Chapter 86 Lu Yuan, if you want to make a pornographic film, I can sponsor you.
Chapter 86 Lu Yuan, if you want to make a pornographic film, I can sponsor you.
"Hokage-sama, is this too much?"
From what the admissions teacher complained just now, this spirited young man was eliminated once last year and was eliminated again this year. It is obvious that he is a waste. Even if he is admitted, he can only become cannon fodder like a Genin.
Nara Shikato looked at the ordinary Might Dai with a watermelon head, thick long eyebrows, and a funny dark green training suit. In the future, could he kick the Shodaime to death with one kick?
What kind of joke is this in the ninja world?
Isn't the reason why this damn Ninja World War started because of the sudden death of the Shodaime?
If the Shodaime-sama were still alive, he could defeat the entire ninja world by himself!
"exaggerate?"
"There is one thing for sure. He still needs help, such as the top-level pendant of Senju Tobirama. Then Might Dai should be complete. One Senju Hashirama should not be enough for him to kick to death. At least two are needed."
"Forehead"
Nara Shikayuan decisively chose to shut up. He found that Uchiha Nan was getting more and more outrageous. The second generation was worn as a pendant by Might and kicked two first generation adults to death.
If I continue chatting with Uchiha Nan, I wonder what shocking words he will say.
In other words, the person in front of him is the Sandaime Hokage. If someone else said such nonsense in front of him, Nara Shikaon would definitely arrest that person immediately and lock him up in the Anbu and torture him for a few days. The top strong men of Konoha are not people who can be joked with casually.
"There are a handful of ordinary people in the world who have no talent, but they climb to the top step by step with passion and persistence. When you think of them again, you can't even see their backs."
Uchiha Nan patted Nara Shikaon's shoulder and skillfully spoke some profound truths. In the Naruto world, the only people who could reach the Six Paths level of combat power through diligent training were probably Might Dai and his son.
The others are either ex machina or playing with bloodlines. If I grow to the Six Paths level in the future, I should be classified as Feng Ling Yue Ying.
Or maybe it's more suitable for me to open it.
Uchiha Nan sighed inwardly and slowly walked towards Might Dai. At this time, Might Dai's tears had already turned into a fountain. He said something like "this is for youth" and hugged the admissions teacher.
The atmosphere was funny and awkward. The admissions teacher watched Uchiha Nan approaching him step by step, and was panicking. What had he done wrong to be so unlucky that he had to meet a tough guy like Might Dai at work?
"Do you really want to be a ninja?"
Uchiha Nan walked to the side of Might Dai.
Might Guy, who was crying so hard, heard what Uchiha Nan said, and then he realized that there was another person next to him.
"Hokage-sama?!"
Might Dai was surprised and delighted, and immediately changed his target and rushed towards Uchiha Nan.
"Hokage-sama, I really want to be a ninja. My youth is for this. Ahhhh." (tears burst into long strips)
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Uchiha Nan quickly pushed away Might Dai who was crying, because his clothes were extremely difficult to wash.
"Okay, I get it!"
"You passed the ninja school selection!"
Hearing Uchiha Nan's words, Might Dai's tears immediately rose to a higher level, and he wanted to throw himself into Uchiha Nan's arms again.
Uchiha Nan instantly gave a look to Nara Shikaon, asking Nara Shikaon to stand in front of him and endure Might Guy's passionate youth.
"The so-called Will of Fire of Konoha means that everyone can become an excellent ninja with hard work. An excellent ninja needs to possess these qualities."
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Taking this opportunity, Uchiha Nan made an impassioned speech in front of the crowd, saying things like the will of fire and that as long as everyone works hard, Uchiha Nan could just say them off the top of his head.
Uchiha Nan's passionate speech made Might Day even more excited, and his youthful tears reached a new level. The exaggerated amount of tears was so exaggerated that Uchiha Nan even suspected that Might Day would cry until he ran out of water.
However, when Might Dai really grows up in the future, today's scene may become a famous historical scene, and the story of Uchiha Nan's ability to recognize a good horse will be passed down in the future.
Then Uchiha Nan quickly finished his speech and called on Nara Shikaon to go to the Ninja School with him.
Because Uchiha Nan found that Might Dai did not seem to be satisfied with releasing his youth with Nara Shikato, and his goal seemed to turn to himself.
“Will there ever be a day when time really comes?”
"Return yours and mine."
Returning to the Ninja Academy, Uchiha Nan hummed a youthful song. The cheerful melody made Nara Shikaon shake his head along with Uchiha Nan's tune.
