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But if he goes to Resident Evil, he will have to face the T virus, but there is ready-made gold for him in Raccoon City.

If he goes to The Walking Dead, he won't encounter any danger. The zombies there are not as terrible as the T virus, but there are too many garbage survivors, and the map is too large, so it is a waste of time to run around.

Therefore, he could only choose one of these two worlds as the target of his journey...

As for why he had to take the gold?

In fact, the reason is very simple. After discovering that she had a system, Kalista first changed her name, then started a takeaway spree in the real world, and then successfully ate herself into bankruptcy...

(PS: I’m so hungry! It’s hot! I’m so hungry! My tail is almost cooked by the heat!)

(PS2: Then he stretched out a hand, trying to catch the reader and take him home...)

Chapter 188: The system owners chosen by Selina are all weird

After returning home, Calista, who had changed into new panties, immediately turned on a terrible movie that she had seen that year - the name of which was "The Teleporter".

The reason why I chose this film is mainly because his system is so powerful.

Functionally, his system does not have any functions related to the mall and tasks. It has only two uses, one is to travel through, and the other is to select. Through this system, he can travel through any virtual work. Whether the work is a movie or a comic, a novel or a game, as long as he wants, he can travel through it. If he does not travel through, then he can choose any ability or item in that work and permanently turn off the travel option of this work. Then, a very BUG thing happened...

If this work is divided into two parts, or into different episodes, then if he chooses something in the first episode or the first part, then only the option of traveling through this episode or this part will be closed. In other words, he can still enter the second episode and the second part. The same is true for traveling through the world of comics and novels. If he chooses something in the first episode of the comics, or chooses something in the first chapter of the novel, then he can still enter the world of the second episode and the second chapter.

So after obtaining this system and realizing its true use, Calista suddenly felt as if he had become some kind of transcendent existence. He found himself like a god... no, he was a god.

"I didn't destroy this world just because I wanted to... maybe it has become a kind act?"

After successfully acquiring the ability of teleportation, Calista thought about it and appeared on a satellite covered with craters. That was the moon, a satellite that humans had to spend a long time to land on, 36 kilometers away from the ground. But now, he only needs a thought to go back and forth.

"Hmm... I just feel a little uncomfortable. Are the people in this book so strong?"

After returning from the moon, Calista was shocked by the pressure coming back from her body. In the magical pink app, the queen named Calista actually lived in a game world. The protagonist who was captured and corrupted was the hero in the RPG game. Since the XPs in this book were very diverse, he liked to read them. After becoming the villain, he seemed to have successfully inherited all the power that Calista had. Not only the amazing body that could survive in a vacuum, but also the skill panel and backpack that were available in all games. Now he has everything...

"After going to the moon and staying there for such a long time, I don't believe that there is a virus that can survive."

She stretched out lazily while sitting on the gaming chair which cost 2000 dollars. The amazing curve of her waist and the soft heart that pushed up her low-cut dress perfectly highlighted Kalista's soft and delicate body.

"Ahem... well... I am the most beautiful man in the world."

After taking a short break from all the funny stuff, Calista began planning her own money laundering scheme.

"First of all, this thing definitely can't be sold in the country..."

Nonsense, the bank will never accept gold whose origin is unclear. Calista, who had long realized this, grabbed a cigarette from the side and lit it for herself, then took another puff. Then she rubbed her hands, opened the search engine directly, looked at the various information that already existed in the entry, and began to ponder.

Judging from the current situation, the best place to sell the stolen gold is Mexico. One reason is that the emperor is far away, and the other is that the drug lords in Mexico are indeed very rich. The safest target for his gold is this group of criminals who can sit on the rich list. At that time, he will use an anonymous card to deposit the money into a Swiss bank, and then transfer it to HSBC as a capital injection. Then he can apply for a Centurion black card to create an offshore account...

