Chapter 99 [028] My sister's study materials, killed in action
Chapter 99 [028] My sister's study materials, killed in action
After Qin Jiandan returned to the guard room, Linlin in the monitoring room downstairs pretended to be asleep and did not speak to her brother.
The logic of events that night was as follows:
First, Aunt He woke up in the middle of the night and dreamed that there was a grain of dust on the leaves of the peony flower on the far right of the courtyard garden that had not been swept clean.
She woke up immediately, and then learned from the maid that Qin Jiandan had moved into the guest house with a dog-eared girl.
Aunt He immediately rushed to inform Linlin. On the way, she heard the guards talking:
"After fucking the rabbit, the young master wants to fuck the dog. He is really an animal lover..."
Linlin didn't believe that her charm was not as good as that of a rabbit or a dog. She used a drone to monitor and soon witnessed Vale's chocolate wave with her own eyes...
Fortunately, my brother returned to the guard room quickly.
Linlin fell asleep with a feeling of reluctance that "everyone is older than me" but also peace of mind that "my brother has not abandoned me" and was full of contradictions.
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The next day, Qin Qi was in seclusion in the west side of the martial arts training ground.
Before Qin Jiandan had time to eat breakfast, Hu Chi called him to be lectured by his master.
Linlin uses the "Da Vinci Resting Method" every day and gets up earlier than Qin Jiandan. She arrives earlier to decoct medicine for her master.
For breakfast, Linlin should have eaten microwaved frozen buns. In order to save time, Linlin always eats buns. God knows why she never gets tired of them.
"Kneel down!" The master looked unhappy when he saw Qin Jiandan, so Qin Jiandan had to change from kneeling on one knee to kneeling on both knees.
The master had reason to be angry. Qin Jiandan did not solve the rumors spread by the rabbit reporter first, but went to Fahai Temple instead.
Although Xu Ritian is a member of the Night Dragon Society, he is a minor character. If he couldn't help improve his wife's reputation, there would be no need to rush over.
The master sat cross-legged and angrily picked up a booklet from the sandalwood table beside him:
"Qin Jiandan! You actually forced Linlin to learn this kind of thing! Are you a human being?"
The booklet was thrown in front of Qin Jiandan's knees. Qin Jiandan was stunned. He originally thought that his master was going to investigate the matter of Fahai Temple.
When he picked up the booklet, he saw that it was full of full-color comic-style pictures of men and women, some of which were in poses that Qin Jiandan had never even dreamed of.
Qin Jiandan almost blurted out: "Is this okay?"
Master's inner strength pulled his hair, and his eyebrows and beard lifted outwards:
"Linlin tripped while decocting medicine for me, and the book fell out... Her legs are not good, and you don't want her to practice martial arts, but you are willing to let her practice these?"
Qin Jiandan quickly explained: "This book is not given to Linlin by me! I don't know where it came from!"
Linlin blushed with shame, and she knelt beside her master across the sandalwood table:
"Master, this is really none of my brother's business. I borrowed it from the Falling Cherry Group without permission when I attended the funeral..."
The master slammed the table, and even though he held back his strength and didn't use even one ten-thousandth of his power, Qin Jiandan and Linlin were both frightened.
"Qin Jiandan! You made Linlin feel that she had to practice these skills in order to be qualified to marry you. It's you who is wrong!"
Qin Jiandan suddenly realized: Why did Linlin want to practice these for me? Could it be that she was trying so hard to protect the sofa and not let me get close to her last time, in fact, she was hiding this pornographic book...
Bravo to the Falling Cherry Blossom Group! Bravo to Miyamoto Koka! You dare to lend this kind of thing to my sister. Sure enough, my sister will only learn bad things when she is with you!
"Give the book back!" the master ordered, and Qin Jiandan hurriedly threw the booklet back.
The master stretched out his hand to catch it, and then five spiritual fires condensed at his fingertips, instantly turning the erotic book into ashes.
"They are all gimmicks and tricks, worthless! Just being able to give birth to a child is enough, why learn complicated postures!"
Qin Jiandan wanted to learn the skill of burning books with spiritual fire. It seemed much more advanced than the "Burning Sky Fire Palm" of the Monk Mie Monk, and the purity of the flame was different.
Unfortunately, the master only let Qin Jiandan practice the "Steel Armor Breathing Method" diligently, saying that it would be easy to go astray if he learned other skills before mastering them.
"Humph," the master was still not satisfied after burning the books, "You force Linlin to learn this garbage, you are worse than an animal!"
Qin Jiandan felt very aggrieved: "But it's not me at all..."
The master glared and asked, "How dare you talk back? Can you beat me now, or can you destroy the Ni'an Society?"
Qin Jiandan hung his head. The master's fist was as big as his own. He said it didn't matter if the sun was square.
"You swear to me!" the master said again, "From now on you will only use normal postures with Linlin!"