Hokage-sama sings quite well.
"Luyuan, which class is Tsunade in?"
Uchiha Nan was interested and wanted to see the campus life of the three ninjas in the ninja school during this period. After hearing this, Nara Shikaon took Uchiha Nan to a classroom.
In class
The teacher was talking with saliva flying all over the place, and one hand was sliding the chalk back and forth on the blackboard.
Jiraiya was about to fall asleep with his eyes dazed, while Orochimaru was a good student who was listening attentively to the lecture.
As for Tsunade, she was looking at an unknown book and gesturing with her hands. Uchiha Nan thought she was learning some ninjutsu or practicing hand seals until Tsunade took out a dice from the table.
The three people's behavior was consistent with Uchiha Nan's stereotype of them.
"cough cough"
Nara Shikayuan was a little embarrassed. He had heard that the granddaughter of the first generation was addicted to gambling. He didn't expect that she was still studying this in class. You might as well sleep in class.
"The one who is sleeping and playing dice should stand in the back and listen to the class!"
Uchiha Nan became playful and immediately walked into the classroom and shouted.
Tsunade stood up with a start. Jiraiya was still sleeping, but a few unlucky guys who were dozing off like Jiraiya stood up.
"Hokage-sama!?"
The sudden appearance of Uchiha Nan suddenly livened up the originally boring classroom atmosphere. The most common dream of children in Konoha is to become a Hokage.
The class suddenly turned into an idol meeting. After Uchiha Nan happily signed autographs for a few kids, the situation began to get out of control.
It was the teacher who took action. He shouted "Be quiet and study hard" and calmed the group of children down.
In order not to disrupt the normal class progress, Uchiha Nan took Nara Shikaon away from the Ninja School and returned to the Hokage Building to continue working.
Hokage's Office
"All training resources for Might Dai, especially for physical training, can be specially allocated. Medicinal baths and secret medicines for physical training recovery should be sent to him every month."
Uchiha Nan is very concerned about Might Dai. After all, he is a seed that has the potential to grow to the level of Six Paths combat power.
I will have to ask Senju Tobirama about the Eight Gates Ninjutsu later. Might Guy definitely doesn't know the Eight Gates Ninjutsu now. The inventor of this ninjutsu has always been an unsolved mystery, and there are two most widely circulated theories.
One was invented by Might Guy himself, and the other was naturally invented by the master of ninjutsu, Tobirama Senju.
"Okay, Lord Hokage!" Nara Shikaon nodded. Since Uchiha Nan was so concerned about the watermelon-headed guy just now, he would have to pay more attention to him in the future.
Could it be that Mighty can really kick the Shodaime to death with one kick?
Nara Shikayuan suddenly had an absurd thought.
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
The next second, Nara Shikaon threw away this funny idea. This statement should be that the Hokage was teasing him.
Nara Shikayuan's mind was distracted, while Uchiha Nan was flipping through the tasks issued by the system, trying to see if there were any suitable tasks recently.
Although the daily life of slacking off is comfortable, it is indeed a bit boring.
Just skip the combat missions, none of them are viable.
There's no need to even look at the devilish life-style missions. A mere ten chances to draw a lottery are not enough to bribe Uchiha Nan. He feels that the bottom line of his moral principles is already very low, and if it goes any lower, he will really become a humanoid feces.
Just look at the achievement type!
【Long-term mission: I have a Konoha dream】
【Long-term mission: Entertainment to death】
【Long-term mission: Food controller】
[Long-term mission: Heart of Iron]
Let me take a look
I Have a Konoha Dream is a late-stage quest that complements other quests and can be skipped for now.
With Iron Ambition, destroying a small country is easy, but creating a modern army is difficult.
Dongfeng Express will accomplish its mission!
This sentence suddenly appeared in Uchiha Nan's mind.
If it is a modern force of this level, the difficulty will be extremely great.
Gather heavy artillery to kill ninjas?
That's too exciting, but it doesn't match the style of the ninja world. The tailed beasts need to charge their tailed beast ball for a while. The power of Dongfeng Express is only stronger than the tailed beast ball, and hundreds of them can be launched at the same time from the other side of the ocean at any time. Even if Uchiha Madara is alive, he will be blown into ashes. The technological gap is really too big, and the money required is still huge.
We can give Senju Tobirama more work and let him study black gunpowder and bombs first. This task can also be skipped for now and we can talk about it later.
