Chapter 95 I'm Really Not a Trouble
Chapter 95 I'm Really Not a Trouble (6K Chapters)
"There is an opportunity for me to be promoted in the West District. They are holding the Joyful Buddha's Birthday Festival recently, encouraging citizens in all the major cities to practice Joyful Buddha Dharma. This will not only add new members to the West District, but also show respect to the Buddha."
"For this reason, every day in every market in the West District, there are Yan Ni, Yang Shi Po and even a higher level of [He Huan Beauty] touring and demonstrating relevant Buddhist postures to the public."
"With this kind of atmosphere, the area is naturally full of such noise day and night. It is not uncommon for some impatient people to do things on the street."
"It's also fortunate that the West District is a fallen Buddhist territory, and what it lacks the most is various kinds of 'Buddhist incense', so those strange smells can be suppressed."
"However, as time went on, the citizens, both men and women, were seriously depleted. In addition to consuming each other, this Buddha's Birthday Festival was mostly a ritual and process for some high-sequence masters in the Fallen Buddhism to practice. The citizens' vitality was actually quietly sucked away by the masters."
"If I go to the West District now and sell medicinal food that nourishes Yin and replenishes Yang quickly, it will be easy for me to become famous and influence a thousand people."
“But it is also dangerous.”
"Those evil monks and nuns of the Fallen Buddhism are no less brutal than the barbarians. They also sell things like Vitality Pills and Yin-boosting Pills. If I disrupt their business, I will definitely be targeted."
"But if I am willing to devote myself to Cui Minmin, maybe I can get her to help cover up a few things and get promoted smoothly."
……
After thinking it over to the end, Li Yu couldn't help but make a self-deprecating remark.
Obviously, it was impossible for him to sacrifice himself.
Many methods have dangerous consequences, which makes Li Yu frown:
"The difficulty of becoming an alchemist is not in obtaining the nine elixirs required to ascend to the divine realm, but in becoming famous by pretending to be a god while leaving traces in the bodies or hearts of a thousand people."
“When I first exchanged it, I didn’t think this ceremony was that difficult.”
"Now it seems a little outrageous."
“Although I don’t know how other paths lead to Sequence 7 advancement, I think it’s definitely not as troublesome as the Alchemist.”
"No wonder. After solving such a troublesome ritual, it is reasonable to gain some abilities that can disgust others."
After muttering to this, Li Yu decided to put them all on the list of candidates for the time being, but not to act rashly.
The first step is to collect all nine kinds of elixirs. That is not an easy task. I have to think of a reasonable excuse when I go to the City Lord's Mansion tomorrow to report a new list of supplies.
After thinking it over, Li Yu glanced at the dark sky outside and decided to rest for a night as he had to go to work tomorrow.
Seeing that Li Yu was going to lie down in the main house, Hongdou, which was still recording the "full template", automatically paused.
Appearing in front of Li Yu like a flash, the mechanical voice asked:
"Owner!"
"Whether you need Hongdou to sleep with you, the master can directly set a fixed skin template, or choose the random mode. Currently, 108 types have been included."
Hear these words.
Li Yu suddenly felt that the slight drowsiness that had just arisen in his body was receding.
After thinking about it, he decided to try the random mode.
Who can resist the joy of opening a blind box?
What's more, it's of this kind.
After Li Yu gave the order, Hongdou immediately began to undergo a dazzling transformation, with a mechanical sound constantly ringing during the process:
"Activating Transformation Maid Module... Random Mode."
"Changing...Selected."
"The ninety-third skin was specially ordered by a client from the Qian Kingdom. The request was for it to be cold and holy, with a snow-white robe and a little bit of nudity, but the temperament should not be profaned, and it should not be polite to the owner, and it should also have a bit of contempt... the image of a saint."
"what?"
Halfway through listening, Li Yu felt something was wrong.
He was also a veteran who had watched countless movies in his previous life. How could he not understand that this skin template not only had external appearance, but also came with related emotional attributes. No wonder it was specially customized. This was clearly a hobby that a certain pervert liked the most.
It is not unfair for Qian Guolao to be accused of being pretentious. Why does he play such tricks in private?
really!
