Chapter 76 Go and get him!
Chapter 76 Go and get him!
It would have been fine if he had done it once, but he actually wanted to use the same method a second time. Did he really think that Qiu Sheng was joking?
Although I can't defeat you with magic.
But if it comes to hand-to-hand combat, we're not sure who will win!
The sticks whizzed past.
Just from the whistling wind blowing through it, one can tell the power of the stick.
However, when Uncle Jiu opened the door and saw the force that could split Mount Huashan, his expression changed drastically:
"Qiu Sheng, it's me!"
When he said this, Uncle Jiu subconsciously pointed Wencai's buttocks towards the stick:
“…Ah!!!!”
A scream suddenly rang out.
Then, Wencai, who had been unconscious just now, jumped off Uncle Jiu's shoulder, holding his butt and screaming.
A stick fell and hit Wencai on the butt, and Qiu Sheng realized that he had made a mistake.
"Master, you said you would come in, so just come in. Why did you open the door so rudely? I thought the Bat Wizard was coming to kill us again!"
Qiu Sheng took the initiative and said it before Uncle Jiu spoke, thus getting himself out of the situation in advance.
After hearing Qiu Sheng's words, and looking at Wen Cai who was crying and covering his butt, Uncle Jiu felt somewhat relieved:
"When I went to look for Wencai just now, I looked everywhere, but I didn't expect that he actually fainted in the toilet."
"If there hadn't been a piece of wood hooking him, he would have drowned in the toilet when I got there!"
Losing face in the world of the living is not a big deal, what is feared is losing face in the underworld, in front of many ancestors.
If Wencai had just died like that, and the master asked around and found out that he had drowned in a toilet, that would have been a really lively night.
I guess if all the ancestors got together they could open a conference!
Hearing Uncle Jiu say this, Qiu Sheng couldn't help but twitch his lips, and he also looked a little relieved:
"Fortunately, Wencai didn't fall into the toilet, otherwise, you would have asked me to go down and fish him out..."
Seeing Qiu Sheng still daring to whisper at this time, Uncle Jiu glared at him fiercely:
"Look, you've almost broken Wencai's butt with this stick. You have to take good care of his food, drink, defecation and urination when we get back to the charity cemetery!"
The spanking on Wencai's butt almost broke it. If it had hit him on the forehead, he would have gone to see the master on the spot.
It's even more embarrassing than Wencai drowning in a cesspool!
"What are you still standing there for? Why don't you carry Wencai to the bed and let him lie down to have a good rest, and give him some medicine?"
Seeing Qiu Sheng still standing there in a daze, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but start giving orders.
After hearing Uncle Jiu's words, Qiu Sheng finally came to his senses and nodded repeatedly:
"Oh oh oh, I'll do it right away!"
After saying that, he threw down the stick in his hand, and then planned to pick up Wencai from the ground and put him on the bed.
However, when he just approached Wencai, he suddenly found that Wencai's eyes seemed to change.
The next moment, Wencai, who had just been beaten half to death, suddenly became a little crazy:
"...Wow, woof, woof!"
The whole person looked like a dog, and almost bit off Qiu Sheng's finger. He looked really crazy!
Seeing Wencai suddenly going crazy, Qiu Sheng took a step back to avoid the bite that almost bit his hand, and then looked at Uncle Jiu:
"Master, look, Wencai has gone mad. Please find a way to cure him quickly. Is he possessed by some evil spirit?"
Originally Qiu Sheng was just complaining casually, but when Uncle Jiu heard what he said and looked at Wencai who had gone crazy, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but nodded:
"This is black magic! I didn't expect that your accidental stick would actually cause something to happen."
When he said this, Uncle Jiu's fingers repeatedly tapped Wencai's acupuncture points, and then he knocked him out with a light tap:
"If you hadn't nearly crippled Wencai with that blow, you wouldn't have been able to activate the dog magic that the bat wizard had planted in Wencai's body."
"Well, you help Wencai to bed first, I'll prepare some herbs and solve this black magic first!"
When he finished speaking, Uncle Jiu looked at Qiu Sheng with appreciation, and then walked over to the bag of medicinal herbs next to him to pick and choose.
