Chapter 91 If you can’t open the Chakravartin, then watch a movie to relax!

Chapter 91 If you can’t open the Chakravartin, then watch a movie to relax!

Chapter 91 If you can’t open the Rinnegan, then watch a movie to relax!

In the past few days, Uchiha Nan and the two assistant directors have been arguing endlessly about which plots of the movie can be retained and which can be deleted.

The assistant director hired by Uchiha Nansu is very serious and responsible. He is worthy of being a director who has produced high-grossing films in the Land of Fire. He has unique insights into movies and does not give any face to the new director Uchiha Nansu. When it comes to arguing with reason, he is very unforgiving.

After several days of discussion, Konoha's first published film, director Uchiha Kusunoki's debut film "Saving the Genin Obito", was finally edited and sent to the Fire Country for review.

Some unruly people always take the opportunity of making movies to satirize important figures in the country in the plot. The review step is indispensable. Some sensitive plots must be deleted, otherwise the film will not be released.

Of course, Uchiha Nan was an exception, and was approved at the speed of light.

Although there are some sensitive ideological tendencies in the movie, the reviewers were shocked when they thought of the large number of people killed by Konoha in the Fire Country for pig iron futures some time ago.

Recently, Konoha and the big shots have been competitors in the iron ore trade. Later, Konoha's ninjas frequently went in and out of the big shots' mansions to bring them fruit baskets.

How could they not know whether those big shots were sick or not?

The auditors took their own personal safety into consideration. Since their small bodies were stabbed dozens of times in the back, it would be considered suicide. So they ignored the private intentions and approved the application directly.

The movie has been a hot topic in the ninja world since it started filming until its completion.

Directed by the Hokage of the strongest ninja village in the ninja world
The first war film from the perspective of a ninja

Based on the First Ninja World War
Shock, technological innovation, color film
Various hot topics were inserted into this movie, and as soon as the release date was confirmed, the pre-sale movie tickets were sold out.

"Lord Hokage!"

"Lord Hokage"

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Uchiha Nan has only one task today, which is to take Konoha’s top leaders to the movies.

Naturally, they paid for the film themselves, in order to contribute to the box office revenue of Uchiha Nan's debut work.

The high-ranking officials of Konoha were all familiar with movies. They always had some loneliness that they could not resolve, and they needed to learn some special knowledge and techniques, sneaking out of the house in the middle of the night to watch midnight movies. As a man, this kind of thing was inevitable.
Uchiha Nan's movie has become a hot search in the ninja world. Considering that the current Hokage of Konoha never plays by the rules, the movie directed by him personally is of great interest to the ninjas of the entire Konoha.

"Color film."

“I’m really looking forward to it.”

As soon as the beginning of the movie was played, the bright color pictures whetted the appetite of the audience who came to watch the movie. This is a brand new technological revolution!
The ninja world has suffered from black-and-white movies for a long time. If they can't even masturbate to their heart's content, what hope is there in life? The eyes of the directors who specialize in making erotic movies lit up immediately. Their industry may be about to usher in a new spring.

Uchiha Nan was prepared for this. If he couldn't make money from making small movies, he would collect technology taxes and impose high technology patent fees on small movies in the erotic industry.

The technology of color film is in our own hands. If you don’t pay, you don’t have to use it!

Of course, as long as the technology spreads, piracy is inevitable, and small workshops will always have the opportunity to bypass Uchiha Nan's technology charges.

But every industry has its own cliques, so we just need to target the big directors and publishers of pornographic films in each country.

Konoha's intelligence department is not there to sit there and do nothing. They have already thoroughly investigated the background of these people. Without exception, all of them are involved in organized crime and terrorism. But as Uchiha Kusunoki is the leader of the number one terrorist organization in the ninja world, how can he be afraid of them?
In the future, I'm afraid we'll be able to earn more than 10 billion in patent fees every year. This number will surely increase year by year, and it's certain that it will grow to tens or even hundreds of billions in the future.

As we all know, there are only two driving forces for human beings, one is sex and the other is eating. If you don't want to have sex, it only means that you are not full.
This is another big gain!
The movie quickly got to the point

War films are based on the theme of war. When the protagonists go onto the battlefield, they are faced with wave after wave of battles. The fist-to-flesh physical combat and the gorgeous ninjutsu showdowns are an eye-opener for the audience.

The number of ninjas is quite small compared to the entire Naruto world, and the war between ninjas only remains in the imagination of civilians.

