Chapter 98: Hot on the Internet
Chapter 98: Hot on the Internet (Second Update)
"Lao Fang, your identity has been exposed. Come with us."
"I've been undercover in 404 for many years, and today I finally caught a big fish!"
As soon as Fang Yu entered the door of dormitory 404 and before he could sit down at the desk, Luo Ziming and Lu Xuechang blocked Fang Yu from the front and back and symbolically showed them a certificate.
His face was serious.
Fang Yu remained calm: "I had no choice before, but now I want to be a good person."
Luo Ziming sneered: "Okay, go talk to the judge and see if he will let you be a good person."
Lu Xuechang said coldly: "I'm sorry, I'm a policeman."
Fang Yu's face changed: "You can't do this."
Why did the lines change? Luo Ziming and Lu Xuechang were puzzled.
"Why can't we do this?" Compared with Luo Ziming, Lu Xuechang was a little less cunning after all.
Fang Yu said righteously: "Because I am your biological father, call me dad."
Hey!
The two second-rate writers were furious and wanted to attack Huang Xiang one after the other, but Fang Yu grabbed them one by one and twisted their arms and pressed them on Huang Xiang's desk.
"I give in, I give in, I give in. Your father gives in. Ouch, Lao Fang, please let go." Luo Ziming was twisted so hard that he screamed.
After suppressing the rebellion of two princes who were destined not to inherit the throne, Fang Yu took an apple from Lu Xuechang's desk and started to eat it: "What's wrong with you two today?"
"Lao Fang, you've really been exposed. No, you've become famous." Luo Ziming slapped his thigh, "No wonder Lao Huang kept saying how awesome he was when he came back that day. How did your rose change?"
"What rose?" Fang Yu couldn't remember it for a moment. After all, it had been almost a month.
"Are you still pretending? Weibo is full of videos of you performing magic tricks in the bar! Wow, that's awesome. When Huang Xiang told me about it the other day, I didn't believe it." Lu Xuechang's face turned red with excitement. If you didn't know, you would have thought he was the one who did it.
"Take a look, take a look." Luo Ziming took out his cell phone and handed it to Fang Yu like he was offering a treasure, rubbing his hands, "Um...what's the name of the girl sitting on Zhou Siqiao's left? Can you give me her contact information?"
He was talking about Tang Yufei.
Fang Yu thought to herself, you are dreaming.
At this time, Huang Xiang just came back. When he entered the dormitory, he saw Fang Yu and was also very excited: "Old Fang, did you check Weibo? Someone uploaded your video on Womb on Weibo! You are now an Internet celebrity!"
Fang Yu was stunned. He had known for a long time that someone had posted the video on Weibo. Many people had taken the video at that time, covering every angle. That night, many people had posted it on WeChat Moments and Weibo.
But that’s how self-media works. Without the attention and spread of big Vs, your dozens of zombie fans won’t be able to make any waves at all.
Fang Yu initially searched using the keywords Womb+magic and found a few results, but there were no reposts, so he gradually stopped paying attention.
It's been a month, why is it exploding now?
Fang Yu picked up the phone and took a look. Oh, no wonder.
It turned out that it was forwarded by Lu Qian.
The video has obviously been edited. In addition to cutting out the middle segment where Fang Yu humiliates Li Yuxuan and the later segment where she humiliates Wang Youran, this video brings together multiple angles. It is obvious that the uploader cut together videos from three different angles for comparison.
Lu Qian wrote on Weibo: "Can you tell how it was done? I tried to reproduce it several times, but the results were not very good. I don't believe it was improvised. If the video is real, I would like to communicate with this excellent magic performer. #This magic is a bit cool##Close-up magic##Improvisational magic#"
It actually brought up a topic?
Lu Qian’s Weibo posts usually receive several hundred to one or two thousand reposts and replies. This Weibo post has received over 8000 replies and over reposts!
This almost exceeds the number of reposts and comments on his first Weibo post after performing magic at the Spring Festival Gala every year!
"Oh my god, how can it be so amazing?"
"It's fake at first glance. It's obviously a special effect, edited."
"Wow, Brother Qian reposted my video. One of the angles in this video was shot by me. I can testify that I was at the scene at the time. It's true^_^."
"I also testified that I was at the scene and I was the cup on the table."
"The guy above is stupid, this video is indeed real. I know the handsome guy who performed the magic. He used to come to Womb often, but I didn't know he could perform magic."
"Wow, if this magic is real, it's really amazing. Even Lu Qian can't replicate it."
"Lu Qian is nothing, he's just hyping it up. The Great Zhou is so big, do people know about the masters?"
"The one upstairs is a nine-leaky fish, identified."
"I declare that the girl on the left of the handsome guy performing the magic trick is me. I was there at the time and it is true. If you don't believe me, read my Weibo."
Oh, this is Xu Chen.
"Wow, hello beautiful lady, let's follow each other."
This is a screen licking dog.
"I like the one on the right of the handsome guy. Give me her contact information."
"Get out, she's mine!"
"These girls are all good. You are the cutest among them and have a great figure. Please give me the contact information of the girl on the right. Thank you."
As expected, no matter what Weibo it is, as long as women appear, it will become a gathering place for LSPs.
"Is there no one discussing this handsome guy? Jimei upstairs, since you were at the scene, you must know him. Do you have any other photos?"
"Yes, yes, he is really handsome and tall, at least 1.8 meters, right?"
"I don't like tall guys, I only like big ones. I'm talking about muscles."
"I'm so attracted to this handsome guy. He's tall, has abs, and can do magic. Oh my god, he ovulated while sitting on the ground."
