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As soon as he arrived at the yard, Sha Zhu took a deep breath:
If he stayed a little longer, he suspected that he would be stinking to death in there!
"Bangteng, how are you?"
Chapter 87 Helping Jia Zhang to Induce Vomiting
Qin Huairu ran to Bang Geng, with an anxious look on his face:
"If you feel uncomfortable anywhere, tell mom quickly."
"Mom, I... vomit~"
When he saw Qin Huairu, Bang Geng's eyes lit up slightly.
But before he could say a word, he crawled to the ground and vomited again:
Looking at the yellow-green sticky paste spurting out of Banggeng's mouth, everyone knew what was on his clothes.
"Bang Geng, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"
Jia Zhang was still in a coma, Bang Geng had turned back into his current state, and Qin Huairu was already at a loss.
Turning his head to look at Cao Shuang beside him, Qin Huairu quickly spoke:
"Xiao Shuang, come and see Bang Geng. As long as you save him, I will agree to anything you ask for."
"Sister Qin, why are you begging him for help?"
Seeing Qin Huairu asking Cao Shuang for help, Sha Zhu showed dissatisfaction on his face:
"He's the one who caused Bang Geng to be like this. He should have been the one to help!"
After finishing his words, Sha Zhu turned his gaze to Cao Shuang:
"Sun thief, if you still have a conscience, come and take a look, otherwise..."
"I have no conscience."
Before Sha Zhu could finish his words, Cao Shuang's slightly indifferent voice rang out:
"Sister Huairu, from what I see from Shazhu's appearance, he should have a way to save people. Why don't you just beg him?"
"Grandson, you..."
"Silly Zhu, stop messing around!"
Hearing the sarcasm in Cao Shuang's tone, Sha Zhu rolled up his sleeves and was about to lose his temper, but was stopped by Qin Huairu's angry roar.
"Sister Qin, I..."
"Zhu Zi, bite the stick tightly now. I beg you, stop messing around!"
"I……"
Looking at Qin Huai's tearful appearance, Sha Zhu felt that his heart was about to break into eight pieces, and he no longer cared whether he was being scolded or not.
"Don't be upset, Sister Qin. I won't say anything."
After finishing his words, Sha Zhu really shut up and stood aside obediently, but the look in his eyes when he looked at Cao Shuang was still a bit vicious:
After the Banggeng issue is resolved, Zhu Ye will definitely let this bastard know how powerful I am.
"Xiao Shuang, can you help me now?"
When his eyes fell on Cao Shuang, Qin Huairu showed a pleading look on his face:
She wanted to send Banggeng to the hospital, but was afraid that he would not be able to hold on on the way. In the entire courtyard, only Cao Shuang knew some medical skills.
"Sister Qin asked, of course I can't refuse."
Nodding, Cao Shuang smiled:
"Bang Geng and Aunt Zhang must have eaten my bacon and mushrooms. Judging from the current situation, we need to help them induce vomiting first, and then find someone to call a doctor."
Although Cao Shuang was also able to treat them, he lost interest after taking one look at the filth on Bang Geng and Jia Zhang's bodies:
They won’t die for a while anyway, so let’s just take today’s incident as a lesson for them.
"Induce vomiting, how to induce vomiting?"
Qin Huai didn't notice the change in Cao Shuang's expression at all. At this time, he was only concerned about Bang Geng's safety.
"Use your fingers or chopsticks to dig your throat, or pour soapy water into it, and you will always spit it out."
After a pause, Cao Shuang pointed at Jia Zhang who was standing beside him:
"Mrs. Zhang's condition is quite serious. She may need to use boy's urine to induce vomiting. She will have to rely on the help of the neighbors."
"Hurry... help Banggeng induce vomiting."
"Jie Cheng, go get the doctor. Zhu Zi, go help Jia's sister-in-law collect the boy's urine."
Yi Zhonghai is not a doctor, so he has no way of judging the true situation of Banggeng and Jia Zhang.
However, seeing the miserable condition of the two, he did not dare to continue setting a trap for Cao Shuang.
Turning his head to look at everyone, Yi Zhonghai continued to direct:
"Those who have children at home, please let them drink more water and pee more, otherwise the Jia family's sister-in-law won't have enough."
"And the pillar, you should pee some too."
"I?"
"Why, aren't you a boy?"
After glaring at Sha Zhu, Yi Zhonghai asked:
Who knows how much urine is needed to help Jia Zhang induce vomiting? Of course, a "boy" with a large capacity like Sha Zhu cannot be let go.
"I'm."
Nodding, Sha Zhu went back to his room and took out a porcelain jar:
"Who has pee? Come to my side."
Banggeng was a small man with a small appetite. After Qin Huairu had him vomit three or four times, his condition had obviously improved a lot. But it was different for Jia Zhangshi.
After drinking most of the boy's urine in the porcelain jar, Jia Zhang's stomach became swollen, but she showed no intention of vomiting.
"Cao Shuang, can you do it?"
Holding the porcelain jar in one hand and moving Jia Zhang's mouth away with the other, Sha Zhu held his breath and looked at Cao Shuang:
What on earth does Aunt Zhang eat? Why does her mouth stink even more than a toilet?
"Can I do it? Should I let you try?"
Rolling his eyes at Sha Zhu, Cao Shuang continued:
"Try to help Aunt Zhang clear her throat. Logically, she should be able to vomit now."
"Oh~"
Tortured by both Jia Zhang's bad breath and the filth on her body, Sha Zhu also wanted to finish the job quickly, so he did not refute Cao Shuang's proposal.
He put his fingers into Jia Zhang's mouth and stirred it slightly.
‘Ugh~’
"Fuck!"
The sound of vomiting and cursing rang out at the same time, and Shazhu jumped up as if he was pricked by a needle:
"Cao Shuang, did you do this on purpose?"
Jia Zhang's belly was already full of dirt, and after being picked by Sha Zhu, she turned into a small human fountain on the spot, and all kinds of colorful dirt sprayed all over Sha Zhu.
"Don't talk nonsense, I didn't do this."
Looking at the various filth on Sha Zhu's body, Cao Shuang stepped slightly into the crowd:
As the saying goes, "A mop covered in shit is the reincarnation of Lu Bu." Although Shazhu doesn't have a mop, he is now more terrifying than a mop covered in shit.
"Here it comes, the doctor is here."
When Cao Shuang was worried that Sha Zhu might self-destruct, Yan Jiecheng's voice suddenly rang out.
"what 's wrong?"
The person brought back by Yan Jiecheng was a little old man with a trendy Mediterranean hairstyle, and he was carrying a small medicine box on his back.
When he saw Jia Zhang and Bang Geng, the old man's features instantly wrinkled together:
"What happened to these two people? They fell into the pit in the middle of the day?"
"Doctor Huang, they ate moldy bacon and poisonous mushrooms. Please help take a look."
……
Hearing Yi Zhonghai's words, Dr. Huang's mouth twitched slightly:
To be fair, he didn't really want to see this disease.
Complaints aside, as a doctor with professional ethics, Mr. Huang did not really give up:
"Since you have already induced vomiting, the situation won't be too serious. Let me take a look."
After finishing his words, Old Man Huang first walked to Bang Geng's side, then rolled his eyes and mouth to check:
Although Jia Zhang's situation was more serious, he obviously still needed to make some mental adjustments in order to deal with that kind of "tough guy".
"No big deal."
After a simple inspection, Old Man Huang quickly came to the conclusion:
"I induced vomiting in time, and the food itself wasn't very toxic. I just need to rest for a few days and I'll be fine."
Chapter 88: Sky-high Medical Fees