Although the country will not investigate you for a few hundred million, Calista still thinks it's better to be safe. Take out a loan and pretend to start a business to open a shell company, and then send money to yourself regularly every month as salary. Small expenses can be completely washed out in this way, and the big expenses can be paid by credit card. Under the premise that the government does not know that it has a system, it is simply a fantasy to find him out from the billions of people.

No one could have imagined that it would take him less than a second to go from the Earth to the Moon and back. No one could have imagined that he could bring out gold, something that would never depreciate in human history, from the world of a bunch of movies and TV shows.

Now that the monetization plan has been confirmed, the next thing to do is to put it into practice.

After grabbing a few condoms and going to Mexico to confirm the transaction target, he appeared in front of the other party in a carefree manner.

"Don't say any more nonsense. I'm in a hurry."

In this way, Kalista successfully earned 3 million...

“It’s so cool!”

He pulled the poisoned condom out of his lower body and threw it away, and got the money, which was a real pleasure. He first bought all the games in his Steam wish list, and then bought all the gift packs in the mobile games he coveted. Finally, he went to Taobao to find a new set of complete machines for himself. Who said that these days, the cost-effectiveness of complete machines purchased by e-commerce is higher than that of DIY... Even if he became a billionaire, he didn't want these orphan profiteers who hoarded goods to make a penny more!

"Let's have a barbecue tonight."

No matter how long Kalista spent in other worlds, only one second would pass in reality. So he would not be like those predecessors who were lost in the second dimension and could not return home.

In fact, Kalista was not obsessed with powerful strength. He had not entered the main god space, so why did he need such a strong power? His own system would not issue tasks, so what he wanted to do was up to him, right?

At this time, Calista just wanted to be a carefree otaku, sitting in front of her computer every day, eating and waiting to die, and even enter the second dimension to have sex with someone.

Who wouldn’t want to live a life like this?

His ideals, in fact, are only so much...

(PS: Think for a moment, then randomly pick up a reader as your dinner for today.)

(PS2: Only by voting for us can you escape the fate of being boiled in soup!)

(PS3: Then it was a trade!)

Chapter 189 The most shameful system host in history who tried to get rich by being a network welfare girl

Because his father was a heavy smoker, Calista disliked tobacco, and because he was teased by his relatives with liquor when he was a child, he hated alcohol.

So he doesn't smoke or drink.

Compared to some people born in the 70s and 80s, in their words, the fun of life has been reduced by nine-tenths. The electronic heroin that was unreasonably despised by the elders has since become a necessity to fill Kalista's daily life.

To be honest, young people of his generation don't have any lofty ambitions. In a social environment where working eight hours a day has become a luxury, dreams are something that only the rich second generation can talk about.

They are lazy and can earn 208 million yuan just by lying in bed. They also yell at you for not working hard enough and squeeze your surplus value.

Dreams are the spurs from these people to you, not the goals you can achieve in your life. After all, dreams, dreams, one word is "dream", and the other word is "thinking". In Calista's opinion, its most straightforward translation is actually what you think of when you dream.

Otherwise, why do people like to joke that there are all kinds of things in dreams?

Involution has become so serious that many people may have realized that the final result of so-called reading comprehension is not the eight-legged essay? Isn’t the final result of updating the sensitive word library also the literary inquisition created by formalism?

They want to shut you up so that their voices can sound louder, like they represent the whole world.

So everyone finally lay down, and everyone's ideal became to just eat and wait for death.

Because people will devote themselves to what they love, and likewise, they will only devote themselves to what they love. Unfortunately, this group of people did not realize that they could not get young people to devote themselves to them. In the end, they became the mountain that weighed down countless people's heads...

Facing such a world, Calista could do nothing for it, even if he could get a powerful force that could destroy the world for free and make all mankind compromise with him.

But what happens after that?

Such a thing would inevitably cost him hundreds or even thousands of years to fight for it, but this was not in his personal interest, so he refused to do so.

