Chapter 113 My Disciple Will Die Soon
Chapter 113 My Disciple Will Die Soon
Crack, crack, crackle!
Firecrackers exploded.
Mr. Tan is taking a concubine today, so two strings of firecrackers were set off to liven things up a bit, and that was considered the end of things outside.
Logically speaking, Tan Wenjie is still in mourning, so it would not be appropriate for him to marry or take a concubine.
But there is another saying: There are three types of unfilial behavior, and the worst is to have no descendants.
The Tan family only has one child left, so they must have children to expand the family. Even some elders and villagers are jealous. They have no idea who Mr. Tan's concubine is. They only heard that the girl is a little pretty, about 30 years old, and has no father or mother.
If she can do it, our own daughter can do it even better.
Look what a coincidence! Mr. Tan has not married, and his daughter has not married either. They are a match made in heaven, a talented man and a beautiful woman!
As for the concubine who was taken into the family because of her beauty, no one cared about her. She could still be beautiful for a few more years at the age of 30 and would not pose a threat to their daughter.
Mr. Tan had a big red flower tied around his chest.
There was no grand celebration at home. His uncle had just passed away more than two months ago, and it would not sound nice to hold a wedding by himself. But after all, it was the first time in two lifetimes, so he still found it quite novel.
As the elder, my second uncle sat at the top.
The newlyweds below come hand in hand.
After worshipping heaven and earth, Bai Rourou was sent to the bridal chamber.
Tan Wenjie looked at the direction Bai Rourou left. Although the Tan Mansion was big, it was not big enough. If he married ten or eight wives and concubines in the future, there would be no room for them. There were also statues of gods, small courtyards for maids and old women, and so on in the backyard at the back.
"We have to expand the Tan Mansion again."
Build a house, keep building!
When he married Bai Rourou, Zhuge Kongping was unhappy but he still agreed to help him transform the generator and raise ghosts at the same time.
And if you raise thunder roosters, you must keep them separate from ghosts, otherwise your big rooster will have to eat the buffet again.
"Boss Tan can't wait to get married?" A chuckle came from the side.
Tan Wenjie turned around and said, "Haha, no hurry, drink some wine!"
His physique was already incomparable to that of ordinary people. He would only feel a little dizzy after drinking a lot of wine, and he would return to normal after a short while. However, the shopkeepers, bosses, and gentry who were invited were all ordinary people. Even if they surrounded him and urged him to drink, he would always drink a few glasses.
But after a while, Tan Wenjie staggered and refused to fall, while the guests who came to the wedding banquet fell to the ground in a staggering manner.
Even my second uncle was forced to drink several cups of wine by Tan Wenjie.
Master, you will die in a few days, why do you still need to take care of your health?
waste time.
Might as well indulge yourself!
He didn't say it explicitly, but it was something that the master and disciple already knew.
Even if Second Uncle got drunk and died accidentally, the ghost catcher would not be able to take him away directly. After Second Uncle died, he would have to be the ghost catcher's boss. I have never heard of anyone making things difficult for his boss in advance. Maybe he would even help cover up the matter and let Second Uncle live more comfortably in the world.
Drink the wine as soon as it comes, and fill it up again!
"Master, it's time for the bridal chamber~" Fei Bao shouted from the front.
It was time to end the wedding banquet. It was not because it ended quickly, but because Tan Wenjie got a group of people drunk, including his second great uncle who was vomiting and having diarrhea.
"Please prepare a guest room for my master. Don't let him go back. Where is Zhu Dachang?" Tan Wenjie turned around to look for him. "Where is Zhu Dachang?"
Feibao: "Under your feet."
Tan Wenjie took two steps back and looked at Zhu Dachang, who had a big shoe print on his face but was still snoring with his eyes closed, wondering, "What are you doing?"
Everyone saw it. It wasn't Mr. Tan who wanted to step on him. He just lay down on purpose!
"It's not symmetrical." Tan Wenjie was thinking about whether to use his other foot to make Zhu Dachang's face more symmetrical, when Fei Bao reminded him, "It's time for the wedding night."
"Oh yes, the bridal chamber, I almost forgot about the main thing!"
Tan Wenjie staggered towards the backyard and refused Fei Bao's help.
After walking a few steps, he had become much steadier. When he walked this distance again, apart from the strong smell of alcohol on his body, it could only be seen that he was slightly tipsy, and he did not look like he was just now with weak and shaking legs.
Xiaohai, Afang, Axing and Xiaoyue also came to join in the fun and blocked the door to ask for red envelopes.
Tan Wenjie threw out a stack of money. The four people didn't dare to stay for long. They said auspicious words and trotted away with the money.
They were not afraid of Zhang Susu. Even if Zhang Susu showed magic in front of them and could fly high up, the little girl's appearance could not scare people.
On the other hand, Mr. Tan is so famous that everyone is afraid of him from the bottom of their hearts. If it weren't for Ah Xing and Ah Fang wanting to get money to spend today and putting their ideas on Tan Wenjie, no one else would have the courage to ask for money.
Pushing open the door, Tan Wenjie looked at the figure sitting on the bed with a red veil on her head and smiled.
Walk over and lift up the veil.