Uchiha Nan set his sights on Entertainment to Death and Food Controller.
These two should be done first. The food controller cannot start with the Fire Nation. He must start from a small country and then slowly expand to a big country. Entertainment to death, creating an entertainment company, this should be a task that can be started immediately.
Of course, entertainment companies need to cultivate outstanding artists who can sing, dance and rap!
The idol economy is indeed very profitable, but it is still too far ahead of the current version of the ninja world.
In Naruto's era, Uchiha Nan remembered that the Snow Country Princess Fuuka Koyuki was a super star.
Selling her private photos will definitely make a lot of money, one copy can be sold for 100,000, I believe someone will take it, that's what fans do.
However, one must eat one bite at a time and take one step at a time. If one takes too big a step, one may easily tear his balls. Uchiha Nan decided to start with making a movie first.
The film industry in the Naruto world appeared very early and already exists now. It was invented by a group of nobles who were bored, just for fun and to kill time. However, the technology was relatively backward and it was still a black-and-white movie.
"Lu Yuan, what do you think of Konoha making a movie?"
"what!?"
"Disguising one's identity and stealing information are all basic skills for a ninja, but the acting skills are always on point!"
"What do those nobles know about movies? The things they shoot are so crude and the technology is backward. They are all black and white movies. Konoha must be the leader in this industry. Not only must it be ahead in film technology, but it must also be the best in film content!"
"Besides, the war has just ended and the number of missions has not yet increased. The ninjas in Konoha have to earn money to support their families and also have to fight for missions to do."
"This can be regarded as solving part of the employment problem of Konoha ninjas!"
Uchiha Nan's remarks left Nara Shikaon confused. Before, Nara Shikaon could accept making money by doing futures business.
This is to make up for the deficit left by the war, but making movies is what ninjas should do?
However, Nara Shikaon, as Uchiha Nan's external brain, still thought about the popular movies on the market, and then said cautiously:
"Hokage-sama, what kind of movie are we going to make? The astringent kind?"
Nara Shikaon's words shocked Uchiha Nan, who even stared at him. This is actually not impossible. With the shadow clone and the transformation technique, a ninja can shoot it alone. The cost of shooting pornographic films in Konoha is so cheap that it is outrageous.
However, Uchiha Nan still has to have some shame. His debut work is a pornographic film, so his moral integrity has dropped to a new level.
But this cannot be blamed on Nara Shikaon for having such weird ideas. The ninja world was always at war before, and other films were not popular, so only erotic films could sell.
Everyone's life is hard enough, and if people are not allowed to have a good time, then this world would be a hell.
"Well, of course not, but if you want to make this kind of movie, I can sponsor you!"
Uchiha Nan thought about it and decided to encourage Nara Shikaon's idea. After all, it was really profitable. When he asked Senju Tobirama to upgrade the black-and-white movie to a color movie, the profit of the pornographic movie would probably explode.
It's better to keep the money within the family. If I don't make this kind of movie myself, I can let the Nara clan make it and I can just stay behind and provide shares.
“No, no”
Nara Shikaon shook his head repeatedly. He still had his moral integrity. If a Konoha assistant went into the pornographic film industry, he would have no need to stay in the Konoha ninja circle.
“Then let’s make a war movie!”
"A movie that is unique to ninjas, interpreting the ninja war from the perspective of ninjas!"
Uchiha Nan has already thought out the plot, the handsome and gorgeous ninjutsu of the ninja, and the earth-shattering destructive power, there is no need to add special effects, he is simply born to be a war movie.
The hot topic of the Ninja World War is still there, and Uchiha Nan can be said to have benefited from the traffic this time, and he can be said to have eaten the blood of the ninjas.
"Hokage-sama, what about the script?"
Nara Shikaon once again chose to obey Uchiha Nan. Since Uchiha Nan came to power, he has not done many things that are in line with his cognition, but the effect is very good. Konoha is now the fastest recovering of the five major ninja villages. The only thing it lacks is time.
Ninjas need time to train, and ninjas need time to have children to strengthen the family strength.
Other ninja villages are still struggling in the quagmire of lack of money.
Money can solve 99% of the world's problems. If it can't solve them, it just means you don't have enough money. Although this statement is a bit exaggerated, it is very realistic.
The reason Konoha recovered so quickly was that there was money in the account.
"I've already thought of the general content of the script!"
Uchiha Nan thought of the first half of Uchiha Obito's life. Wouldn't it be a good script if he removed the elements of love bootlicking?
(End of this chapter)