Linlin was eager to say something, but was glared at by her master:
"You also swear to me! From now on, no matter how Qin Jiandan begs you, you will only use ordinary postures to fulfill your husband and wife duties!" The scene suddenly became very awkward. The master was an old virgin, and Qin Jiandan didn't dare to ask the master what the "ordinary posture" in his mind meant.
Are all postures that result in infertility considered abnormal?
No, if it's my sister, there will be problems whether I can have children or not!
"Master, there is no basis for such an oath! Linlin and I are just brother and sister..."
"Cough! Cough! Cough!" The master suddenly started coughing violently, with such force that it seemed as if he was going to cough out his lungs.
"You kid... cough cough... want to piss off your master to death, right? Swear! If you don't swear, I won't drink the medicine!"
Seeing that their master was about to vomit blood, Qin Jiandan and Linlin exchanged glances and had no choice but to raise their right hands:
"The Emperor of Heaven is above, and Hou Tu is my witness. From now on, if I, Qin Jiandan, dare to let Linlin use strange postures, I will be killed by both humans and gods, and die by sword."
The master stopped coughing and corrected him with a curse:
"You are invulnerable to swords and spears, why would you die from a sword? Change it to dying from syphilis and scabies!"
Qin Jiandan had no choice but to change his words: "If I break my oath, I will die of syphilis and scabies."
Linlin also raised her right hand:
"Heaven above, and Earth below as my witness. I, Linlin, from now on, no matter how much your brother begs me..."
She couldn't finish her swearing halfway because she felt that her brother had begged her to do it, and it was her duty as a wife to force herself to do it.
But the master glared at her, so Linlin had no choice but to continue:
"I, I don't use any weird postures. Otherwise, I will be killed by both humans and gods and die..."
The master waved his hand and said, "Okay, you don't have to die. You should also curse Qin Jiandan to die of syphilis and scabies."
Linlin felt strange, but she had no choice but to follow her master's instructions:
"If I break my oath, my brother will die of syphilis and scabies..."
Both of them swore a solemn oath. The master was satisfied and stopped coughing. He picked up the medicine soup on the wooden table and drank half of it.
Putting down the medicine bowl, the master asked Linlin to heat up the medicine soup as it was a little cold.
Linlin walked away holding the medicine bowl, and the master began to investigate the matter of Fahai Temple:
"Jian Dan, that damn rabbit has ruined the reputation of the Night Dragon Society. Why don't you go kill her instead of beating up the bald donkey from Fahai Temple first?"
Qin Jiandan hurriedly explained the reasons why Ding Ling couldn't die now, and finally concluded:
"The Ni'an Society is eager for Ding Ling to die immediately so that they can put the blame on me and then use public opinion to attack the entire Night Dragon Society."
"Ding Lingtu was faking her pregnancy and wanted to have my child, but she still had some integrity in terms of journalistic fairness and sternly rejected the bribery of the Nian Society. Just wait a few more days until Ding Ling's fake pregnancy is over..."
Master nodded slightly when he heard Chief Inspector Mu Yue plead with the Chief of Police to stop Crime Fighter from continuing to publish Ding Ling's attack article:
"Then I will allow you to delay for a few more days. If Rabbit doesn't wake up after her fake pregnancy is over, you can tie her up and take her to the Ni'an Society's territory and kill her as if she were Ni'an Society!"
Qin Jiandan secretly thought that this was not good: Master likes to kill people to solve problems, but killing is not the best choice for some problems.
Killing Ding Ling would only benefit the Nian Society, and the Yelong Society would become a "violent organization that kills people at will" in the eyes of the sheriff, and they would probably get divorced again.
If you want to save the life of the bunny reporter, you can only force her to make a public apology as soon as possible, even if it means hanging her ears on a clothesline, which is a form of lynching.
In order to appease his master, Qin Jiandan decided to report some good news:
"Master, the Chief of Police sent his men here to do a secret deal. He is willing to sell us 12 revolvers, 4 submachine guns, 8 phlogiston grenades and 2 electric rifles at a fair price. They are all brand new!"
"Charge rifle?" The master became interested. "Brand new charge rifles are not easy to find on the black market..."
Seeing that his master's complexion had improved, Qin Jiandan could not help but add:
"The weapons deal will continue. As long as I marry Sheriff Mu Yue, all the weapons will be half price!"
At this time, Linlin came back with the heated medicine. She wanted to put the bowl of medicine on the wooden table, but after hearing her brother's words, her fingers trembled and she accidentally spilled the medicine bowl.
The medicine spilled out, and the master waved his left hand, and the cold air froze the medicine in mid-air, without it touching the sandalwood table.
Linlin quickly put away the medicine bowl and bowed her head to apologize:
"I'm sorry, I'll boil the medicine again right away!"
The master did not blame him: "No, it's so hard to drink, half of it is enough for me."
After a pause, he continued, "Jian Dan, tell me, do you think it's worth it to become the son-in-law of the Han family just for half-price weapons?"
Qin Jiandan nodded firmly: "For the sake of the guild, what does personal honor and disgrace matter? I'll leave my body to Sheriff Mu Yue to destroy as he pleases!"
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