The charming and beautiful eyes are captivating.
"Master, I heard that you dealt with a thousand-year-old fox spirit. Can you tell me in detail what happened?"
"The wedding night is such an important moment, and you want me to tell a story?"
Tan Wenjie frowned. Why did we end up at the children's channel?
However, when the charming eyes bewitched him, Mr. Tan's heart softened immediately, but then he straightened his back and couldn't say no.
Tan Wenjie was extremely puzzled: "Do you need two legs to wrap around me to listen to a story?" I was ready to tell it seriously, but you were distracted. This would affect my desire to talk and share, and ultimately lead to...
"In fact, everything starts with inviting the gods."
In order to simulate the situation at that time, Tan Wenjie took off his shirt: "No, I was wearing clothes at that time, but the vixen didn't."
Tan Wenjie is a very strict person, and he takes the initiative to help Bai Rourou successfully imitate the thousand-year-old vixen.
Hey, why is there an extra Aries?
The most important thing in storytelling is to be truthful.
But being honest can help tell a better story.
So he didn't continue putting on his clothes.
A person who is good at telling a story will definitely add some of his own body movements when recreating the story.
It starts with one tiger killing two sheep.
Unexpectedly, Bai Rourou’s strength is even greater than that of the thousand-year-old fox spirit.
The two sheep jumped around violently and had red eye disease like the rabbits. The tiger claws tried to catch them many times but couldn't catch them.
"The black tiger takes out the heart!"
"A hungry tiger pounces on milk!"
"The flying dragon is in the sky!"
"The vixen was very clever. She actually tried to hide behind the stream to conceal her smell. But she didn't expect that I, the master, had already trained a pair of perfect eyes. I waded through the stream, used my tiger claws to push aside the grass, and easily caught the vixen hiding in the cramped cave. You evil monster, I'll kill you!"
Unexpectedly, Bai Rourou is also an excellent actress. She quickly integrated into the story and acted as a supporting role: "Ah! Spare me!"
Tan Wenjie tried his best to restore the demon-subduing scene 100% and told the story conscientiously, but Bai Rourou had already been involved in it. When an actor starts to play freely, the opponent actor must be the one under the most pressure.
If you can't keep up with the show, everything will be in vain.
As a master storyteller, Tan Wenjie would never allow himself to be outshined by Bai Rourou, a mere listener. He took a deep breath and let the story run wild off the stage.
Since the stage of the story has to leave the bed, let's move to another place, whether it's a table or suspended in the air. The venue is not important. What is important is that the story must be attractive enough.
Black Tiger Ajie battled against Aries Rourou. Because the story was too thrilling and the actors were too devoted in their acting, they were both sweating profusely without realizing it.
afterwards.
Tan Wenjie was lying on the bed with Bai Rourou in his arms, already falling into a deep sleep.
He suddenly felt that taking a concubine was nothing special. The stories made him thirsty. How could he be addicted to telling stories? The most hateful thing was that Bai Rourou was very excited when listening to the stories and fell asleep after listening.
Are Mr. Tan’s stories really that hypnotic?
What a waste of time. Next time, I must tell the story well and not let Bai Rourou express herself and interrupt his rhythm.
But it must be said that Bai Rourou has been practicing for more than 20 years, and her combat power is actually one of the best that Tan Wenjie has ever encountered, and a new combat power unit has already been created.
Oh oh oh, the alarm clock rings on time.
Get up in the morning.
Tan Wenjie asked the maids to come in, washed himself briefly first, and then asked them to help Bai Rourou wash.
He changed into new clothes and saw Bai Rouruo walking out with her legs stretched out, taking one step deep and one step shallow. She was also wearing a cheongsam, and his eyes suddenly brightened.
With a gourd-shaped figure, she was born to wear cheongsam.
Because she was so excited after listening to the story last night, Bai Rourou looked radiant and her face became even more charming.
Tan Wenjie said, "My master rested at his house last night. I'll take you there to serve tea."
"Ah."
When the two met their second uncle, he was drinking sobering soup.
The old man was so old and still had a hangover. He didn't take care of his body at all. Tan Wenjie was very angry. Who was it that urged him to drink? I wonder if my master would die by accident.
Is it you, Zhu Dachang? It must be you!
Hey, how effective is the medicine? I’ll find time to ask my second uncle secretly. He won’t need it when he goes to work in the underworld, but he will need it if he wants to have children.
"Master, I brought Rourou to serve tea." Tan Wenjie took the initiative to step forward and said.
"Master," Bai Rourou bowed her head and greeted.
It is hard to say whether the Zhuge family, a "famous family" in the spiritual world, is a famous family, but Maoshan is definitely a famous family, and Maoshan disciples are the most numerous when they go out.
"Well, if Wenjie dares to treat you badly in the future, I will never forgive him." The second uncle said a polite remark.
What else can a concubine let him say?
If Tan Wenjie gets married in the future, he will definitely value his wife more.
The second uncle glanced at the radiant Bai Rourou, then at Tan Wenjie who seemed energetic, and sighed in his heart.
If you take a concubine like this, my disciple will not live long.
Thank you for what is the purpose of living in this world? 100 rewards
(End of this chapter)