Chapter 91: It's a grass type, but it's as hard as a rock. It cries when you water it? Wro
Chapter 91: It's a grass type, but it's as hard as a rock. It cries when you water it? Wrong! (Please read it later)
[Don't be fooled, the host must have taken a fancy to this Bulbasaur and deliberately lowered the individual value! ]
[Not really. I believe in the host's character. Besides, with his keen eyesight, how can you be afraid that he can't find a better Pokémon? ]
"It's okay, host. If my friend doesn't want it, I'll just keep it myself. My family is well off anyway. Even if the individual stats are a little worse, it won't be ruined."
[I almost forgot this guy is a second-generation trainer. ]
【Ha ha! 】
Seeing these comments, Ye Yinchuan also thought of something.
If I really received this Bulbasaur, and its individual value was subsequently improved, I would inevitably be criticized for deliberately lowering its individual value in order to make a profit.
A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, so we should pay more attention to this.
After all, as a host, someone is watching your every word and action.
“Favorite Grass Type” is obviously not stupid. When the host said he wanted to collect it, he must have thought that this Bulbasaur had some special features.
Next, even if you want to give it to someone, you have to figure it out yourself first.
Two people, a total of a hundred ideas.
"It's okay, it's okay. I just like Pokémon. You can't stop me."
The other party refused his request to "pass on", so Ye Yinchuan just laughed it off and walked away.
"Come on, let's focus on the Pokémon we just saw, so that the viewers in the live broadcast room can also see it."
Ye Yinchuan controls the rhythm of the live broadcast.
"it is good."
The other party also fulfilled his promise and turned the camera.
Ye Yinchuan looked at the Pokémon and thought to himself that he had not made a mistake.
Isn’t this just potted nonsense?
By the way, the official name should be "pen".
The Nonsense Bonsai and its evolved form, the Nonsense Tree, are both names from early anime.
Speaking of which, names like "Pot is weird" and "Tree is weird" also fit the characteristics of Pokémon, and they all start with "weird".
It is a pun with a double meaning, meaning "monster". It can also be combined with "才" (talent) to form the modal particle "才怪".
Since only the "pot is weird" appears here, we will not mention the "tree is weird" for the time being.
This Pokémon is quite small, only about half a meter including the green spherical "leaves" on its head.
The overall shape looks like a potted plant, with a small soil pot underneath and a small tree on top.
But in fact, few people can tell the true face of this guy.
Most of the body of the Pencai monster is earth-yellow in color, and there are three green spherical "leaves" on its head, which are evenly distributed in a triangle.
It has only two eyes, but there is a small yellow dot between the two eyes, like a third eye.
This inexplicably made Ye Yinchuan think of Erlang Shen.
The main Pokémon is a Pokémon that is good at disguise, and Erlang Shen can also transform into other things when fighting with Sun Wukong.
Let’s talk about Pen Zaiguai’s eyes. They are upright ovals with yellow whites and a black pupil in the middle.
Its mouth is also quite distinctive.
Without lips, it is just a thin round strip that changes with emotions.
For example, when you smile happily or are scared, the corners of your mouth will widen.
In addition, the basin monster has feet connected to the basin-like body. You can see a thigh-like structure. The whole is a thin leg connecting two ovals.
"Anchor, do you know what Pokémon this is? Even my parents don't know, and they said they'd ask their friends at the research institute!"
"I know him a little bit. I saw him at my friend's place."
Ye Yinchuan said casually.
"So what kind of Pokémon is it? And it's so weird. It's a grass-type, but its body is as hard as a rock. I don't know if the thing on its head is a leaf or a fruit. I've never seen anything like it before.
Oh, and when I watered it, it cried. Don’t all grass-type Pokémon like water? " "Uh... is it possible that it's not a grass-type?"
When Ye Yinchuan said this, the other party was obviously a little bit unbelievable.
Including the barrage, there are also many questioning voices.
[What a joke, this is clearly a tree, how can it not be a grass type? ]
[Are you new here? Old fans are already eating melon seeds, just waiting for the host to show off! ]
[Here it comes, the anchor is making outrageous remarks again! 】
[If this isn't a grass type, I'll perform a stinky mud rice meal! ]
"My friend who eats stinky mud rice, you are such a ruthless person..."
When Ye Yinchuan saw the barrage of comments, he felt a little nauseous just imagining it.
How is this different from eating shit?
At this moment, the number of people in the live broadcast room and the barrage of comments suddenly began to surge.
Eighteen thousand, nineteen thousand, two thousand!
In the blink of an eye, the number of people in the live broadcast room, which had been stable at 1,500, began to skyrocket.
"Did the platform find its conscience and give traffic?"
Ye Yinchuan was secretly delighted.
He is very confident in his live broadcast content. Almost every time a group of viewers come in, he can retain a lot of them, and a considerable number of them are converted into loyal fans.
I’m afraid the platform won’t provide traffic!
"Dear new viewers, please follow us if you like this. The host is identifying and explaining this rare Pokémon..."
Taking advantage of the popularity, Ye Yinchuan brought out the live broadcast script so that new viewers would not be confused about the current situation.
But Ye Yinchuan began to realize something was wrong.
After this group of viewers came in, a lot of comments attacking them suddenly appeared, some of which were screen-filling, and some were mocking and insulting.
[When Xingzai goes to war, not a blade of grass will grow! ]
[Anchor, please change your account, this one is no longer valid! ]
[Smart anchor, how do you identify nm? ]
[I am dying of laughter. Do you really think we are here to watch a live broadcast? Who would watch such a second-rate script? ]
Looking at these comments, Ye Yinchuan's smile froze a little.
There is no doubt that he was tricked!
There are so many people cursing coming in, I can’t block them all at once!
We can only block and ban those who curse the harshest and take the lead first.
@杠就是你对: [愯! Did the anchor offend anyone? Do you need help? ]
@Carrot Lady: [These people are toxic, I asked my roommate to help report them! ]
"Thank you for your help in reporting them. Ignore them. If you see someone cursing, just ban them!"
Ye Yinchuan said that the live broadcast would continue.
It was just a sudden influx of traffic, and I didn’t expect that all of it was from black fans, so I couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed.
"Anchor, what do you say?"
“Actually, you’ve already guessed half of it right.
I don't know what other people call this Pokémon, but I usually call it "Panzaoguai".
Many people would mistakenly think it is a grass-type Pokémon just by looking at its appearance. But in fact, it is a rock-type... It is not as hard as stone, but it is stone itself.
You think it's a tree, or a potted plant, and you're being fooled."
On the other side, a host named "Picking Stars for You" pointed at Ye Yinchuan's live broadcast screen and sneered at his audience:
“See, this Kirby treasure appraisal is hilarious, he’s treating the audience like idiots, whoever believes it is an idiot.
How could there be such a Pokémon? It's definitely a tool!
Listen to my command brothers, don't just scold him, tell him I want to expose him and ask him if he dares to connect! "
Master Erlang is here!
The basin looks strangely like Erlang Shen. I don’t know if you can get it, haha (please read on)
(End of this chapter)