While he was surprised, Hongdou had already completed her transformation.
A woman in a white dress immediately appeared in front of Li Yu, looking at him with contempt. The style of her dress was peculiar, revealing most of her chest, but it did not look lewd at all, because above it was a cold, arrogant and world-weary face.
Before Li Yu could utter the order to go back on his word, a familiar hissing sound suddenly rang out, and the next moment, a high-end chainsaw sword was suddenly pulled out by Hongdou and placed directly across Li Yu's neck, saying:
"Disgusting Master, how do you want Hongdou to sleep with you..."
"stop!"
"Another random one."
"Okay master, changing... already selected."
"The 58th skin, specially ordered by a customer from the southern district of Wanfu City. It is required to be a combination of a human woman and a female spider, with white hair and red eyes. It would be best if it has a bit of evil divinity, and no clothes."
"What the hell?"
As soon as Li Yu exclaimed and complained, Hongdou had already completed the transformation at the speed of light.
Before he could react again, he saw a "woman without a human" with the upper body of a human woman and the lower body of a female spider, using a few spider legs to quickly climb onto the bed.
Li Yu's abdomen suddenly sank, and this extremely special version of Hongdou had already sat up.
At the same time, the white hair fell down, and a strange face that was evil, charming, and even a little bit like an evil god appeared in front of him.
The scarlet tongue licked the two sharp teeth and said to Li Yu: "Master, do you want to give birth to a little spider with me..."
"stop!"
"Change into another set."
Obviously, Li Yu was a little drunk.
His luck is both good and bad.
Originally I just wanted to randomly come up with a set of gentle and mature lady appearances, but I didn't expect to get two sets in a row, both of which were the kind of weird and beastly types that ordinary people would never think of.
Especially the second set, which is worthy of being a special customization from Wanfu City. In terms of the degree of perversion, it is much better than that of the Qianguo people.
Li Yu's thought was slapped in the face the next moment.
"Changing...Selected!"
"The sixty-eighth skin is specially ordered by a client from the Qian Kingdom. He requested that it imitate a special creature called Corpse Charm and be as realistic as possible. At the same time, it is best if the skin can possess some of the Corpse Charm's special abilities, even if it is weakened to 1% or 1/1000. In addition, it should not wear clothes."
"Why do I?"
"Is your luck so bad? Three times in a row, this is a special order? There's no normal version?"
This time, Li Yu's defense was finally broken.
The reason was simple, he really knew what a corpse ghost was.
A strange creature transformed from a corpse, most of which are female corpses. Their bodies are covered with colorful hair, which has the ability to charm and absorb yang. The hair on their bodies can be used as a material for some secret medicines related to corpses.
There is no doubt about it, not even any guesswork required.
The one who customized this corpse-charming skin must be a perverted practitioner of the Immortal Corpse God Path from the [Earth Mother Cult] of the Qian Kingdom. He must have developed a very serious bad habit, so he had to use this roundabout method to relieve and suppress it.
excusable!
But it is still a perversion without a doubt.
As he recalled his knowledge and complained, Hongdou had completed his transformation.
Li Yu took one look and closed it directly, shouting for Hongdou to return to its original appearance. He regretted in his heart that he had to choose the random mode on a whim.
Just when he thought his hands were too dark, Hongdou's familiar mechanical voice came:
"Return to the master!"
"Hongdou collects the skin templates in the order of value, so the first ones will all be specially customized, and the last ones will be the ordinary templates produced by Tiangong Sect."
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Master, you didn't ask. Red Bean can also judge that Master would prefer special customization. Do you want to continue with the random mode?"
"Beep beep beep... Warning, warning, because the owner was previously obsessed with the [Psychic Armor] function, and Hongdou has transformed three times in a row, the consumption of Psychic Stones in the body has far exceeded the reasonable daily energy consumption."
"Master, please reserve red beans in time and replace them with high-grade spiritual energy stones."
When Li Yu heard that there was no normal template for the time being, he wanted Hongdou to stop transforming.
The next two sentences made him even more speechless.
Just waved his hand and said:
"Don't get deformed, just stay aside... Never mind, just continue collecting templates."
