Chapter 90 Late Night Beauty Trap
Chapter 90 Late Night Beauty Trap
Tan Wenjie's heart skipped a beat. According to this frequency, if he guessed correctly, the big rooster could only have gone to one place!
He immediately said: "Ah, actually, you heard it wrong just now, I didn't throw the big rooster."
The three of them were puzzled.
Zhuge Xiaohua said frankly: "We all saw it at the time. There was indeed a big rooster."
Tan Wenjie said seriously: "Is it possible that you were also struck by lightning at that time, so you had hallucinations?"
Zhuge Xiaoming shook his head: "We were very far away at the time."
Tan Wenjie emphasized again: "There is another possibility. What I lost was not a rooster, but a duck that looked more like a chicken."
At this moment, Zhuge Kongping's wailing voice was heard: "My Fengguiku, where did this chicken come from! I'm going to kill you!"
The three looked at Tan Wenjie again.
"Let's go out and take a look first."
When the four people walked out of the yard, they saw the ghost servant running away with a red paper umbrella in front, followed by a majestic rooster, and behind the rooster, Zhuge Kongping was chasing after him, holding his stomach and panting.
Although Tan Wenjie wanted to wipe out Zhuge Kongping's Fengguiku in one fell swoop, he had always done things honestly and never did anything sneaky. But since the chicken had stolen it himself, he couldn't blame himself.
After secretly giving the big rooster a thumbs up, Tan Wenjie waved his hand and a suitcase appeared in his hand. He then rushed forward, grabbed the chicken's neck and stuffed it into the box.
"Thank you, cousin, thank you, cousin," the ghost servant thanked Tan Wenjie repeatedly.
Tan Wenjie: "Ghost servant, you are so advanced in Taoism, are you afraid of a duck?"
The ghost servant can walk around freely during the day with an umbrella. His Taoism and magical powers are even higher than Xiaoyu's, and he is also among the best ghosts Tan Wenjie has ever seen.
"That's Lei Gong! Ghosts must be afraid of Lei Gong, huh?" The ghost servant gestured with his hands and feet, then froze, "Duck?"
Zhuge Kongping stopped breathing heavily and glared at Tan Wenjie.
Then Tan Wenjie said righteously: "Brother Zhuge, I raised this duck. Although I don't know what it did, I will definitely compensate you. Also, I killed this duck to vent your anger! I will never protect criminals who do evil things!"
He then opened the suitcase and pulled out a large rooster, cut its throat with a knife, and threw the rooster on the ground.
He took action without asking the reason. Is there anyone in this world who is stricter with himself than him?
No!
Zhuge Kongping stared: "What duck? There is one more, not this one!"
Tan Wenjie was surprised: "I killed it and you said it wasn't this one? I won't be responsible if it leaves the cabinet. If you don't believe me, just look through my box."
After saying that, he took the initiative to move closer to Zhuge Kongping and put his arm around his shoulders, but it was a bit difficult for him to do so.
"Brother Zhuge, even if I asked you to flip it, you definitely wouldn't be able to do it, right?"
As he was speaking, he saw Zhuge Kongping really reaching out to grab his suitcase, and Tan Wenjie quickly put the suitcase away.
Tan Wenjie: "Are you really going to flip it?"
Zhuge Kongping was still breathing heavily, "Of course it did. I'm going to kill that chicken to avenge the collections in my Ghost Sealing Vault."
Tan Wenjie: "At worst, I can compensate you with a new ghost-sealing vault. I'll pay it no matter how much it costs."
The two argued endlessly until Zhuge Wanghui heard the noise and rushed over to put an end to the matter.
Zhuge Wanghui said that it was fine, and Tan Wenjie would definitely agree with both hands, so Zhuge Kongping could only be forced to agree with both hands.
Everyone will be a family in the future, and she has long disliked the Ghost Sealing Library. There are so many strange and dirty things in it and she doesn't know what is worth collecting. She is always unlucky when she is entangled with dirty things every day. If it weren't for her good fortune to bring good luck to her husband and children, this family would have been finished long ago.
The little bit of goodwill that Zhuge Kongping had previously developed because of their shared interest in "science + magic" also disappeared into thin air.
It would have been bad enough if he had just robbed his junior sister, but the bronze-armored corpse, the Sealed Ghost Vault, and most of his own collections were destroyed. Moreover, his wife and junior sister were protecting him, so he couldn't get any revenge even if he wanted to.
If Zhuge Kongping lived in modern society and happened to have a wall of figurines, he would know how hateful the role played by Tan Wenjie is.
Zhuge Wanghui looked at the big rooster on the ground and said, "It's a pity to leave this chicken here. Why not make soup with it?"
Zhuge Xiaohua and Zhuge Xiaoming emphasized in unison: "That's a duck."
After saying this, the two of them laughed secretly.
"Duck?"
Tan Wenjie quickly said, "Thank you, Master's Wife."
At the word "senior sister-in-law", Zhuge Wanghui's eyes turned into crescents, Bai Rourou lowered her head and said nothing, Zhuge Kongping gritted his teeth, and Zhuge Xiaoming and Zhuge Xiaohua ate melons happily.
