Chapter 98 Is this recognition of the master? !
Playing some small games with your girlfriend appropriately can better enhance the relationship between you, but too much is as bad as too little.
After all, women are the most complicated creatures in the world. Once they are angry, they will get angry and it will be difficult to coax them.
At this moment, Ning Changge encountered the same situation as mentioned above. At this time, he was solving a problem that was 250 times more complicated than the college entrance examination mathematics.
Title: "How to cheer up an angry girlfriend in three seconds?"
answer:
First second: Hold her soft face with both hands.
Second second: Then lower your head.
Third second: The final passionate kiss like that of a domineering president.
Ning Changge perfectly presented a wonderful performance, which was like a textbook performance of Beijing Film Academy.
He held Lu Qingxue's beautiful cheeks with both hands, looked down at her tender and tempting red lips, and kissed her hard.
"Mmmmm..."
Lu Qingxue's beautiful eyes widened. She never thought that Ning Changge would dare to kiss her forcibly, and in front of Yun Nishang.
But...but, this...this feeling of ntr'ing the official original wife in front of the heroine is just too good!
Even though he was not the one who was after the bull, he still felt great. It was because of this damn woman who always prevented him from pursuing Ning Changge.
Thinking of this, Lu Qingxue moaned, slightly opened her teeth, and was about to stretch out...
"What are you doing--!!!" Just 0.01 centimeter away, a shocking roar shattered Lu Qingxue's fantasy.
Ning Changge secretly felt that something was wrong.
broken!
I forgot that my junior sister was beside me. I should have found another place to force the kiss.
Just as he was thinking about how to argue later, he changed his mind.
That's not right! If she kissed, she kissed. She didn't force a kiss on Yun Nishang. Why was she so angry? !
She didn't like me, and the Dabao Book didn't say anything like Lu Qingxue's: [After the Sword of Questioning, she had a slight liking for me. ]
But Lu Qingxue had stopped crying, so there was no point in forcing her to kiss her anymore.
Thinking of this, Ning Changge was about to let go, open his mouth, and step back.
However, Ning Changge suddenly found that he could not leave. He found that his face was tightly clamped by Lu Qingxue's hands, just like he had held her face just now.
Ning Changge glared at Lu Qingxue, as if to say, "Junior Sister Lu, please let go."
Lu Qingxue also glared at him: "Brother Ning, you can let me go just like that. You were the one who forced a kiss on me just now."
Ning Changge: "That's not..."
The conversation was interrupted, and an unusually calm voice came to their ears.
"Lu Qingxue, you have three seconds to take your dirty hands away from his face."
"three."
Dirty hands? Didn't Yun Nishang know that she was forcibly kissing him just now? But that's not the point! The most important thing now is that Lu Qingxue let him go quickly!
For some reason, Ning Changge could vaguely feel a heart-wrenching murderous aura being released from behind Yun Nishang.
What’s even more terrible is that the target of this murderous aura seems to be himself.
Damn you! Yun Nishang, are you sick? Why the hell are you stabbing me?!
You don't like me, why would a reborn person get jealous with a local?!
Ning Changge wanted to cry but had no tears.
It’s not that the reborn big guys are all calm and composed. Apart from his previous life’s White Moonlight, basically no one can cause his emotional fluctuations.
Tomato novel lied to me!
[Dabaoshu: Dear Master, novels will not lie to you. ]
[Ning Changge: You are still barking like a dog! ]
[Dabaoshu: The protagonist of the male-oriented novel is the one who only loves the dead Bai Yueguang, but Master, don’t forget that you have traveled through a female-oriented novel.]
"Fuck! Why are you reminding me now?"
[Master, you were planning to run away from the beginning of the first chapter. I thought you knew all this a long time ago. ]
"I know, but..."
Yun Nishang: “Two.”
His words were interrupted again. At this moment, Ning Changge felt as if there was an invisible knife on his neck.
As long as Yun Nishang counts to "one", it will chop it down.
It’s time to wash!
Ning Changge then realized that before this, he had been using the protagonist of a male novel to replace Yun Nishang, but the original novel was a female novel!
As we all know, there is a huge gap between male and female frequencies!
Because boys and girls think in completely different ways!
The most classic example is when a supporting character falsely accuses the protagonist of stealing the sect's elixir.
Female Channel: Why are you accusing me so wrongly?! I didn't steal. I want to debate with you in front of everyone!
Male Channel: Interesting, interesting, really wonderful! I am the reincarnation of the Immortal Lord, who dares to kill me! Who can kill me?