"It's only three hours and one night. I'll wait for the next time."
"Good host!"
……
The next day, Li Yu stood up to the familiar crowing of the plague-stricken bronze rooster.
There was no surprise. Hongdou directly reported that all templates had been collected.
However, early in the morning, Li Yu just enjoyed the gentle service of the royal sister to dress and wash, then he took the pass, went out and stopped a monster bus to the City Lord's Mansion, where he had to report for work.
He had no interest in the work organization of the pioneer team itself, after all, he was just a logistics staff.
But Li Yu was very passionate about embezzling supplies from the City Lord's Mansion.
As soon as he saw the six members of the pioneer team, he went straight to the leader and said:
"Captain, I got an inspiration last night and came up with a few more medicinal dishes suitable for you."
"But in recent days, I have been consuming supplies at a rather fast rate. I wonder if the higher-ups will approve new supplies?"
If the captain, Zhan Kui, follows his usual style.
At this time, he should wave his hand and curse boldly: "The materials of my Ninth Pioneer Team must be approved. What are you afraid of? Just report it directly."
But this time, Zhan Kui looked at Li Yu with a half-smile, and then said:
"It's more than a little fast."
"You guys forced the robot puppet who was in charge of monitoring and counting the supplies to file a complaint. Fortunately, my superior is my master, otherwise it would be really troublesome."
"Master said that I hired a greedy cook. Is he planning to borrow the supplies from the City Lord's Mansion and open a small restaurant on his own? Do you want to go and show your support?"
Hearing this, Li Yu remembered the mechanical doll that had been following him and giving him warnings when he was carrying supplies home.
You dare to complain to a higher level about this thing?
Although he felt that he was a little greedy, Li Yu was always thick-skinned. After hearing this, he just smiled and said:
"Captain, please understand. This is also the flaw in my cultivation path."
"Although we have managed to develop some good medicinal foods, the rate at which they are consumed is indeed alarming."
"It's okay if you can't report it. Captain, you guys can eat those first, and I'll slowly develop new medicinal foods later..."
"Who said we can't report it?"
"Go ahead and report it. It's not my family's supplies. What are you afraid of?"
"But, you'd better contribute a new medicinal food that can benefit all the pioneering teams. That's a suitable reason. For example, your [Hundred Flavor Meatballs] are very good, but they need to be improved. They can have stimulating flavors such as strong liquor, but don't always have chicken shit or dog shit." "No problem!"
Obviously, these two are not good people.
In just a few words, the matter of embezzlement was tacitly confirmed.
On the surface, the only beneficiary is Li Yu, but in fact, the entire Ninth Pioneer Team benefits.
After all, after experiencing this for such a period of time, the six people all knew very well the peculiarities of Li Yu, the private chef of medicinal cuisine.
It is no exaggeration to say that he can be compared with the chefs of the previous powerful pioneering teams.
Because they valued Li Yu, the six people seemed to remember something before leaving for the forbidden area, and warned Li Yu:
"I think Wanfu City will be more lively and dangerous in the next few days than before. If you have nothing to do, don't run around easily."
"According to the time calculation, it is almost time. Those damned lucky Demon Star Lords have probably completed one or two expedition missions. Those who survived have made considerable gains and have already started planning their promotion ceremony."
"Those of Sequence Eight will go to Sequence Seven, and those of Sequence Seven will be promoted to Sequence Six... Most of the promotion ceremonies for Sequences are initially tormenting the practitioners themselves, but starting from Sequence Seven, it will gradually become a torture for other creatures... This group of Monster Star Lords are all promoted at the same time, and Wanfu City is afraid that disasters will continue."
"Humph, those Demon Star Orders have no vision, what's wrong with me, Mi Wu Niang? Why didn't they choose me?"
"It's not just you. The captain wasn't hit either. Sang Zhu, with his special physique, wasn't hit either."
"It doesn't matter! We'll just wait for the next round. The mortality rate of the Demon Star Lords is frighteningly high anyway, so it will be our turn eventually."
Hearing these words, Li Yu looked calm.
But deep down, there were some waves.
