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Ouyang Lianyu said coldly, "Write me two self-criticisms after you go back. One is for the day before yesterday, and the other is for today. You know what you need to review. Also write a letter of guarantee, promising not to lie to me again. Each letter should be three thousand... one thousand words! Give it to me after the military training is over!"
Considering Han Zhou's hand was injured, she couldn't bear to let this guy write too many words. She also gave him enough time to allow him to write slowly and do a deep reflection.
"Remember to write carefully. If you are not serious, rewrite it. Do not copy from the Internet."
Han Zhou's face instantly turned bitter. He had never written a self-criticism since he was a child. He quickly admitted his mistake humbly. However, Ouyang Lianyu was not buying it at all. If she didn't teach this guy a lesson, he would dare to lie to her next time.
Gu Zheng was gloating on the side. A total of three thousand words of self-review was not a lot, so she was not worried that Han Zhou would not be able to finish it. Besides, this guy was the one who talked nonsense, so he should suffer the consequences.
Seeing that Ouyang Lianyu had no intention of changing his mind, Han Zhou had no choice but to admit defeat and gave up his futile struggle.
Three thousand words is fine.
In order to prevent him from continuing to play the victim and gain sympathy, Ouyang Lianyu immediately ordered him to leave, saying, "It's getting late, you should go back to school early, and be careful on the road."
It was indeed getting late, and night was about to fall. Han Zhou nodded and said, "Okay, it's time for us to leave. Take care, teacher."
But he had some doubts in his mind. Could it be that this guy really had no one to take care of him?
"Don't forget to send me a message when you get to school."
"Got it. Goodbye, teacher."
Han Zhou and Gu Zheng said goodbye to Ouyang Lianyu, then left the ward together and closed the door.
The ward suddenly became deserted.
Ouyang Lianyu looked out the window. As night fell, she could see a waning moon in the distance. It looked as if someone had taken a bite out of it. There was no starlight anywhere around it. Only the faint moonlight remained. She looked a little lonely.
After a while, Ouyang Lianyu withdrew her gaze and looked at the grapes on the table. The grapes had been washed, and each one was plump and translucent, with water droplets hanging on the skin.
She looked at her relatively intact right hand, picked a grape and put it in her mouth, and her expression suddenly softened a little.
"This guy is quite considerate in this regard."
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 137 "Takeaway Thief Elimination Plan"
A week has passed in a flash. There are only two days left for the military training. A military parade will be held the day after tomorrow. The end of the ceremony means the end of the military training.
However, the military parade obviously had nothing to do with Han Zhou, so he didn't need to worry about it at all. He walked into the dormitory and put the bags of takeout in his hands on the table.
Chen Zheng had just finished taking a shower and was lying on the bed browsing the information on the school's confession wall. When he saw Han Zhou carrying so many things into the room, he couldn't help but ask, "Han Zhou, why do I see you ordering takeout every day recently?"
If he remembered correctly, this was the fifth consecutive day that Han Zhou had ordered takeout.
"I won't order it in two days." Han Zhou didn't explain the reason. He said as he unpacked the package, "There are too many things. I can't finish them by myself. Come and eat together."
Chen Zheng put on his glasses, got out of bed and walked over, and asked in surprise: "It's all barbecue. Why did you order so many portions if you couldn't finish them?"
"My friend ordered this for me. You can share this with A-Long, Lao-Huo and the others as a midnight snack. I'll give the rest to others."
"Okay." Chen Zheng nodded, and then said in surprise, "But your friend is really rich. So many barbecues must cost at least several hundred, right?"
After nearly two weeks of getting along, the people in the dormitory had become quite familiar with each other, so he was not too polite to Han Zhou.
"He is indeed quite rich."
Han Zhou smiled, picked up the remaining takeout and prepared to go out, but suddenly thought of something and turned back to remind them, "By the way, no matter which takeout you order, don't eat the chicken wings."
"it is good."
"You should also remember to remind Aaron and the others that they must not eat chicken wings. This is very important."
"Got it." Chen Zheng joked, "I'll make sure they save the chicken wings for you. You're so nervous that it looks like drugs were put into the chicken wings."
Han Zhou smiled without saying anything and left the dormitory. There was certainly no drug in the chicken wings, but they were filled with extremely spicy chili peppers, to the point where one could spit fire after taking a bite. In a sense, it was no different from drugging.
The purpose of doing this, of course, is to find the thief who stole Xiao Xiaoxiao's takeaway.
