Chapter 77: Calling the old woman three times

Chapter 77: Calling the old woman three times

"Wow."

"Big brother is the best."

"Thank you, Uncle Chen."

Suddenly, the children lined up in a straight line and praised Chen Jianye.

"Except for the Jia family."

"Just now Mrs. Jia said she was going to report me. I am a person who holds grudges!"

Chen Jianye shouted loudly.

Woohoo!

Banggeng and Dingdang cried sadly.

"This beast just targeted our Jia family!"

"Dongxu, please take Chen Jianye away quickly."

Jia Zhang was sitting in the room and heard the noise outside. She was so angry that she opened her hands and performed a ritual.

She didn't dare to go out and perform the ritual, for fear of being slapped in the face by Chen Jianye.

In front of Chen's house.

When Chen Jianye saw the two children of the Jia family crying, he felt a little guilty.

After all, Banggeng is only a little over four years old and is still a child.

It's time to be naughty.

It will take several years to become the "King of Thieves" and a great joke that everyone hates.

Dingdang is even smaller.

Chen Jianye has a grudge against the Jia family, and it's all because of Jia Zhang. It's really wrong for it to affect the children.

"But I am a reasonable person and I am willing to give those who don't obey a chance."

"Bang Geng, Ding Dang, if you two listen to me, I will give you lard."

Chen Jianye said again.

"I'm obedient. I've always been obedient. I'll do whatever you tell me to do."

Bang Geng wiped his tears with his sleeve and said quickly.

Dingdang can't speak yet and follows behind Banggeng.

"Then take Dingdang to your door and yell 'damn old woman' three times, and I'll give you three pieces of lard."

Chen Jianye grabbed three pieces of lard from the bowl and handed them to the child who was first in line.

Bang Geng showed some confusion on his face.

It seems inappropriate to ask him to call his grandmother a dead old woman.

The key is that after shouting, you are likely to get beaten when you get home.

"Thank you, Brother Jianye."

Yan Jieyi had a smile on his face when he got the lard residue.

Next it was Yan Jiekuang's turn.

Chen Jianye gave it as usual.

In terms of seniority, there is nothing wrong with Yan Fugui's children calling him brother.

Seeing Yan Jiewei put a piece of lard into his mouth and chew it with a crunching sound, with his lips full of grease, Bang Geng really couldn't stand it anymore.

"Uncle Chen, if I shout, you can't lie to me."

Banggeng made a decision and put the lard residue in his mouth to taste it first.

Being beaten is something that will come later.

"With so many people watching, how could I lie to you about your child?"

Chen Jianye said with a smile.

"it is good."

Banggeng ran towards the Jia family, and when he reached the door, he shouted "Stupid old woman" three times.

Everybody was laughing at the sight.

Especially the children in the compound, some of them laughed while holding their stomachs.

I laughed until tears came out.

Chen Jianye kept his word and took out three pieces of lard from the bowl and handed them to Banggeng.

"Thank you, Uncle Chen."

Bang Geng's eyes lit up. He threw a piece of lard into his mouth and started chewing it with a crunch.

"Brother, brother."

Dingdang looked at him with envy.

Banggeng hesitated for a moment and handed Dingdang a piece of lard.

There was only one last piece of lard left in his hand and he was reluctant to eat it.

Jia Zhang came out of the house and looked towards the door of the Chen family fiercely: "Chen Jianye, you have done too many bad things, be careful of being struck by lightning!"

Chen Jianye didn't take it seriously, because he was not the one whose defense was broken.

We believe in science, not feudal superstition.

After a while, Bang Geng came to Chen Jianye again and said, "Uncle Chen, if I curse my grandma a few more times, can you give me some more?

Wow, this is really sweet.

Chen Jianye's mouth twitched twice: "I'll give you two more at most, depending on your performance."

Banggeng seemed to be energized and ran quickly into his house.

"Bang Geng, are you stupid?!"