It looks like he is busy preparing medicine!
He helped Wencai over and threw him onto the bed. Then, Qiu Sheng looked at Wencai lying next to him with a look of surprise:
"Dog magic? Does this thing attach the dog's soul to Wencai's body? It turns out there is such a thing..."
When he said the last word, Qiu Sheng couldn't help but reveal an expression of surprise.
No wonder Wencai was biting people like a mad dog just now, it turned out he was hit by a dog curse, the magic spells in the spiritual world are really magical!
Taking advantage of this time, Qiu Sheng arranged the altar. When he finished, he found that Uncle Jiu was still busy, so he went to Uncle Qi again:
"Seventh Uncle, what is my master doing? Have you ever heard of this thing called dog surrender?"
At the end of the conversation, Qiu Sheng also imitated Wencai's behavior:
"...Wow, woof, woof!"
Watching Qiu Shengxue's vivid performance, Song Feng glanced at the rain in the distance, then at the gradually darkening weather, and then smiled and said:
"The black magic is mostly used by magicians in Southeast Asia, and it is similar to the witchcraft in Miaojiang."
"Compared to other exorcism techniques, this animal exorcism is as cruel as refining a fierce ghost. Of course, its effect is also very outstanding."
When he got here, Song Feng almost couldn't help laughing:
"If this black magic is really hidden and suddenly attacks, it will definitely bite your master and make him lose his mind."
"Who would have thought that what the Bat Mage had planned would be destroyed by a stick like you."
“Hahahaha… I’m afraid that when this unfortunate bat wizard was refining the dog’s curse, he must have used the method of beating the dog to death to suppress its resentment.”
When he said this, Song Feng couldn't help but look at his grandson in front of him with a strange look:
"Sometimes I wonder if there is something strange about the fates of the three of you."
"Why do such strange things always happen to you three..."
Although his seventh uncle was teasing him, Qiu Sheng also said that he had learned something.
It turns out that spells can be broken this way!
But in the blink of an eye, it was dark, and the drizzle had stopped.
The whole town was in complete silence.
It was as if there were no living people except the few people in their inn.
The night is as dark as a giant beast. The situation of knowing that someone is watching outside but not being able to go out is really stressful!
Uncle Jiu, who was busy preparing medicine at the moment, came over with a pestle and a bunch of unknown medicine:
"This is the killing drug I gave you. Just take a spoon and feed it to Wencai."
Looking at the dark and murky inside the medicine drawer, Qiu Sheng swallowed subconsciously as he wondered what kind of medicinal ingredients were put into it.
“…Gulp!”
Then, he took the killing medicine and fed it to Wencai little by little with a small spoon, muttering as he fed:
"Wencai, this is the medicine that my master gave me. If you are killed by it, you must recognize the right person when you meet the ancestors in the underworld."
"I sleep lightly at night, so please don't come to me in my dreams..."
Although it is a good thing for a practitioner to have a good mentality and a big heart before the war, it is not a good thing to have a heart that is too big.
Seeing Qiu Sheng still grumbling and playing tricks on him at this time, Uncle Jiu's murderous intent that had just been brewing almost disappeared:
"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up! The Bat Mage will launch an attack soon, we must take him down this time!"
Seeing that the master was angry, Qiu Sheng quickly sped up, scooped up a large spoonful and stuffed it into Wencai's mouth.
In a short while, he had stuffed a large bowl of black medicine into Wencai's mouth:
“Ugh…Ugh…Ugh!!”
Although he was unconscious, Wencai vomited subconsciously after being fed so many drugs.
After seeing Wencai's subconscious action, Qiu Sheng quickly covered his mouth:
"Don't spit, don't spit, it will be fine in a while!"
Sure enough, after covering his mouth for a while, Wencai calmed down, and then began to feel hot all over.
In a short while, the whole person was completely burned pink, and there were even faint black lines moving on his body.
But the effect is visible to the naked eye.
After each black line appears on his body, it will disappear in the blink of an eye. The effect is absolutely amazing!
"Master, the herbs are working!"
Seeing that this herb was indeed useful, Qiu Sheng felt relieved.
