Chapter 96 The Epic Purple Potato Ancestor
Chapter 96 The Epic Purple Potato Ancestor
The monks below the stage nodded in agreement: "Indeed, the demons are like this. They feed on negative emotions. We hate evil, but they hate good. The name of the Demon Alliance is too shameless and disgusting!"
"My God, a country like 'Beautiful Traitor' sounds like a demonic country. It sounds so evil. The demon king and the demon people in the country must be bloodthirsty, greedy, licentious, addicted to drugs, full of lies, endless internal strife, ignorant, unable to distinguish between men and women, with gender confusion, and a group of demons dancing wildly..."
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"Among the Avengers, there are Iron Demon, Hip Demon, Thunder Demon, Iron Arm Demon, Green Giant Demon, Widow Demon, Hawkeye Demon, Vision Demon, Spider Demon, Ant Demon, Red Witch, Supreme Magician and other demons from the underworld. They are also colluding with the Outer World Demon Squad, which is led by the Retarded Demon and has Rat Demon, Strange Tree Demon, Destroyer Demon, Kara Witch, Nebula Witch and Mantis Witch under his command."
The monks in the audience listened with great interest and even started to comment on it.
"The names of these demons sound very ferocious. There are no good names for names like Widow, Spider, Mantis, Destruction, Vision, Hawkeye, Red, and Green. And the Supreme Magician, whose name is Supreme, must have boundless magic power."
"Why isn't Hawkeye a good word?"
"You are uneducated. The eagle's eyes and the wolf's gaze describe sharp eyes and cruel people. He must be a cruel person who kills people without blinking an eye."
"I have a question. The captain of the Outer Demon Team is a mentally retarded demon. Is it really okay to let a mentally retarded person be the captain?"
"You don't understand this, right? The demons do everything the opposite of us. The more retarded they are, the smarter they are. They might even come up with a weird tactic like dancing erotically to kill the enemy. In short, we can't judge them by common sense."
"What the hell is that hip-butt demon? It seems his style is different from other demons."
"As the name suggests, I guess it's a lustful demon who uses certain physical characteristics to lure men into addiction and depravity."
"No, that's a male demon."
"It's right to be a male demon. Isn't it more disgusting? It fits the demon race's obscene and lewd tone very well."
"How can Purple Potato Ancestor fight against so many vicious demons? Sigh..."
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Wen Rui narrated in a sad tone: "Ancestor Zishu also had helpers. He got the full support of the Five Obsidian Immortals of Jiejiao. The Five Obsidian Immortals are the Dead Blade Immortal, Proxima Immortal, Ebony Immortal, Super Giant Immortal, and Black Dwarf Immortal. This final battle was fought in a dark place, and the sun and moon were dim. Unfortunately, the enemy was too numerous and powerful, and they also got the support of a group of human scum, the Kunlun slaves. The Five Obsidian Immortals died one after another..."
“However, the devil is always stronger than the Tao. Seeing his good friend die, Purple Potato Ancestor pulled himself together in anger, put on the unfinished limited gloves, burned the essence of his soul to create the Yin-Yang Pisces Gem, and temporarily upgraded the limited gloves to the infinite realm. With a snap of his fingers, the Spider Demon, the Strange Tree Demon, the Vision Demon, the Red Witch, the Iron Arm Demon, the Destruction Demon, the Mantis Demon, the Widow Demon, the Hawk-Eyed Demon... even the Supreme Magician were instantly turned into ashes and blown away by the wind!”
"Only a few demons were left, including the Iron Demon, the Butt Demon, the Green Giant Demon, the Mental Demon, the Thunderbolt Demon, and the Ant Demon. Seeing that the situation was hopeless, they all fled in all directions."
“Wow—that’s great!”
There was an uproar from the audience, and the monks were infected by the emotions and could not help but feel extremely excited when they heard this.
"The Purple Potato Ancestor is mighty!"
"In the blink of an eye, all the demons were wiped out. The Infinity Gauntlet is so powerful!"
"How did the demons like the Mental Devil, the Butt Demon, and the Ant Demon, which don't sound that strong, survive?"
"What a pity! They clearly have the ability to destroy them, but why didn't they destroy them all on the spot? I think the Purple Potato Ancestor is kind-hearted, so he let the remaining demons live. But if we don't eliminate all the evil, we will definitely suffer from it."