Yelled the silly guy next door.

"Bah! Silly Zhu, you are the stupid one. Uncle Chen gave me something delicious, can you give me something to eat?"

Bang Geng retorted with an unhappy look on his face.

"You kid, Aunt Jia is your grandmother."

Sha Zhu was both angry and furious.

I can't stand Chen Jianye using snacks to entertain children.

Banggeng stopped paying attention to Shazhu and was about to shout towards the Jia family's house.

Jia Zhang rushed out with the thousand-layer sole in hand: "You heartless thing, I will beat you to death."

"Help, mother!"

Bang Geng screamed and turned and ran.

Although Banggeng is only four or five years old, he runs very fast, like a rabbit, and quickly rushes to the front yard.

Jia Zhang couldn't catch the stick, so she grabbed Dingdang in her hand and spanked the latter's butt a few times with her thousand-layer sole.

Dingdang cried loudly.

After venting her anger, Jia Zhang glared at Chen Jianye fiercely and went back to the house with her arms swung.

When Banggeng saw Jia Zhangshi going back, he ran to Dingdang and handed her the only piece of lard left in his hand.

"elder brother."

Dingdang took the lard residue and stopped crying immediately.

Chen Jianye couldn't help but look at Bang Geng with a higher regard.

This child has a good character and knows how to take care of his younger sister.

Jia Dongxu had just died, and Banggeng had not yet been led astray by Jia Zhangshi.

A few years later, the Courtyard Thief appeared out of nowhere and Bang Geng's personality was set, and there was nothing that could be done.

For the harmony of the compound and the long-term development of the Jia family, I have to kill old lady Jia.

Chen Jianye feels that he has a heavy responsibility on his shoulders.

After Banggeng had coaxed Dingdang, he ran to the door of Jia's house in a sly manner and shouted "Stupid old woman" three times.

Then he ran quickly to Chen Jianye.

Chen Jianye took out two pieces of lard from the bowl.

"Thank you, Uncle Chen."

Banggeng took the lard residue with a bright smile on his face.

Chen Jianye touched Banggeng's head.

Chen Jianye can accept a boy who is a little naughty, but if his values ​​are distorted, then he is useless.

Girls who are too spoiled can easily become little fairies, abandon their responsibilities and become selfish.

If a boy is spoiled, he can be a little naughty boy. If he commits crimes, it will cause greater harm to the society.

After distributing the lard residue, Chen Jianye got up and went back to the house.

The remaining lard scraps were his snacks and he wouldn't share them with anyone.

After eating the lard residue, the children returned to their homes and happily told their parents about eating lard residue in front of the Chen family's door.

After that, you have to show your palms and show off the oiliness on your palms.

The adults in the family are naturally happy.

After a while, the sound of Jia Zhang's shouting and cursing came from the Jia family.

He was so disrespectful that he was used as a gun by Chen Jianye for a few pieces of lard.

The worst thing was that Bang Geng got five pieces of lard but didn't bring any back for her to taste.

There were also the cries of Banggeng and Dingdang.

Chen Jianye was too lazy to pay attention.

After reading for two hours, Chen Jianye simply washed up and entered the Lingquan space.

First pay attention to the chickens in the coop and provide them with food and water.

Then he took out the seeds, put them in the fields, and watered them.

Twelve days later, the seeds will grow into fruits, and it will be a new harvest.

By the time he finished his work, another two hours had passed.

Chen Jianye came out of the Lingquan space, got some toilet paper, and went to the public toilet.

After opening the door, Chen Jianye heard the sound of the door opening from the Jia family.

Then a burly figure walked out of Jia's house and headed towards the backyard.

Who else could it be but Jia Zhang.

'Jia Zhang also wants to go to the toilet?'

Chen Jianye's mind moved, he took two steps back to the house, and took out the equipment to conceal his identity from his personal space.

After getting dressed, Chen Jianye walked quietly towards the backyard.