield Road, and was stranded on the snowy mountain. The elven robes helped to keep the cold at bay, but my horse could not handle it, and froze to death."
Elizabeth exclaimed, "Wait a minute! When did you cross the World Mountains? Wasn't it this past winter?"
Elf girl: "Yes, it was the winter solstice when I went up the mountain, and when I came down the mountain, most of the spring had passed."
Elizabeth looked up and down at the elf's clothes. "You...are wearing such an exaggerated robe that exposes your thighs. Can this be called a robe? It's so short! Are you going to cross the World Mountains like this during the winter solstice?"
The king patted Elizabeth on the shoulder and said, "This is an elf robe. There is magic on it. And her cloak is an elf cloak. As long as you cover it, it will be hidden. You can't see it unless you get close to it."
Elizabeth was surprised and asked, "Is that so?"
Wang: "Actually, she is still missing an elven sword that glows when evil creatures come near. That's the three-piece set for an elven adventure."
The elf girl reminded seriously: "I am a ranger."
Wang: "Yes, you are a ranger. Now continue to tell me about your experience, starting from when your horse froze to death."
Elf Girl: "My horse froze to death, so after crossing the World Mountains..."
Elizabeth: "Wait a minute! How did we cross the World Mountain Range? What about the process in between?"
The girl with pointed blond hair hesitated for a moment and said, "We just walked every day. We were almost caught in an avalanche, but we finally made it out of the mountains."
Xiaobai: "Aren't you going to eat?"
The elf girl took out a cookie from her pockets: "I have this."
Wang: "Elf pancakes, a small piece can sustain a day's consumption. Usually wrapped in leaves, one package is enough for an ordinary human to eat for a month. This is the best dry food, second only to the beans I took out earlier."
Xiaobai: "Ugh! The biscuits are made of glutinous rice! I hate glutinous rice!"
Elf Girl: "No, although I don't know the production process, but this... uh, it should only be partly starch, and mainly mushrooms and vegetables."
Xiaobai: "I hate vegetables too!"
The elf girl shrugged helplessly: "That can't be helped. Where were we just talking about?"
Wang: “You walked out of the mountains.”
"Yes, I left the mountains. The purpose of my trip was just to improve my archery skills, so I wandered around and avoided human cities. The only contact I had with humans was buying a batch of skinny horses from an old farmer."