Even the ninjas from the smaller villages in the ninja world called the ninjutsu showdowns in the plot exciting. After all, these were ninjutsu performed by Konoha's veterans who had survived the war.

In order to ensure the viewing experience, Uchiha Nan sent out several senior ninjas to have a wonderful battle.

The wonderful fight was greeted with applause, and the flames emitted by the ninjutsu waves were extremely eye-catching, a kind of ultimate beauty.

But all this came at a price. There was a mess after the war, corpses lying on the ground, and dozens of lives withered away in this unknown place in the ninja world.

The ninjas who had experienced all this had serious expressions. They were incompatible with the jubilation of ordinary people. The underlying color of war was pain.
The story continues and comes to the part where Uchiha Nan smuggles some smuggled goods.

"The ninjas from Kumogakure are really abominable!"

“Even the children are not spared!”

"It's still our Konoha."

The audience was filled with indignation. Although the ninjas felt ashamed of Kumogakure's behavior and only cursed at it, when the choice really fell into their hands, most of them would make the same choice as Kumogakure.

When carrying out infiltration missions, you face a war where you could lose your life at any time, and any mistake may lead to the annihilation of the entire team.

What are the lives of a few untouchables worth!
But the reactions of the civilians were truly heartfelt. It was common for ninjas to kill civilians at will in the entire ninja world.

Many civilians have witnessed with their own eyes that ninjas would arbitrarily kill ordinary people who were powerless for the sake of missions, food, or even just for fun.

"The ninjas of Konoha are truly kind and righteous."

"From now on, you'll have to go to a place like Konoha to do business."

Similar remarks appeared simultaneously in various parts of the ninja world.

The plot is still advancing and has reached the climax of the movie.

Do you really have to abandon your companions who you have been with day and night and shared life and death with in order to complete the mission?

In the plot, Orochimaru and Jiraiya are at odds. Orochimaru, who always wants to complete the mission, chooses to follow the ninja code and put the mission first.

And Jiraiya also said that famous saying
"Those who break rules and regulations are called trash, but those who don't cherish their companions are even worse than trash!"

As soon as these words were uttered, the audience was instantly excited. The strong sense of personal heroism made everyone identify with Jiraiya's role.

The decision of becoming a hero to save your companions or becoming a tool to carry out the mission is too easy to make.

That is, the ninjas all skillfully took on Jiraiya's role, even though he violated the ninja code.

Of course, some people were still unhappy, such as some daimyos, who sensitively smelled a hint of danger from this plot.

This is completely contrary to the Ninja Tool Theory that they have always advocated, it is a complete heresy!
Sanctions!

Movie removed!

But when they thought that this was a movie shot by the Konoha Hokage himself, they became as obedient as quails.

Even the Fire Nation Daimyo could only remain silent.

The story soon came to an end. The remaining duo team successfully completed the mission, laying the foundation for victory in the war. Konoha's king's army returned triumphantly.

The joy of victory in the war did not last long, and a sad background music began to play.

The screen turned blood red, and the audience saw densely packed corpses. The picture was magnified to become a memorial stone. The ninja in charge of counting casualties numbly wrote down every death list and skillfully wrote a letter to the family. The mood of sadness spread, and whether it was ninja or ordinary people, the memory of the war was painful.

Humans are such strange creatures. They can normally issue the most vicious curses against ninjas, but when they really see the mountains of ninja corpses, ordinary people will still feel pity from the bottom of their hearts.

A ninja’s life is also a life!
If you could choose, who would be willing to be an executioner?
"I heard that ninjas are going to the battlefield when they are still children, but my children are still worrying about not having enough pocket money every day."

"Ninjas are so miserable, being used as killing tools and working for those daimyo!"

Constantly carrying out missions and then dying, this seems to be the fate of ninjas, to be used as a tool for the rest of their lives?
Maybe the Ninja Code is not a rule that must be followed. In the plot, the Hokage personally awarded Jiraiya the Konoha Hero Award.
The director of this movie is Naruto!

The leader of the most powerful ninja village in the ninja world personally challenged the ninja tool theory. Ninjas are not consumables used to execute tools!

Especially for the ninjas of Konoha, the pensions given to them by Uchiha Kusunoki after he came to power were the highest in the entire ninja world. Unlike other black-hearted ninja villages that dared to withhold the money for the ninjas' hard work, even those who were injured or disabled had to accept tasks assigned by the village.

movie ends
Uchiha Nan led everyone out of the cinema. Those who came with Uchiha Nan were all high-ranking officials of Konoha. Those who were quick-witted had already connected the dots between what Uchiha Nan had done after he came to power.

