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"what happened?"
"I...I..." Jiang Lu raised his hands covered with brown liquid: "I didn't bring any paper, but I didn't expect that I had diarrhea!"
The pupils of the priests began to tremble.
This shocking scene was deeply etched into their minds.
But they never imagined that this was just the beginning.
"What?" Zeus said in shock: "What should we do?"
"At this point, in order not to delay the interview and save time washing hands, I have no choice but to..."
Jiang Lu was stunned.
"Ouch!" The priests would never have thought that Jiang Lu would do such an operation. People with weak psychological endurance actually spat it out.
But it wasn't over yet. Zeus said solemnly: "You can't finish it by yourself? I'll help you!"
As he spoke, he grabbed Jiang Lu's other hand and sighed.
Now even people with average mental endurance can no longer hold back.
If one person vomits, the sound of his vomiting will trigger another person.
This is the confidence that Gao Tian, one of the ten most bizarre stories about the orphanage, brought to Jiang Lu.
After a while, even the priest, who felt nauseous but would not vomit, vomited because someone around him was vomiting.
While vomiting, they fled the temple in panic, planning to find a place to smooth out the scars in their hearts.
At this time, Jiang Lu and Zeus wiped the corners of their mouths with faint smiles.
"Peanut butter, boy!"
At this moment, the previous interviewer and the examiner who called the number came out.
Looking at the empty hall except for Jiang Lu and Zeus, the examiner felt a little strange.
"Where has everyone gone?"
Jiang Lu and Zeus shook their heads in unison.
"I do not know."
The examiner frowned: "There are really no rules, so you can just come in, who goes first?"
"I'll go first."
Jiang Lu followed the examiner and walked in, while Zeus approached and observed the situation inside.
In the back hall, a group of ten examiners sat on a high platform, surrounding Jiang Lu in a semicircular arch.
Castalia had obviously told the examiner who called the number, so when he came in, he told Jiang Lu, "Just do whatever you want. Even if you fail in the interview, Lady Castalia will arrange for you to be admitted." list”.
So Jiang Lu can be said to have no pressure.
After confirming his name, the examiners began to take turns asking questions.
"After entering the Starry Sky Gate, what would you do if you found yourself transported to a cave with no exit?"
"No export..." Jiang Lu said calmly: "No export means that due to various reasons, the cave cannot be sold to the international market. Then I will consider exporting it to domestic sales, package it and tell other pioneers that this is an imported cave, let them take over, so that I can get out of it!"
"What are you talking about?" One examiner looked confused.
But some people keenly sensed the business wisdom contained in it and were immediately shocked: "Although your answer has nothing to do with the answer, it is a good way for the temple to develop the sinking market. I will give it to you!"
6:4, Jiang Lu won the first round.
Then someone asked: "If you were teleported to the anchor point and saw a god other than the Elk Goddess, what would you do?"
Jiang Lu is very comfortable with this situation: "I will pretend to be his believer and gain his trust. He will definitely need my help in order to re-anchor the anchor point. I can let him be my ATM machine and blast me hard." Gold coins, and after nailing the anchor point, I can come back, find the sect that believes in him, sell the anchor point information at a high price, and force them to become vassals of the Elk God Religion."
"Good!" An examiner immediately applauded: "You are much better than those priests who say they would rather die for loyalty! We need talents like you!"
Although some conservatives thought Jiang Lu was too radical, Jiang Lu still won the second round with an 8:2 vote.
"The third question is, assuming that all the abilities you possess are lost during the teleportation process, how will you survive?"
This question can be said to be the easiest question for Jiang Lu.
He said proudly: "I don't have any abilities myself, so even if I lose all my abilities, it won't pose a threat to me at all."
"Great." The examiner who asked the question nodded: "You are simply impeccable!"
"The fourth and final question. We noticed that you are a Phnom Penh priest. It is theoretically possible to communicate with the Elk Goddess. After entering the Starry Sky Gate, it is also very likely that you will be transported to her more easily because of this connection. So what would you do if you saw her?"
"The Elk Goddess must be very lonely after being isolated from the world for so many years, so I will have a chat with her first to remind her of the passion of our Hybril." Jiang Lu answered immediately.