A world where only Zhuge Kongping was injured was achieved.
This time, the rooster relied on its thunder beak and took advantage of the fact that the ghosts dared not move in broad daylight, so they could only wait for the death. Instead, the rooster allowed the ghosts to continue their viciousness, pecking away 1820 experience points in total. "Put a few more chickens around you when you practice next time."
To express his apology, Tan Wenjie went to the ghost-sealing warehouse and found that all the talismans used by the Zhuge family to seal ghosts had been pecked to pieces. No wonder the big rooster ate them so happily.
By the way, check and make up for any omissions, to see if the big rooster has eaten anything. Mr. Tan hates wasting food the most, every grain of rice counts...
It was a pity that Zhuge Kongping was watching him like a thief, and he was afraid that he would never have the chance to get close to the Ghost Sealing Library again.
"Uncle Master, Dad, it's time to eat."
"Coming!" X2
Lunch was a little late.
Although the day was a bit busy, there was one good thing. Without the bronze-armored corpse, Zhuge Kongping's magic power was finally restored, and he was confident to face the challenge of the world's number one Mao.
As night fell, the world's number one Maotai took the initiative to challenge.
He looks like Awei, and mixes Taoism and magic together. He is a natural rival of Zhuge Kongping.
Tan Wenjie, Bai Rourou, Zhuge Wanghui and their two children watched the fun from the side.
Zhuge Kongping, who didn't want to make a fool of himself in front of the pretty boy Tan Wenjie and Diyi Mao, tried his best.
Tan Wenjie couldn't see anything from the competition of Taoist magic between the two. Both of them were at the same level. One called himself "the best in the world" and the other called himself "a member of a prominent family", which was very exaggerated.
On the contrary, the competition of magical instruments and props was quite interesting, just like the lively acrobatics at a temple fair, which made Tan Wenjie want to spend some money. Those props were not of much use, they were just novel and fun to watch.
There is certainly disappointment. Those instruments that combine Chinese and Western elements are not very useful, but they are really mind-blowing. If someone continues to innovate on this basis, maybe in the future, Namo Gatling Bodhisattva and the Six Roots Purification Depleted Uranium Bomb will really come out.
As for whether the combination of Chinese and Western cultures is a violation of tradition, you will find out by watching the electronic music band San Taizi.
It was not until the end that Zhuge Wanghui came on the scene and separated the two wounded men, but with his wife's help, Zhuge Kongping had a better chance of winning.
"Zhuge Kongping, I will definitely come back!" Seeing this, the world's number one Mao turned around and ran away without any lingering feelings.
Late at night, Tan Wenjie also set off to say goodbye.
He could see that Zhuge Kongping was very unhappy with him, but he was not going to stay any longer and make himself uncomfortable. If he continued to provoke him, the fat man would definitely get angry.
Being able to capture the Bronze-Armored Corpse and accidentally get a hold of the Ghost Sealing Library was already a big win, and he also got a concubine trainee. All he had to do was wait for Zhuge Wang Hui to calculate a good date before Tan Wenjie could bring Bai Rourou home to make her debut.
Moreover, the day after tomorrow would be the 30th, when he could go to the new [Secret Realm], but he just wanted to go home and stay there.
Tan Wenjie: "Brother Zhuge, you don't have to keep me here anymore, really, I should leave now."
Zhuge Kongping: "Only a ghost would keep you here!"
Zhuge Wanghui: "Ajie, be careful on the road."
When Bai Rourou walked up to Tan Wenjie, Zhuge Wanghui immediately pulled the family back to give the young couple a chance to talk.
Then, the wind sang "Her eyes, her eyes, are like shining stars" and a paper sedan chair landed on the ground.
Tan Wenjie waved his hand and left in the sedan chair, which left the Zhuge family, who were seeing this scene for the first time, stunned.
If people ride in a ghost sedan, won’t the paper things be crushed by their feet?
It's too weird and too ostentatious.
……
Traveling at night, Xiao Yufei flew very fast based on his previous experience.
Suddenly, Tan Wenjie's ears moved and goose bumps appeared on his right arm. Something dangerous was coming towards him.
He rushed forward fiercely, and the paper sedan chair was torn into pieces, as were the sedan bearer and the two little ghosts, Duojin and Duofu, and even the newspaper flying cap on his head was not spared.
Fortunately, it was not far from the ground and there was a forest below. He reached out and grabbed the tree trunk, then slid down for a distance before stopping.
"It is really too ostentatious for a living person to ride in the sedan chair of a dead person."
Tan Wenjie loosened his hands slightly and fell to the ground along the tree trunk, only to see the No. 1 Thatched Cottage who had left earlier lying on the ground not far away, with his eyes wide open, sunken cheeks and a fascinated smile on his face. It was obvious that he had been bewitched by ghosts and demons and had his yang energy sucked away and died.
Then he raised his head and looked in the direction where the evil spirit was.
I saw a beautiful woman wearing cool white clothes, lying on her side with her legs crossed, looking at me tenderly.
Tan Wenjie: "Finally I have survived the honey trap."
(End of this chapter)