"Sitting ovulation"
"Sitting ovulation"
"The handsome boy opposite that boy is also good, and he is wearing CL."
"Pay attention to the formation upstairs, ovulate on the ground"
"This handsome guy is from our school, his name is Fang Yu, he's a sophomore, and he's a very nice guy." I don't know which freshman this is. "Beautiful girl, I saw your Weibo, are you from the National School of Economics?"
"Yes, this is a sophomore senior in our School of Economics. He is so handsome, but I usually don't dare to talk to him." The junior girl sent an aggrieved emoticon.
"By the way, isn't Shen Shuyao the campus beauty of your National Academy of Economics?"
"Yes, many of us guessed that they might be a couple."
Fuck! The case has been solved. It is most likely the spectator girl Ma Xiaoou.
"Schoolgirl upstairs, stop talking nonsense. Fang Yu doesn't have a girlfriend now." Xu Chen jumped out.
The trend of reposts and comments on Weibo became increasingly strange.
Fang Yu felt refreshed every pore in his body after seeing this.
As expected, showing off is the driving force for human progress.
"This kind of pretty boy can actually get into the National University. The National University is really in decline."
Who the hell is this idiot? Fang Yu decided to check this guy out later. If he could find him and the distance was not too far, he would definitely cast a disaster spell on him.
"Be careful what you say upstairs, don't insult the National Institute. Also, be careful, Fang Yu is a very good boxer, he probably won't need a second punch to kill you, I saw it with my own eyes, I'm the head of the Arts Department of the National Institute of Economics Student Union."
Who is this? Oh, yes, Lu Jiayan's licking dog minister, Wang Mingen.
"So it's the garbage from the student union. Everyone knows who the student union cadres are, right?"
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After Fang Yu read the reposts and comments praising him, he lost interest in the subsequent debate.
I am indeed a rare talent among men.
"Lao Fang, how do you perform that magic trick? Teach us a few moves." Luo Ziming was eager to try his hand at magic, which was a very technical way to pick up girls.
Fang Yu waved his hand and said, "Go look up the teaching videos online."
"Then you can show us a few tricks, right?" Luo Ziming insisted, "We've lived in the same dormitory for so long, and you only show off in front of the girls. You should also let the brothers have some fun."
"Yes, yes, let the brothers have fun too." Huang Xiang and Lu Xuechang joined in the fun.
Let the brothers have some fun? I think you are looking for death.
Fang Yu turned his eyes and saw the open notebook on Luo Ziming's desk with an unfinished homework on it.
He remembered that this homework was assigned by the statistics teacher last week. It would be included in the regular score and was required to be submitted next weekend.
Fang Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, I'll show you one."
After that, Fang Yu walked to a distance of two meters from Luo Ziming's desk and said, "Do you believe it? I can operate your computer from such a distance without moving my hands?"
Luo Ziming shook his head blankly: "I don't believe it."
Fang Yu smiled and said, "Then watch carefully, pay close attention and witness the moment of miracle~"
Several people focused their attention on Luo Ziming's screen.
Fang Yu's mind moved, and he instantly sent out a magician's hand. He tried the touchpad and found that it worked.
It would be a bit troublesome if the Mage's Hand couldn't use the touchpad.
After all, if a $280 Rapoo mouse moves on the desk by itself without anyone operating it, it would be hard to explain it away with magic.
"Oh shit, oh shit, the mouse really moved, how does this work?"
"Lao Fang, you must have hacked into my computer in advance, right?"
Luo Ziming was dumbfounded.
At this moment, the mouse pointer on the screen suddenly moved quickly, clicked Save As to the desktop, then closed it, clicked Delete, and it went into the Recycle Bin.
Before Luo Ziming could react, Fang Yu had already opened the Recycle Bin and placed the mouse pointer on the button to Empty Recycle Bin.
"Damn it! Don't click, Mr. Fang!" Luo Ziming was horrified and jumped up to grab the mouse.
My homework!
"Don't move." Fearing that Luo Ziming would move too quickly, Fang Yu used a command spell. Luo Ziming stopped where he was, not knowing why, and didn't feel anything strange.
"Lao Fang, calm down and don't act rashly. We still have a long way to go. Five meals, okay?" Beads of sweat dripped down Luo Ziming's forehead.
Fang Yu smiled coldly: "Haha, don't act rashly? Okay, stick your butt up and let the brothers have fun."
Luo Ziming: Damn...
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"Jia Yan, you're back. The school anniversary ceremony is in three days, and I was so anxious." Wang Ming'en has the ability to speak affectionately even when talking about official business.
Lu Jiayan felt a chill: "Minister, why are you calling me to a meeting so urgently? What's the matter? Hasn't everything been arranged before the holiday? And I don't have to preside over it. Didn't the Student Union decide on Shen Shuyao?"
Wang Mingen said solemnly, "That's right. There's a martial arts performance at the water conservancy department that can't go on stage. It's said that he broke a bone during practice. We have to change it."
Lu Jiayan said expressionlessly: "Just let you decide on this matter, right? Aren't there at least five prepared programs?"
Wang Mingen slapped his thigh and said, "That's true, but, have you not checked Weibo in the past two days?"
"Weibo?" Lu Jiayan was stunned. "What Weibo?"
"You don't know? Your cousin is Fang Yu. His magic was forwarded by Lu Qian, and Lu Qian said he couldn't replicate it."
"It's blowing up our school's BBS right now. This is the biggest topic these days."
"I thought, there is a vacancy in the program this time, you can discuss with him whether to move this magic to the party, the effect will definitely be good!"
"This task is left to you!"
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(End of this chapter)