Chapter 77: “Social Phobia” Armguard!
Chapter 77: “Social Phobia” Armguard!
"Gu——" Lu Shinian swallowed with great difficulty, "...Can I leave a last word first?"
"Sorry, I can't." Xu Yichi had a blank expression on his face, and his heart was colder and harder than the Antarctic glaciers that had been frozen for tens of millions of years.
Later, Yang Yan'an forced the pile of damn sea salt, cucumber and potato chips flavored mooncakes into Lu Shinian's hands, and he took them all the way back to Yaoshan Temple.
However, the "culprit" who made this good thing happen did not pay attention to the specific movements of the mooncake. She was only anxious to rush back as soon as possible to join the other three big monsters mentioned by Yang Yanan today.
——Although, judging from the post in the post with the v-signal “I’m taking tonic medicine like a dead clamp!”, it’s highly likely that all the mooncakes ended up in Taoist Master Clamp’s stomach.
But it doesn’t matter, it doesn’t affect her adding those big guys first.
After simply browsing the circle of friends, Xu Da was very satisfied. He turned around and sent a friend request to the Han brocade arm guard that had become a spirit.
This ancestor seemed to be an internet addict who surfed the Internet intensively 24 hours a day. Her application was approved within two seconds after she submitted it.
It was so fast that she almost thought she was hallucinating.
...Sure enough, once we no longer need to be human, everyone seems to have a lot of free time.
At least she saw that Senior Dianfeng, Ah Si and Tu Tu were quite idle all day long, while the ones who were so busy that they had no time to rest were her, her idol, and Taoist Jiazi, the official errand boy of Yaoshan Temple.
Xu Yichi was fiddling with her phone, secretly complaining to herself as she raised her hand to open the chat box of the senior with the arm guard. Out of politeness, she decided to send a message to the ancestor on the other side first, but she didn't expect that as soon as her first sentence appeared on the screen, the ancestor on the other side sent her a whole screen of messages like a machine gun.
[Lanting Xueyichi: Hello, senior. I am the producer of the Dream Game Studio that Senior Yang Yanan mentioned to you.]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: I know you, Xiao Xu, right?]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: Xiao Yang, that unfortunate kid, has told me about your situation in detail. She said that you may need the restoration materials and image authorization for my complete Han brocade “Five Stars Rising from the East, Benefiting China”… Don’t worry, these are all small matters. I have prepared everything and can send you the electronic version right now.]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: (Five Stars Rising from the East, Chinese Han Brocade Restoration Picture.jpg)]
[Please don't call me Tiger Bi: (Details of the restoration of the Chinese Han Brocade with five stars rising from the east.zip)]
[Please don't call me Tiger Bi: (Real shot of the Five Stars from the East Chinese Han Brocade Arm Guard.zip)]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: (“Five stars rise in the east, benefit China” Han Dynasty brocade restoration ideas and Han Dynasty loom restoration.pdf)]
[Please don't call me Tiger Bi: (Research on Han Dynasty Textile Machines and Unearthed Cultural Relics.pdf)]
[Please don't call me Tiger Bi: (Artistic characteristics of Han Dynasty brocade.pdf)]
[Please don't call me Tiger Bi: (Study on the differences between Han Dynasty silk and contemporary silk.pdf)]
[Please don't call me Tiger Bi:: (Detailed explanation of the Han-Qiang War.pdf)]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: That’s it, that’s about it… I think it’s enough for you to make games. As for the specific licensing contracts, we’ll discuss it when I get to Xinchuan next week.]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: I have booked the ticket for next Tuesday night. I have contacted the Taoist Master Chang Qing of Yaoshan Temple to help pick me up at the airport. If it is possible, we can meet at Yaoshan Temple on Wednesday or Thursday. I have to go back to New Zealand on Friday.]
[Please don't call me Tiger Bi: Xiao Xu, do you think there is no problem over there?]
Good...good guy.
Is this... is this what she encountered the legendary "social terrorist"? ?
I swear to God, she just sent a sentence... and she hasn't even finished saying what she was going to do!
This gentleman just sent all these things to her at once?
Even the top seniors weren't so straightforward when they signed the contract with them!
Xu Yichi was stunned when she saw the pile of documents. She stared at the screen of her mobile phone for a long time. It took her a long time to realize that she should give a serious reply first.
[Lanting Xueyichi: ...Okay, we'll be fine here, senior.]
[Lanting Xue Yi Chi: Wednesday or Thursday, we can go any day. We can go on whichever day is convenient for you.]
[Lanting Xueyichi: Also... Senior, what is your last name? How should I address you appropriately?]
——She couldn’t just follow the peak senior and call him old arm guard!
Wouldn't her head be twisted crooked on the spot by this senior?
Xu Yichi picked at his fingers and waited nervously for the reply from the guy on the other side. Fortunately, the "social terrorist" never disappoints people, and the guy on the other side replied in seconds as usual, like a machine gun.
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: Liu Zhuyi.]
[Please don’t call me Lao Hubi: Actually, I originally wanted to be called “Liu Zhuyi”, but the old guys at the registration desk said that my name didn’t sound very friendly. After all, your country has been a place of ethnic integration for who knows how many times, so they forced me to change it.]
[Please don't call me Tiger Bi: Hey! To be honest, I get angry when I mention this! You said Xiao Xu, except for the group that has been integrated... now they are called ethnic minority compatriots, aren't the group of Yi people outside of Huaxia also Yi people?]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: I just gave them a name and said I wanted to kill them, so there’s nothing wrong with that, right? Or am I getting old and not keeping up with the times?]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: Don’t you kids nowadays want to beat up those foreign devils? Of course, I don’t mean to be unpeaceful… I am usually quite peace-loving.]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: that’s what it is, well, no matter how you beat me, we’re still fighting an economic war, and we’re still fighting a cultural war, right?]
[Please don't call me Tiger Bi: Anyway, I'm not happy about them changing my name. What can a piece of bamboo do? You can't even make a few arrows after splitting it. Now the ladder can't use this thing.]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: Oh… I won’t talk to you about this anymore. It makes me so sad. Anyway, you can call me whatever you want. As long as you don’t follow Xiao Yang, the unfortunate guy, and call me “Old Arm Guard”, you can call me whatever you want.]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: By the way, I heard from Xiao Yang that you guys have almost finished drawing the characters in the game? What does the Han Brocade Spirit look like? Can you let me take a look?]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: Let me take a look. If there are any major problems, you can fix them before I come, so as to avoid wasting time by fixing them on the spot.]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: As for what you said, when will I have time?]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: I think we should just schedule it for Wednesday morning, so that if there are any follow-up issues, we can discuss it on Thursday - so that I don’t have to run away on Friday when I find some problems when we meet on Thursday.]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: WeChat is not as efficient as face-to-face communication.]
[Please don’t call me Tiger Bi: Okay, that’s about all I want to say, the rest is up to you.]
[Please don't call me Tiger Bi: Hey, where are you? Xiao Xu, Xiao Xu, are you still there, Xiao Xu?]
Social terrorist (convinced)