Chapter 119 Master Xuanqing: Want to destroy my Taoism? No way!
"You are so bold!" Xuan Qing Zhenren looked at Ding Dashan with a sullen face: "Do you know what crime it is to bribe the vice president?"
"Master, don't try to trick me. This trick won't scare me. I'm an old hand! You've agreed to all my senior sisters and brothers. You can't leave me out, right?" Ding Dashan curled his lips in disdain:
"Look, I even gave you the only 1,000 spirit stones I had left. I gave you double the spirit stones of my senior sister, and I also promised to grant you a wish for free. This is already very sincere, right? You should not be too greedy!"
"I am greedy?" Master Xuanqing's eyes widened.
"Oh, forget it, forget it. It's my fault for forcing me to come here. It's only right that I spend more money." Ding Dashan looked helpless, and took out a bag of spirit stones from his arms and slammed it on the table:
"This is my last thousand spirit stones. I originally wanted to save them to buy a wife, but now that I can make a wish, I don't need them anymore. I might as well give them to you. Is that all right now?
I'm giving you one of my three wishes, which means I still have two more wishes. I've already thought of all the wishes.
The first wish is that I want two wives. I don't ask for beauty, just an average-looking one. The only requirement is that they have big breasts and a big butt. A big butt can give birth to a son, and big breasts can give me lots of milk so my son won't starve in the future. If there is a rich one, I can also suck a little.
My second wish is to bring both of my wives to Tianxuan College. I don’t want to have a long-distance relationship. I heard that it will affect the relationship between husband and wife. After all, both men and women have physiological needs. You are an experienced person, so you should be able to understand us young people, right?
Really, these two wishes aren’t too high to ask for, right?
As for the third wish, you can make it yourself, I won’t help you think of it.”
"You, you..." Master Xuanqing was so angry that his heart ached slightly.
He picked up a bag of spiritual stones on the table and threw it at Ding Dashan: "Get out of here!"
Then he picked up the second bag and threw it at him again: "If you don't get out of here, I'll kill you!"
Ding Dashan silently picked up the two bags of spirit stones that fell to the ground, and even took out another bag from his arms. Then he walked to the table with three bags of spirit stones in his arms. In front of Xuan Qing Zhenren's shocked eyes, he put the three bags of spirit stones on the table: "Zhenren, two bags won't work, but three bags will be ok, right?"
Xuan Qing Zhenren: “…”
"How did you dare to give me more spirit stones?" Master Xuanqing looked at Ding Dashan as if he was a fool.
"My father said so!" Ding Dashan said proudly, "He said that there is nothing in this world that cannot be solved with spirit stones. If it cannot be solved, it must be because the spirit stones given are not enough. So, if one bag is not enough, I can only use two bags, and if two bags are not enough, I can use three bags. Master, are three bags enough?
If that's still not enough, then just name a price. I'm too lazy to guess riddles.
You set the price, I bargain, and if I can’t get it down, then the deal is done, but there’s still no justice…”
Xuan Qing Zhenren: “…”
Talent, this is definitely a talent.
Where did he find these three top-notch disciples?
How come each of them is better than the other!
At this time, Zhenren Xuanqing had no idea that there was a reason why Ding Dashan thought of bribing him with money.
Just a minute ago, when Xiao San went out, Ding Dashan immediately asked, "Senior Sister, how is it, did you agree?"
Xiao San: "I agree, but you'd better not make three more wishes, because I gave him money just now before he agreed!"
Ding Dashan: "How much did you stuff in?"
Xiaosan: "Five hundred!"
Ding Dashan: "Oh, I understand!"
Because of this, Ding Dashan gave Master Xuanqing a thousand spirit stones as soon as he came in.
"Boy, I'll give you one last chance for your master's sake. Get out! Get out now!" Master Xuan Qing suppressed his anger and tried his best to remain calm.
In fact, he has already reached the limit of his patience. When he said this, although his tone was very calm, his face was full of murderous intent: "If you don't get out of here, I really want to kill someone. I haven't killed anyone in many years. Don't force me. This will be good for everyone!"
At this moment, Master Xuanqing vaguely felt that his Tao heart seemed a little unstable.
"Get out?" Ding Dashan suddenly remembered what Ye Fei said before. If Master Xuanqing told him to get out, he must get out, otherwise his wish would not come true. So Ding Dashan also started to roll out.
What kind of hobby does this old man have? Why does he like to watch others roll?
How about I just roll a few more times for him, maybe he'll be happy and agree?
Just do it.
Ding Dashan immediately rolled around in the hall.
Moreover, the way he rolled was a little different from Ye Fei and Xiao San. Ye Fei and the others rolled towards the door, but he rolled around Master Xuan Qing.
But he just rolled around Master Xuanqing, who was sitting at the long table in the middle of the hall, one circle, two circles, three circles... and rolled madly.
It is worth mentioning that this guy did not just roll forward. He gave full play to his imagination and even tried several different ways of rolling. He came up with new tricks and reached a new level.
After all, people like to watch people roll, so he thinks he should try some new tricks, otherwise Master Xuanqing might get tired of it.
He started by rolling forward, then rolling to the left, then rolling to the right, and then doing a backflip. After doing a series of backflips, he couldn't think of any new moves, so he just lay flat on his back and rolled on the ground like a child throwing a tantrum...
Xuan Qing Zhenren: “???”
I have always respected him, so why would he force such a weird thing on me and try to destroy my faith?
May you be blessed with infinite happiness, may you be blessed with infinite happiness, may you be blessed with infinite happiness...
I must stay calm and never take any action.
If I took action, I would be fooled by that old fox.
Humph, old fox, you are going to let your two disciples go, but you actually sent a psychopath in to destroy my faith. No way...
……
At the same time, at the entrance of the main hall, Ye Fei said to Xiao San with a wry smile: "Senior sister, you are even more cruel than me. I just cheated you of one wish, but you actually tricked Da Shan into bribing Master Xuan Qing."
Snapped!
Xiao San slapped Ye Fei on the forehead and said, "How dare you say that? I finally got such a good opportunity to make a wish, but you ruined it! Humph, you have to compensate me!"
"Okay, can't I accompany you?" Ye Fei said, "Whether you want me to accompany you tonight or tomorrow night, I'm always available!"
"What do you mean tonight or tomorrow night? Pay it now!" Xiao San said coldly.
"Now?" Ye Fei covered his chest nervously, "Senior Sister, are you so open-minded? It's not a good idea to stay here with you, right?"
"Can you let go?" Xiao San looked at Ye Fei blankly. Then, the next second, she raised her leg and kicked Ye Fei: "You bastard!"
"Ah!" Ye Fei was kicked two meters away by Xiao San and hit the heavy door of the hall.
"Bang..." At this moment, the door of the hall suddenly collapsed.
"What the hell?" Ye Fei exclaimed.
What a broken door, is it so fragile?
You wanna blackmail me again?
At the same time, just as the door was smashed, a black shadow broke through the door from the hall and flew out.
After crashing into the gate, he flew another twenty or thirty meters before landing with a thud on the square outside the hall.
Ye Fei looked carefully and realized that it was not him who broke the door, but Ding Dashan who was kicked out and broke the door.
At this moment, Xuan Qing Zhenren appeared at the entrance of the hall without any warning. He glared at Ding Dashan, who was lying on the square with a murderous look on his face, and cursed viciously: "Fuck you, you've made me dizzy and a little dizzy!"