It seems that the Hokage is trying a new path.
Iwagakure

Ohnoki, who had just become the Third Tsuchikage, came to the movie theater in Iwagakure Village. The Third Hokage of Konoha personally wrote a letter to Ohnoki, hoping that he would go to see a movie.

The dignified Hokage actually went straight into the adult entertainment industry to make a movie?
Ohnoki walked into the cinema with questions in mind and watched the entire movie.

"It's a sinister intention"

"Now the whole world knows that Konoha is a good person!"

"You're quietly robbing the ninja village, aren't you?"

"Is Konoha so rich?"

"The ninjas are just following suit. If they don't complete the nobles' tasks seriously, how can the ninja village get funds from the daimyo?"

Ohnoki frowned, not understanding what was going on in the mind of Konoha's current Hokage.
It is understandable that they want to promote the positive image of Konoha. If they were to make a movie themselves, they would certainly promote the positive image of Iwagakure.

But to challenge the ninja tool theory, which is the underlying logic of the ninja world, is like lighting a light in a toilet, seeking death.

After a great war, the ninja village has been severely damaged. Now they are dancing under the daimyo's bottom line. Do they still want to recover the daimyo's funds?

I don't understand
Oonoki thought about it for a long time, but still couldn't understand why Uchiha Nan did this.

"Beast!"

"The Hokage of Konoha is a beast!"

"Slandering the Hidden Cloud Village like this!"

"It's just the Second Hokage who killed them. Only one Hokage died, but the Hidden Cloud Village lost the hearts of the entire ninja world!"

"His heart is to be killed!"

The Third Raikage Ai slammed his fist on the table and flew into a rage. If the village could afford the war, he would have definitely had a serious talk with Konoha about this matter.

This is a blatant slander!

"Go, gather some people, let's make a movie to fight back!"

"Lord Raikage, we don't have a script."

"Stupid, you can't plagiarize?"

“Remake this movie!”

"Lord Kazekage, the movie directed by the Sandaime Hokage is released today."

Mosa (the Third Kazekage is another anonymous person, I made one up myself) brushed off the dust on his body and was sweating profusely as he used the Magnetic Release to pan for gold in the desert.

"See a movie?"

"Do you think I have the time?"

Mosa rolled his eyes at his subordinates beside him, thinking they were so tactless that they didn't see that he was busy working to support his family.

The economic source of the entire Sand Village depends on me alone!
Instead of watching movies, it would be better to dig for more gold so that the village can buy more food.

The village is so poor, and you still want to go to the movies. It seems that you are too full. I have to starve you for a few days.
This damn environment, with sandstorms all over the sky, how could Konoha be so lucky, living in the most fertile land in the ninja world, and now starting to enrich their spiritual life!

Kirigakure

"The Sandaime Hokage is such an interesting person."

"There will definitely be more and more movies like this in the future. Compared to physical attacks, mental attacks are the most terrifying."

Shuidou was thinking about how to deal with this situation when there was another knock on the door.

"Master Shuidou, regarding the pension and arrears of the Kizuna clan."

"And there is the Mizunotsuki clan."

"I am from the Kaguya clan."

Ever since Mizuto ascended to the position of the Sandaime Mizukage, the Bloody Ninja Clan under his command have been finding various ways to oppose him, and each of them is desperate for money.

Don’t you know that the Hidden Mist Village is also short of money now?
The Daimyo of the Land of Water is also a stingy person!

Sooner or later, I will shoot all of you Blood Ninjas to death!
Shui Dou flipped out of the window with a somersault. If he had no money, he had no money. If he couldn't afford to provoke someone, couldn't he hide from them?

He also needed to save some money to train ninjas to fight against the Blood Ninja Clan in the village.

A cave in the Ninja World

An old man walked out of the cave, his hair mostly white. In order to open the legendary eye, he felt that his vitality seemed to be absorbed by the eye crazily, but even so, the conditions for opening were not met.

"What a dazzling sunlight"

"Go out and relax. The legendary eyes can't be opened in a moment."

"I don't know what's going on in the ninja world right now. I'm afraid it's all in chaos again."

"Directed by the Sandaime Hokage himself?"

"Movie?"

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