Chapter 79 I don't know which unlucky guy is being targeted
Chapter 79 I don't know which unlucky guy is being targeted
"Master, do you see any problem?"
Second Uncle glanced at them quickly, then glanced at them again, and finally nodded: "Well, they are all things related to witchcraft. They are of no benefit to you. I will help you destroy them."
As he said this, he stuffed one of them into his arms.
Tan Wenjie: (→_→)
Tan Wenjie: "Master, the one you have is the list of medicinal materials."
He is about to report to the underworld but is still thinking about nourishing his kidneys. He is really an old chicken in the stable.
Men are always on the road of nourishing the kidneys and maintaining health.
The second uncle snorted, "Hmm? Really? I was dazzled and didn't see clearly."
You can see it clearly. Even those tiny handwritings are straining your eyes, but you can still find the most important one by just reading ten lines at a glance.
Tan Wenjie immediately changed his words: "Master, the herbs inside are very difficult to collect. I just happened to prepare a set to honor you. Why don't you try it today?"
He had already made a backup of the medicine list to prevent his second uncle from embezzling it.
No one knows a teacher better than his disciple. If there is anything good that can nourish the kidneys, strengthen the yang and prolong ejaculation, he will definitely send it to his master. He is definitely not worried that taking the wrong medicine will cause him to be unable to use Xiao Tan forever. He is not afraid of anything but peeing on his shoes. It is estimated that his master started peeing on his shoes decades ago, so there is no need to worry.
"You want to eat me to death?" The second uncle glared at Tan Wenjie. He had seen through his apprentice's plan. "This medicine will not be ineffective after taking it. At most, you will not be able to sleep for a day or two after taking it. You can't sleep on your stomach. The quality of sleep is very important for the elderly. You are so filial, so you should take it."
If you maintain that state for a day or two, you will definitely not be able to urinate, and the urine that you do get will be split into two, like a shower. It would be fine if it drips on your shoes, but it would be even more unbearable if it drips on your hands.
The master and the disciple were humble and courteous, a scene of a kind master and filial disciple.
Seeing that the situation was not going well, Tan Wenjie suggested, "Why not give it to Zhu Dachang first to see if there are any side effects?"
The master and the apprentice looked at each other and said in unison: "Good idea!"
Zhu Dachang, who had just finished his work, shouted before he even entered the door: "I saw Feibao outside, is it Brother Jie who is here?"
As soon as Zhu Dachang entered the door, he saw his second uncle and Tan Wenjie suddenly turn their heads, like paper figures turning their heads.
He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he felt that the two people's eyes suddenly flashed.
"Gudong!" Zhu Dachang swallowed his saliva and subconsciously took a step back.
But the two of them said in unison: "Dachang, you came at the right time. We have something good to eat for you."
It's so weird. Why do the two of them have no expression, their tone is vaguely malicious, and even what they say is exactly the same.
Zhu Dachang wrinkled his face and said, "Is it okay if I don't eat it?"
The master and the apprentice still spoke in sync: "What do you think?"
Zhu Dachang almost cried: "I'll eat it."
This master and disciple pair are the most cautious. If they don't obey, they will definitely be tricked.
After discussing the most important part about medicinal materials, and watching Zhu Dachang receive the order to go out with Fei Bao to boil medicine, the master and disciple turned their attention to dealing with the wizard next. Based on Second Uncle's analysis of the information on paper, the other party should be called a sorcerer. Judging from the things he bought, this person is proficient in sorcery and witchcraft.
Living long is indeed like having an encyclopedia, which is more comprehensive than the "Secret Records of Maoshan's Treatment of Evil Spirits".
"...Ahem, this is a person who is good at using witchcraft and is also very experienced in maintaining health."
More than just experience, he is very experienced.
Tan Wenjie remembered that in "Ghost Bites Ghost", Xiao Hai and the female ghost Xiao Hong almost fainted because of excessive Yang energy in their hands. Kissing would shorten one's life span, and kissing for too long might lead to death. However, Master Shi, who had a wizard as his backing, dared to attack the ghost directly.
