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In fact, although Huang Xiu'e was angry at first, she didn't ignore him. She just held his hand and bit it fiercely until Jiang Lu asked, "Did I tell you that you can't run away, so you held it in and ran away? What's wrong with you?"
Huang Xiu'e then ignored him.
Jiang Lu had no choice but to give in and apologize.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were Dong Baimao. I will never say things like you can't run, you can't hold it in, you can't drink, etc."
Huang Xiu'e then completely ignored him.
Now Jiang Lu was even more certain that she was Dong Baimao.
"What are you looking at?" Jiang Lu asked tentatively, then rubbed the cat's head recklessly.
The next second, looking at the bite marks on his palm, Jiang Lu felt satisfied.
So on the way home, Jiang Lu directly used his mobile phone to play the Second-Hand Rose Collection that he had collected for a long time.
"If the east is dark, the west will be bright. When the setting sun is gone, I will expose my sorrow~"
The cheerful singing attracted the attention of people on the roadside.
They all looked at Jiang Lu, who was riding a bicycle and singing a cheerful song with the accompaniment, and sighed: "What a sick person!"
Just like that, Jiang Lu sang all the way back to the orphanage.
After expertly locking his bicycle to the crooked tree in the yard, Jiang Lu then noticed an off-road vehicle he had never seen before parked in the yard.
The off-road vehicle was still covered in fresh mud.
Jiang Lu looked at the orphanage, which should have been extremely busy at this time of year, and sensed something was wrong.
He squatted down and activated [Insight].
[The main door was opened within half an hour]
"You've been in there for half an hour..."
Look at off-road vehicles.
[Left front tire pressure is too low]
[The engine overloaded and overheated]
[There is a strange substance mixed in the mud on the wheels]
"Strange matter..."
Jiang Lu reached out and picked up some soil of different colors, then put it under his nose and smelled it.
As his pupils shrank, he shouted in surprise:
"It's shit! There's shit in it!"
Silence followed.
"Fuck! Stupid skills!"
Hearing Jiang Lu cursing, the dean poked his head out from the second floor and glared at Jiang Lu:
"Where have you been again, kid?"
Jiang Lu leaned on the off-road vehicle as if nothing had happened, quietly applying the dog shit on his hand to the inside of the handlebar, and tilted his head like Mr. Shu and rubbed his hair with his other hand.
"I'm asking you a question?!"
"Uh..." Jiang Lu looked around and saw Huang Xiu'e chewing on the bicycle chain. He immediately pointed at her and said, "I'm going to walk the cat."
"Does the cat need to be walked? Come on up! There are guests coming."
For some reason, the dean's expression seemed unnatural.
Even Tibetan was not spoken today.
Confused, Jiang Lu went upstairs and planned to go straight to the dean's office.
However, the dean blocked Jiang Lu at the stairs to the second floor.
Before Jiang Lu could ask what was going on, the dean asked him seriously in a low voice: "Did you do something bad again?"
Jiang Lu hesitated for a moment: "Does it count as providing warmth to orphans and widows..."
"I'm talking in a sarcastic way, don't you understand?!"
The dean looked back at the tightly closed office door and asked anxiously, "You have to tell me what you did. Why did someone from above come to look for you?
Don't just stand there, come and compete with me first!
If it's not a big deal, I might be able to suppress it for you by using my connections, so you must be honest with me!"
"No, who is looking for me?" Jiang Lu was also confused: "And I really didn't do anything."
"You're talking nonsense. You didn't do anything. Would the exorcist guild from other places send people to arrest you?"
"Catch me?"
Listening to the dean's tone, Jiang Lu felt inexplicably guilty. After all, he was not clean.
"Uh... let me think..."
Jiang Lu's eyes became a little evasive: "I... I only played role-playing games with the hanged ghost in the north of the city, and swam naked in the reservoir with the drowned ghost in the south of the city, uh... and the anteater in the east of the city, she insisted on eating me and I couldn't help it, and then..."
Listening to Jiang Lu's witty remarks and the names of the dishes as if he knew them all by heart, the dean suddenly thought of something and blurted out:
"No, those videos are not synthesized?"
"?"
In a word, Jiang Lu was fucked so hard that his cerebellum atrophied.
"You're still on porn sites at your age? And you're still watching my videos?"
"?"
The dean was stunned: "Is it really you?"
"?"
Jiang Lu clapped his hands and cheered: "Okay, okay, you really have seen it, right?"
The two hurt each other and then looked at each other in silence.
The dean's expression became very distorted.
He always knew that Jiang Lu liked to seek excitement. After secretly following him a few times, he found that Jiang Lu inexplicably could not attract the hatred of ghosts. He never paid much attention to him afterwards. Who knew that he would play so big?
"Well..." Jiang Lu asked worriedly, "There's no rule in the exorcist's rules that says people can't date ghosts, right?"
"Nonsense!" The dean's eyes widened in anger: "Could the exorcist who made the rules have thought that someone would invite a ghost?"
"Then...there shouldn't be any problem, right?"
The dean shook his head: "I don't know. It's hard for me to answer your question."
"If I have any problem, I will report you for climbing over the firewall to view pornographic websites."
"Fuck you!"
At this moment, the office door was pushed open, and an old man with white hair, wearing a well-tailored suit, leaning on a cane but with a strong physique asked with a smile:
"What are you two talking about? Aren't you going to come in?"
Jiang Lu took a look and asked the dean in confusion: "Do you still have spare money to hire a housekeeper? To be honest, he is more like the dean than you."
"..."
The dean hesitated and covered his face.
The old man explained calmly: "I am the exorcist representative from the Qinghu District Branch, not the butler."
"Oh."
Jiang Lu felt that the old man did not seem to have any hostility, so he simply asked directly: "Why did you arrest me?"
"Catch you?" The old man couldn't help laughing: "Why should we catch you?"
"Yeah, why are you arresting me?"
"?" The old man felt his brain was a little rusty: "No, what I mean is, we are not here to arrest you. There is no reason to arrest you."
"Hiss..." Jiang Lu narrowed his eyes and looked at the stunned dean.
"Then why did you ask to see him? How do you know his name if he didn't commit any crime?"
"Huh?" The old man was also confused: "I checked it from the guild archives."
The dean looked at Jiang Lu and asked, "When did you get a criminal record?"
Jiang Lu looked aggrieved: "Do I have to have done something wrong?"
"Not a criminal record!"
The old man finally couldn't hold it anymore and felt that the two guys in front of him were one more crazy than the other.
"He's a newly registered exorcist, didn't you know?"
Upon hearing this, the dean opened his mouth in shock and stared at Jiang Lu, unable to speak.
"I can't help it." Jiang Lu Xiao Xiong spread his hands: "I was discovered by a scout while walking on the street."
"That doesn't make sense."
The dean couldn't understand why he failed the test last year when he personally took him there, but he passed it secretly a year later without anyone knowing.
After thinking about it, the dean felt that the only possibility was that the old friend who came to help him deal with the vengeful spirit last time was now a different person and had a say, so he secretly helped Jiang Lu.
"Did your Uncle Liu help you?" he asked.
"Who is Uncle Liu?"
"Wait a minute, I think I'd better make it clear all at once."
The old man wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, feeling that he would be contaminated if he continued to listen to the conversation between the two people:
“We didn’t come to Jiang Lu to arrest him, nor because of anything he did.
Some of our delegation wanted to meet him, so as the leader, I brought them here."
The old man paused for a moment, then smiled at Jiang Lu and said, "You have seen it in the Spirit Realm."