Wen Rui quickly added, "That fellow Taoist was right. Not long after the war, Purple Potato Ancestor received news that a great famine had occurred in the human race. He thought he had defeated the Demon Alliance, so he let down his guard. After hiding the Limited Gloves in the secret realm, he went to the human race alone and helped the human race to reclaim wasteland and plant crops, with the sole purpose of helping the human race to get rid of the famine."
"Alas, he actually planted the land himself to alleviate famine. The Purple Potato Ancestor is truly a kind-hearted immortal who cares about all living beings."
"I feel like things are definitely going to get bad. Isn't this giving the devil an opportunity to take advantage of us?" "That fellow Taoist guessed right again."
Wen Rui continued to speak, his tone was very sad, "I never thought that the remaining demons would not change their ways, and they even invited a powerful demon king from outside the domain, called the Witch of Surprise. The Witch of Surprise has a body of steel and iron and has infinite strength, and can reach the sky and penetrate the earth. With the support of the Witch of Surprise, the remaining demons attacked the farm cultivated by the Purple Potato Ancestor, and beheaded the Purple Potato Ancestor who was caught off guard and was still calculating how many people the farm's food could feed..."
All the monks in the audience sighed and lamented, and some who were so absorbed in the play even had tears in their eyes.
"It is true that 'good people don't live long, but evildoers last for thousands of years'. A great and kind immortal like Purple Potato Ancestor was taken advantage of by a group of scoundrels who had no moral principles, and ended up failing at the very edge of his tether."
"It's so touching. The Purple Potato Ancestor was thinking about how to grow crops and feed all living beings until his death."
"Those demons are so hateful. They have no ability to create a world-saving artifact, and they only know how to cause trouble!"
"We cultivators should follow the example of the Purple Potato Ancestor, inherit his legacy, complete the unfinished limited gloves, and work hard to create a better future with unlimited resources!"
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After hearing Wen Rui's story, the elders of the four great immortal sects looked at each other, not knowing how to respond for a moment.
I was originally afraid that Wen Rui would expose their conspiracy in public, but after hearing the story I was unexpectedly pleasantly surprised. I learned that there was such an ups and downs salvation legend behind the limited gloves.
There are no vernacular novels in the current era, and the monks have very few entertainment activities, so they are not very good at distinguishing the truth from the falsehood of fabricated stories.
The story told by Wen Rui feels very reasonable and self-consistent, and very epic, especially the demons in the story, which fits the stereotypes in the minds of monks. The limited evidence of gloves in front of them increases the credibility of the story.
Elder Sun of the Jade Ding Immortal Sect suddenly had an idea and seemed to have come to an understanding. He stepped forward and said:
"So there is such a secret hidden behind this treasure. Then our Yuding Xianzong's previous appraisal of this treasure must be revised. If the Yin-Yang Gem is completed and this treasure is upgraded to the Infinite Gloves, then the treasure's rank should be an acquired merit treasure. Whoever can complete this treasure can support all living beings and will definitely have infinite merits. It is not a problem for him to become a saint!"
The monks in the audience were stunned and couldn't help but start discussing again.
"Oh my goodness, this treasure can lay the foundation for enlightenment. It can indeed be called a treasure of acquired merit."
"Isn't this too exaggerated? Just a broken five-element glove?"
"Broken gloves? The complete form is an infinite glove, a treasure that can create infinite resources and nourish all living beings forever. What a great merit!"
"The contribution of Shennong, one of the Three Saints of Xuanyuan, was only to teach humans how to grow food and identify medicinal herbs, but he was able to become a saint. He couldn't even solve the problem of famine caused by the rapid population growth and lack of resources. The complete form of this treasure can feed all living beings forever. How difficult is it to be canonized as a saint based on the merits of this treasure?"
"Makes sense!"
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"Therefore, we have re-evaluated the value of this treasure. The valuation of the Five Elements Limited Gloves has been increased from 1 million Spiritual Stones to 10 billion Spiritual Stones. The valuation of the Yin-Yang Infinite Gloves is a priceless treasure. The merits are immeasurable and the treasures are priceless!"
Wen Rui lost no time in praising loudly, "Under the wise leadership of the elders, all disciples of the Chan Sect worked together, fearless of danger, and bravely ventured into the secret realm to obtain the treasure that can save the world. If the merits and treasures are completed in the future, it will be a blessing for all the people! This event has far-reaching historical significance and will surely be passed down as a good story in the future!"
The monks in the audience felt proud to hear this and clapped their hands vigorously. For a moment, the atmosphere in the venue was extremely warm, exuding an uplifting spirit of not fearing sacrifice and having great ambitions to change the sun and the moon into a new world.
(End of this chapter)