The body is the capital of revolution. Tan Wenjie has good reasons to fight against evil and defend the way of justice. If he can avoid being weak, he will choose to be tough. The second uncle soon noticed something wrong with the list.
Tan Wenjie asked, "What does he want to do with these things?"
The second uncle said, "He collected these things to prepare corpses, and he used living people to refine corpses. Although I have never seen this kind of poisoned corpse, but looking at the materials and poisons he used to soften the bones, it is not difficult to guess that the corpse he refined should be very flexible. He also bought a lot of snakes, which should be the secret magic from Nanyang."
"Corpse refining?" Tan Wenjie was surprised.
That means you have to make the "figure" by yourself. You are a technical geek in the spiritual world, but you don't know which unlucky guy will be targeted.
"The corpse cannot be refined in a crowded place. He will definitely choose the countryside and the wilderness, and..." The second uncle poked the table with his finger and was about to continue speaking when he saw Tan Wenjie suddenly stand up and walk out.
Tan Wenjie continued, "Besides, he has been buying less and less things recently. Either he has no money, or he is planning to capture someone and refine his corpse. No matter which one it is, we must kill him before he makes a move."
"Don't bring ordinary people with you. He knows how to cast spells and cast poisons, and he looks like he's an expert at using poison. Ordinary people will die if they come into contact with him, or get hurt if they just touch him."
Tan Wenjie, who was about to walk out the door, suddenly stopped and took a few steps back: "Master, is there any good way to prevent poison?"
"Soak a towel in boy's urine and cover your mouth and nose."
"Boy's urine is easy to deal with, but..." Tan Wenjie frowned, "What if it is highly toxic?"
"I know this." Zhu Dachang happened to walk in. "The older the boy, the stronger his urine is."
Isn’t there one right in front of you!
Zhu Dachang and Tan Wenjie looked at their second uncle together.
"Second uncle!"
"Master!"
……
There is a town hundreds of miles away from Tanjia Town.
At a roadside tea stall, a young man with a sharp look asked while tea was being served: "Have you ever heard of the Zhuge family?"
"What noble family? I've never heard of it."
"Legend has it that he is Zhuge Liang's eighteenth-generation descendant, Zhuge Kongping."
"Brother, although I can't read, I know that Zhuge Liang lived during the Three Kingdoms period, which is one or two thousand years ago. My family now has three generations living together, and my grandfather is only in his fifties. Could it be that the Zhuge family only gave birth to a son every few hundred years?"
"Haha, I'm just asking casually. Maybe it's a god who can live for hundreds of years." The young man bowed and paid for the tea. There were more than twenty people like him who were sent out on errands to find the Zhuge family. They had to send letters back every once in a while.
In fact, the life was not tiring. Gathering information was what they were best at. But the more he investigated, the more he felt that the "aristocratic family" must be bragging. He did not realize that there was a pair of eyes behind him that were already watching him.
After today's fruitless investigation, he scratched his head and picked up the pen to write a letter. However, he could not read many words, so he only wrote one sentence: "Mr. Tan, we have not been able to find Zhu Kongping." He suddenly forgot how to write the "Ge" in "Zhuge", so he drew a circle instead so as not to affect reading.
Fortunately, I remember the address of Tanjia Town and know how to write it.
He left the inn and wanted to mail a letter, but suddenly a gust of wind blew and the letter flew out of his hand.
"Hey!" He jumped on the spot and watched the letter fly over the high wall beside him.
The content of the letter was not confidential, so he ignored it and turned back to write another one.
On the other side of the high wall, someone had already torn open the letter: "Tanjia Town, Master Tan, why are you investigating my senior brother? I have long known that my senior brother is in trouble recently. No! For the sake of my childhood sweetheart, I can't just sit there and do nothing."
(End of this chapter)