"This..." The examiners looked at each other in confusion: "What's the purpose?"
"There is no purpose." Jiang Lu shook his head: "I just want to have sex with her."
"You are insulting the Elk Goddess!" The examiners shook their heads: "In view of your excellent performance in the past, we can give you a chance to answer again."
Jiang Lu analyzed carefully, thought carefully, and finally strengthened his mind: "I won't change. I not only want to be the man on the back of the Elk Goddess, I also want to have sex with Castalia right now."
Castalia blushed for a while. She didn't expect Jiang Lu to say such ambiguous words in public.
"Congratulations." The examiners applauded: "You passed the final test. You are an honest and courageous person. You will not bow down to the powerful. Even if your most precious opportunity is used to threaten you, you still stand firm." Faith, this is a rare quality!”
Jiang Lu was stunned and smiled happily: "I think you are really sick."
"Look, he doesn't even take us seriously. How brave he is!"
Therefore, even Castalia did not expect that Jiang Lu passed the interview and became a pioneer on his own before she even exerted her strength.
Jiang Lu inexplicably left the apse with the certificate and said to Zeus: "Your teaching is really against the sky."
Zeus smiled slightly: "I saw it all, now I know what to do."
Next up is Zeus.
He planned to show off his skills to his good brother.
After checking Zeus's identity, a middle-aged examiner began to ask questions.
"Os, the first question is, is my daughter's child yours?"
"Huh?" Zeus was confused.
"I'm asking you a question? Is it yours?"
"Your daughter is..."
"Christina."
"No impression."
"If you dare to do it, don't take it seriously. You are disqualified. Go away!"
"What if I answer yes?"
"You really dare to admit it? You have been disqualified, get out!"
Zeus passed the interview quickly and left the apse angrily.
"I can't believe it. With my knowledge of Hybril, coupled with the contacts I've accumulated from being in contact with so many gods, and my experience of working hard before becoming the Lord God, I'm sure I can cope with any difficulties, but I didn’t expect them to ask me this, it’s just unreasonable!”
After Jiang Lu heard Zeus's experience, he patted him on the shoulder.
"give it to me."
After saying that, he turned around and walked into the apse. After a while, he came out and said to Zeus: "I won the opportunity for you to re-interview."
"you..."
Zeus looked at Jiang Lu with emotion.
"Don't give up on your ideals, you bastard!" Jiang Lu had firm eyes and raised his hands into fists.
Zeus bumped fists with him and nodded: "I won't let you down!"
The two passed each other.
Standing in the apse again, Zeus felt that everything was different from just now.
He...is not fighting alone!
"First question, Os, is Jiang Bao your good friend?"
"Yes, he is my irreplaceable good friend!"
"Okay, you passed the interview!"
Zeus was startled, raised his head, and shed two lines of clear tears from the corners of his eyes.
Yes...that's the feeling!
This is the long-lost...power of bond!
As long as my brothers are by my side, then I will be able to do anything!
After a while, Jiang Lu comforted Zeus, who was in tears, and the two walked struttingly through the crowd who had returned from vomiting, discussing how to celebrate tonight.
The priests didn't see the two of them when they came back. They thought they had been eliminated long ago, but they didn't expect them to come out of the apse.
Looking at Zeus who dropped the little pearl, they all preconceivedly thought that the two of them had been eliminated, and there was a bit of schadenfreude in their eyes.
But it wasn't until the two of them walked through the crowd and turned their backs to everyone that someone noticed something was wrong.
He pointed behind the two men and exclaimed, "That's... the credentials of a pioneer!"
"what?!"
In the back hall, the examiners were still discussing the two people they had just interviewed.
"I still don't understand." One of them said in confusion: "Why do they insist that we put a seal on their buttocks that can protect them during teleportation, and they have to have one on the left and one on the right."
"It doesn't matter. It's normal for young people to have personalities." The middle-aged examiner who asked Zeus before was cheerful now.
Someone asked him: "Why did your attitude towards Os suddenly change?"
"Because I confirm that my daughter has nothing to do with him."
The middle-aged examiner whispered mysteriously: "When I stamped him, I found a tattoo on his lower back."
"What's the tattoo?"