He could easily go to the Orion Arm to find a suitable planet as his retirement kingdom, but the reason he hasn't done so yet is because there are still many things on the Internet that interest him.

The most terrifying thing that life faces is not death, but losing the motivation to continue living, losing the goals you love, and losing the joy of continuing to live.

As a social mammal with an excellent brain and well-developed five senses and four limbs, Kalista finds the most interesting things to do are chatting and quarreling with others in QQ groups and playing games with friends online.

These are the essential things for young people to entertain themselves.

Even the shipment of ordinary mobile games can bring him great joy. So why do some people still not understand why they can't do that at work?

When judging whether something has value, you must first be a person. Only non-human things will be keen to judge the value of others. Creating and protecting one's own interests is not the same as forcing others to create and protect their own interests.

The former is just a sophisticated egoist. He can even be a hardworking laborer who works hard to save a few cents. The latter is a bastard who eats people without leaving any bones and mocks you everywhere. If you meet such a person, if it is not for the rule of law to protect them, the private seats on the street lamps may be full in just one night...

"So now I seem to be fully capable of making those unhappy stories become what I want them to be."

Rubbing her buttocks to relieve the desire that was gradually rising because of her body, Kalista slowly moved to her computer desk. This body with 70 levels of attributes that surpassed the maximum level 30 in the game is indeed strong enough. But it is a world rated R18 after all. In such a place, a strong body often means more unspeakable transformation. You know, Kalista in the game is a former hero who was transformed into a demon king. Even if he is not equipped with the strange item called "Demon King's Clothes", his current single attribute points have exceeded ...

"So... let me first tell you what confusing remarks my lovely silly friends in the group made during my absence."

While waiting for the takeaway, Calista opened her original batch chat group. She also took off her skirt and took a photo of her belly...

'@All members Rosemary, Rosemary, Parisan, these are the lewd tattoos and the navel piercings.'

The photo and the tag to everyone appeared at the same time, causing a huge uproar, and the entire group began to frantically post question marks and the word "fuck".

'Today I made a lot of money from prostitution. Here is a picture showing an 8 yuan ROG.'

He also took two screenshots of condoms and a Taobao order and posted them, and the wolf howls in the Calista group became even louder.

"Fuck! I was just saying it, why did the group owner do it?"

'The group leader fucked me.'

'Artificial Eye Ding Zhen, identified as not as good as the original god.'

'Your computer is too bad, 50 free shipping will solve your problem.'

'Fuck me! I bring my own lube!'

Satisfied with the C language that was flooding the group, Kalista casually banned the two people who shouted the loudest for 30 days. Then, he switched to the next communication group and started to show off his achievements today...

'I got two 30-day bans today, and it feels good.'

Instantly, the group was filled with comments cursing the authority dogs...

"As expected of my favorite silly netizen, this time I finally like him."

After closing the chat group with satisfaction, Kalista opened the "Scream" function in the taskbar at the lower right corner of the desktop, ready for a thrilling team deathmatch.

"Wait, stupid netizens? Why didn't I think of this way of playing before?"

Suddenly, Calista thought of something and quickly grabbed her phone, opened an app called Happy Book Guest, and started flipping through it. But at this moment, a call marked as a takeaway suddenly came in...

(PS: Stretch out a hand and start waiting for tickets.)

(PS2: Why didn’t anyone vote for me? If you don’t vote, you will be eaten by my tail!)

(PS3: Saying this with a very loud voice...)

Chapter 190 And then he was caught...

To put it simply, a good story consists of two things: characters and plot.

The reason why the story can continue is because the conflicts between characters create the plot. There are stories that are not of this kind, but people generally call them "zhenhuo".

In 18, there was an animation called "Popko and Pippi's Daily Life".

This thing can be called the Bible of pranks and memes. It is so pure that even an old-timer who has watched hundreds of movies for more than ten years may not get it.

Therefore, this type of work has also won a unique title, which is...

"Name."

"Calista"

"gender."

"male."

"date of birth."