Seeing that Qiu Sheng's method had already worked, Uncle Jiu waved his hand and called Qiu Sheng over directly:
"Qiu Sheng, come to my side. I am going to perform a ritual to bless your magic weapon. There is only one possibility between us and the Bat Wizard tonight, and that is, he will die and we will live!"
When he said this, Uncle Jiu held the Bagua mirror and shone the moonlight on the copper coin sword in front of him and blessed it:
"brush!"
A bright light suddenly appeared, and the seemingly ordinary money sword had turned into a shining golden sword.
After hearing the master's instructions, Qiu Sheng walked over quickly and followed Uncle Jiu's pace:
"Master, come here!"
Two people, one in front and one behind, began to prepare various items for the ritual in front of the altar which was covered with a bright yellow tablecloth.
At this time, Song Feng finally saw everything in the backpacks that Uncle Jiu and the others were carrying.
Look carefully ahead.
At this moment, there were all kinds of things on the table, from gold coins and swords to five emperors' copper coins, red ropes and black dog blood.
What stands out is professionalism!
Especially with Uncle Jiu constantly casting spells and drawing various runes in the house, the whole room gave people a solemn atmosphere.
It makes people look safe.
At this moment, I heard a rustling sound suddenly coming from outside the window:
"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh..."
Hearing this sudden voice, Uncle Jiu, who had already prepared various magical instruments and was ready for battle, looked out the window:
"……Um?"
Looking closely, I saw butterfly-like things everywhere in sight.
These butterflies look beautiful one by one.
But when it’s overwhelming and all you see are butterflies flapping their wings, it’s a bit scary.
However, when Uncle Jiu glanced at the candlelight and saw the silk threads connecting the butterflies, he couldn't help but chuckle:
"Qi Men Dun Jia? Look, I break it!"
After he finished speaking, he suddenly grabbed a handful of copper coins on the table, wiped them on the Bagua mirror, and threw them out:
"Brush brush..."
The copper coins flew away, and in the blink of an eye, the many butterflies that originally looked very intimidating began to fly away.
It disappeared in the blink of an eye!
Seeing how Uncle Jiu easily broke this oppressive scene, Qiu Sheng shouted cheerfully:
"Bat Mage, do you have any backup plan? If not, come out and surrender! If you surrender now, we can spare your life!"
Qiu Sheng shouted loudly, so his voice could be heard very widely, as if he was shouting through a loud speaker.
However, after hearing Qiu Sheng's words, he only heard echoes coming from the houses in all directions:
"Lin Jiu... and your little disciple... you are just talking big... Now you have fallen into my strange pattern... I will let you die in fear tonight..."
“Hahahaha…just wait…after you die, I will turn your bodies into zombies…wahahahaha…”
When the last words were spoken, everyone heard a laughter that could be described as evil.
Listening to the echoes from all directions, Uncle Jiu calmly picked up the Sanqing Bell and shook it gently:
"Jingle Bell……"
The sound was very clear, and what was even more magical was that as he shook the Sanqing Bell, it seemed to have triggered something and covered up the sound of the laughter.
There were crisp sounds coming from all directions.
After the sound broke, Uncle Jiu signaled Qiu Sheng to continue shouting, and Qiu Sheng was also very bold and shouted directly:
"Bat Mage, you have run out of tricks. What else do you have besides these fake and bluffing tricks?"
This really pissed off the Bat Wizard.
“…Ahhh…you all deserve to die!!”
Although the voice still came from all directions, it sounded a bit more angry and frustrated.
After hearing this, Uncle Jiu suddenly looked in the direction of a silver needle in the water bowl in front of him:
“…I found you!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he picked up many magical instruments and jumped out of the window, looking like he was going out to kill someone:
"Qiu Sheng, hurry up and follow!"
Seeing that his master had already rushed over, Qiu Sheng also picked up a peach wood sword and rushed out angrily:
"Master, wait for me..."
Seeing the two people rushing towards each other's lair to kill each other, Song Feng, who was watching the excitement from the side, didn't know what to say for a moment:
"…Is this considered a battle of wits?"
(End of this chapter)