He asked Ouyang Lianyu, and although the latter sympathized with Xiao Xiaoxiao's experience of having her takeaway stolen, she said that there was no way to find the takeaway thief through surveillance. She had no right to retrieve the surveillance, and the school would most likely not agree to let them retrieve the surveillance for such a reason.
The surveillance method didn't work, which meant Han Zhou had to find another way.
It is possible to wait in ambush, but the efficiency is too low. He had no idea for the time being, so he mentioned this matter to Lin Anyu during a chat a few days ago. After all, this guy has a lot of crooked ideas. Unexpectedly, the latter lived up to his expectations and told him a good idea.
In fact, it was not a good idea. It was just the same idea as Han Zhou's before, that is, to adopt the idea of fishing enforcement, ordering takeout and waiting for the guy to steal, and then finding him out.
However, this method has great limitations. After all, there are so many takeouts at the school gate, and no one can guarantee that the takeout thief will not happen to steal the one he bought. What's more, the other party may not be a habitual offender. He may stop after stealing once. It is not easy to accurately find the guy who stole Xiao Xiaoxiao's takeout.
However, the limitation of this method only applies to poor people like Han Zhou. As the saying goes, poverty limits imagination. Lin Anyu's method can be described as simple and crude. Since there is no guarantee that the delivery thief can accurately steal the takeaway ordered by Han Zhou, he will order a few more to increase the probability, and specifically choose barbecue spots that are expensive and delicious as bait to attract the takeaway thieves.
To put it simply, it means casting a wide net and throwing out the best food, so that you don't have to worry about those shameless takeaway thieves not being fooled.
On this basis, Lin Anyu turned himself into a living devil and proposed to select chicken wings as "alarms" in every takeaway, that is, to require merchants to make the chicken wings extremely spicy, so spicy that no one would be paid if they were not spicy enough.
If an unsuspecting delivery thief takes a bite of this thing, it will be very serious. It is possible that he will be sent to the school hospital on the spot. It is relatively easy to get the news that someone is sent to the hospital because of the spicy food, so this method can be used as a signal to identify the delivery thief.
Of course, this is the most ideal situation. But even if the delivery thief is not sent to the hospital, it doesn’t matter. The super spicy chicken wings will definitely leave a deep impression on that guy. It doesn’t matter whether the person can be found or not. What matters is that the guy should not have an easy time.
And if you are lucky, you might be able to catch more than just one takeout thief in the process, and get rid of a threat to the public.
As for whether it would be a waste to order so much takeout?
Of course that's impossible!
Are you kidding? If Han Zhou can't finish the meal, he can still have Gu Zheng. That guy has an insanely big appetite. If all else fails, he can share the barbecue with Senior Sister Zhong Ling and their roommates. This way, except for a few skewers of chicken wings that cannot be eaten, the rest of the barbecue will definitely not be wasted.
The more Lin Anyu talked, the more he felt it made sense. The only difficulty with this plan was that ordering so much takeout would cost a lot of money, but he was not short of money, so he immediately stated that he, Lin Anyu, would invest in this project and named it the "Takeout Thief Elimination Plan."
In other words, he couldn't get a tracker, otherwise he would have to install one in every takeout order, which wouldn't be necessary.
So without further ado, he ordered twenty barbecues for Han Zhou that night. However, the quantity he ordered was not large, mainly to leave an impression on the merchant and tell him that the chicken wings must be extra spicy. Next time he ordered, he only needed to note "same as usual" to prevent the delivery thieves from noticing something was wrong in advance.
Han Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This guy was a thoughtful person on this matter. He told Lin Anyu that there was no need to make such a big fuss, but the other party was very determined and said righteously that brothers should help each other.
There was nothing wrong with what he said, but what Han Zhou wanted to say was that this method was unlikely to be of much use. Moreover, he knew Lin Anyu well and soon understood his subtext.
I helped you this time, and next time it will be your turn to help me.
Han Zhou was suspicious, but in response to his questions, Lin Anyu started pretending to be dead again. He only invited him to visit their school the next weekend after the military training, and then he hid behind the scenes and started the "Takeaway Thief Elimination Plan."
"I always feel like this guy is acting weird lately..."
Han Zhou collected his thoughts and quickly came downstairs to the girls' dormitory. He put the barbecue on the ground, took out his cell phone and sent a message to Guzheng.
He is now being forced to implement the so-called "takeaway thief elimination plan", but since Lin Anyu is so interested, he might as well accompany him for two days. Who knows, maybe he will get something out of it?