What the six people said was correct. Wanfu City would probably face many disasters in the future.
There is more than one Demon Star Commander, and he is not the only one who has won the first place in contribution. Naturally, he is not the only one who can prepare for the promotion ceremony.
Not to mention anything else, there is a large group of people having fun in the [Tianjiao Club]. From their unscrupulous remarks, it can be seen that they are all people with no shortage of merit points.
If you have merits, you can exchange them for rare items that are hard to find in the outside world.
It won’t be difficult to advance to the next level.
"It seems that I should not only seize the opportunity to get promoted, but also be extremely careful."
"If I get promoted and bump into someone else, or get implicated for no reason, that wouldn't be a good thing."
After much deliberation, Li Yu managed to sneak away until the end of the workday.
The new batch of supplies he reported had already arrived, and he began to pick and choose without any psychological burden.
If it were before, he would take two portions of ingredients for each type of elixir, both to be on the safe side and also to refine one more elixir.
But this time I have to refine five pills, and taking too many will be very conspicuous.
Since his alchemy skills had been perfected, he simply took a portion of each, put them into a package, and carried it home.
During the day, he sat there bored all day.
In the huge Wanfu City, the four major districts were peaceful and calm, and he did not see any excitement at all.
But now!
On Li Yu's way home, accidents began to happen one after another.
He left the camp and was about to stop a monster bus to Tianjifang when he suddenly saw a place called "Hehefang" in the southern district not far away.
Suddenly there were loud noises!
A series of terrifying, gleaming sword auras raged wildly in the area, directly destroying several huge buildings.
In the ruins, an extremely terrifying monster suddenly appeared. It seemed to be two lumps of flesh that perfectly embodied the artistic conception of "one yin and one yang". It was extremely harmonious, but also extremely terrifying and weird, and could not be looked at directly.
When it appeared, everyone who saw it, except the ordinary people who were practitioners, could not help but howl in pain, their eyes bleeding.
Li Yu is now a resident of the Old South District. After searching in his mind, he quickly determined the identity of the monster:
"In the southern district, the overlord of Hehefang is the Yin Yang Sect, and its leader [Yin Yang San Ren] is also the owner of Hehefang."
"The sequence level and situation are very similar to those of the three beasts of the Three Saints Gang."
"One Yin and one Yang are actually two people. Because of their training, they have fast speed and great power, but they have no way to follow up the sequence. As a result, they may fall out of control at any time, and they will also face the fate of dying due to exhaustion of their lifespan."
"Why did it reveal its true form at this time?"
"Who hurt it?"
"Who are the masters of those sword energies?"
Li Yu and the other practitioners who were watching had just started to have this doubt in their minds.
The next moment, the answer appeared.
Suddenly, the sword energy in the sky was retracted and condensed into a giant sword in the air that was flashing with dazzling golden light. While the "Yin Yang Wanderer" had just revealed his true identity and was still smashing things everywhere, looking for the murderer.
The giant sword slashed from top to bottom with incredible precision, cutting the Yin Yang Wanderer in half.
This picture!
It looks extremely comfortable.
But for the "Yin Yang Wanderer", it was a hatred that destroyed his way and an unbearable disaster.
Two shrill roars filled with endless anger and hatred erupted in Hehefang.
At the same time, unbelievable questions were raised:
"Liu Tu! Bastard, you beast."
"How dare you... why did you do this? The two of us treated you very well, and everyone in Yin Yang Sect treated you like a distinguished guest. Why did you attack the two of us?"
These two voices came.
Suddenly, everyone guessed who the murderer was.
A fallen monk who escaped from the orthodox sect [Demon-Slaying Sect] some time ago, was suspected to be in the Seven Swordsmen sequence of the Golden Immortal Path.
But judging from the power of the sword just now, I'm afraid it's more than that, right?
In addition, according to Yin Yang San Ren, Liu Tu had been staying in Yin Yang Sect for some time and had received very good treatment. Why did he choose to betray? And why did he hurt Yin Yang San Ren?
Just when everyone was puzzled, an extremely heroic laugh rang out.
The owner of the laughter appeared in the magic sword. He was a strange young man wearing a tattered Taoist robe, with disheveled hair, and looking like a madman.