And now, Yun Nishang has been reborn as a female writer.
No matter whether she liked Ning Changge in her previous life or this life, in her eyes, Ning Changge was her senior brother.
As long as this identity remains unchanged, no one else can get involved unless she doesn't want it.
There is a professional term for this in the female channel, called double purity, which is similar to pure love in the male channel. Of course, it requires one-sidedness.
If violated, the heroine in the female frequency has only one principle: do not kill the mistress, kill the original wife.
It's just so outrageous!
Ning Changge now finally understood why Yun Nishang had gone against Lu Qingxue for no reason in the previous few times.
It's not just because she knows some hidden plots, but also because this is a female-oriented novel.
But unfortunately, it's too late now
Yun Nishang: “One.”
As the sound of "one" fell, Ning Changge could already guess that in the next second, his head would be chopped off.
Finally, Brother Cheng met his hatchet-like ending.
However, the hatchet did not chop down in the end.
Of course it’s not because Yun Nishang is kind, but because:
At the same time when two women were competing for one man, Ning Changge's finger was bitten by Yun Nishang, and blood was dripping on Dabai's back.
Perhaps it was fate, but the blood just happened to flow along a strange route and landed on the jade pendant that Ning Changge had accidentally dropped on Dabai's back.
The result was that the jade pendant, which had been emitting a faint red light, suddenly flashed red, like a burning star, and the blazing light was dazzling.
At the same time, a loud and piercing sound of wind exploded like thunder, reaching the ears of the three people and resounding throughout the Eastern Wilderness!
“Chiu~~~~!!!”
Lu Qingxue's ears were ringing due to the loud noise, and she put down her hands that were originally holding Ning Changge.
Yun Nishang was better off, as her ears were not deaf, but her sword-swinging action suddenly paused.
But before she could recover, she saw a huge fireball suddenly rush out from the red light, bringing with it a tremendous heat wave, rushing towards Ning Changge and Lu Qingxue.
"Wait... there seems to be something inside this fireball. Is this... a phoenix?!"
Yun Nishang's beautiful eyes suddenly widened, and her red lips opened so wide that it seemed like a pigeon egg could fit in it.
After the fire phoenix rushed out in the red light, it was like a high-speed spinning bullet, shooting straight into Ning Changge's heart.
"Junior Sister Lu, you finally let go..."
Ning Changge had just taken a breath and hadn't finished speaking when he saw a ball of fire coming straight towards him.
"No, what is this?"
These were the last words Ning Changge left before he fell into a coma.
......
Liuyun City, at the city gate.
"Miss Yun, you are so polite. I told you not to send me off, but you still personally sent me to the city gate."
Pei Nanxiu looked at Yun Xi and spoke.
Yun Xi smiled and said, "Fairy Pei, you have been chatting with me for such a long time, it is only right that I see you off."
"Besides, I haven't been out for a long time, so it's a good time to go out and relax."
Pei Nanxiu: "I was worried that you would think I talk too much. If that's the case, I'll come to Donghuang to chat with you when I have time."
As she spoke, Pei Nanxiu made a sword gesture with her jade hand, and the sword behind her swung across her body. Then she stepped lightly on the tip of the sword with her jade foot and stepped on it.
Sword flying.
"Miss Yun, I'm leaving first."
Yun Xi waved her hand and said, "Goodbye, Fairy Pei. Remember to come visit us often when you have time."
As if she had thought of something, or perhaps just out of curiosity, Yun Xi asked again, "By the way, Fairy Pei, you said it's difficult to recognize the token of ownership."
"I mean, if someone succeeds in recognizing the master, what will the scene be like?"
Pei Nanxiu hesitated for a moment and replied, "Well... I remember Master told me."
"The scene of recognizing the master is quite spectacular, so she has never recognized the master in Beidou Domain because she is afraid that the other six sects will come to snatch it away."
Yun Xi: "How spectacular is it? Can everyone in the region see it?"
Pei Nanxiu shook his head and said, "No, everyone in the region can hear it."
"hear?"
Listening to the chirping sound coming into her ears, Yun Xi asked in confusion: "Is this the sound? It feels like a bird singing?"
"What...?!!"
Before he could finish his words, he was ruthlessly interrupted by a deafening phoenix cry.
Pei Nanxiu was struck by lightning when he heard the voice. He stumbled and fell off the sword, with disbelief written all over his face:
“Is this recognition of the master?!”