Gu Zheng came downstairs quickly. It was obvious that she had just finished a shower. Her hair was wet and there were a few drops of water hanging on her neck. When she saw Han Zhou, she smiled with her eyes bent: "Why are you here?"
Han Zhou pointed at the barbecue on the ground with his chin and said, "I've brought you some midnight snacks. Take these and eat them."
Gu Zheng was stunned, looked carefully, and said in surprise: "So many, are they all takeout?"
"Lin Anyu bought it."
Han Zhou explained Lin Anyu's plan to her.
"Takeaway thief elimination plan..."
Gu Zheng couldn't help laughing when she heard this, her eyes curved into crescents, "You two are too childish, aren't you? Have you caught the takeaway thief?"
The misunderstanding that Lin Anyu likes Han Zhou has been cleared up, so she doesn't have any complicated feelings, she just thinks that the relationship between these two people is really good.
"Not yet. Lin Anyu plans to hold out for another two days. If no one steals, forget it. Money is not worth wasting."
"That's true." Gu Zheng nodded, waved her little fist and said, "I'll help you catch the person if you find him."
"Take all of these. Just keep two. I'll send them to my senior sister later. Remember, you can't eat the chicken wings."
"Got it. Thank Lin Anyu for me." Gu Zheng thought for a moment, "I remember Xiaoxiao and I were in the same dormitory building. Should I give her some too?"
"It's up to you, but you'd better take out the chicken wings first. If that guy eats them by mistake, he will probably hate you for the rest of his life." Han Zhou joked.
"It's not that exaggerated." Gu Zheng rolled her eyes at him.
Han Zhou smiled and said, "Okay, I'm leaving. You should go back as well. Don't catch a cold."
"You think I'm like you, I won't catch a cold."
Guzheng curled her lips, turned around and walked into the dormitory building.
Han Zhou came to the downstairs of Zhong Ling's dormitory again. He had met Zhong Ling several times during this period, but this was the first time he came to the dormitory to see her. Just as he was about to send a message to tell her to come downstairs, he heard the sound of stomping feet behind him.
He laughed in his heart, knowing who was behind him without looking back.
Since he doesn't always keep his hearing enhanced in the "leave it to others" mode, he often can't hear Zhong Ling greeting him from behind. At these times, Zhong Ling will stomp her feet to remind him. Over time, this has become another way for the other party to say hello.
However, he had modified his status in advance this time, so he heard Zhong Ling's greeting for the first time.
"Study, study, study... Hello, junior."
The soft voice was a little stuttering, which seemed to indicate the girl's nervousness. Han Zhou turned around and greeted her with the same stuttering tone: "Xue Xue Xue... Hello, senior sister."
Zhong Ling was stunned for a moment, then her face turned slightly red: "You...you heard it?"
Han Zhou never heard her say hello before, so she was a little surprised.
"I heard it." Han Zhou smiled, "There's no need to be so nervous when greeting me, right?"
"I'm not nervous." Zhong Ling smiled and shook her head, saying softly, "Good evening."
What made her nervous was not saying hello to Han Zhou, but the fact that he would not respond after she said hello, so she had been practicing secretly for this reason.
This time the junior responded. Does it mean that his practice has paid off and his voice has become a little louder?
Zhong Ling is a sophomore and does not have to wear military training uniform all day like freshmen. Today she is wearing a white long skirt. Her long hair is tied into a ponytail and hangs behind her head. Her eyes are as pure as water, like a pure lily.
Facing Han Zhou's gaze, Zhong Ling touched the decorations on the white dress lovingly and said softly, "This is a new dress. My sister bought it for me."
"It suits you very well." Han Zhou praised sincerely.
Zhong Ling has the whitest skin among all the girls he has ever seen. Her skin can be described as delicate as a baby's. As the saying goes, a white complexion can hide a hundred uglinesses. What's more, Zhong Ling is a great beauty. She looks good in anything she wears. However, this white dress suits her better.
"Thank you."
Zhong Ling smiled brightly. She also thought the dress was beautiful, but it would be even better if it could get the approval of her junior.
She asked curiously, "But why are you here, junior brother? Do you want to see me for something?"
[Daily Task 3 (Bell): Get 10/1 of the target's curiosity ten times and get point]
"Yes, I was just about to send you a message to come downstairs, but I didn't expect you to appear behind me." Han Zhou smiled, "Lin Anyu ordered a lot of barbecue for me, I can't finish it by myself, so I want you to help me share some of the burden."
Zhong Ling shook her head and said, "How can this be possible? No merit, no reward. My sister said that we can't just accept things from others."