"Hahahaha!"
"You two monsters treat me so well? You are so kind to me."
"You are just coveting my inheritance, trying to jump to the ranks of my sect, or steal my inheritance to prolong your life. Bah, why don't you take a piss and look at your disgusting appearance."
"As for why they did it? This is Wanfu City. They say you can do whatever you want here. That's why I came here."
"I want to be promoted to Sequence 6 [Master of Magic]. The promotion ceremony requires me to condense my [Innate Magic Sword] and stain it with the blood of at least one other Sequence 6 demon. Naturally, I have to draw my sword to chop down the Sequence 6 demon. Since you two are so close, I have no choice but to borrow your demon bodies."
"Now that it's done, I'm too lazy to stay in this South District."
"I remembered that I'm related to King Xi, so I'm going to go and seek him out."
"I have been sharpening my sword for ten years, but I have never tried it. Today I will show it to you, if anyone has any grievances... Hahaha, so refreshing, so refreshing."
Amidst all this, the giant magic sword was charging forward, crushing many building domes along the way.
Amid Liu Tu's laughter, he rushed from the South District to the East District in the blink of an eye, and was actually mysteriously guided there.
During the process, Yin Yang Sanren also tried to stop it.
Unfortunately, the two of them lost the initiative and were unable to do so.
What made everyone sigh was that Liu Tu was really just as described by the Wanfu Daily, extremely heroic and he also liked to recite some poems.
……
This lively scene ended temporarily, but the waves it caused were just beginning to spread.
And Li Yu was one of the onlookers!
The feeling at this moment is completely different from that of others.
reason?
He knows more.
In fact, Li Yu felt that he had inadvertently discovered a conspiracy.
"Liu Tu!"
"His true identity is also the Demon Star Lord, and he is the Rebel Star Lord who was almost intercepted by me that night."
"The selection of the Demon Star Order is not controlled by the evil gods. It only selects the person who best matches your personality."
"Liu Tu first betrayed the Demon-Slaying Sect... then betrayed Yin Yang San Ren... and now he has gone to the East District, saying that he wants to join King Xi, who is his relative... According to the rules of the Demon Star Order, he will definitely betray King Xi again in the future... There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with all this."
"But why didn't Liu Tu go to King Xi in the first place, but went to Yin Yang Sect to stay there, just to facilitate his promotion to Sequence Six?"
"And, is he really fallen?"
When this thought came to Li Yu's mind, he recalled the scene of the sword energy soaring into the sky and the magic sword rushing around.
The destructive power is extremely terrifying.
But what is somewhat incredible is that almost no "mortals" died in the process.
I don’t know if it’s a coincidence or he did it on purpose?
If he has not really fallen, or he has used some method to put himself in a fallen state.
So what was his purpose in sneaking into Wanfu City? To obtain the Demon Star Order? To get close to King Xi? Or both?
Li Yu's curiosity had long become a quirk, and his glimpse of a conspiracy naturally triggered his desire to explore.
Unfortunately, there are too few clues and the levels are too high.
Li Yu had no choice but to think while continuing to go to Tianjifang.
During the process, other accidents began to occur in other areas of Wanfu City.
After Liu Tu took the lead, it was as if a "switch" was turned on.
Explosions, screams, and many other noises took place in the four major areas one after another.
Moreover, many of the protagonists have been featured in the Wanfu Daily and have been recognized as "outstanding people."
The purpose of their causing trouble was surprisingly the same: the promotion ceremony!
Fortunately, this is Wanfu City!
The collapse of some buildings and the death of dozens or hundreds of people will cause some commotion for a while, but the citizens will gradually accept it and continue with their lives.
Without this mentality, how can you survive in Wanfu City?
"Tsk tsk!"
"Compared to these geniuses, my title of [Evil Star] is somewhat unworthy of its reality. My promotion ceremony would not cause such a big mess. It is even beneficial."
"So, I'm really not a nuisance."
ps: Because it is a transitional plot, I will not divide it into chapters. I will start updating it tomorrow. I would like to ask for your guaranteed monthly votes. Thank you very much.
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