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“I can do a lot of things besides out-of-body experiences.”
"Can you poke yourself with your soul?"
"Listen to me first and don't interrupt."
"Feel sorry."
Ost collected his thoughts and continued: "I had a precognitive dream before. The person in the dream looked vague. He became a good friend of mine, but he had a problem, that is, his memory was incomplete. "
"So you want to say that I am your friend?" Jiang Lu asked.
"Yes, everything is correct." Oss nodded: "So I want to ask, is your memory defective? For example, you can't remember things from a certain period of time?"
Jiang Lu pondered: "Hiss...it's true."
He looked at Os with a hint of admiration in his eyes: "It's amazing."
Oslo breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this: "Do you want to get your memory back?"
"Yes I do."
Jiang Lu nodded first, but then said melancholy: "But it's difficult."
"Oh?" Oss even showed a smile now: "Do you know how to get your memory back?"
Jiang Lu was stunned for a moment, then realized something and shook his head.
"No, I do not know."
He looked at Os and suddenly felt that he was a little too relaxed.
You must know that the spiritual realm is connected to the real world, and the people in it are all alive. How can you talk about things in the real world so casually in the spiritual realm?
You must know that the incident of being opened by Qingying Red Window is still fresh in my mind.
Jiang Lu, Jiang Lu, you really have no sense of self-protection!
Of course Aos didn't know what Jiang Lu was thinking, so he said strangely: "How could that be? You should know!"
"Why are you so curious about me?"
"Aren't we brothers?"
"Brothers can have no sense of boundaries?"
The more Jiang Lu looked at Aos, the less he felt like a good thing.
Think about it carefully, what kind of good thing can Zeus be?
So what was originally considered a good brother of Crush instantly turned into a bastard.
"I think it's time for me to re-examine our relationship."
Jiang Lu shook his head and prepared to find Huang Xiu'e.
"What's the matter? Now that you've hugged Castalia's lap, you're going to abandon me?" Aos asked angrily.
"Then don't be a Riddler. Isn't it interesting to test people? If you want to know something from me, just say it. Don't think I don't know you are trying to trick me!"
Jiang Lu pointed at his head: "Although I couldn't read books since I was a child, I would forget what I learned the next day, and even beating someone up would have to wait until one day for more than ten years before I suddenly remembered it. , but I’m so smart!”
After listening to Jiang Lu's words, Aos said excitedly: "You are just like him!"
"Who am I?" Jiang Lu suddenly became nervous.
Speaking of this, Aos stopped pretending.
"Listen, I am confessing to you at the risk of bringing misfortune to Hybril and the risk that I may not be able to sleep with the Elk Goddess."
For the sake of his good brother, he couldn't care so much anymore. After making up his mind, he said decisively:
"I am Zeus, and you are my best friend, my best best friend!"
Jiang Lu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I'm telling you not to be the Riddler. I'm not telling you to be a comedian."
Zeus gritted his teeth, taking the one percent risk of changing the world line if Jiang Lu was really not a good brother, and said: "We used to be good friends like Spongebob and Patrick!"
"Hey! Wait, wait, wait! How do you know about Spongebob and Patrick?!"
Jiang Lu was stunned for a moment.
In other words, he believed it all at once.
This is obviously not one of the countless elements that Hybril possesses.
Not to mention the indigenous people, even some exorcists who don’t even know about the Spring Festival Gala have never seen Spongebob Squarepants.
"I also know your favorite is Sandy! Because she's a squirrel and has a pair of huge front teeth!"
"Grass!"
Jiang Lu pulled Os, or Zeus, to a deserted corner: "Speak clearly!"
"Let me make it clear, I am Zeus."
"That's not it. I'm asking if I took action? It's about the squirrel."
"Of course not, it's too perverted."
"That's good..." Jiang Lu breathed a sigh of relief.
Then Zeus continued: "At least not when you are with me. I don't know privately."
Jiang Lu's expression gradually became horrified.
"Okay, don't worry, this isn't important. What's important now is why you forgot about me and called me a bad crotch!"
"But you are..."
"Okay, this isn't important either."
Zeus whispered: "The important thing now is, how long have you been resurrected?"
"Don't worry." Jiang Lu pursed his lips and asked in reverse: "What's important now is how do I know if you lied to me when you said you were my good brother."
"If I'm not a good brother, can I go to the brothel with you?"
"Ha, I can grab anyone on the road and hang out with me."
"Aren't you good brothers who would take the risk of changing the world line and causing great turmoil to confirm your identity?"
"Maybe you want to do this?"
"Well, it seems I have to break some serious news."
Zeus sighed:
"There is a crescent-shaped mark at the root of your vagina."
"Huh?!" Jiang Lu was horrified.
If SpongeBob still shocked him, the secret terrified him.
This is not something that ordinary people can notice, and even all the girls who have had a story so far have never noticed this detail.
Could it be that...
"How did you know?"
"That was bitten by Hera." Zeus sighed: "Because she is the goddess of heaven, even you can't completely erase the scars she caused."
"What the hell?" Jiang Lu looked blank.
Zeus explained: "At that time, I went out to look for flowers and willows. Hera wanted to take revenge on me, so she found you. I happened to bump into you when I came back. She was startled and bit you."
"what?"
"I was really sad at the time, but when I thought about the fact that Hera was looking for you, and that for the sake of our friendship, even though you were intoxicated by Hera's drugged wine, you only reluctantly agreed to use it, I couldn't be angry. Come."
Zeus smiled as if recalling: "The three of us spent a very happy time afterwards."
"You really are exaggerating bro..."
"Do you believe it now?" After confirming that Jiang Lu was his good brother, Zeus showed a relieved smile.
"No, I feel even scarier."
Jiang Lu managed his somewhat confused thoughts: "I am very concerned about a question now, that is, since such an incident has happened, with my generous and loyal character, have I ever invited you to be a guest in the underworld?"
Although he spoke very cryptically, Zeus understood what he meant.
"Invited."
"Fuck!" Jiang Lu was anxious.
"Don't be impatient." Seeing his appearance, Zeus couldn't help but find it a little funny: "Hera is my serious wife, but you have never been married at all. Most of them are even married. As a married woman, from this perspective, I am at a greater disadvantage."
"Well..."
Jiang Lu boldly imagined: "Do you think it's possible that I died because of this?"
"This possibility cannot be ruled out." Zeus nodded.
"I was born too!" Jiang Lu slumped in the corner dejectedly, unwilling to accept this fact.
"But no one knows the specifics."
Zeus sat next to Jiang Lu and comforted: "You died too suddenly. I remember that at that time, I seemed to be turning into a swan and playing with a lucky girl. Suddenly I felt something in my heart. After the hasty ending, I returned to the heaven. Sure enough, I learned the news of your death.
After your death, the underworld has been in turmoil for a long time. Now under the rule of the new Lord of the Underworld, they have even attacked the Underworld. I don’t know how long Hades can hold on...”
"So why are you here at this critical moment?" Jiang Lu was stunned.
Zeus's unreliability is almost disgusting.
What is even more sad is that it is conceivable that I, who has the same bad taste as him, am not a good person either.
"I'm here to fuck the Elk Goddess, didn't I tell you?" Zeus asked strangely.
"What I mean is, if people hit you right at your doorstep, how can you still roam around leisurely?"
"Ah, you are talking about this." Zeus smiled nonchalantly: "Of course I am still in the heaven myself. This is high technology."
"What high technology?" Jiang Lu suddenly had a bad feeling.
"The person who is talking to you now is my clone, which has inherited my will and part of my power, so although it is not me, it is still me."
"Clone?"